Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

-awwww-
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Jaune: I don't know what to do!
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-yay-

-Viridi's thoughts?-
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-Make up something, Jauney-
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Eleonora: -On her shoulders-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Viridi's thoughts?-
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-Make up something, Jauney-
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Eleonora: -On her shoulders-

Viridi: Please be alright...
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Jaune: "Um... how... how was your day?"
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-awww-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: Please be alright...
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Jaune: "Um... how... how was your day?"
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-awww-

-Taking that beam of Flowey for her did quite a toll on him...Who knows if he will survive?-
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Kyu: "Trying to see how to get to you~" -Wink-
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Eleonora: "...Don't electrocute me"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Taking that beam of Flowey for her did quite a toll on him...Who knows if he will survive?-
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Kyu: "Trying to see how to get to you~" -Wink-
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Eleonora: "...Don't electrocute me"

Viridi: -working on healing him... again... desperately-
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Jaune:
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Phosphy: "I won't."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: -working on healing him... again... desperately-
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Jaune:
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Phosphy: "I won't."

-Hessian is holding his partner's right paw, pleading for his wellbeing-
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Kyu: "If you can't make a reply to that, you might as well be screwed"
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Eleonora: "Now let's go do that, I suppose..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Hessian is holding his partner's right paw, pleading for his wellbeing-
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Kyu: "If you can't make a reply to that, you might as well be screwed"
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Eleonora: "Now let's go do that, I suppose..."

-yee-
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heheh. screwed

Jaune: "Get to me?"
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-yee-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee-
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heheh. screwed

Jaune: "Get to me?"
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-yee-

-Still no signals of waking up-
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Kyu: "To see how good of a man you are, handsome~"
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-FLY AWAY-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Still no signals of waking up-
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Kyu: "To see how good of a man you are, handsome~"
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-FLY AWAY-

Viridi:
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Jaune: "H-Handsome?"
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-with chariot ride!-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi:
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Jaune: "H-Handsome?"
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-with chariot ride!-

-Hessian seems like he would cry if he had a head-
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Kyu: "Yes, silly!"

Sieg: "I can confirm you're not bad looking..."
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Eleonora: "This chariot has a magnificent design..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Hessian seems like he would cry if he had a head-
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Kyu: "Yes, silly!"

Sieg: "I can confirm you're not bad looking..."
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Eleonora: "This chariot has a magnificent design..."

Viridi: "It's okay... If you're still here, there's a chance, right?"
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Jaune: "Well, um... thanks?"
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Phosphy: "I know, right?!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She also sees him kill her-
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-She comes back with the juice-
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Amakusa: "Of course not, they're bags"
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Aya: "Are you reflectng on yourself?"

"It brings her to tears."
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(Awesome!)

(Thank you!)
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Claptrap: Let's shoot some bags!
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I must. I cannot ignore what has happened by my hands, regardless of whether my true self and sate of mine were corrupted at one point...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "It's okay... If you're still here, there's a chance, right?"
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Jaune: "Well, um... thanks?"
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Phosphy: "I know, right?!"

-Hessian turns to her, and does a slight bow to simulate a nod-
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Kyu: "You're welcome, cutie~"
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Eleonora: "And the unicorns...I wonder how they can fly"
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Chachazero: "Hey Isis, hey, what are we going to do next?"

"It brings her to tears."
___

(Awesome!)

(Thank you!)
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Claptrap: Let's shoot some bags!
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I must. I cannot ignore what has happened by my hands, regardless of whether my true self and sate of mine were corrupted at one point...

Jeanne: "She must be having a nightmare..."
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Jack: "Any time" -Drinks some of her own-
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-BAGS ARE SET-
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Aya: "At least you didn't spend hundreds of years artificially extending your lifespan to kill more people..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Hessian turns to her, and does a slight bow to simulate a nod-
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Kyu: "You're welcome, cutie~"
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Eleonora: "And the unicorns...I wonder how they can fly"
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Chachazero: "Hey Isis, hey, what are we going to do next?"

-she hopeful-
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Jaune: "Um..."
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Phosphy: -shrugs-
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Isis: "I'm curious as to what the Lich has in store, personally."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she hopeful-
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Jaune: "Um..."
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Phosphy: -shrugs-
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Isis: "I'm curious as to what the Lich has in store, personally."

-He's moving!-
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Kyu: "..."Um..." don't do that, dude. You're a man, act like one when a girl compliments you. Especially when she shows obvious interest"
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Eleonora: "Phantasmal Beasts are amazing...!" -Showing childish excitement and curiosity-
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Chachazero: "So his turn is next, huh? Wonder what he can do with his undead abilities"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "She must be having a nightmare..."
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Jack: "Any time" -Drinks some of her own-
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-BAGS ARE SET-
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Aya: "At least you didn't spend hundreds of years artificially extending your lifespan to kill more people..."

"No doubt over what she saw earlier."
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"They clearly enjoyed theirs."
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Claptrap: Let's do this! With a classic Jakobs! "Pumps Jakobs shotgun"
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True...hundreds of my years were spent as an insane, miserable forgotten shadow hanging in limbo. But at least I wasn't hurting anyone....until much later on.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"No doubt over what she saw earlier."
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"They clearly enjoyed theirs."
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Claptrap: Let's do this! With a classic Jakobs! "Pumps Jakobs shotgun"
___

True...hundreds of my years were spent as an insane, miserable forgotten shadow hanging in limbo. But at least I wasn't hurting anyone....until much later on.

Jeanne: "It's not your faukt they ended this way...They got like this for reasons beyond your control..."
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Jack: "You look very happy"
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Amakusa: "Ooh, what that one does?"
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Aya: "Me on the other hand, was a serial killer ever since I was little..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "It's not your faukt they ended this way...They got like this for reasons beyond your control..."
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Jack: "You look very happy"
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Amakusa: "Ooh, what that one does?"
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Aya: "Me on the other hand, was a serial killer ever since I was little..."

"Looking very distressed in her sleep...."
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(Hey, 'course we do! Sitrus berry is good stuff.)
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Claptrap: It's a shotgun! And it hurts!
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I recall you speaking of your father, in ways that....didn't exactly paint him in a good light. Let me guess, was it his doing?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Looking very distressed in her sleep...."
___

(Hey, 'course we do! Sitrus berry is good stuff.)
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Claptrap: It's a shotgun! And it hurts!
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I recall you speaking of your father, in ways that....didn't exactly paint him in a good light. Let me guess, was it his doing?

Jeanne: "I hope she doesn't gets to truly know...Ever..."
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Jack: "It's quite sweet..."
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Amakusa: "Ooh, let's see it in action then"
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Aya: "Not...Really. He didn't want me to become like him, I did it by will...He even tried to kill me just so I would never become a killer like him..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jeanne: "I hope she doesn't gets to truly know...Ever..."
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Jack: "It's quite sweet..."
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Amakusa: "Ooh, let's see it in action then"
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Aya: "Not...Really. He didn't want me to become like him, I did it by will...He even tried to kill me just so I would never become a killer like him..."

"The truth would break her..."

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(And healthy!)
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"Badass shotgun target practice montage ensues."
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Ah. Forgive me for jumping to conclusions. So he didn't actually raise you that way...though his influence was surely a major factor that led to you going down such a path, correct?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-He's moving!-
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Kyu: "..."Um..." don't do that, dude. You're a man, act like one when a girl compliments you. Especially when she shows obvious interest"
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Eleonora: "Phantasmal Beasts are amazing...!" -Showing childish excitement and curiosity-
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Chachazero: "So his turn is next, huh? Wonder what he can do with his undead abilities"

Viridi:
—-
Jaune: “A-Alright.”
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-awww-
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Isis: “Likewise.”

 

[Digital Hazard]

"The truth would break her..."

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(And healthy!)
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"Badass shotgun target practice montage ensues."
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Ah. Forgive me for jumping to conclusions. So he didn't actually raise you that way...though his influence was surely a major factor that led to you going down such a path, correct?

-Which is why it shall remain unrevealed, for her
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Jack: "It makes it even better!"
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-Amakusa claps-
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Aya: "You wouldn't be wrong. I still really loved my Father...I wanted to continue where he was left"

Viridi:
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Jaune: “A-Alright.”
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-awww-
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Isis: “Likewise.”

-Lobo is slowly opening his eyes-
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Kyu: "And don't "a-alright" me either, take an actual stance, man!"
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-Thoughts?-
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Chachazero: "Is there anything I can do meanwhile?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lobo is slowly opening his eyes-
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Kyu: "And don't "a-alright" me either, take an actual stance, man!"
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-Thoughts?-
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Chachazero:"Is there anything I can do meanwhile?"

Viridi: “Lobo!”
—-
Jaune: -sighs- “I told you already that I don’t want this...”
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-she thought it was cute-
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Isis: -shrugs-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: “Lobo!”
—-
Jaune: -sighs- “I told you already that I don’t want this...”
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-she thought it was cute-
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Isis: -shrugs-

Lobo: -Groaning from some pain-
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Kyu: "We have a deal, boy, just try it unless you want me to remain here for longer"
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-Finally behaving just like she should in her age...-
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Chachazero: "Nothing?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lobo: -Groaning from some pain-
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Kyu: "We have a deal, boy, just try it unless you want me to remain here for longer"
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-Finally behaving just like she should in her age...-
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Chachazero: "Nothing?"

Viridi: "LOBO!"
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Jaune: -sighs in defeat-
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-yep-
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Isis: "Do whatever, I guess."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "LOBO!"
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Jaune: -sighs in defeat-
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-yep-
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Isis: "Do whatever, I guess."

Lobo: "(Vi...Viridi?)"
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Kyu: "Now show me what you're capable of"

Sieg: -Gives his Master a sympathetic look-
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-She even is smiling wide while they're riding-
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Chachazero: "Well I want some slasher movies"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lobo: "(Vi...Viridi?)"
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Kyu: "Now show me what you're capable of"

Sieg: -Gives his Master a sympathetic look-
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-She even is smiling wide while they're riding-
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Chachazero: "Well I want some slasher movies"

-the goddess instantly hugs-
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Jaune: "Fine then..."
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-awwwww-
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Isis: "Why not just be the monster of your own movie?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-the goddess instantly hugs-
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Jaune: "Fine then..."
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-awwwww-
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Isis: "Why not just be the monster of your own movie?"

-Lobo tries to snuggle, but feels a bit sore from the pain-
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Kyu: "Go on, buddy!"
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Eleonora: "I wonder how many lifeforms live in this sea!"
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Chachazero: "That sounds fun!"

-She literally goes to star as the monster of a movie- :V

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Lobo tries to snuggle, but feels a bit sore from the pain-
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Kyu: "Go on, buddy!"
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Eleonora: "I wonder how many lifeforms live in this sea!"
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Chachazero: "That sounds fun!"

-She literally goes to star as the monster of a movie- :V

Viridi: "Oh... s-sorry..."
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Jaune: What do I do?
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Phosphora: "Maybe you'll have time to find out after all this?"
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LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "Oh... s-sorry..."
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Jaune: What do I do?
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Phosphora: "Maybe you'll have time to find out after all this?"
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LOL

Lobo: Not your fault. How long was I out?
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Sieg: I think she wants some flirting...
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Eleonora: "Maybe...Or perhaps I could use my breaks to investigate!"
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Chachazero: "By the way, will Hades do something?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lobo: Not your fault. How long was I out?
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Sieg: I think she wants some flirting...
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Eleonora: "Maybe...Or perhaps I could use my breaks to investigate!"
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Chachazero: "By the way, will Hades do something?"

Viridi: "Too long..."
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Jaune: I'm not in the mood... -hasn't fully recovered from Pyrrh-
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-she happy child?-
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Isis: "It will all happen in due time."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "Too long..."
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Jaune: I'm not in the mood... -hasn't fully recovered from Pyrrh-
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-she happy child?-
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Isis: "It will all happen in due time."

-Hessian hugs his companion-
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Sieg: I know, and I'm sorry, but she will continue to pester us if we don't do as she says...I wish I could help.
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-Happier than Phosphora has ever seen her-
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Chachazero: "Oh, is he preparing? Let me guess, creating soldiers?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Hessian hugs his companion-
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Sieg: I know, and I'm sorry, but she will continue to pester us if we don't do as she says...I wish I could help.
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-Happier than Phosphora has ever seen her-
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Chachazero: "Oh, is he preparing? Let me guess, creating soldiers?"

-yay-
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Jaune: ...
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-yep-
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Isis: "Something like that."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yay-
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Jaune: ...
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-yep-
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Isis: "Something like that."

-Yee-
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-JUST DO IT-
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-Indeed-
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Chachazero: "Ooh, can I go see?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yee-
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-JUST DO IT-
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-Indeed-
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Chachazero: "Ooh, can I go see?"

-then?-
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-he doesn't know how to flirt!-
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-then?-
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Isis: "I mean, why would you even want to?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-then?-
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-he doesn't know how to flirt!-
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-then?-
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Isis: "I mean, why would you even want to?"

-Then Viridi says a thing-
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-Should I remind he did that to Weiss in Vol. 1-2?-
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-Just enjoying the ride-
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Chachazero: "I want to see if I can go with him when he attacks!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Then Viridi says a thing-
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-Should I remind he did that to Weiss in Vol. 1-2?-
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-Just enjoying the ride-
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Chachazero: "I want to see if I can go with him when he attacks!"

Viridi: "I missed you..."
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You call that flirting?
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-yep-
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Isis: -raises her eyebrow- "Not even bringing your friend?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "I missed you..."
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You call that flirting?
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-yep-
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Isis: -raises her eyebrow- "Not even bringing your friend?"

Lobo: "(I know...Thanks...)"
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-I never said he did it well-
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Eleonora: "I needed this..."
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Chachazero: "I could tell her obviously. Speaking of, I wonder where she's now"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lobo: "(I know...Thanks...)"
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-I never said he did it well-
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Eleonora: "I needed this..."
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Chachazero: "I could tell her obviously. Speaking of, I wonder where she's now"

Viridi: "Don't get yourself killed again... I was worried sick!"
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KEK
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Phosphy: "You did?"
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Isis: "Training on a dummy... or what's left of it, at least."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "Don't get yourself killed again... I was worried sick!"
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KEK
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Phosphy: "You did?"
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Isis: "Training on a dummy... or what's left of it, at least."

Lobo: "(But if not, that would have hit you...)"
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Kyu: "I'm getting bored here, if the dating grid hasn't told you."
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Eleonora: "To clear my mind at least"
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Chachazero: "Is it shaped like Bison?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lobo: "(But if not, that would have hit you...)"
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Kyu: "I'm getting bored here, if the dating grid hasn't told you."
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Eleonora: "To clear my mind at least"
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Chachazero: "Is it shaped like Bison?"

Viridi: "..."
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Jaune: "Not like I wanted this anyway..."
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-yeah-
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Isis: "Take a guess."