Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-Because comedy- :V

-The doll took one in its mouth and spitted it-

"Said bomb blew up in Merasmus' face."

-She rolled out the axe's way-
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Joe: "That kid is clueless..."

Marvelous: "Let it be, everyone has their teenage crushes"

Luka: "You know, I wonder if you had one on that Sid guy"

Joe: "Shut up"
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Spoiler

-And said arc is gonna be glorious, like most of his appearances-

Argh!

"The Monoculus was periodically teleporting around, looking for her."
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"They don't realize how much drama this is going to cause down the line. :V"
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Spoiler

"Very much so."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pan:

"Said bomb blew up in Merasmus' face."

-The doll tried to bite off the head of that fried cheese-

-her thoughts?-
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Azura: "That sounds wonderful."
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Elise: She doesn't seem so bad...

Ran: "Yeah, you're right, I should take this!"
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Mata Hari: "Who would you like to take a snap of first?"
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Kuro: "Your name's Elise, right?"

Argh!

"The Monoculus was periodically teleporting around, looking for her."
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"They don't realize how much drama this is going to cause down the line. :V"
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Spoiler

"Very much so."

Kyu: "Just leave me alone!"

-It was rare to see the fairy not being smug-
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-Even if they did, it's not like they can solve it themselves-
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-Speaking of villains, remind me what happened with the Deltarune guys again?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The doll tried to bite off the head of that fried cheese-

-LMAO-

Ran: "Yeah, you're right, I should take this!"
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Mata Hari: "Who would you like to take a snap of first?"
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Kuro: "Your name's Elise, right?"

Rook: "Hm?"
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Azura: -instantly- "Kamui."
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Elise: "Yes."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The doll tried to bite off the head of that fried cheese-

Kyu: "Just leave me alone!"

-It was rare to see the fairy not being smug-
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-Even if they did, it's not like they can solve it themselves-
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-Speaking of villains, remind me what happened with the Deltarune guys again?-

"He turned into an object, hidden among several fake objects he cast, trying to hide from it and heal from the damage."

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"She wasn't aware that Merasmus can be legitimately dangerous in some situations."
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"Very true..."

Star: Maybe we should give this game a try.
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They escaped with Rita's forces and the remaining Shadaloo forces.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-LMAO-

"He turned into an object, hidden among several fake objects he cast, trying to hide from it and heal from the damage."

-The doll is confused at where the cheese went-

Rook: "Hm?"
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Azura: -instantly- "Kamui."
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Elise: "Yes."

Ran: "Maybe I should do as you say..."
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Mata Hari: "Great, let's get her then"
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Kuro: "That's a cute name"

"She wasn't aware that Merasmus can be legitimately dangerous in some situations."
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"Very true..."

Star: Maybe we should give this game a try.
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They escaped with Rita's forces and the remaining Shadaloo forces.

-Not at all, she just thought he was a buffon-
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Medea Lily: "By ourselves?"
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-Right, I suppose they still have their ongoing alliance-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

--The doll is confused at where the cheese went-

-Not at all, she just thought he was a buffon-
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Medea Lily: "By ourselves?"
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-Right, I suppose they still have their ongoing alliance-

Need to...heal...

"And then he sent a headless horseman without a horse after her, scaring her so badly that it resulted in a Scooby Doo chase sequence. Who's the buffoon now?"

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"She meant join their game next round, if they're willing."
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"Perhaps they may be relevant again when Rita appears again."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Need to...heal...

"And then he sent a headless horseman without a horse after her, scaring her so badly that it resulted in a Scooby Doo chase sequence. Who's the buffoon now?"

___

"She meant join their game next round, if they're willing."
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"Perhaps they may be relevant again when Rita appears again."

-Doll gnaws on Pandora instead-
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-Her, no doubt-
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Medea: "Ooooh, why not?"
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-Trust me, she shall-

 

[Deleted member]

"Perhaps, indeed...definitely not for his god form, though. Such a battle would be interesting since Smoky does not fight like a typical Quartz, no spin dashes or anything of the sort."

"Peridot childishly pointed and laughed at Jasper, which only pissed her off even more."

"The Quartz growled at Peridot, before dashing and charging a spin dash at Smoky."

Wuh-oh! "Tosses the yo-yo at a rock above, using it as a grapple to jump away from and avoid the attack."

"Her dash instead badly damaged a wall of the canyon, causing several rocks to fall on her and breaking open more cages. The rocks didn't affect her, but she was surprised and angered by the escape of yet more Corrupted Gems she wanted as part of her army."

UGH! Fusion! FUSION! It's always fusion...

"Many times she's fought the Crystal Gems, it was always a fusion that beat her, or at least sent her packing to fight another day. She's never been "poofed", so she's never lost her physical form, but they have managed to force her to concede defeat before."

-at least this Jasper hasn't-
-Future Jasper has been poofed before :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Doll gnaws on Pandora instead-
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-Her, no doubt-
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Medea: "Ooooh, why not?"
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-Trust me, she shall-

"Merasmus is now healing."

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"How will she ever get out of this situation? The monsters aren't here for dating advice or matchmaking or anything of the sort. They're just here to scare and possibly chop off her head."
___

"The two girls go over to ask if they can join."

"Then a portal suddenly appeared above Don and someone large dropped out of, landing on the poor guy."
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"That will be interesting!"

-at least this Jasper hasn't-
-Future Jasper has been poofed before :V-

"Springrtrap made sure of that. :V Is he still out there somewhere, anyhow?"

"Meanwhile, here, Jasper is sitll pissed off at losing to another fusion...Then takes a look at a Corrupted Gem trying to gnaw it's way out of it's cage. She suddenly grew a slasher smile, and made a beeline for it."

"Smoky wrapped the yo-yo's rope around a stalagmite, and from there swung it several times more to hit Jasper from the front and back, before appearing before Jasper and kicking her in the face with a flip."

"All that did was slow her down, as she didn't counterattack and kept running for the Corrupted Gem after getting away. What is she up to...?"

Aww, leaving so soon?

 

[Deleted member]

"Springrtrap made sure of that. :V Is he still out there somewhere, anyhow?"

"Meanwhile, here, Jasper is sitll pissed off at losing to another fusion...Then takes a look at a Corrupted Gem trying to gnaw it's way out of it's cage. She suddenly grew a slasher smile, and made a beeline for it."

"Smoky wrapped the yo-yo's rope around a stalagmite, and from there swung it several times more to hit Jasper from the front and back, before appearing before Jasper and kicking her in the face with a flip."

"All that did was slow her down, as she didn't counterattack and kept running for the Corrupted Gem after getting away. What is she up to...?"

Aww, leaving so soon?

-Isis did something to deal with him; couldn't actually KILL him because restless undead spirit, but he's out of the picture-

Broly: "Don't get cocky; she's plotting something...."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Isis did something to deal with him; couldn't actually KILL him because restless undead spirit, but he's out of the picture-

Broly: "Don't get cocky; she's plotting something...."

"Hmm, fair enough."

"She grabbed the bars of the cage."

I... will NOT be beaten by another fusion!

"She grabbed the monster's jaws, then both started turning into pure light form...fusing together."

What the?

"She could've accepted being beaten by someone who was simply, plainly and fairly much stronger than her, but the reality of losing to another fusion in battle ticked her off, and she was having none of it; she tried to fuse with this Corrupted Gem monster, and succeeded. The fusion looks like this:"

"Jasper herself is the one mainly in control of this fusion. Getting a good look at her newly obtained claws, she lets out an evil laugh, overlapping with the monster's quiet growls."

 

[Deleted member]

"Hmm, fair enough."

"She grabbed the bars of the cage."

I... will NOT be beaten by another fusion!

"She grabbed the monster's jaws, then both started turning into pure light form...fusing together."

What the?

"She could've accepted being beaten by someone who was simply, plainly and fairly much stronger than her, but the reality of losing to another fusion in battle ticked her off, and she was having none of it; she tried to fuse with this Corrupted Gem monster, and succeeded. The fusion looks like this:"

"Jasper herself is the one mainly in control of this fusion. Getting a good look at her newly obtained claws, she lets out an evil laugh, overlapping with the monster's quiet growls."

-at this, Broly laughs at her mockingly for being a hypocrite-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-at this, Broly laughs at her mockingly for being a hypocrite-

"She didn't seem to care...well, right now, at least, as she's too hellbent on defeating Smoky Quartz before anything else, marching towards the fusion of Steven and Amethyst and trying to claw directly at their face."

"Smoky nervously ducked the slash."

Hold on, I've got a move that will really blow you away.

"Now using all their strength to swing the yo-yo like a fan, creating a gust of wind that starts blowing the fusion is known as "Zebra Jasper" back."

"Trying to stay grounded by using her hind legs to claw into the sand. It's slightly working, but only slightly."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The doll is confused at where the cheese went-

-she asks for it?-

Ran: "Maybe I should do as you say..."
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Mata Hari: "Great, let's get her then"
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Kuro: "That's a cute name"

-by which she means...?-
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Azura: "Agreed."
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Elise: "Thank you~!"

That's a Lynel and you can't prove me otherwise

 

[Deleted member]

DAMMIT UNI NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT XD

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Merasmus is now healing."

-she asks for it?-

-The closest the doll can do to speak is to have bubbles with individual Japanese characters out of its mouth-

-Though it spawns some that translate to "Cheese"-

"How will she ever get out of this situation? The monsters aren't here for dating advice or matchmaking or anything of the sort. They're just here to scare and possibly chop off her head."
___

"The two girls go over to ask if they can join."

"Then a portal suddenly appeared above Don and someone large dropped out of, landing on the poor guy."
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"That will be interesting!"

-She's so scared she might call her boss for help-

-Unaware she's busy right now eating ice cream with her nieces-
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Don: "OUCH!"
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-Speaking of, I'm on vacation right now, so I might as well do her entry-

-by which she means...?-
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Azura: "Agreed."
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Elise: "Thank you~!"

-Try to not hold back-
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-They go to the dragon, seeing the eldest Nohrian and Hoshidan are there too-

Mata Hari: "Hello, Kamui. Oh, her sisters as well"
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Kuro: "In fact you yourself are very cute"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

"Seeing that the one fan isn't enough."

It's cool if you don't like it, I've already got three huge fans!

"Pulled out two more yo-yos to create two additional gusts of wind of equal strength, trapping Zebra Jasper in a small but significant tornado."

"Zebra Jasper is blown high into the air in the mini-tornado, the fusion becoming unstable."

That's a Lynel and you can't prove me otherwise

Lol. This would be quite familiar to Link if he were here, wouldn't it?

-The closest the doll can do to speak is to have bubbles with individual Japanese characters out of its mouth-

-Though it spawns some that translate to "Cheese"-

-She's so scared she might call her boss for help-

-Unaware she's busy right now eating ice cream with her nieces-
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Don: "OUCH!"
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-Speaking of, I'm on vacation right now, so I might as well do her entry-

"

"Merasmus is fully healed and is no longer hiding."

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"The Horseless Headless Horsemann is laughing manically while searching for her."

"Then a third monster showed up; a giant green-glowing skeleton with chest plate armor and a golden crown, wielding a sword fir for his size. It's the Skeleton King!"
___

"It was a muscular lizard monster, who was grunting and grumbling as he recovered from the clumsy landing."

Spoiler

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"Cool!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Merasmus is fully healed and is no longer hiding."

___

"The Horseless Headless Horsemann is laughing manically while searching for her."

"Then a third monster showed up; a giant green-glowing skeleton with chest plate armor and a golden crown, wielding a sword fir for his size. It's the Skeleton King!"
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"It was a muscular lizard monster, who was grunting and grumbling as he recovered from the clumsy landing."

Spoiler

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"Cool!"

-She went to try and eat the "cheese"-
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Kyu: "How many freaks that guy knows?!"
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Don: "W-What the heck are you?!"
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-But a bit later-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The closest the doll can do to speak is to have bubbles with individual Japanese characters out of its mouth-

-Though it spawns some that translate to "Cheese"-

Pandora: "Huh?"

-Try to not hold back-
---
-They go to the dragon, seeing the eldest Nohrian and Hoshidan are there too-

Mata Hari: "Hello, Kamui. Oh, her sisters as well"
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Kuro: "In fact you yourself are very cute"

-why not try right now?-
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Camilla: "Oh, Azura~" -hugging her-
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Elise: "Thanks~"

Lol. This would be quite familiar to Link if he were here, wouldn't it?

It's a good thing he isn't then.

For Jasper's sake... :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She went to try and eat the "cheese"-
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Kyu: "How many freaks that guy knows?!"
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Don: "W-What the heck are you?!"
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-But a bit later-

"That's when the Bombinomicon turned the doll's head into a bomb."
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"A lot. He's not the only Scream Fortress event character. :V"
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"He angrily yet casually blasted Don with a puirple laser from his gauntlet, not even looking in his direction, then set his sights on attacking Marco, Star and Lily, who all looked nervous as he approached."

Princesses, my name is Rasticore Chaosus Disastervayne! I've been sent by Miss Heinous. Prepare to DIE! "Revving up his chainsaw."

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Fair enough.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-why not try right now?-
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Camilla: "Oh, Azura~" -hugging her-
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Elise: "Thanks~"

-Because she's tired from before and wants some minutes to rest-
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-Margaretha hugs her friend-
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Kuro: "So, I'm curious, how was your life?"

Pandora: "Huh?"

"That's when the Bombinomicon turned the doll's head into a bomb."

-The doll is panicking-

"A lot. He's not the only Scream Fortress event character. :V"
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"He angrily yet casually blasted Don with a puirple laser from his gauntlet, not even looking in his direction, then set his sights on attacking Marco, Star and Lily, who all looked nervous as he approached."

Princesses, my name is Rasticore Chaosus Disastervayne! I've been sent by Miss Heinous. Prepare to DIE! "Revving up his chainsaw."

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Fair enough.

-She tries to hide underwater now-
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-He immediately gets shot by the other pirates playing-

Marvelous: "Oi, what did you just do to Doc?"
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-For now, Abigail preciously is wanting to explore while Oui carries her in her shoulders-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Because she's tired frm before and wants some minutes to rest-
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-Margaretha hugs her friend-
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Kuro: "So, I'm curious, how was your life?"

-ok-
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Azura: -hugs back-
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Elise: "Well... not so great..."

-The doll is panicking-

Pan:

 

[Digital Hazard]

-ok-
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Azura: -hugs back-
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Elise: "Well... not so great..."


Pan:

-So she lays down-
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-I meant Kamui-
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Kuro: "I already know your dad was a jerk"
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-Running all around-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-The doll is panicking-

-She tries to hide underwater now-
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-He immediately gets shot by the other pirates playing-

Marvelous: "Oi, what did you just do to Doc?"
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-For now, Abigail preciously is wanting to explore while Oui carries her in her shoulders-

"The book advises it to run at the wizard. :V"

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"They can't find her there."
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What does it look like? I blasted him with a laser. Lucky for him, that's all I did. If you value your lives, you'll walk away right now.
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"Specter Knight going with them."

"They'll find some neat stuff in the environment...plus likely some Gem things."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-So she lays down-
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-I meant Kamui-
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Kuro: "I already know your dad was a jerk"
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-Running all around-

-yep-
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Oh....

Kamui: -hugs back-
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Elise: "Yeah..."
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-until head booms?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They can't find her there."
___

What does it look like? I blasted him with a laser. Lucky for him, that's all I did. If you value your lives, you'll walk away right now.
___

"Specter Knight going with them."

"They'll find some neat stuff in the environment...plus likely some Gem things."

Kyu: I just need to hold my breath some longer...!
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Marvelous: "We'll have to trample you over then"

-They changed into their Ranger forms-
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-Abigail is curious on that-

"The book advises it to run at the wizard. :V"

-until head booms?-

-The doll tried to get at the wizard-

-yep-
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Oh....

Kamui: -hugs back-
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Elise: "Yeah..."

-And takes a rest-
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Mata Hari: "Azura and I were discussing about pictures"
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Kuro: "So is there more to that?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The doll tried to get at the wizard-

Pan:

-And takes a rest-
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Mata Hari: "Azura and I were discussing about pictures"
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Kuro: "So is there more to that?"

-dreaming of what?-
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Kamui: "You were?"
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Elise: "How much do you know?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-dreaming of what?-
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Kamui: "You were?"
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Elise: "How much do you know?"

-Of being the one in charge sitting on Yukari and having control of Gensokyo-
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Mata Hari: "We though it'd be nice to snap a pic of you and your siblings smiling"
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Kuro: "Welp, frankly not that much aside from an attachment to your siblings and that your dad was a womanizer"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Of being the one in charge sitting on Yukari and having control of Gensokyo-
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Mata Hari: "We though it'd be nice to snap a pic of you and your siblings smiling"
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Kuro: "Welp, frankly not that much aside from an attachment to your siblings and that your dad was a womanizer"

-a very ambitious dream-
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Kamui: "Awwwwww~"
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Elise: "..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-a very ambitious dream-
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Kamui: "Awwwwww~"
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Elise: "..."

-An impossible one too-
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-Hinoka and Camilla confused on what "taking a pic" means?-
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Kuro: "Besides that, not anything. But we're sisters now, so I'd like to know

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kyu: I just need to hold my breath some longer...!
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Marvelous: "We'll have to trample you over then"

-They changed into their Ranger forms-
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-Abigail is curious on that-


-The doll tried to get at the wizard-
"

"Then the Monoculus just so happened to teleport near her, also underwater."
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"He revved up his chainsaw and jumped towards them."
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"Whatever will they find?"
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"He teleported out of the way in a panic."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-An impossible one too-
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-Hinoka and Camilla confused on what "taking a pic" means?-
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Kuro: "Besides that, not anything. But we're sisters now, so I'd like to know

-LMAO-
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-they sure are-
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Elise: "Well..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Then the Monoculus just so happened to teleport near her, also underwater."
___

"He revved up his chainsaw and jumped towards them."
___

"Whatever will they find?"
___

"He teleported out of the way in a panic."

-She swimmed back to the surface!-
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-They jumped out the way but kept shooting at him-
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Abigail: "I wonder how much Gem things are around..."
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-It tried to jump at him again-

-LMAO-
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-they sure are-
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Elise: "Well..."

-Yukari may be one of the most powerful beings in Gensokyo, but if many more of the others ganged on her, well, even she has some limits-
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-Dialogue?-
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Kuro: "Hm?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yukari may be one of the most powerful beings in Gensokyo, but if many more of the others ganged on her, well, even she has some limits-
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-Dialogue?-
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Kuro: "Hm?"

-it's how Ran won against her in her dream, actually-
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Camila: "Pictures?"

Hinoka: "What's that?"
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-she explains :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-it's how Ran won against her in her dream, actually-
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Camila: "Pictures?"

Hinoka: "What's that?"
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-she explains :V-

-She smiles to have her under her feet-
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Mata Hari: "Oh, right. You see, phones have a function called cameras, in which they capture images of what's around, look here" -She shows the pic of Azura smiling-
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-What specifically?- :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She swimmed back to the surface!-
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-They jumped out the way but kept shooting at him-
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Abigail: "I wonder how much Gem things are around..."
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-It tried to jump at him again-

"Where the Horsemann was waiting to attack again."

"The Skeleton King also summoned more, smaller skeletons to attack her."
___

"He's more fortunate than he was when he first appeared in the show as this just scorches him."

"He fired back with extremely fast lasers of his own, from his gauntlet."
___

"Surely there's all kinds of ruins out there."
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"He swung his staff at it trying to knock it away."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She smiles to have her under her feet-
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Mata Hari: "Oh, right. You see, phones have a function called cameras, in which they capture images of what's around, look here" -She shows the pic of Azura smiling-
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-What specifically?- :V

-and Ingrid too :V-
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Camilla: "How adorable~!"
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-how horrible he was :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Where the Horsemann was waiting to attack again."

"The Skeleton King also summoned more, smaller skeletons to attack her."
___

"He's more fortunate than he was when he first appeared in the show as this just scorches him."

"He fired back with extremely fast lasers of his own, from his gauntlet."
___

"Surely there's all kinds of ruins out there."
___

"He swung his staff at it trying to knock it away."

Kyu: "This is a sick, twisted joke..."
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-Joe reacted fast to reflect them with his scimitar-
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Oui: "Maybe we can explore some ruins, if you want..."
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-And this time it had no teeth to latch on it-

-and Ingrid too :V-
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Camilla: "How adorable~!"
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-how horrible he was :V-

-Nah-

-Ingrid was serving her grapes- :V
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Mata Hari: "We still need to familiarize you with modern tech..."
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-Nothing on her birth mother?- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Nah-

-Ingrid was serving her grapes- :V
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Mata Hari: "We still need to familiarize you with modern tech..."
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-Nothing on her birth mother?- :V

-what a wonderful dream :V-
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Hinoka: "Yeah..."
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-only that she didn't care for her at all, only the power that comes with dating Garon-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-what a wonderful dream :V-
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Hinoka: "Yeah..."
---
-only that she didn't care for her at all, only the power that comes with dating Garon-

-It made her have a sly smile in real life-
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Mata Hari: "We'll make sure of it later, for now, we want to take pictures of you girls"
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Kuro: "..." -hugged- "You didn't deserve that, any of you"