Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mary: "Ah, Mana Degarashi's is also about to start!"
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Zelestia: "Awwww, how adorable"
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-The best for her! All Jeannes having fun eating, even if Tart isn't gluttonous herself-
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Suzune: "...And what is the lesson then?"

Pit: "...Who?"
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Alear: -blushed at that-
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-GOOD FOR ALL OF THE SHES-
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Byleth: "It's one about teamwork."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sothis: "It has been eons since I physically spent time with her..."
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-but then there's a third story, right?-
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Hinoka: "Heh, these huntsmen sure are going all out in their training."

Connie: "...Significant time without speaking or interacting does commonly cause old companions to grow apart with time..."
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-Tue scene cuts back to the interior of the Plamtar's house, as Hopediah sulently tears up and ends his story by claiming "...And that, children, is how I lost my hair."-

-Anne states "Hop Pop, that story was messed up!" with admiration, while Sprig nonchalantly claims "Meh, I wasn't that scared.", prompting Hop Pop to forebodingly tell him "Oh, you will be." up close to his face, presumably referencing male pattern baldness, causing Sprig to go wide-eyed while smiling nervously-
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Most of them seem to consider fashion in their outfits despite how elaborately they usually fight...Wonder if their stuffs custom made, too.

-Someday... Not too soon though- :v
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Eleonora: "Just after dropping her, actually"
Kazumi: "Woah, so fast!"
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Breakdown: "Please, just... I'm scared! But you've helped me so much, I don't want them to do anything to you, pal!"
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-And thus the feline duo now goes to look for another-
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Semiramis: "Hmmm, I guess there are some"
-Like how somehow Camilla, Mirei, Mordred, Artemis, Rama and Nightingale have very similar voices in different pitches-

-In the meantime, they can tell the Fate seems to be the most qualified to be a Pokémon Trainer so far, and is likely the first one of them to forge a bond with one as well-

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...That gives me an idea. Ela, be ready to pick us up in one minute!
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Steven: "I don’t want you to get hurt or dragged back into war, either..."
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-Who do they run across next?-
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-Rapidash mentions all of these-

Emblem Tiki: "I'm not fully charged up yet, Martha..."

-Ingrid rushes in to try and throw explosive sparkle projectiles at the King of Spades-
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-Sothis is a his now :V-

-anyway, she tries to fly up while being thrown to avoid Emu, then goes for a dive kick-
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-then Rulers show up to tell the megucas they're ready?-

-what is it indeed?-
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-then eventually, stuff is ready!-
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Sothis: -watching Tiamat with a smile-

Pandora: "That's fair enough, I guess."


Sothis: "I am willing to assume my death did not help. She had grown quite close to me after all."
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Weiss: "It's more silly than scary at the end. I'm not sure what these Frogadiers were talking about."
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Hinoka: -shrugs- "I know mine was."

Mary: "Ah, Mana Degarashi's is also about to start!"
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Zelestia: "Awwww, how adorable"
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-The best for her! All Jeannes having fun eating, even if Tart isn't gluttonous herself-
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Suzune: "...And what is the lesson then?"

-Someday... Not too soon though- :v
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Eleonora: "Just after dropping her, actually"
Kazumi: "Woah, so fast!"
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Breakdown: "Please, just... I'm scared! But you've helped me so much, I don't want them to do anything to you, pal!"
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-And thus the feline duo now goes to look for another-
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Semiramis: "Hmmm, I guess there are some"
-Like how somehow Camilla, Mirei, Mordred, Artemis, Rama and Nightingale have very similar voices in different pitches-


Martha: "...Curses...Even if you say that, we won't let you harm anyone here!"

-The King would find quickly that the White Tigerzord has a huge blade apt to its size, and it can shoot torrents of fire-
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-Kuroto would attempt to do a stretching punch a-la-ARMS at her and another at Emu, who did his best to to block it-
-Also Arc is sneaking into the fight-
-Fire comes from the Dinobots' heads all around Volcanicus that try to burst the meteorites, succeeding, making it so the XJs will have less problem destroying the smaller ones created from the bursts-
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Suzune: "I'd rather do this alone, but there's no way we can just beat them unprepared"
Iroha: -Kept petting the Shaymin- Come to think of, those three children get along really well... It beings up a few memories.
-Would make seeeeeense-
-Wheeljack was also recruited to help with any potential invention Kanna may have created-
-Tiki also insisted to come to deal with potentially much larger Rumors easier AND she's a 3,000 years old womanchild that wants to tour a modern world-

Kagari: Think they might be used for some ritual?
Minou: Or they could be weapons themselves, I've seen weirder -trying to apply some magic to it-

-They show a jewel, one filled to the brims with the impurities of countless Witches and magical girls-
Nemu: "We are soon to order the crafting of Eve's new body... All we need is for her essence to be returned, and Alina said you're capable of that"
Touka: "Of course, after her role is done, you'd be free to use her as a leviathan for your intents to wipe all not-undead"
Nemu: "This jewel is one of countless her body produced, akin to blood vessels, to let all curses and impurities from Witches flow. We knew keeping one away might have been useful someday"
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-Good then!-
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Tiamat: "He was a brave young man, who selfishly made sure that humanity wouldn't go extinguished..."
Ophanimon: "Selfishly?"
Tiamat: -Nodded- "He did it because it's what he wanted. And thanks to him, I understood... I had to let go"

Medusa: "...Could anyone here learn to?"

You honestly think I care about that at this point?I just want to get back bome!

Ah, this will prove most helpful! -Laughs mssky as he shoots flames at thr group
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-Are most of the meteors gone at this point?-
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Pacifica: "Case in point..."
-So they've got a full team...-

-The card creates an animated warrior that casts a full fireball!-

Do you possrs all the required materials?
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-To the Depths!-
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Hekapoo: "Only with extensive knowledge of portals, interdimemsiomal travel. magic weapon creation, and blacksmithing."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-In the meantime, they can tell the Fate seems to be the most qualified to be a Pokémon Trainer so far, and is likely the first one of them to forge a bond with one as well-

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...That gives me an idea. Ela, be ready to pick us up in one minute!
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Steven: "I don’t want you to get hurt or dragged back into war, either..."
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-Who do they run across next?-
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-Rapidash mentions all of these-

-Though they wonder if she'll get a Poké Ball or if they'll have to get her one-
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Eleonora: "...What are you going to do?"
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Breakdown: "But you have more to live for than I!"
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-Tart, who is marveled at a coffee machine-
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Semiramis: "...Now that you say that..."

Pit: "...Who?"
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Alear: -blushed at that-
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-GOOD FOR ALL OF THE SHES-
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Byleth: "It's one about teamwork."

Mary: "She's a new VTuber that appeared a few days ago. No one knows who she is! But she's been fun!"
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Zelestia: "And I'm not retracting that statement"
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-BY SO MUCH SOOOOO, not realizing how happy she'd being now-
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Suzune: "..." -sigh- "Go on"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Though they wonder if she'll get a Poké Ball or if they'll have to get her one-
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Eleonora: "...What are you going to do?"
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Breakdown: "But you have more to live for than I!"
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-Tart, who is marveled at a coffee machine-
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Semiramis: "...Now that you say that..."

-They've heard that people have occasionally found them in rather random spots around the world like litter or even hidden video game items...But also that they're easily available to purchase at grocery marts and online stores- :V
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Nothing absurd or death-defying! Just get the Shadow Border to our current location!
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Connie: "We don't have to fight this battle alone!"
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(...Ata, will you be alright?)
-Does Atalanta not take issue with this version of Jeanne since she's not from the same timeline as the one who she has a grudge with?-
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(...Yeah, it is pretty weird that there are that many coincidences with people's voices, here...)