The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Martha: "Are you going to bring back that tyrant?!"
Yukari: "And hopefully here we don't find anyone to interfere"
-Indeed, making sure all criminals have been properly arrested-
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-Unfortunately for Shez, Kuroto is a tokusatsu character, and thus managed to slot and transform back to that overpowered form, laughing maniacally-
Emu: "This time, however, I'll be able to fight him" -he's about to slot a gold cartridge in his GamerDriver as Kuroto tried to cast meteors to fall over them!-
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Tart: "What did he just say?"
Lily: "He asked if you're mine and Star's friends"
Kazumi: "Sure! New ones, but we are!"
Kanna: "...Actually, these aren't normal cards at all"
Alina: "Intriguing, I can sense so much magia in them~!"
Kagari: "So maybe they're a clue to what's going on~" -currently holding the gnome so he doesn't escapes-
Airi: "...You want the gods to come here? Why so?"
Touka: "Because that way, we can feed them to Eve~!"
//Emblem Tiki: -Sneezes- :V
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Iroha: "Like, 10,000 years ago you said?"
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Ophanimon: "It's more like putting them out of their misery, most times however, they managed to unfuse"
Ereshkigal: "And I'm Ereshkigal"
Alear: -pointed her sword at him- "Do you know where he is?"I already repaired his card over a monty ago! He's been alive since then! Did...none of you people know that? -Genuinely surprised and his tone made that obvious-
Dipper/Mabel: "NO!"
Susie: "Aren't most of the Alloance's leaders either on our side, arrested or dead? We'll probably be fine..."
-Which seems to be the case...for all except one they don't yet realize is back from the dead-
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! MORE METEORS?!
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Pacifca: "Well, i barely know any of these people except for Dipper and Mabel..."
(It's really nice to meet you all!)
-Just what kind of cards are these...?-
// Who also might not always be at Chaldea's base, to be fair, but Digi still has a point. :V
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Star: "You went 10,000 years back in time?!"
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Hekapoo: "Heck-a-poo. And yeah, i already mentioned knowing your name earlier."![]()
-she was glaring at him like a predator would stare at a prey-
Ingrid: "Well, I certainly wouldn't mind bashing the skulls of a few evildoers, so of we have some surprises, I shall cover your back."
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Byleth: "Should I-"
Sothis: "Not yet. We may fare better alongside people who have defeated him before."
Alear: -originally confused by what Byleth and Sothis are talking about but then realized...- ...We lost, and they had to go back... -something she can only realize due to Engage also having a variant of the Divine Pulse mechanic-
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Kanna: "He's glad to meet you. And I think petting you feels very nice, Shaymin."
-to who?-
// I did forget her, yeah lmao
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Zelda: "Far more than that. 10,000 years was when the first Calamity happened, not the rise of the Demon King. In all honesty, I can't even fathom how long ago I've traveled back to. A lot of historical records of these events were gone, so the specific amount of time Hyrule existed is lost in history... Even with me being present in that era, I cannot tell you how long ago it was."
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Sothis: "Oh. That's far better than I expected."
-Eresh blushes in nervousness?-
-she's relieved--Byleth glad that they seem to be getting along?-
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(...King Hassan is Death as a person?!)
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-Then they'd overhear UUndyne telling Hinoka about being one of Kamui's bridesmaids...and that she hated the dresses they had to wear-
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Weiss: "Have... you never realized it?"
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-but chose not to sneak into the conversation because that's rude :V-
Pit: "It's awesome!"Mary: "See? We told you~!" -giggled-
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Iskandar: Too many want your attention?"
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-With BBQ sauce?-
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Sitonai: "I just felt like it ever since little"
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Suzune: "...You're just saying that to make me feel better"
Homura: "No she's not!"
Suzune: "Huh?"
Homura: "Ah, n-nothing..."
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Alear: "The kingdoms tend to ask for my input on a lot of things, so even though they're run independently from my kingdom of Lythos, I still feel like the whole continent rests on my shoulder..."
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-buffalo cause-
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Alear: "Oh... that's much better."
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Byleth: "I was called the Ashen Demon for a reason. I would cut down any who stood in my way, without any hint of emotion whatsoever. And I was pretty good at that too, becoming not just a legendary mercenary but one of the most feared people in Fodlan. Even some of the most competent generals in the continent could hardly do anything against me. And that was before I even met Sothis."
-what Homura saw focused more on the time as a teacher, the war and the occasional timelines where Byleth remained a merc; she never saw what happened before so the idea that Byleth was basically a force of nature even before getting Sothis's powers...-