Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-Woo!-
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Jack: "Sorry, I can't say much else about it"
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-Amakusa is not telling him, but is encouraging so that Claptrap can serve as bait for distracting enemies-
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Aya: "My Mother was originally meant to be one of my Father's victims, but they ended falling for each other instead. The reason? She was thrilled she lived with a man that could potentially kill her at any point and the felt the same excitement about his kills"

(We've praised the juice enough. Let's just enjoy it!)
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"Poor Claptrap. :V"
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(....In all my life, throughout the many years I've lived, during which I have gained much knowledge across many worlds, even having encountered more than a few individuals that Alphys refers to as "Yanderes" in recent years, I've never once heard of such an utterly bizarre and screwed up reason for someone to fall in love....)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Sorry..."
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Phosphy: "You can figure something out."

-they there-
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-yee-

Kyu: "Huh? What are you sorry for?"
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Eleonora: "I can try..."
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-What the Reaper do?-

(We've praised the juice enough. Let's just enjoy it!)
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"Poor Claptrap. :V"
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(....In all my life, throughout the many years I've lived, during which I have gained much knowledge across many worlds, even having encountered more than a few individuals that Alphys refers to as "Yanderes" in recent years, I've never once heard of such an utterly bizarre and screwed up reason for someone to fall in love....)

Jack: "Agreed!" -Drinking-
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-It's Combat Pragmatism, but Claptrap is basically indestructible, so he considers it a legit strategy for now- :V
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-No wonder why Aya has been mentally disturbed for who knows how long, the influences she had were both horrible people-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Huh? What are you sorry for?"
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Eleonora: "I can try..."
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-What the Reaper do?-

Jaune: "N-Nothing, I guess."
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-so she goes to kids?-
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-APPROACH-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "N-Nothing, I guess."
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-so she goes to kids?-
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-APPROACH-

Kyu: "Oh, you're one of that kind of guys"
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-She goes to kiddos!-
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-Chachazero jumps at it!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Oh, you're one of that kind of guys"
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-She goes to kiddos!-
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-Chachazero jumps at it!-

Jaune: "Huh?"
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Kanna: "Hello!"
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-LASER-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Huh?"
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Kanna: "Hello!"
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-LASER-

Kyu: "The ones who feel guilty for everything"
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Eleonora: "Um, hi...What are you doing?"
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-It's just a pointer than an attack- :V

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Agreed!" -Drinking-
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-It Combat Pragmatism, but Claptrap is basically indestructible, so he considers it a legit strategy for now- :V
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-No wonder why Aya has been mentally disturbed for who knows how long, the influences she had were both horrible people-

"They finish shortly thereafter."
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"His reasoning is perfectly fair. "
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Dear Gods...I'm so sorry you had to grow up in such an environment...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They finish shortly thereafter."
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"His reasoning is perfectly fair. "
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Dear Gods...I'm so sorry you had to grow up in such an environment...

Jack: "Hmm, I really liked that"
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-Precisely-

Amakusa: "You can show the world what you're made of, Claptrap" To be a perfect decoy.
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Aya: "My father also had an affair with our maid..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "The ones who feel guilty for everything"
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Eleonora: "Um, hi...What are you doing?"
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-It's just a pointer than an attack- :V

Jaune: "I...um...I guess..."
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Kanna: "We want to make a party for Jack."
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-STILL- :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "I...um...I guess..."
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Kanna: "We want to make a party for Jack."
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-STILL- :V

Kyu: "At least you admit it though"
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Eleonora: "The Ripper?"
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-It is on her now- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "At least you admit it though"
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Eleonora: "The Ripper?"
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-It is on her now- :V

-yee-
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Kanna: "Yeah. She's really sad and we want to cheer her up."
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-YEP-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee-
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Kanna: "Yeah. She's really sad and we want to cheer her up."
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-YEP-

-How he feels?-
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Eleonora: "That's...Actually very sweet"
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-What Reaper do?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-How he feels?-
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Eleonora: "That's...Actually very sweet"
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-What Reaper do?-

Jaune: "So...um...anyway...guess you won't leave until I do this, so..."
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Kanna: "Thanks~ Wanna help us?"
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-ATTACC-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "So...um...anyway...guess you won't leave until I do this, so..."
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Kanna: "Thanks~ Wanna help us?"
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-ATTACC-

Kyu: "Yes?"
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Eleonora: "Sure! Give me some decorations"
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-She seems to be sliced by half...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Yes?"
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Eleonora: "Sure! Give me some decorations"
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-She seems to be sliced by half...-

Jaune: "How about we just start over?"
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-Eleonora ends up planning the whole thing?-
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Hades: "Uh-oh..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "How about we just start over?"
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-Eleonora ends up planning the whole thing?-
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Hades: "Uh-oh..."

Kyu: "Fine then"
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-She doesn't wants to give a bossy impression, so she lays low-

-She's currently helping Elise set a banner up-
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-But wait, it turned to be a decoy!-

-The real one actually went to do a literal backstab!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Fine then"
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-She doesn't wants to give a bossy impression, so she lays low-

-She's currently helping Elise set a banner up-
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-But wait, it turned to be a decoy!-

-The real one actually went to do a literal backstab!-

-yee-
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Elise: "I hope this girl will enjoy this. We're putting so much work just to make her smile."
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-OH DANG-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee-
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Elise: "I hope this girl will enjoy this. We're putting so much work just to make her smile."
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-OH DANG-

-So what he does?-
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Eleonora: "If the memories of my older self tell me something, I'm sure she would love it..."
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-How effective it is?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-So what he does?-
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Eleonora: "If the memories of my older self tell me something, I'm sure she would love it..."
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-How effective it is?-

Jaune: "How about you get things started?"
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-yee-
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-not a kill, but stil pretty good damage-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "How about you get things started?"
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-yee-
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-not a kill, but stil pretty good damage-

Kyu: "I already did before, gotta see how proactive you can be"
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-Indeed-
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-She sends more decoys to attack-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "I already did before, gotta see how proactive you can be"
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-Indeed-
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-She sends more decoys to attack-

Jaune: -sighs- "Let's just do this..."
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-then?-
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-the Reaper summons Reapettes-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Hmm, I really liked that"
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-Precisely-

Amakusa: "You can show the world what you're made of, Claptrap" To be a perfect decoy.
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Aya: "My father also had an affair with our maid..."

(I'm so glad! It's nice that we got to introduce you to it.)
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Claptrap: Finally, I'll get the respect I deserve! From friends, foes, and even people with a general indifference to me!
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That kind of situation never helps...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: -sighs- "Let's just do this..."
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-then?-
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-the Reaper summons Reapettes-

-Kyu waits-
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-I guess the Nohrian princess remained quiet- >:V
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-The decoys go to attack them!-

(I'm so glad! It's nice that we got to introduce you to it.)
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Claptrap: Finally, I'll get the respect I deserve! From friends, foes, and even people with a general indifference to me!
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That kind of situation never helps...

Jack: "Thanks! It's been so fun to hang with you guys!"
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Amakusa: "Many women could gain respect for you"
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Aya: "The more I think of it, the more you're right about my household..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Kyu waits-
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-I guess the Nohrian princess remained quiet- >:V
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-The decoys go to attack them!-

Jaune: "So... what do you like?"
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Elise: "So... what's your name?"
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-yep-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "So... what do you like?"
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Elise: "So... what's your name?"
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-yep-

Kyu: "Well I like reading lots of dirty stuff"
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Eleonora: "Um, Leonardo da Vinci...Bute I told people to call me Eleonora"
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-While the real one focuses on the big Reaper itself-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Well I like reading lots of dirty stuff"
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Eleonora: "Um, Leonardo da Vinci...Bute I told people to call me Eleonora"
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-While the real one focuses on the big Reaper itself-

Jaune: "..."
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Elise: "That's a very cute name."
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-she a smoll doll?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "..."
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Elise: "That's a very cute name."
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-she a smoll doll?-

Kyu: "Not every girl is uncorruptible pure pureness, you know?"
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Eleonora: "You really think that?"
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-Very smol-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Not every girl is uncorruptible pure pureness, you know?"
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Eleonora: "You really think that?"
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-Very smol-

Jaune: "But to just be open about it..."
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Elise: -nods-
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-yee-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "But to just be open about it..."
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Elise: -nods-
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-yee-

Kyu: "There's more girls like that that you may think"
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Eleonora: "Um, thank you...I never considered that..."
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-She's basically going Shadow of the Colossus style-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "There's more girls like that that you may think"
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Eleonora: "Um, thank you...I never considered that..."
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-She¡s basically going Shadow of the Colossus style-

Jaune: "Huh?"
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Elise: "Really?"
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-which is awesome-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Huh?"
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Elise: "Really?"
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-which is awesome-

Kyu: "You know, open about those sort of things."
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Eleonora: "No, I just thought it was different yet close enough to my actual name to be a good way to differentiate me and my older self"
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-Knives to the Reaper's face!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "You know, open about those sort of things."
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Eleonora: "No, I just thought it was different yet close enough to my actual name to be a good way to differentiate me and my older self"
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-Knives to the Reaper's face!-

Jaune: "Oh..."
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Elise: "But of them just say they're Lily..."
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-RIGHT IN THE EYES!-

-IT CAN'T SEE HER NOW!-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Oh..."
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Elise: "But of them just say they're Lily..."
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-RIGHT IN THE EYES!-

-IT CAN'T SEE HER NOW!-

Kyu: "Some may look cute and innocent, but they can be dirty once you get to know them"
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Eleonora: "I'm not a Lily-type Servant, like the child Medusa"
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-Chachazero sends various decoys to attack with more knives to everywhere!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Some may look cute and innocent, but they can be dirty once you get to know them"
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Eleonora: "I'm not a Lily-type Servant, like the child Medusa"
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-Chachazero sends various decoys to attack with more knives to everywhere!-

Jaune: "I... I see..." -now wonders if Pyrrha was like that-
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Elise:
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-yee-

-it looks so animu :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "I... I see..." -now wonders if Pyrrha was like that-
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Elise:
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-yee-

-it looks so animu :V-

Kyu: "Now how would you handle that situation?"
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Eleonora: "Just because I'm a kid doesn't makes me a Lily. Lilies are...Meant to have full innocence"
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-Well, she is from an animu and Reapers are from a game from weebland, so it comes full circle- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kyu: "Now how would you handle that situation?"
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Eleonora: "Just because I'm a kid doesn't makes me a Lily. Lilies are...Meant to have full innocence"
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-Well, she is from an animu and Reapers are from a game from weebland, so it comes full circle- :V

Jaune: "Um..." -thinking-
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Elise: "Oh..."
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-LMAO-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Um..." -thinking-
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Elise: "Oh..."
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-LMAO-

Sieg: Want me to help?
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Eleonora: "Yeah, that's why the child Jeanne d'Arc is a Lily..."
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Chachazero: "For a mook it is a pretty durable one, I'll give it props"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sieg: Want me to help?
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Eleonora: "Yeah, that's why the child Jeanne d'Arc is a Lily..."
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Chachazero: "For a mook it is a pretty durable one, I'll give it props"

Jaune: If you can...
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Elise: "This all sounds confusing..."
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-and annoying, because of the Reapettes?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: If you can...
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Elise: "This all sounds confusing..."
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-and annoying, because of the Reapettes?-

Sieg: -Trying to think of something-
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Eleonora: "I guess you're new to this after all..."

-Kanna has had enough time to understand it at least- :V
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Chachazero: "Though also annoying"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sieg: -Trying to think of something-
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Eleonora: "I guess you're new to this after all..."

-Kanna has had enough time to understand it at least- :V
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Chachazero: "Though also annoying"

-Jaune thinking too-
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-yee-
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Hades: "Then they're great."