Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-It made her have a sly smile in real life-
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Mata Hari: "We'll make sure of it later, for now, we want to take pictures of you girls"
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Kuro: "..." -hugged- "You didn't deserve that, any of you"

-how would she be as a ruler?-
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Camilla: "Alright~"
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Elise: "I know... Big Sister told me that every single day... She was like the mother that me and my brothers needed..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kyu: "This is a sick, twisted joke..."
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-Joe reacted fast to reflect them with his scimitar-
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Oui: "Maybe we can explore some ruins, if you want..."
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-And this time it had no teeth to latch on it-

"She also noticed one skeleton recording the whole thing with a camera."
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"Rasticore ducked."

"Then got hit by a Narwhal Blast. :V"
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"Would that be a good idea?"
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"Making it bump away, just as the bomb was about to detonate..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-how would she be as a ruler?-
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Camilla: "Alright~"
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Elise: "I know... Big Sister told me that every single day... She was like the mother that me and my brothers needed..."

-She imagines herself as benevolent and adored by the masses-
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Mata Hari: "Smile~"
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Kuro: "She certainly looks fit for the role..."

"She also noticed one skeleton recording the whole thing with a camera."
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"Rasticore ducked."

"Then got hit by a Narwhal Blast. :V"
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"Would that be a good idea?"
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"Making it bump away, just as the bomb was about to detonate..."

Kyu: "Huh? What?"
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-And a magic beam- :V
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-They think they can fend themselves-
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-The doll couldn't do anything...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She imagines herself as benevolent and adored by the masses-
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Mata Hari: "Smile~"
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Kuro: "She certainly looks fit for the role..."

-the only one she has no mercy with being Yukari :V-
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-Camilla does-

-Hinoka confused-
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Elise: "What do you mean?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

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Kyu: "Huh? What?"
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-And a magic beam- :V
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-They think they can fend themselves-
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-The doll couldn't do anything...-

"Yeah, that entire chase scene must've gotten captured on film, too."
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"How powerful?"
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"Off to explore, it is!"
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"BOOM"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-the only one she has no mercy with being Yukari :V-
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-Camilla does-

-Hinoka confused-
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Elise: "What do you mean?"

-And Ingrid as well-
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-And Mata Hari takes a pic of the Nohrian-

Mata Hari: "Here, you see?" -Shows it-
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Kuro: "Both her physique and attitude look very close to a mother's"

"Yeah, that entire chase scene must've gotten captured on film, too."
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"How powerful?"
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"Off to explore, it is!"
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"BOOM"

-Her face suddenly gets red-
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-As much as the blast-
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-EXPLORING!-
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-The doll's head's no more-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And Ingrid as well-
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-And Mata Hari takes a pic of the Nohrian-

Mata Hari: "Here, you see?" -Shows it-
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Kuro: "Both her physique and attitude look very close to a mother's"

-being her personal feeder is a sign of mercy, actually, since she could have made her into a foot holder to complement the Yukari chair :V-
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Camilla: "Awwwwww~"

-it's almost as if you could see her say "Ahn~" in the picture :V-
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Elise: "I guess that makes sense..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Her face suddenly gets red-
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-As much as the blast-
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-EXPLORING!-
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-The doll's head's no more-

"The monsters are all no longer in sight."

"Is Merasmus' half of revenge over? Or are they hiding, just to keep her paranoid of further attack or humiliation?"

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GRAAHH!
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"One thing they find is a giant flying saucer, crashed and overgrown with vines and plant life."
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Ha! Try biting Merasmus now, feeble doll!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-being her personal feeder is a sign of mercy, actually, since she could have made her into a foot holder to complement the Yukari chair :V-
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Camilla: "Awwwwww~"

-it's almost as if you could see her say "Ahn~" in the picture :V-
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Elise: "I guess that makes sense..."

-She is also now the one to deal with Chen's troublemaking attitude-
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-Isn't that how she is 24/7?-

Mata Hari: "It's a good way to preserve memories"
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Kuro: "I know how neglect feels... Well, somewhat"

"The monsters are all no longer in sight."

"Is Merasmus' half of revenge over? Or are they hiding, just to keep her paranoid of further attack or humiliation?"

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GRAAHH!
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"One thing they find is a giant flying saucer, crashed and overgrown with vines and plant life."
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Ha! Try biting Merasmus now, feeble doll!

-Either way, she's shaking now as she swims back to the shore-
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Medea Lily: -Treating Don- "There..."

Luka: "Good blast!" -She and Joe exchanged weapons and now she's using two pistols and he two scimitars-
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Abigail: "Woah..."

Oui: "Now this is a sight that'd make for a nice portrait"
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-It will try to- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She is also now the one to deal with Chen's troublemaking attitude-
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-Isn't that how she is 24/7?-

Mata Hari: "It's a good way to preserve memories"
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Kuro: "I know how neglect feels... Well, somewhat"

-still merciful compared to all she subjects Yukari to -
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-yes -

Hinoka: "What kind of magic is that?"
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Elise: "Huh?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Either way, she's shaking now as she swims back to the shore-
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Medea Lily: -Treating Don- "There..."

Luka: "Good blast!" -She and Joe exchanged weapons and now she's using two pistols and he two scimitars-
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Abigail: "Woah..."

Oui: "Now this is a sight that'd make for a nice portrait"
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-It will try to- :V

"And then what?"
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"He charged at Luka and Lily."
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Specter: To think, technology so advanced existed on planets beyond, well before any of us were even born...
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"What happens when it does?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-still merciful compared to all she subjects Yukari to -
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-yes -

Hinoka: "What kind of magic is that?"
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Elise: "Huh?"

Ran: -Still with a sly smile on her sleep-
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Mata Hari: "Not really magic, just technology"

-Albeit Kamui remembers once seeing an Anna from another world with a tome that could take pics while she was on a beach-
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Kuro: "You wonder why I look just like Illya? Well, she used to have memories of things she shouldn't have known and my mother tried to destroy them with a spell.

Only they were accidentally seal instead as a second personality hidden inside while she watched all she did... That is me..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: -Still with a sly smile on her sleep-
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Mata Hari: "Not really magic, just technology"

-Albeit Kamui remembers once seeing an Anna from another world with a tome that could take pics while she was on a beach-
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Kuro: "You wonder why I look just like Illya? Well, she used to have memories of things she shouldn't have known and my mother tried to destroy them with a spell.

Only they were accidentally seal instead as a second personality hidden inside while she watched all she did... That is me..."

-until she eventually wakes up-
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-indeed-
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Elise: "That's... horrible..." -hugs-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And then what?"
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"He charged at Luka and Lily."
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Specter: To think, technology so advanced existed on planets beyond, well before any of us were even born...
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"What happens when it does?"

-Was shaking in cold and paranoia-
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-Gai came in the way with his trident-
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Abigail: "And can fly through space! It's amazing!"

Oui: "Yeah, barely anyone back in my time would have thought that out"
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-A pretty big surprise- :V

-until she eventually wakes up-
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-indeed-
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Elise: "That's... horrible..." -hugs-

Ran: "Ah?"
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-Someone says anything?-
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Kuro: "I-I couldn't do anything for years... But watch a life that wasn't mine..."
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-Pandora picks up the now beheaded doll?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "Ah?"
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-Someone says anything?-
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Kuro: "I-I couldn't do anything for years... But watch a life that wasn't mine..."
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-Pandora picks up the now beheaded doll?-

-she remembers her dream?-
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Hinoka: "So what does it do?"
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Elise: "Well, now you're here. You should enjoy life."
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-yep-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she remembers her dream?-
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Hinoka: "So what does it do?"
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Elise: "Well, now you're here. You should enjoy life."
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-yep-

-And sighs seeing it was a lie-
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Mata Hari: "The picture itself? Nothing, really, it's just an image to keep around. Albeit there's an editing function..."
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Kuro: "I try to, it's fun teasing others"
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-What she thinks?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Was shaking in cold and paranoia-
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-Gai came in the way with his trident-
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Abigail: "And can fly through space! It's amazing!"

Oui: "Yeah, barely anyone back in my time would have thought that out"
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-A pretty big surprise- :V

-Pandora picks up the now beheaded doll?-

"She set herself up for this. :V"
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"He shoved his chainsaw in Gai's direction."

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Specter: Now it's brought down to this. Hmm...it's ancient by Gem standards, but quite the contrary for this world.
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What?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And sighs seeing it was a lie-
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Mata Hari: "The picture itself? Nothing, really, it's just an image to keep around. Albeit there's an editing function..."
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Kuro: "I try to, it's fun teasing others"
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-What she thinks?-

Rook: "You okay?"
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Hinoka: "A what?"
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Elise: "Teasing?"
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Pan:

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She set herself up for this. :V"
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"He shoved his chainsaw in Gai's direction."

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Specter: Now it's brought down to this. Hmm...it's ancient by Gem standards, but quite the contrary for this world.
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What?

-She thought she would just be doing a prank, but not end this way-
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-He blocked with his trident-
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Abigail: "Let's see inside!"

Oui: "All right, just not flip any switch or push buttons"
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-Right now Pandora picked the seemingly harmless headless doll-

Rook: "You okay?"
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Hinoka: "A what?"
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Elise: "Teasing?"
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Pan:

Ran: "Yeah, just a bit disappointed..."
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Mata Hari: "Oh, you'll see" -Selects a selfie she once took to edit it, cropping and adding some effects-
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Kuro: "Eeyup, I like embarrassed faces"
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-What is it?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "Yeah, just a bit disappointed..."
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Mata Hari: "Oh, you'll see" -Selects a selfie she once took to edit it, cropping and adding some effects-
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Kuro: "Eeyup, I like embarrassed faces"
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-What is it?-

Rook: "Why's that?"
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-how does it look?-
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Elise: "I think Big Sister likes to tease too..."
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-she laughing because it's headless-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She thought she would just be doing a prank, but not end this way-
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-He blocked with his trident-
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Abigail: "Let's see inside!"

Oui: "All right, just not flip any switch or push buttons"
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-Right now Pandora picked the seemingly harmless headless doll-

"He warned her that this wouldn't go well for her if it backfired on him."

"And to think, Pandora hasn't gotten involved with payback of her own yet..."
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"He then punched him in the face with his gauntlet."
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Specter: Mostly old technology so far...It's for the best that we do not risk finding out if any of it still functions.

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"And then?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she laughing because it's headless-

"And then?"

-AND THEN A GIANT LONG CLOWN THING APPEARS FROM THE DOLL'S BODY!-

Rook: "Why's that?"
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-how does it look?-
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Elise: "I think Big Sister likes to tease too..."

Ran: "It's nothing..."
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-It's a pic now with a black and white filter with added random text-
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Kuro: "Oh really? She truly has the means to"

"He warned her that this wouldn't go well for her if it backfired on him."

"And to think, Pandora hasn't gotten involved with payback of her own yet..."
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"He then punched him in the face with his gauntlet."
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Specter: Mostly old technology so far...It's for the best that we do not risk finding out if any of it still functions.

-But she probably shall soon-
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Gai: "OW! You'll pay for that and what you did to Don-san! HAAAAAAA!" -Sending wave beams-
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Abigail: "It sounds fair..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-AND THEN A GIANT LONG CLOWN THING APPEARS FROM THE DOLL'S BODY!-

Pandora:

Ran: "It's nothing..."
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-It's a pic now with a black and white filter with added random text-
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Kuro: "Oh really? She truly has the means to"

Rook: "Alright."
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-cute-
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KEK

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-AND THEN A GIANT LONG CLOWN THING APPEARS FROM THE DOLL'S BODY!-

-But she probably shall soon-
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Gai: "OW! You'll pay for that and what you did to Don-san! HAAAAAAA!" -Sending wave beams-
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Abigail: "It sounds fair..."

What madness is this?!
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"Eeyup..."
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"Rasticore tried to get away, but Marco kicked him in the face and knocked him down. The lizard was overwhelmed by the beams."

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"Still a cool sight, this spaceship's interior is."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora:

What madness is this?!

-The creature thinks it's about to delight on eating the cheese, opening its large mouth with spiky teeth in an attempt to chomp on them-

Rook: "Alright."
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-cute-
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KEK

-I don't know what else to add-
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Mata Hari: "Now how about a pic of you?"
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Kuro: "I kinda envy that"

"Eeyup..."
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"Rasticore tried to get away, but Marco kicked him in the face and knocked him down. The lizard was overwhelmed by the beams."

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"Still a cool sight, this spaceship's interior is."

-She's looking around all her sides-
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Marvelous: "Now why the heck are you here?"
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Abigail: "Wooooah... It's amazing..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The creature thinks it's about to delight on eating the cheese, opening its large mouth with spiky teeth in an attempt to chomp on them-

Pandora: "Let's get the hell outta here!"

-I don't know what else to add-
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Mata Hari: "Now how about a pic of you?"
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Kuro: "I kinda envy that"

Rook: "Had a nice dream? You were smiling..."
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Hinoka: "A-Alright..."
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Elise: "Why?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The creature thinks it's about to delight on eating the cheese, opening its large mouth with spiky teeth in an attempt to chomp on them-

Pandora: "Let's get the hell outta here!"


"

"They both opt to just teleport straight out."

-She's looking around all her sides-
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Marvelous: "Now why the heck are you here?"
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Abigail: "Wooooah... It's amazing..."

"Nothing so far..."

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Are you deaf? I've been sent by Miss Heinous. I'm here to collect a bounty.
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"Look at this stuff!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: "Let's get the hell outta here!"

"They both opt to just teleport straight out."

-The creature is saddened to not have any more cheese, so it goes in hunt for more-

Rook: "Had a nice dream? You were smiling..."
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Hinoka: "A-Alright..."
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Elise: "Why?"

Ran: "You could say it was..."
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Mata Hari: "Smile~!"
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Kuro: ""For better teasing"

"Nothing so far..."

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Are you deaf? I've been sent by Miss Heinous. I'm here to collect a bounty.
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"Look at this stuff!"

-For now...-
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Marvelous: "Which is?"
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-Abby's eyes are sparkling-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The creature is saddened to not have any more cheese, so it goes in hunt for more-

-For now...-
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Marvelous: "Which is?"
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-Abby's eyes are sparkling-

Finally...
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"Yeah...."
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On the princesses who rebelled against Miss Heinous! "Pointing at them."

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"Seems the place is safe so long as they don't touch anything."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The creature is saddened to not have any more cheese, so it goes in hunt for more-

-and saw the Shuten who was livestreaming?-

Ran: "You could say it was..."
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Mata Hari: "Smile~!"
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Kuro: ""For better teasing"

Rook: "Hm?"
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-she shyly does-
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Elise: "Oh..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Finally...

-and saw the Shuten who was livestreaming?-

-And saw the livestreaming Shuten, getting hungry-

"Yeah...."
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On the princesses who rebelled against Miss Heinous! "Pointing at them."

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"Seems the place is safe so long as they don't touch anything."

Kyu: W-Where are they?!
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Medea Lily: "You've been hired by that crazy teacher?!"
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-Abby will be a good girl and not touch!-

Rook: "Hm?"
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-she shyly does-
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Elise: "Oh..."

Ran: "Nothing..."
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-Pic is taken-

Mata Hari: "This one's cute..."
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Kuro: "Still, sorry about everything"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And saw the livestreaming Shuten, getting hungry-

-OH NO-

Ran: "Nothing..."
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-Pic is taken-

Mata Hari: "This one's cute..."
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Kuro: "Still, sorry about everything"

Rook: "Alright."
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Hinoka: "Huh?"
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Elise: "It's part of the past now."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And saw the livestreaming Shuten, getting hungry-

Kyu: W-Where are they?!
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Medea Lily: "You've been hired by that crazy teacher?!"
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-Abby will be a good girl and not touch!-
"

"This will not end well..."

"And yeah, the monsters are out of sight, for now..."

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A bounty's a bounty. I only need Princess Marco Turdina alive. As for you two..."Revving his chainsaw up again after pointing at Star and Lily, growing a slasher smile."
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"Good, otherwise lasers would be fired everywhere."

"No signs of Corrupted Gems, either, which is also good."

 

[Deleted member]

Catch me up on what happened; I don't get much time to post here because work and stuff.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-OH NO-

"This will not end well..."

-But then smelt how much alcohol Shuten had and felt like vomitting, so it went elsewhere to find more prey-

-... The city, to be precise. And remembering the taste of that blue cheese, divine cheese seems the most exquisite-

Rook: "Alright."
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Hinoka: "Huh?"
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Elise: "It's part of the past now."

Should those two get hsipped or nah? :V
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Mata Hari: "Look it" -Shows her shy smile immortalised by the photo-
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Kuro: "Yeah, how's my mother?"

"And yeah, the monsters are out of sight, for now..."

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A bounty's a bounty. I only need Princess Marco Turdina alive. As for you two..."Revving his chainsaw up again after pointing at Star and Lily, growing a slasher smile."
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"Good, otherwise lasers would be fired everywhere."

"No signs of Corrupted Gems, either, which is also good."

Kyu: -Shudders, flapping the water on her wings off-
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Marvelous: "Gokai Change!"

ZYUUUUUOHGEEERR!!

-Changing into Zyuoh Gorilla, Marvelous punched him with the strength of, well, a gorilla-
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Oui: "I wonder if those Crystal Gems know of this..."

Catch me up on what happened; I don't get much time to post here because work and stuff.

I would, but there's nothing on my side.

 

[Deleted member]

I would, but there's nothing on my side.

-sees the wandering doll and prepares to attack-

The Stoopid Unikorn
This can be with or without Qrow's involvement. Your choice.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-But then smelt how much alcohol Shuten had and felt like vomitting, so it went elsewhere to find more prey-

-... The city, to be precise. And remembering the taste of that blue cheese, divine cheese seems the most exquisite-

"Beach City?"

-

Kyu: -Shudders, flapping the water on her wings off-
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Marvelous: "Gokai Change!"

ZYUUUUUOHGEEERR!!

-Changing into ZyuohGorilla, Marvelous punched him with the strength of, well, a gorilla-
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Oui: "I wonder if those Crystal Gems know of this..."

"She's now worried about messing up things for Jenny as well, if the robot ever agreed to her services."
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"As his species is naturally stronger physically, he manages to tank it, though it still hurt like hell. He immediately responding by blasting Marvelous in the face with a purple laser."
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Specter: The odds are pretty good. They seem to regularly venture out taking care of problems their kind's empire left behind.

Catch me up on what happened; I don't get much time to post here because work and stuff.

As far as the situation with Jasper goes, there's this:

"Seeing that the one fan isn't enough."

It's cool if you don't like it, I've already got three huge fans!

"Pulled out two more yo-yos to create two additional gusts of wind of equal strength, trapping Zebra Jasper in a small but significant tornado."

"Zebra Jasper is blown high into the air in the mini-tornado, the fusion becoming unstable."

 

[Deleted member]

As far as the situation with Jasper goes, there's this:

-Broly just watches-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Broly just watches-

"The angry Jasper was struggling to force the Corrupted Gem, once a Quartz Soldier like herself, back into the fusion, determined to defeat Smoky Quartz, even though she knows she still wouldn't be able to beat Broly afterwards. She feels the absolute need to prove herself better than an opposing fusion, no matter what it takes."

"Huff" We can beat them! If we stay together...!

"Unfortunately for her, the monster didn't stay fused with her, and they both fell back to the ground, screaming. Jasper landed first, and the monster fell on top of her."

"Smoky made a cartoony plane dive sound effect as the fusion watched Jasper and the Corrupted Gem fall."

"The monster scurried away shortly after landing. Jasper got up, just barely, only to watch it do so. Unusually, her facial expression became one of some despair."

...Nobody I fuse with... ever wants to stay.

"She was letting out a defeated-sounding laughter."

 

[Deleted member]

"The angry Jasper was struggling to force the Corrupted Gem, once a Quartz Soldier like herself, back into the fusion, determined to defeat Smoky Quartz, even though she knows she still wouldn't be able to beat Broly afterwards. She feels the absolute need to prove herself better than an opposing fusion, no matter what it takes."

"Huff" We can beat them! If we stay together...!

"Unfortunately for her, the monster didn't stay fused with her, and they both fell back to the ground, screaming. Jasper landed first, and the monster fell on top of her."

"Smoky made a cartoony plane dive sound effect as the fusion watched Jasper and the Corrupted Gem fall."

"The monster scurried away shortly after landing. Jasper got up, just barely, only to watch it do so. Unusually, her facial expression became one of some despair."

...Nobody I fuse with... ever wants to stay.

"She was letting out a defeated-sounding laughter."

-Fusion is supposed to be between two that are in sync and share a bond. She FORCES it on others and hadn't actually bothered to bond with anyone.-
-someone points this out that isn't Broly-