Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "What are you doing?!"
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-For this time, yes-
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Erika: "All my aunties are great! I'm so happy they can be here~"

-he then throws her away-
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-WHOA-
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Kamui: "So am I. If only your uncles were here too..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-It very much was.-

Kazemon: "That's what I should be asking you, bug-eater!"

Euryale/Stheno: "That's not Medusa?"

Nora: -running by- "Whoa! Sweet outfit, Dusa-girl. Where'd you get it?"

 

[Deleted member]

-It very much was.-

Kazemon: "That's what I should be asking you, bug-eater!"

Euryale/Stheno: "That's not Medusa?"

Big talk coming from a BUG!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-he then throws her away-
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-WHOA-
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Kamui: "So am I. If only your uncles were here too..."

-SCREAM!-
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-Anything to see a good person smile-
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Erika: "I'm sure they would have been great!"

Big talk coming from a BUG!

Nora: -running by- "Whoa! Sweet outfit, Dusa-girl. Where'd you get it?"

Kazemon: "At least butterflies are some of the most beautiful animals to exist! Unlike frogs!"

-Then Nora-

Kazemon: "Oh thanks, nice to see someone who sees whose beauty is superior"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-SCREAM!-
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-Anything to see a good person smile-
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Erika: "I'm sure they would have been great!"

-looks like's Meltlilith's blasting off :V-
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-AWWWWW-
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Kamui: "Me too."

Kazemon: "At least butterflies are some of the most beautiful animals to exist! Unlike frogs!"

-Then Nora-

Kazemon: "Oh thanks, nice to see someone who sees whose beauty is superior"

Nora: "Both of you look great, honestly."

 

[Deleted member]

Kazemon: "At least butterflies are some of the most beautiful animals to exist! Unlike frogs!"

-Then Nora-

Kazemon: "Oh thanks, nice to see someone who sees whose beauty is superior"

They're also the most fragile and die easily from a little water....

 

[Digital Hazard]

-looks like's Meltlilith's blasting off :V-
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-AWWWWW-
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Kamui: "Me too."


Nora: "Both of you look great, honestly."

They're also the most fragile and die easily from a little water....

-Twinkle in the sky- :V
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Here~! -Cake slice-
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-Sad dragon?-
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Kazemon: "At least we can fly and are more free to explore the world!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

#152 Chikorita
Leaf Pokémon
Type: Grass
Ability: Overgrow
Height: 2'11" (0.9m)
Weight: 14.1 lbs. (6.4 kg)
Region: Johto
Gender: Female

A childish wild Pokémon that was found by her stealing of a Corrupted Gemstone. She was quickly taken in by Irisviel after her motherly instincts told her to not leave the creature alone, and the Chikorita in return has developed a strong loyalty to her.

Bio:
"A sweet aroma gently wafts from the leaf on its head. It is docile and loves to soak up the sun's rays." -Gold and HeartGold entry
"Its pleasantly aromatic leaves have the ability to check the humidity and temperature." -Silver and SoulSilver entry
"It loves to bask in the sunlight. It uses the leaf on its head to seek out warm places." -Crystal entry

Trainer: Irisviel Von Einzbern
Nickname: Justeaze

-Like some dark magic radiating from this plushie...-

Kyu: "Hey, I can be a good girl when I want"

-Somehow I'm not surprised- :V
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Medb: "Of course, how you think my kingdom remain stable during my rule?"

"

Well that saves me some time I would've spent working on Justeaze's profile. Thank you!

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"He won't take action on it yet. He's trying to be not suspicious."

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"Peri is a shipper fangirl."

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don't ask me, you ruled it.

-they stay like this for a while-

(Almost makes you want to not be lazy? )

"For most of the night, in fact."

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sometimes, maybe, heheheh. but it's hard to reject a good nap.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pandora: -doubtful-

"He won't take action on it yet. He's trying to be not suspicious."

Kyu: "Aw come on, what can be so dangerous about some cotton?"

"Peri is a shipper fangirl."

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don't ask me, you ruled it.

-That is very notable-
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Robin Hood: "And yet died by cheese on the head"

Medb: "H-Hey!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kyu: "Aw come on, what can be so dangerous about some cotton?"

-That is very notable-
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Robin Hood: "And yet died by cheese on the head"

Medb: "H-Hey!"

Tell that to Jigglypuff.

"Meanwhile, in Beach City..."

(Achoo!)
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"And obvious."
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i was gonna say, maybe you kept your kingdom in order by instating a ban on cheese.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Twinkle in the sky- :V
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Here~! -Cake slice-
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-Sad dragon?-
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Kazemon: "At least we can fly and are more free to explore the world!"

-yep-
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Jaune: "Huh?"
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-yee-
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Nora: "Why are you two arguing?"

Kyu: "Aw come on, what can be so dangerous about some cotton?"

Pan: "If something bad happens, you are so going to pay."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Tell that to Jigglypuff.

"Meanwhile, in Beach City..."

(Achoo!)
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"And obvious."
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i was gonna say, maybe you kept your kingdom in order by instating a ban on cheese.

Pan: "If something bad happens, you are so going to pay."

Kyu: "Pokémon don't count. And if you say so"

-lel-
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-Altera finds it cute-
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-She shudders at the thought of that damnful dairy product-

-yep-
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Jaune: "Huh?"
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-yee-
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Nora: "Why are you two arguing?"

Melt: -Screaming-
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To make you feel somewhat better.
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-Awww...-
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Kazemon: "She came first to me with hostility!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kyu: "Pokémon don't count. And if you say so"

-lel-
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-Altera finds it cute-
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-She shudders at the thought of that damnful dairy product-

"If something does go wrong, Merasmus will call up some Halloween friends of his to take revenge upon Kyu."

"In fact, he's already thinking about doing it as part of the initial revenge plot."
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"She's like an adolescent or teenage nerd at times."
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anywho, three more things?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

My post was unreplied, Digi

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She's like an adolescent or teenage nerd at times."
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anywho, three more things?

-She guessed that may be her age in Gem years-
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Medb: "I've proven to be a great prison ward"

My post was unreplied, Digi

Fixed.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: -Screaming-
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To make you feel somewhat better.
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-Awww...-
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Kazemon: "She came first to me with hostility!"

-she KO'd-
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Jaune: "Thanks..."
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-indeed-
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Nora: "Is that true, Rana?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she KO'd-
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Jaune: "Thanks..."
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-indeed-
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Nora: "Is that true, Rana?"

Melt: -Spiral eyes-
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-He'll discover it's incredibly good-
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Erika: "Mama?"
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@GoldenYuiitusin

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She guessed that may be her age in Gem years-
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Medb: "I've proven to be a great prison ward"

Fixed.

"Might as well be. :V"

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for Chaldea?

 

[Deleted member]

"For most of the night, in fact."

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sometimes, maybe, heheheh. but it's hard to reject a good nap.

-aww-

(I hear ya.)

Kazemon: "At least we can fly and are more free to explore the world!"

And we can explore the wonders of the oceans!
-at least SHE can; most frogs can't :V-

Nora: "Is that true, Rana?"

She started it just be being here!


-it should be clear the two DO NOT like each other....like at all-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Might as well be. :V"

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for Chaldea?

-It made her wonder what mental age she, Lapis and the Crystal Gems besides Steven are-
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Medb: "In life at least"

And we can explore the wonders of the oceans!
-at least SHE can; most frogs can't :V-


She started it just be being here!


-it should be clear the two DO NOT like each other....like at all-

Kazemon: "It doesn't compares to the feeling of freedom butterflies and birds have!

I din't ask for you to be here either!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-It made her wonder what mental age she, Lapis and the Crystal Gems besides Steven are-
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Medb: "In life at least"

"Amethyst acts rather like a teenager or young adult."

"She can recall Mash mentioning the Ametyhst and Stevenn relationship was rather sibling-like, actually.
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not bad, not bad.

-aww-

(I hear ya.)

"And then the moment gets interrupted by Boudica. :V" Digital Hazard

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in fact, with them fireworks over, what's say we call it a night?

"He's technically still talking to Medb as well but I'll say that happened earlier than his conversation with Greg."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Amethyst acts rather like a teenager or young adult."

"She can recall Mash mentioning the Ametyhst and Stevenn relationship was rather sibling-like, actually.
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not bad, not bad.



"And then the moment gets interrupted by Boudica. :V" Digital Hazard

-Pearl acts like a young woman trying to be responsible-
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Medb: "I can also handle a sword very well, and I mean that literally and figuratively~" -Licking own lips-
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Boudica: "I brought some snacks~!"

 

[Deleted member]

in fact, with them fireworks over, what's say we call it a night?

"He's technically still talking to Medb as well but I'll say that happened earlier than his conversation with Greg."

(Sure.) -he yawns-

Kazemon: "It doesn't compares to the feeling of freedom butterflies and birds have!

I din't ask for you to be here either!"

Well I happen to have friends here, so beat it!

Boudica: "I brought some snacks~!"

(M-Mama...!) -embarrassed-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Pearl acts like a young woman trying to be responsible-
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Medb: "I can also handle a sword very well, and I mean that literally and figuratively~" -Licking own lips-
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"

"And Garnet...kinda like a more middle-aged woman trying to stay strong for those who frequently look up to her. A mature and stoic one with an emotional and goofy side."

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annnnnnnnnnd there it is.

(Sure.) -he yawns-

"They both spent the night sleeping on lawn chairs, their trademark grins still present."

Boudica: "I brought some snacks~!"

(M-Mama...!) -embarrassed-

"The Milotic would've just playfully laughed...Until Undyne embarrassed her as well."

YEAH! THAT'S MY GIRL! WIN HIS HEART! EARN IT! YOU GO, GIRL!

(Agh! Undyyyynnnnnne...!)

"Not helping is that Undyne was shouting this at the very top of her lungs from a hotel balcony...wearing only a towel."

 

[Deleted member]

"They both spent the night sleeping on lawn chairs, their trademark grins still present."




"The Milotic would've just playfully laughed...Until Undyne embarrassed her as well."

YEAH! THAT'S MY GIRL! WIN HIS HEART! EARN IT! YOU GO, GIRL!

(Agh! Undyyyynnnnnne...!)

"Not helping is that Undyne was shouting this at the very top of her lungs from a hotel balcony...wearing only a towel."

-indeed-

-I'd say Mr. Fish has it easier :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Will go to restaurant in soon

Well I happen to have friends here, so beat it!

Kazemon: "And I just got a body back after so long so I want to enjoy myself, so you have less reason to be a ****!"

(M-Mama...!) -embarrassed-

"The Milotic would've just playfully laughed...Until Undyne embarrassed her as well."

YEAH! THAT'S MY GIRL! WIN HIS HEART! EARN IT! YOU GO, GIRL!

(Agh! Undyyyynnnnnne...!)

"Not helping is that Undyne was shouting this at the very top of her lungs from a hotel balcony...wearing only a towel."

Boudica: "How's the date going? I am sure you two have become very well acquainted~"

-Places a trail full of berries and cookies for them-

"And Garnet...kinda like a more middle-aged woman trying to stay strong for those who frequently look up to her. A mature and stoic one with an emotional and goofy side."

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annnnnnnnnnd there it is.

-Now she's trying to figure Lapis out-
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Medb: "You never said nothing about innuendos" :V

 

[Deleted member]

Will go to restaurant in soon

Kazemon: "And I just got a body back after so long so I want to enjoy myself, so you have less reason to be a ****!"


Boudica: "How's the date going? I am sure you two have become very well acquainted~"

-Places a trail full of berries and cookies for them-

-she uses a disembodied hand to slap her-
How dare you!

-"now where's my grandkids? :V"-
(It's going well....) -eating some-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: -Spiral eyes-
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-He'll discover it's incredibly good-
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Erika: "Mama?"
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@GoldenYuiitusin

Daruk: -laughs heartily- "That was a fun fight!"
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Jaune: "Whoa..."
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Kamui: "Yes?"

She started it just be being here!


-it should be clear the two DO NOT like each other....like at all-

Nora: "What caused you to not like her?"

 

[Deleted member]

Nora: "What caused you to not like her?"

-a rivalry as old as time-
-basically Kazemon did what Liz did but Up to Eleven-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-indeed-

"Papyrus would be frustrated by the fact they were too lazy to even go to their hotel room and call them out on it...were it not for the fact that he himself collapsed from exhaustion earlier. :V"

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-
-I'd say Mr. Fish has it easier :V-

(It's going well....) -eating some-

Boudica: "How's the date going? I am sure you two have become very well acquainted~"

-Places a trail full of berries and cookies for them-

"Undyne's currently too proud of her Pokepartner to care about her volume. Or her decency."

(..It's been a wonderful evening. Thank you for asking, Boudica.)

"She also ate some of the berries and cookies."

-Now she's trying to figure Lapis out-
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Medb: "You never said nothing about innuendos" :V

"...Yeah that's a tough one."

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maybe i didn't, but the problem is, like many jokes, they're really cheesy.

 

[Deleted member]

"Papyrus would be frustrated by the fact they were too lazy to even go to their hotel room and call them out on it...were it not for the fact that he himself collapsed from exhaustion earlier. :V"

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"Undyne's currently too proud of her Pokepartner to care about her volume. Or her decency."

(..It's been a wonderful evening. Thank you for asking, Boudica.)

"She also ate some of the berries and cookies."

-heh, so now he gets a chance to be a lazybones :V-

-at least the Trainers mean well :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-a rivalry as old as time-
-basically Kazemon did what Liz did but Up to Eleven-

-she didn't hear any of that :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Daruk: -laughs heartily- "That was a fun fight!"
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Jaune: "Whoa..."
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Kamui: "Yes?"

-Melt would reply if she wasn't unconscious-
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Thanks, I baked it myself~!
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Erika: "Are you sad?"

Nora: "What caused you to not like her?"

-she uses a disembodied hand to slap her-
How dare you!

Kazemon: "Sh-" -Slapped before answer- "Ouch! You asked for it! Tornado Gamba!" -Spinning kick with causing a whirlwind-

"...Yeah that's a tough one."

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maybe i didn't, but the problem is, like many jokes, they're really cheesy.

-Maybe a teen in her emo phase?-
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-She shuddered at that-

-"now where's my grandkids? :V"-
(It's going well....) -eating some-

"Undyne's currently too proud of her Pokepartner to care about her volume. Or her decency."

(..It's been a wonderful evening. Thank you for asking, Boudica.)

"She also ate some of the berries and cookies."

Boudica: "Wonderful~!" They will give me grandchildren soon~

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-heh, so now he gets a chance to be a lazybones :V-

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...SO THIS IS HOW IT FEELS...I DO NOT LIKE IT!

-Maybe a teen in her emo phase?-
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-She shuddered at that-

"Even more so if she had dealt with Jasper as she did in the show..."
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what's the matter? lactose intolerant? heheheh...just messin' with ya. don't stress it too much.

-at least the Trainers mean well :V-

Boudica: "Wonderful~!" They will give me grandchildren soon~

"Yeah, at least they mean well...it's a very good thing Boudica didn't say that out loud though lol"

 

[Deleted member]

Kazemon: "Sh-" -Slapped before answer- "Ouch! You asked for it! Tornado Gamba!" -Spinning kick with causing a whirlwind-



Boudica: "Wonderful~!" They will give me grandchildren soon~

Draining Rain! -a torrent of rain from a stormcloud-

-kek-

...SO THIS IS HOW IT FEELS...I DO NOT LIKE IT!



"Yeah, at least they mean well...it's a very good thing Boudica didn't say that out loud though lol"

-kek-

-indeed...-

 

[Deleted member]

-she didn't hear any of that :V-

-she wasn't paying attention?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Melt would reply if she wasn't unconscious-
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Thanks, I baked it myself~!
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Erika: "Are you sad?"

-KEK-

-someone picks her up?-
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Jaune: "You did?"
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Kamui: "A little..."

Kazemon: "Sh-" -Slapped before answer- "Ouch! You asked for it! Tornado Gamba!" -Spinning kick with causing a whirlwind-

Nora: "Hey there! Calm down, you two!"

-she wasn't paying attention?-

-no, the slapp happened and Ranamon didn't say a thing :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Even more so if she had dealt with Jasper as she did in the show..."
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what's the matter? lactose intolerant? heheheh...just messin' with ya. don't stress it too much.

-Now she wonders on Jasper's mental age-
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Medb: "I was murdered by it!"

Draining Rain! -a torrent of rain from a stormcloud-

Nora: "Hey there! Calm down, you two!"

Kazemon: "Brezzo Petalo!" -Produces whirlwinds from her finger towards the clouds-

-kek-

"Yeah, at least they mean well...it's a very good thing Boudica didn't say that out loud though lol"

Boudica: "Oh, sorry, am I interrupting?"

-KEK-

-someone picks her up?-
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Jaune: "You did?"
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Kamui: "A little..."

-That someone being Passionlip-
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Yep, I know a lot about cooking secrets~
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Erika: "Can I help Mama feel better?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kazemon: "Brezzo Petalo!" -Produces whirlwinds from her finger towards the clouds-

-Nora was caught in them-

Nora: "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

-That someone being Passionlip-
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Yep, I know a lot about cooking secrets~
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Erika: "Can I help Mama feel better?"

Daruk: "Whoa! Those are really big hands! How'd you get those? What rocks did you eat?"
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Jaune: "This taste delicious!"
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Kamui: "I... don't know..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-indeed...-

Boudica: "Oh, sorry, am I interrupting?"

(Not as much as my trainer was.)

-Now she wonders on Jasper's mental age-
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Medb: "I was murdered by it!"

"Another good question..."

"Speaking of...more on that very, very soon..."

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no idea how that's even possible, but i get your fear of it.