Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kazumi: "Oh, sorry for scaring you, Mister! But I don't mean to harm you!" -pulls out some candies- "Here! Do you want some?" -also she might be the best to explain all that's going on-

Illya: "That really is the case..."
Suzune: "In any case, we need information"
Iroha: "W-Wait, let's not pressure her too much"

Oriko: "This is her modus operandi, brainwashing the minds of others by altering their memories to make them think she's always been there..."

-Many in the flock of owl Rumors are hit by the magic, as Tart leaped to also destroy some with powerful magical slash beams-
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Kiyohime: "Good, else I would have taken care of them myself" -she said in the most graceful tone possible-
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Ophanimon: "I'd say that's quite the introduction"
Spadamon: -Respawns and tries to jab!-
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Corbeau: "...The...Lich...?"
Lapin: "...Well, my mother and younger sister seem to trust you, so I might as well!"
Minou: "A smart choice"

McGucket: "Link? Eh? Candy...? This ain't some kinda trap to poison my gut or try to mess with my memories and brain, is it?"
Ford: "I havent' fallen for brainwsshing tricks in years, and even if I almost did, it'd still fail thanks to that metal plate in my head. You can trust her, Fiddleford."
McGucket: "...Well, thank you then, youngster'." -Accepts som candy and eats it-

Pacifica: "...I don't think she mentioned anyone who look like either of you two. How do I know that you're not the ones brainwashing them and their friends?"

Soos: "Haha! Good one! ...You're...you're totally just making jokes, right?"
Dipper: "Unfortunately, she's not."
Mabel: "They weren't here during Weirdmageddon, Soos. They aren't even in anyone's pictures from back then!" -Showing both cellphone photos and her scrapbook photos-

-Marco, meanwhile, drew a sword, and using some skills he's learned from both the Sabers and having to fight many of his and his friends' past opponents pragmatically, dives underneath a few of the owls to dodge some of their attacks before swiping the sword at either their guts or one of their wings to try and destroy them-
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-Phew- N-No more Phantom Ganons or the real Ganondorf...

-How does Yunobo respond to what Kiyohime said?-
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Sparky: "(It is? Whoa!)" -Confused by Palutena's statement, but was able to dodge Spadamon's jab in time despite being startled by it-
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-It's clear The Lichhas been around for a long time, and despite having apparently lost more than a few battles, remains ever confident and arrogant...-

I was the one who summoned your Souls back to physical vessels and called you back from your graves, but it was your sister Minou who provided the necessary resources for the spells to succeed and requested you two and your mother to be resurected n the first place.

Wolf: -nodded at Link-
Link: -nodded back- "Can you tell us everything that's going on?"

Kanna: "...I have nothing."
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Yunobo: "That girl's a bit creepy..."
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Ingrid: "You're already adapting well, if you ask me."
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-Minou... allied with such a being?!-

Ralsei: "Th-Thanks, you two."
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(Based on everyone's stories from Beacon, I'm not surprised...)

-Hop Pop is utterly impressed and humbled just standing in front of the entrance to Newtopia Universty, and expresses a desire for his grand kids to eventually attend this very same college, remarking, "I can't believe we're actually here. No Plantar has ever gone to Newtopia University. And it's my dream that one day, far, far from now, one of you two will attend." Sprig and Polly are both surprised to hear that, btu then Polly chuckles before mocking and dismissing the idea, saying "Sorry, Hop Pop. I don't think that either of us is cut out for this. Especially Sprig." Sprig is offended and questions what his sister, who's currently sitting atop his head, means. Polly confidently argues that he doesn't have the attention span for it. Sprig is like "Ha! That's ridiculou-" but can't finish his sentence before Anne shouts "Sprig, go long!" while holding the Firsbeetle, at which point he shouts "Okay!" and excitedly dart off backwards into the campus in preparation to catch it, complete with a gunshot sound effect-
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-Rhombulus tries to counter this by having one of his snake hands bite Daisuke's arm-

-There's no indication in the show that either snake hands have venom, so it's just a fairly strong bite ala Pokemon-

Ruby: "Anytime, buddy."
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Weiss:
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-but with crimson lightning on his arms from all the punching, all that might do is electrify the snake hand itself... still got a good bite on the arm though-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: "Anytime, buddy."
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Weiss:
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-but with crimson lightning on his arms from all the punching, all that might do is electrify the snake hand itself... still got a good bite on the arm though-

Susie: "Now let's go on an epic quest that doesn't put any of our lives at stake!" -Pointing ahead dramatically-

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-This leads into a scene where a professor newt with glasses and a grey, Einstein-like hair and a skinny grey beard is giving what seems to be a survival class, as he's pointing to a diagram of a giant preying mantis, similar to the ones encountered by Anne and the denizens of Wartwood in the very first episode, as he asks the class "Now, how does one escape a Mountain Mantis?"-

-The students who raise their hands try to use highly circumstantial situations as well as pure statistics and algebra to try and determine their answer, the first student answering "First, we must calculate the probability of escape by average number of mantises per capita.", to which another student adds "Divided by the average body weight of those fleeing for their lives..." Sprig then passes by them and overhears the whole class. Having dealt with that same type of mantis when he first met Anne, he interjects and casually explains to the students "Whoa, whoa, guys! All you gotta do is tickle it behind its hind legs with a willow branch. You'll escape no problem!" The professor is astonished, as he notes "That's correct..."-

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Right Snake: "PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!"
Rhombulus: "Walk it off!"
Left Snake: "We can't walk!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Susie: "Now let's go on an epic quest that doesn't put any of our lives at stake!" -Pointing ahead dramatically-

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-This leads into a scene where a professor newt with glasses and a grey, Einstein-like hair and a skinny grey beard is giving what seems to be a survival class, as he's pointing to a diagram of a giant preying mantis, similar to the ones encountered by Anne and the denizens of Wartwood in the very first episode, as he asks the class "Now, how does one escape a Mountain Mantis?"-

-The students who raise their hands try to use highly circumstantial situations as well as pure statistics and algebra to try and determine their answer, the first student answering "First, we must calculate the probability of escape by average number of mantises per capita.", to which another student adds "Divided by the average body weight of those fleeing for their lives..." Sprig then passes by them and overhears the whole class. Having dealt with that same type of mantis when he first met Anne, he interjects and casually explains to the students "Whoa, whoa, guys! All you gotta do is tickle it behind its hind legs with a willow branch. You'll escape no problem!" The professor is astonished, as he notes "That's correct..."-

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Right Snake: "PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!"
Rhombulus: "Walk it off!"
Left Snake: "We can't walk!"

Ruby: "Good idea!"
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Weiss: "Oh no..."
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-D.D. took the opportunity to do a lot of gut punches-

-how did the Magic Commission react to the crystals being broken, btw?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: "Good idea!"
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Weiss: "Oh no..."
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-D.D. took the opportunity to do a lot of gut punches-

-how did the Magic Commission react to the crystals being broken, btw?-

-DRAGON QUEST-ESQUE GAME TIME!-
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(Hm? What's wrong?)

-Anne then suddenly shouts "Sprig, catch!" and, with barely a second to react, Sprig spots the Frisbeetle and leaps into the air, catching it instantly and gracefully. The professor as well as every student in the class are impressed, the latter group genuinely applauding him with claps. The professor notes "My, my, my, my, my! Aren't you a precocious young frog? Resourceful, survival-savvy, athletic. Any other hidden talents?" Sprig answers "Hmm... I can do funny things with my arm!" before bending half of his left arm in such a way that makes it look like it broke without actually injuring it, complete with the sound of bones cracking. This disturbs them and causes one of the students to faint with a comical stock scream-

(...)
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-Rhombulus responded by punching Daisuke in the face with the left snake hand-

Hekapoo: "WHAT?! Okay, something here has gotta be rigged!"
-Omitraxus is wide-eyed and his jaw drops-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-DRAGON QUEST-ESQUE GAME TIME!-
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(Hm? What's wrong?)

-Anne then suddenly shouts "Sprig, catch!" and, with barely a second to react, Sprig spots the Frisbeetle and leaps into the air, catching it instantly and gracefully. The professor as well as every student in the class are impressed, the latter group genuinely applauding him with claps. The professor notes "My, my, my, my, my! Aren't you a precocious young frog? Resourceful, survival-savvy, athletic. Any other hidden talents?" Sprig answers "Hmm... I can do funny things with my arm!" before bending half of his left arm in such a way that makes it look like it broke without actually injuring it, complete with the sound of bones cracking. This disturbs them and causes one of the students to faint with a comical stock scream-

(...)
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-Rhombulus responded by punching Daisuke in the face with the left snake hand-

Hekapoo: "WHAT?! Okay, something here has gotta be rigged!"
-Omitraxus is wide-eyed and his jaw drops-

-HECK YEAH-
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Weiss: "They'll think he's a prodigy..."
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-D.D. was quick to punch back... on the arm biting him so he can free himself-

Ingrid: "No such thing, Hekapoo. After all, you chose the arena. What's going on is far simpler than that..." -sips smugly- "You have greatly underestimated us Code Holders."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-HECK YEAH-
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Weiss: "They'll think he's a prodigy..."
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-D.D. was quick to punch back... on the arm biting him so he can free himself-

Ingrid: "No such thing, Hekapoo. After all, you chose the arena. What's going on is far simpler than that..." -sips smugly- "You have greatly underestimated us Code Holders."

-Sure enough, the game is a fantasy RPG with a lot of monsters and items similar to Dragon Quest, as well as a similar battle system-
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(...Oh crud, that means they'll want to Sprig to join the school anyway!)

-Though disturbed by the arm trick, the professor is nonetheless recognizes Sprig's other skills and knowledge and simply asks Sprig "Uhh, anything else?". Sprig realizes he meant more conventional or practical talents, so he answers that he play the fiddle and violin, so the professor eagerly answers "Show me!" before snapping his fingers, prompting a nearby student to toss Sprig a violin. Sprig catches it with ease and skillfully plays a quick tune with it, once again impressing the professor and the whole class. Several of the students can even be overheard commending Sprig's musical talent-
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Omintraxus: "I'm not sure whether I should be impressed or concerned..."

-Rhombulus isn't fazed enough by only one of his arms being punched to tries to uppercut Daisuke!-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Dark Pit: "You got lucky with the minigame..."
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-she will... but for now...-
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Celica: "Well... I think we should be in our way..."
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Byleth: "Well, it's the least I can do."

Elizabeth: "Doesn't means I won't just be dumb and not take advantage!"
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-To enjoy the bath for a few more minutes-
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Jeanne: "Wait, really?"
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Homura: "I still wish to do something for you..."

Girafarig: "(You mean like our environments?)"

Vulpix: "(Or the yummy foods we eat?)"

Squirtle: "(None of it's probably as good as the food the chefs make here.)"

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-I also think I left Steven's dialogue unfinished, so that probably didn't help. Sorry about that...-

Steven: "I can't believe even the Incubators themselves didn't just...try to find a better solution..."

Penny: "Based on everything we know about them, their empire as a whole cared very little about anything but themselves...."

Peridot: "It's not that different from how the highest ranking members and caste systems of Homeworld operate, Steven..."
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-Tankor and the other two don't care about whatever the Decepticons' latest plan is?-
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(Some either require medical aid or the help of Trainers, others miss their old homes and natural environments and wish to return to the wild. The problem is, most of them hail from several different planets, few of which they can identify the names of...)
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)I think we saw glimpses of them when that spam guy show up...)

Spam guy?

-I FORGOT TO REPLY TO CHARLOTTE-

-Tasque Manager follows suit!-

Fate: "Both of them I meant"
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Kazumi: "I think that's the best way to describe them...They didn't regret any of their actions"
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Demolishor: "I fail to see how that's our problem"
Tankor: "Just us and this planet alone"
Ratbat: "Afraid we can't do that..."
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Iroha: -Gets that translated- "From multiple worlds with no return?! That's so cruel!"
Atalanta: "Thankfully, the creature responsible of it is no longer alive..."
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Jack: "Some guy with a suit and a mecha that was a big meanie!"
-To Ralsei!-

McGucket: "Link? Eh? Candy...? This ain't some kinda trap to poison my gut or try to mess with my memories and brain, is it?"
Ford: "I havent' fallen for brainwsshing tricks in years, and even if I almost did, it'd still fail thanks to that metal plate in my head. You can trust her, Fiddleford."
McGucket: "...Well, thank you then, youngster'." -Accepts som candy and eats it-

Pacifica: "...I don't think she mentioned anyone who look like either of you two. How do I know that you're not the ones brainwashing them and their friends?"

Soos: "Haha! Good one! ...You're...you're totally just making jokes, right?"
Dipper: "Unfortunately, she's not."
Mabel: "They weren't here during Weirdmageddon, Soos. They aren't even in anyone's pictures from back then!" -Showing both cellphone photos and her scrapbook photos-

-Marco, meanwhile, drew a sword, and using some skills he's learned from both the Sabers and having to fight many of his and his friends' past opponents pragmatically, dives underneath a few of the owls to dodge some of their attacks before swiping the sword at either their guts or one of their wings to try and destroy them-
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-Phew- N-No more Phantom Ganons or the real Ganondorf...

-How does Yunobo respond to what Kiyohime said?-
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Sparky: "(It is? Whoa!)" -Confused by Palutena's statement, but was able to dodge Spadamon's jab in time despite being startled by it-
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-It's clear The Lichhas been around for a long time, and despite having apparently lost more than a few battles, remains ever confident and arrogant...-

I was the one who summoned your Souls back to physical vessels and called you back from your graves, but it was your sister Minou who provided the necessary resources for the spells to succeed and requested you two and your mother to be resurected n the first place.

Wolf: -nodded at Link-
Link: -nodded back- "Can you tell us everything that's going on?"

Kanna: "...I have nothing."
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Yunobo: "That girl's a bit creepy..."
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Ingrid: "You're already adapting well, if you ask me."
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-Minou... allied with such a being?!-

Kazumi: "Heheh~ I hope you like them!" -and indeed, they turned out to be normal candies-

Illya: "Um... How do we go about this...?"
Abby: "Well..."
Suzune: "No, her skepticism is valid"
Iroha: "Well... Um, we saved you?"

Oriko: "I am not entirely certain on what their plan is, but they are not friends to you or anyone else here"

-They seem to be doing well thabks to their magic and skills, but they start to notice unconscious people around-
Tart: "Ah, just like how Witches do!"
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Kiyohime: "Hm~?" -don't provoke her-
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Spadamon: "Hey! You won't get it!"
Ophanimon: Good, he's into it.
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Lapin: "Woah thank you, Monsieur Lich~!"
Corbeau: "A-Aaaah..."
Kagari: "Seems we got more allies, how niiiiice~"
Kanna: "Even if it'll take them a bit to adapt to the modern world"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "Both of them I meant"
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Kazumi: "I think that's the best way to describe them...They didn't regret any of their actions"
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Demolishor: "I fail to see how that's our problem"
Tankor: "Just us and this planet alone"
Ratbat: "Afraid we can't do that..."
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Iroha: -Gets that translated- "From multiple worlds with no return?! That's so cruel!"
Atalanta: "Thankfully, the creature responsible of it is no longer alive..."
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Jack: "Some guy with a suit and a mecha that was a big meanie!"
-To Ralsei!-

What did ya think?
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Steven: "None of them at all...?"
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-Will they be able to reach a deal?-
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(And several of our friends rescued all of them from it's own planet...)
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Hmm...Nope! That doesn't ring any bells! I'm sorry...

-And also desserts-

Wolf: -nodded at Link-
Link: -nodded back- "Can you tell us everything that's going on?"

Kanna: "...I have nothing."
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Yunobo: "That girl's a bit creepy..."
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Ingrid: "You're already adapting well, if you ask me."
--
-Minou... allied with such a being?!-

Kazumi: "Heheh~ I hope you like them!" -and indeed, they turned out to be normal candies-

Illya: "Um... How do we go about this...?"
Abby: "Well..."
Suzune: "No, her skepticism is valid"
Iroha: "Well... Um, we saved you?"

Oriko: "I am not entirely certain on what their plan is, but they are not friends to you or anyone else here"

-They seem to be doing well thabks to their magic and skills, but they start to notice unconscious people around-
Tart: "Ah, just like how Witches do!"
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Kiyohime: "Hm~?" -don't provoke her-
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Spadamon: "Hey! You won't get it!"
Ophanimon: Good, he's into it.
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Lapin: "Woah thank you, Monsieur Lich~!"
Corbeau: "A-Aaaah..."
Kagari: "Seems we got more allies, how niiiiice~"
Kanna: "Even if it'll take them a bit to adapt to the modern world"

McGucket: "Huh, these ain't half-bad...Certainly beats the candies they usually hand out during Summerween!" -Chuckles-

Pacifica: "How do I know even that wasn't a set-up? ...Okay, no, I heard how ridiculous that sounded once I actually said it out-loud..."

Soos: "...No way. Did...Did they actually mess with our heads? And make all that up...?"
Dipper: "They weren't our friends Soos, and they were never here until a few days ago."
Wendy: "It's true, Soos. I checked my phone, too, and they aren't in a single picture I've taken from before the last three weeks..."
Mabel: "There aren't even any mentions of them before the!"

Marco: "We need to get them to safety!"
Star: "How many more of these owl jerks are left?!"
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S-SOOOOOOOO, how did you guys solve the Marbled Rock Roast problem, here?
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Sparky: "Pika Pika! (We'll see about that!)" -Shoots an electricity projectile-
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-Corbeau is still struggling to comprehend all of this? Particularly everything they know so far about this... Lich? And wait, what does that girl mean the modern world?!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Sure enough, the game is a fantasy RPG with a lot of monsters and items similar to Dragon Quest, as well as a similar battle system-
___

(...Oh crud, that means they'll want to Sprig to join the school anyway!)

-Though disturbed by the arm trick, the professor is nonetheless recognizes Sprig's other skills and knowledge and simply asks Sprig "Uhh, anything else?". Sprig realizes he meant more conventional or practical talents, so he answers that he play the fiddle and violin, so the professor eagerly answers "Show me!" before snapping his fingers, prompting a nearby student to toss Sprig a violin. Sprig catches it with ease and skillfully plays a quick tune with it, once again impressing the professor and the whole class. Several of the students can even be overheard commending Sprig's musical talent-
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Omintraxus: "I'm not sure whether I should be impressed or concerned..."

-Rhombulus isn't fazed enough by only one of his arms being punched to tries to uppercut Daisuke!-

Ruby: "Seems pretty simple..."
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Weiss: "Whoa..."
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Ingrid: "Then be both."

-which Daisuke tried to dodge-

lizabeth: "Doesn't means I won't just be dumb and not take advantage!"
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-To enjoy the bath for a few more minutes-
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Jeanne: "Wait, really?"
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Homura: "I still wish to do something for you..."

Dark Pit: "That's the spirit!"
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-good for them-
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Celica: "Yes, I think we should."
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Byleth: "You don't have to..."

Kazumi: "Heheh~ I hope you like them!" -and indeed, they turned out to be normal candies-

Illya: "Um... How do we go about this...?"
Abby: "Well..."
Suzune: "No, her skepticism is valid"
Iroha: "Well... Um, we saved you?"

Oriko: "I am not entirely certain on what their plan is, but they are not friends to you or anyone else here"

-They seem to be doing well thabks to their magic and skills, but they start to notice unconscious people around-
Tart: "Ah, just like how Witches do!"
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Kiyohime: "Hm~?" -don't provoke her-
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Spadamon: "Hey! You won't get it!"
Ophanimon: Good, he's into it.
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Lapin: "Woah thank you, Monsieur Lich~!"
Corbeau: "A-Aaaah..."
Kagari: "Seems we got more allies, how niiiiice~"
Kanna: "Even if it'll take them a bit to adapt to the modern world"

McGucket: "Huh, these ain't half-bad...Certainly beats the candies they usually hand out during Summerween!" -Chuckles-

Pacifica: "How do I know even that wasn't a set-up? ...Okay, no, I heard how ridiculous that sounded once I actually said it out-loud..."

Soos: "...No way. Did...Did they actually mess with our heads? And make all that up...?"
Dipper: "They weren't our friends Soos, and they were never here until a few days ago."
Wendy: "It's true, Soos. I checked my phone, too, and they aren't in a single picture I've taken from before the last three weeks..."
Mabel: "There aren't even any mentions of them before the!"

Marco: "We need to get them to safety!"
Star: "How many more of these owl jerks are left?!"
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S-SOOOOOOOO, how did you guys solve the Marbled Rock Roast problem, here?
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Sparky: "Pika Pika! (We'll see about that!)" -Shoots an electricity projectile-
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-Corbeau is still struggling to comprehend all of this? Particularly everything they know so far about this... Lich? And wait, what does that girl mean the modern world?!-

Link: -wants some now but will stay quiet-

Kanna: "So you believe us?"
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Link: "By killing the creature who created it."

Yunobo: "Yeah! Link and I were working together to bring that Marbled Gohma down!"
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Ingrid: -very smugly dodged an attack before doing an Electric Wind God Fist- (of course she would pick a FGC rep :V)
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-what kind of world are they even in?!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: "Seems pretty simple..."
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Weiss: "Whoa..."
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Ingrid: "Then be both."

-which Daisuke tried to dodge-

Susie: "It is in the earlier chapters, but it gets more complex and challenging as the game goes on. No good video game doesn't amp up the difficulty as the quest goes on!"
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-Hop Pop, now carrying Polly atop his head, then catches up to Sprig while panicking, assuming right off the bat that he must've broken something on campus and asks both him and the nearby professor what he broke in a worried panic. The professor quickly and kindly assumes him that Sprig didn't break anything and introduces himself as Professor Herringbone, the Headmaster of Newtopia University. Surprised but remaining respectful, Hopediah greets him and explains his own hopes about his grandchildren, telling him "Oh, well, uh, I'm Hopediah Plantar! Big fan of your school. I hope one day far, far in the future one of my grandchildren will attend your fine institution..."-

-Professor Herringone then asks him "Well, what if that one day is today?", confusing Hop Pop. He then holds out a scroll depicting a teenage newt student handing a graduation paper to a younger, awed frog student as he explains "We have a program for young, promising students of the future! And I think Sprig here is a perfect fit!" This causes Hop Pop, Polly, and Sprig to all simultaneously shout "HUH?!" and react with utterly shocked and flabbergasted expressions

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Hekapoo:

-If he does, Rhombulus launches crystals at him from his other snake hand-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Death Battle's Bowser vs Eggman is genuinely peak. Might even be my absolute favorite episode.

Susie: "It is in the earlier chapters, but it gets more complex and challenging as the game goes on. No good video game doesn't amp up the difficulty as the quest goes on!"
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-Hop Pop, now carrying Polly atop his head, then catches up to Sprig while panicking, assuming right off the bat that he must've broken something on campus and asks both him and the nearby professor what he broke in a worried panic. The professor quickly and kindly assumes him that Sprig didn't break anything and introduces himself as Professor Herringbone, the Headmaster of Newtopia University. Surprised but remaining respectful, Hopediah greets him and explains his own hopes about his grandchildren, telling him "Oh, well, uh, I'm Hopediah Plantar! Big fan of your school. I hope one day far, far in the future one of my grandchildren will attend your fine institution..."-

-Professor Herringone then asks him "Well, what if that one day is today?", confusing Hop Pop. He then holds out a scroll depicting a teenage newt student handing a graduation paper to a younger, awed frog student as he explains "We have a program for young, promising students of the future! And I think Sprig here is a perfect fit!" This causes Hop Pop, Polly, and Sprig to all simultaneously shout "HUH?!" and react with utterly shocked and flabbergasted expressions

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Hekapoo:

-If he does, Rhombulus launches crystals at him from his other snake hand-

Ruby: "Well said, but I guess I'm used to more complex battle systems..."
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Weiss: "Called it..."
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-which would hit him because he didn't see it coming... but then starts using the snake hand biting him to effectively do this-

 

[Digital Hazard]

What did ya think?
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Steven: "None of them at all...?"
___

-Will they be able to reach a deal?-
___

(And several of our friends rescued all of them from it's own planet...)
___

Hmm...Nope! That doesn't ring any bells! I'm sorry...

-And also desserts-

Fate: "Theyre quite the interesting creatures...."
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Kazumi: "None of them..."
Sieg: "...I don't know who those Incubators are, butthey sound like people we'd be better without knowing"
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Demolishor: "...Actually, couldn't we just tell the Princess and her spouse of you?"
Sky-Byte: "...Why didn't I think of that?"
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Iroha: "I see, I'm so sorry about it..."
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Jack: "He also yelled something about being a big shot"
-Indeed, she eats a bunch of cookies-

Dark Pit: "That's the spirit!"
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-good for them-
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Celica: "Yes, I think we should."
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Byleth: "You don't have to..."

Minervamon: She's being consumed by evil!
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-Very good for them indeed-
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Jeanne: I think she has an idea... "Alright"
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Homura: "But I want to!"

McGucket: "Huh, these ain't half-bad...Certainly beats the candies they usually hand out during Summerween!" -Chuckles-

Pacifica: "How do I know even that wasn't a set-up? ...Okay, no, I heard how ridiculous that sounded once I actually said it out-loud..."

Soos: "...No way. Did...Did they actually mess with our heads? And make all that up...?"
Dipper: "They weren't our friends Soos, and they were never here until a few days ago."
Wendy: "It's true, Soos. I checked my phone, too, and they aren't in a single picture I've taken from before the last three weeks..."
Mabel: "There aren't even any mentions of them before the!"

Marco: "We need to get them to safety!"
Star: "How many more of these owl jerks are left?!"
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S-SOOOOOOOO, how did you guys solve the Marbled Rock Roast problem, here?
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Sparky: "Pika Pika! (We'll see about that!)" -Shoots an electricity projectile-
___

-Corbeau is still struggling to comprehend all of this? Particularly everything they know so far about this... Lich? And wait, what does that girl mean the modern world?!-

Link: -wants some now but will stay quiet-

Kanna: "So you believe us?"
---
Link: "By killing the creature who created it."

Yunobo: "Yeah! Link and I were working together to bring that Marbled Gohma down!"
---
Ingrid: -very smugly dodged an attack before doing an Electric Wind God Fist- (of course she would pick a FGC rep :V)
---
-what kind of world are they even in?!-

Kazumi: "I'm so glad you liked it, Mister! My name is Kazumi Subaru, and I am a magical girl!"

Suzune: "Doubt she does, but itCm's a step in the right direction"
Iroha: "I suppose...?"

Oriko: "I do understand your doubts, Sasa's magic is very powerful, and I too was once affected by it"

Tart: "I don't know!" -slashing through some Rumors- "I know they're like Witches, but no Witch I've seen would come as a whole flock... Unless..."
---
Tamamo: "Sounds simple enough"
---
-And the dodge made the projectile land-
Spadamon: "Huh?!"
---
-Corbeau has no clue and is extremely confused and terrified-
Lapin: "I don't know what any of that means, but alright~!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Minervamon: She's being consumed by evil!
---
-Very good for them indeed-
---
Jeanne: I think she has an idea... "Alright"
---
Homura: "But I want to!"

-the power of Mario Party!-
---
Alear: "The water is so nice here~"

Camilla: -giggles- "How adorable~"
---
-so the Jannus leave her?-
---
Byleth: -smiled at that- "You're a really sweet kid, Homura."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "Theyre quite the interesting creatures...."
---
Kazumi: "None of them..."
Sieg: "...I don't know who those Incubators are, butthey sound like people we'd be better without knowing"
---
Demolishor: "...Actually, couldn't we just tell the Princess and her spouse of you?"
Sky-Byte: "...Why didn't I think of that?"
---
Iroha: "I see, I'm so sorry about it..."
---
Jack: "He also yelled something about being a big shot"
-Indeed, she eats a bunch of cookies-

Yeah, these guys aren't exactly standard animals. -Pats the Squirtle on the head-
___

Susie: "Man, we've mostly just starting hearing about them and I already want to bite their faces off for all the crap they've pulled..."
___

-How do Ravage and Ratbat respond to that?-
___

(It's alright. Just as Atalanta said, the creature that captured them is gone and all of them at least have a safe home to stay for now...)
___

Did he shoot giant bullets?

-While Tasque Manager has some macrons-

Death Battle's Bowser vs Eggman is genuinely peak. Might even be my absolute favorite episode.


Ruby: "Well said, but I guess I'm used to more complex battle systems..."
---
Weiss: "Called it..."
---
-which would hit him because he didn't see it coming... but then starts using the snake hand biting him to effectively do this-

I really need to catch up with Death Battle lmao.

Susie: "Like what?" -Obliviously somewhat hypocritical since she and her friends are from a game where attacks have to be dodged via Bullet Hell-interfaces and has a battle system where several steps are usually required to either defeat or spare an enemy, and often to even just cast spells-
___

(Even the first guess you made about the episode wasn't far off...)

-Professor Herringbone then explains part of the program to Hopediah, telling him "We could do a trial stay for Sprig tonight, and if it all goes well, he can start with us next semester." Sprig is actually up to the idea, saying "Seems reasonable. Isn't this great, Hop Pop? It's just what you wanted!" Hop Pop now seems a little more unsure due to how early Sprig would be attending, but also isnt' against the idea, stating "Hmm... Well, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

-With that, they decide to try the idea, and the headmaster states "Then it's agreed. Sprig Plantar, your trial begins immediately. Welcome to the university!" Sprig excitedly declares "All right! Hop Pop, your dream is coming true! And don't worry. I won't let you down!" Anne then catches up to them, and asks if Sprig is actually throw the Frisbeetle back or not, at which point Sprig excitedly tells her that he's going to college. Anne has a somewhat delayed reaction, responding "Cool! ...Wait, what?"

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-Rhombulus' response to this is form a crystal around most of himself to act as a shield, absorbing most of the hits after the initial few-

Link: -wants some now but will stay quiet-

Kanna: "So you believe us?"
---
Link: "By killing the creature who created it."

Yunobo: "Yeah! Link and I were working together to bring that Marbled Gohma down!"
---
Ingrid: -very smugly dodged an attack before doing an Electric Wind God Fist- (of course she would pick a FGC rep :V)
---
-what kind of world are they even in?!-

Kazumi: "I'm so glad you liked it, Mister! My name is Kazumi Subaru, and I am a magical girl!"

Suzune: "Doubt she does, but itCm's a step in the right direction"
Iroha: "I suppose...?"

Oriko: "I do understand your doubts, Sasa's magic is very powerful, and I too was once affected by it"

Tart: "I don't know!" -slashing through some Rumors- "I know they're like Witches, but no Witch I've seen would come as a whole flock... Unless..."
---
Tamamo: "Sounds simple enough"
---
-And the dodge made the projectile land-
Spadamon: "Huh?!"
---
-Corbeau has no clue and is extremely confused and terrified-
Lapin: "I don't know what any of that means, but alright~!"

McGucket: "Nice to meet ya'll! Name's Fiddleford McGucket! And the only reason my mind hasn't been tricked by brain magic like the rest of the townsfolk is because I tried messing with it myself long ago to try and ferget all the creatures living in and beyond the veil of this old town that used to scare me..."

Pacifica: "Ugh, forget this. Dipper wouldn't fall for any kind of brainwashing tricks so easily, and I doubt the rest of the Pines would either. If you're really their friends, let's go with your first suggestion and ask him and Mabel. Class is definitely gonna be dismissed for the rest of the day anyway after whatever the heck just attacked the school..."

Soos: "Well, I have to admit, their lack of presence in any older photos is really weird...Maybe you dudes are right!"

Star: "Unless...?"
Marco:: "Unless what? What does "unless" mean in this context! It's kinda urgent, here!"
___

Marbled Gohma? Th-There's whole other species of monsters named G-Gohma in other time periods of Hyrule...
___

Sparky: "(Haha! Take that!)" -Dash attack!-
___

-Will any of them ask Minou why she's working with these people and this...creature? Unless Minou herself explains?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kazumi: "I'm so glad you liked it, Mister! My name is Kazumi Subaru, and I am a magical girl!"

Suzune: "Doubt she does, but itCm's a step in the right direction"
Iroha: "I suppose...?"

Oriko: "I do understand your doubts, Sasa's magic is very powerful, and I too was once affected by it"

Tart: "I don't know!" -slashing through some Rumors- "I know they're like Witches, but no Witch I've seen would come as a whole flock... Unless..."
---
Tamamo: "Sounds simple enough"
---
-And the dodge made the projectile land-
Spadamon: "Huh?!"
---
-Corbeau has no clue and is extremely confused and terrified-
Lapin: "I don't know what any of that means, but alright~!"

McGucket: "Nice to meet ya'll! Name's Fiddleford McGucket! And the only reason my mind hasn't been tricked by brain magic like the rest of the townsfolk is because I tried messing with it myself long ago to try and ferget all the creatures living in and beyond the veil of this old town that used to scare me..."

Pacifica: "Ugh, forget this. Dipper wouldn't fall for any kind of brainwashing tricks so easily, and I doubt the rest of the Pines would either. If you're really their friends, let's go with your first suggestion and ask him and Mabel. Class is definitely gonna be dismissed for the rest of the day anyway after whatever the heck just attacked the school..."

Soos: "Well, I have to admit, their lack of presence in any older photos is really weird...Maybe you dudes are right!"

Star: "Unless...?"
Marco:: "Unless what? What does "unless" mean in this context! It's kinda urgent, here!"
___

Marbled Gohma? Th-There's whole other species of monsters named G-Gohma in other time periods of Hyrule...
___

Sparky: "(Haha! Take that!)" -Dash attack!-
___

-Will any of htem ask why Minou is working with these people?-

Link: "Well, it's good to know we can trust someone in this town..."

Kanna: "Let's go then!"
---
Yunobo: "There are MORE of these creeps?!"
---
Ingrid: "Nice work." -tempted to combo someone to death-
---
Epimenides:

I really need to catch up with Death Battle lmao.

Susie: "Like what?" -Obliviously somewhat hypocritical since she and her friends are from a game where attacks have to be dodged via Bullet Hell-interfaces and has a battle system where several steps are usually required to either defeat or spare an enemy, and often to even just cast spells-
___

(Even the first guess you made about the episode wasn't far off...)

-Professor Herringbone then explains part of the program to Hopediah, telling him "We could do a trial stay for Sprig tonight, and if it all goes well, he can start with us next semester." Sprig is actually up to the idea, saying "Seems reasonable. Isn't this great, Hop Pop? It's just what you wanted!" Hop Pop now seems a little more unsure due to how early Sprig would be attending, but also isnt' against the idea, stating "Hmm... Well, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

-With that, they decide to try the idea, and the headmaster states "Then it's agreed. Sprig Plantar, your trial begins immediately. Welcome to the university!" Sprig excitedly declares "All right! Hop Pop, your dream is coming true! And don't worry. I won't let you down!" Anne then catches up to them, and asks if Sprig is actually throw the Frisbeetle back or not, at which point Sprig excitedly tells her that he's going to college. Anne has a somewhat delayed reaction, responding "Cool! ...Wait, what?"

___

-Rhombulus' response to this is form a crystal around most of himself to act as a shield, absorbing most of the hits after the initial few-

I don't think you need to watch all of them. I do because A. I watched them since 2012 and I still like the concept and B. I actually backed it so I wanna see what I paid for. But definitely give Bowser vs Eggman a watch. I definitely recommend it.

Ruby: "There's so many games that go crazy with the foundations. Some require you to press buttons at the fight time or else the attack fails, others transition into some crazy platformer segments. I could go on and on."
---
Weiss: "I can't blame her from reacting that way..."
---
-even THAT would end up making cracks on his protective crystals-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I don't think you need to watch all of them. I do because A. I watched them since 2012 and I still like the concept and B. I actually backed it so I wanna see what I paid for. But definitely give Bowser vs Eggman a watch. I definitely recommend it.

Ruby: "There's so many games that go crazy with the foundations. Some require you to press buttons at the fight time or else the attack fails, others transition into some crazy platformer segments. I could go on and on."
---
Weiss: "I can't blame her from reacting that way..."
---
-even THAT would end up making cracks on his protective crystals-

I didn't know you were among the backers. Nice! And yeah, I don't know if I'll watch every episode, but there's definitely several I've wanted to watch that I just...haven't gotten around to watching lol.

Susie: "...The gameplay sounds intense. Where can I buy some?"
___

(Do you think Sprig will actually get to enroll at Newtopa University soon? What if he ends up going to college in season 3?!)
___

-As frustrated as Rhombulus is, he's not also not surprised by that at this point, but the shield at least keeps him from taking severe damage-

-He's now looking for an opening to launch larger crystal projectiles at Daisuke-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I didn't know you were among the backers. Nice! And yeah, I don't know if I'll watch every episode, but there's definitely several I've wanted to watch that I just...haven't gotten around to watching lol.

Susie: "...The gameplay sounds intense. Where can I buy some?"
___

(Do you think Sprig will actually get to enroll at Newtopa University soon? What if he ends up going to college in season 3?!)
___

-As frustrated as Rhombulus is, he's not also not surprised by that at this point, but the shield at least keeps him from taking severe damage-

-He's now looking for an opening to launch larger crystal projectiles at Daisuke-

I didn't give enough for my name to be in the credits but yeah, I did pitch in. I had a fun time watching the show so I wanted to help.

Ruby: "I'm not sure where since I brought my games from my world which... yeah..."
---
Weiss: "I doubt it..."
---
-did the snake arm let go of him? I'll assume yes and say that he's definitely trying to stay close to give as little of an opening as possible-

Ingrid: "So... how much of a tactician would you say Rhombulus is?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I didn't give enough for my name to be in the credits but yeah, I did pitch in. I had a fun time watching the show so I wanted to help.

Ruby: "I'm not sure where since I brought my games from my world which... yeah..."
---
Weiss: "I doubt it..."
---
-did the snake arm let go of him? I'll assume yes and say that he's definitely trying to stay close to give as little of an opening as possible-

Ingrid: "So... how much of a tactician would you say Rhombulus is?"

Still always awesome to support a project one enjoys.

Susie: "Oh, right...Uhh, s-sorry about that. I woulda thought they'd be from that Basel place..."
___

(...Well, it does depend on whether or not Sprig actually does well at the University to begin with...)

-The next scene shows Sprig walking through school while wearing a uniform that's slightly too long for him, carrying a bunch of books. Professor Herringbone tries to tell him "Now, there are a couple of school rules you'll need to get adjusted to." but Sprig, despite having some trouble carrying all the books, remains confident, telling him "If I can handle a mountain mantis, I can totally handle this!" Professor Herringbone is reassured by that and tells him "That's the spirit! Enjoy your first class, my boy." before leaving-

-Sprig eagerly tries to hop into his first classroom, however, the professor teaching it turns out to be much stern and strict, stopping him with her tail before telling him "At Newtopia Prep, we do not bound around heedlessly." Sprig nervously "Oh, uh, yes, of course!" before trying to simply walk to his seat, but the professor stops him again to tell him about more uniform rules and correct his current one, telling him "We also tuck in our shirts. And straighten our ties! And we absolutely DO NOT wear hats!", before taking Sprig's hat away for the school day. Sprig shouts a startled "AH!" at having his favorite hat confiscated, but sighs it off and tries to take his seat...By stepping over the desks. The professor angrily coughs "AHEM!", signaling him to have more manners and walk around the desks instead-
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-It's already let go of him by now, so Rhombulus is just trying to time a shot to shoot crystals at Daisuke-

Hekapoo: "He's...not one, really."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Still always awesome to support a project one enjoys.

Susie: "Oh, right...Uhh, s-sorry about that. I woulda thought they'd be from that Basel place..."
___

(...Well, it does depend on whether or not Sprig actually does well at the University to begin with...)

-The next scene shows Sprig walking through school while wearing a uniform that's slightly too long for him, carrying a bunch of books. Professor Herringbone tries to tell him "Now, there are a couple of school rules you'll need to get adjusted to." but Sprig, despite having some trouble carrying all the books, remains confident, telling him "If I can handle a mountain mantis, I can totally handle this!" Professor Herringbone is reassured by that and tells him "That's the spirit! Enjoy your first class, my boy." before leaving-

-Sprig eagerly tries to hop into his first classroom, however, the professor teaching it turns out to be much stern and strict, stopping him with her tail before telling him "At Newtopia Prep, we do not bound around heedlessly." Sprig nervously "Oh, uh, yes, of course!" before trying to simply walk to his seat, but the professor stops him again to tell him about more uniform rules and correct his current one, telling him "We also tuck in our shirts. And straighten our ties! And we absolutely DO NOT wear hats!", before taking Sprig's hat away for the school day. Sprig shouts a startled "AH!" at having his favorite hat confiscated, but sighs it off and tries to take his seat...By stepping over the desks. The professor angrily coughs "AHEM!", signaling him to have more manners and walk around the desks instead-
___

-It's already let go of him by now, so Rhombulus is just trying to time a shot to shoot crystals at Daisuke-

Hekapoo: "He's...not one, really."

Ruby: "It's alright. At least the games are fun."
---
Weiss: "All of these would be common sense back home too."
---
-but Daisuke keeps trying to pressure from up close-

Ingrid: -even more smug at that-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: "It's alright. At least the games are fun."
---
Weiss: "All of these would be common sense back home too."
---
-but Daisuke keeps trying to pressure from up close-

Ingrid: -even more smug at that-

Ralsei: "And look at it this way, those video games are also a memory and keepsake from your home."
___

(The uniform needing to be neat makes sense, but no hats? Really?) -_-

-Not remotely familiar with common school and college rules and practices due to being a Pokemon-
___

-Is Rhombuls no longer being thrown around?-

Hekapoo: "Still doesn't mean Daisuke is going to win..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ralsei: "And look at it this way, those video games are also a memory and keepsake from your home."
___

(The uniform needing to be neat makes sense, but no hats? Really?) -_-

-Not remotely familiar with common school and college rules and practices due to being a Pokemon-
___

-Is Rhombuls no longer being thrown around?-

Hekapoo: "Still doesn't mean Daisuke is going to win..."

Ruby: "Of all the good times!"
---
Weiss: "Yes, really."
---
-nope, he's just trying to pressure with punches though-

Ingrid: "Rhombulus's only way out is to outsmart him. If he can't do that, the fight may as well be over."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-the power of Mario Party!-
---
Alear: "The water is so nice here~"

Camilla: -giggles- "How adorable~"
---
-so the Jannus leave her?-
---
Byleth: -smiled at that- "You're a really sweet kid, Homura."

-Liz smirks as she sweeped the minigame-
—-
Medb: “Indeed, it’s why it’s a popular spot~”
—-
-So the other Jannus would leave-
—-
Homura: "Ah...T-That..."

Yeah, these guys aren't exactly standard animals. -Pats the Squirtle on the head-
___

Susie: "Man, we've mostly just starting hearing about them and I already want to bite their faces off for all the crap they've pulled..."
___

-How do Ravage and Ratbat respond to that?-
___

(It's alright. Just as Atalanta said, the creature that captured them is gone and all of them at least have a safe home to stay for now...)
___

Did he shoot giant bullets?

-While Tasque Manager has some macrons-

Fate: "In fact some have a really high intelect"
---
Kazumi: "That's um...Really the usual reaction" -she knows her friends killed Kyubey the instant that they defeated Michiru's Witch for tricking them, of course he unfortunately came back a moment right after-
---
Ravage: "Would it really be a wise choice to give them more trouble than they have with their enemy?"
---
Iroha: "I see. I wonder if I could help them..."
---
Jack: "Hmmm... Maybe? Or large beams?"

McGucket: "Nice to meet ya'll! Name's Fiddleford McGucket! And the only reason my mind hasn't been tricked by brain magic like the rest of the townsfolk is because I tried messing with it myself long ago to try and ferget all the creatures living in and beyond the veil of this old town that used to scare me..."

Pacifica: "Ugh, forget this. Dipper wouldn't fall for any kind of brainwashing tricks so easily, and I doubt the rest of the Pines would either. If you're really their friends, let's go with your first suggestion and ask him and Mabel. Class is definitely gonna be dismissed for the rest of the day anyway after whatever the heck just attacked the school..."

Soos: "Well, I have to admit, their lack of presence in any older photos is really weird...Maybe you dudes are right!"

Star: "Unless...?"
Marco:: "Unless what? What does "unless" mean in this context! It's kinda urgent, here!"
___

Marbled Gohma? Th-There's whole other species of monsters named G-Gohma in other time periods of Hyrule...
___

Sparky: "(Haha! Take that!)" -Dash attack!-
___

-Will any of them ask Minou why she's working with these people and this...creature? Unless Minou herself explains?-

Link: "Well, it's good to know we can trust someone in this town..."

Kanna: "Let's go then!"
---
Yunobo: "There are MORE of these creeps?!"
---
Ingrid: "Nice work." -tempted to combo someone to death-
---
Epimenides:

Kazumi: "...That sounds reallu scary...Ah, but I know what's going with them! W-Well, at least part of it"

Suzune: "Alright, let's get off"
Iroha: "Wait, did they attend today?" -Pacifica can for certain recall seeing Kanna, Kagari and Sasa today-

Oriko: "We need to stop them in their tracks before they do anything of note"

Tart: "Unless these are familiars made by a much larger one!" -slashed some-
---
da Vinci: "They sound like a troublesome bunch" -looking through her inventory-
---
-Combo the arrogant knight, Ingrid- :V
---
Corbeau: "...W-Why is this happening?!"
Lapin: "Hm?"
Minou: "Because Monsieur Lich eased the way for you to returb, and I took the chance"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Liz smirks as she sweeped the minigame-
—-
Medb: “Indeed, it’s why it’s a popular spot~”
—-
-So the other Jannus would leave-
—-
Homura: "Ah...T-That..."

Pit:
---
Alear: "And yet it feels empty."

Camilla: "We rented the whole thing for ourselves~ They likely let you in because of my dear sister~"

-Kamui also enjoying the water-
---
-questionning why Celica acted that way?-
---
Byleth: "And adorable too."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "In fact some have a really high intelect"
---
Kazumi: "That's um...Really the usual reaction" -she knows her friends killed Kyubey the instant that they defeated Michiru's Witch for tricking them, of course he unfortunately came back a moment right after-
---
Ravage: "Would it really be a wise choice to give them more trouble than they have with their enemy?"
---
Iroha: "I see. I wonder if I could help them..."
---
Jack: "Hmmm... Maybe? Or large beams?"

Vulpix: "(A high wha?)"

Squirtle: "(She means that there are some Pokemon that are super smart.)"
___

-Meaning they could only slow his plans down or set them back, not put a permanent stop to them...-

Peridot: "Well, the important thing is, they're not a threat to any life in the universe anymore!

...Right?"
___

-Cadance can be observed looking out a window in an adjacent room with concern, clearly worried about the kingdom now that Sombra is back...-
___

-Atalanta has any advice for how?-
___

...Oh! Yeah, that still doesn't sound familiar!

-Lancer has and can still be a bit of an airhead at times- :V

Ruby: "Of all the good times!"
---
Weiss: "Yes, really."
---
-nope, he's just trying to pressure with punches though-

Ingrid: "Rhombulus's only way out is to outsmart him. If he can't do that, the fight may as well be over."

Ralsei: "W-Well, of playing the video games themselves with your friends back at home, at least."
___

(I don't see why hats would be a problem...)

// As for what happens next in the episode, I can't find a clip of just the montage, so here's the end of the class room scene plus the next two scenes:

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-Rhombulus then tries to use the large crystal shield he create as a melee to swat Daisuke away with great strength-

-The shield is almost as large as Rhombulus himself, but he's still able to swing it with little effort-

Link: "Well, it's good to know we can trust someone in this town..."

Kanna: "Let's go then!"
---
Yunobo: "There are MORE of these creeps?!"
---
Ingrid: "Nice work." -tempted to combo someone to death-
---
Epimenides:

Kazumi: "...That sounds reallu scary...Ah, but I know what's going with them! W-Well, at least part of it"

Suzune: "Alright, let's get off"
Iroha: "Wait, did they attend today?" -Pacifica can for certain recall seeing Kanna, Kagari and Sasa today-

Oriko: "We need to stop them in their tracks before they do anything of note"

Tart: "Unless these are familiars made by a much larger one!" -slashed some-
---
da Vinci: "They sound like a troublesome bunch" -looking through her inventory-
---
-Combo the arrogant knight, Ingrid- :V
---
Corbeau: "...W-Why is this happening?!"
Lapin: "Hm?"
Minou: "Because Monsieur Lich eased the way for you to returb, and I took the chance"

McGucket: "Oh, you youngins' don't know the half of it. What several doses of that mind ray did to my memory ended up bein' even worse than just knowing about the otherwordly monsters I was tryin' to ferget..."
Ford: "What happened here?"
McGucket: "Where do I even begin? First these five odd teenagers turned up in town outa nowhere, then tons of the local forest people like the Gnomes here start to go missin' and then the whole town starts actin' like those five have always been here! Or, w-well, at least since about two odd years ago, but they weren't there back then! My mind mighta been partly fried by that confounded old Memory Gun I invented, but I know my memory's not that far off..."

Pacifica: "Well, Kagari, Sasa and Kanna all went to school at some point today...Not you, the Kanna from here."

Soos: "Alright, I believe you guys. But if what you're saying is true, uhh, do you dudes have a plan...?"
-Then Melody enters the room as well-
Melody: "Oh hey! Dipper! Mabel! You guys must be back for Summer vacation early this year!"

Marco: "These might just be familiars of a giant owl Rumor?!"
Star: "Then let's fight fire with fire! Narwhal Blast!" -Launches a few of her narwhals at some of the remaining owl Rumors-
___

W-Wolf faced several of them and described them as giant s-spider creatures, including one that was extremely heavily armored, and th-the youngest Link mentioned another heavily armored sub-species that more closely resembled a giant scorpion or
___

-Sounds reasonable enough- :V
___

-But why did this literal Lich want to help them?! And who are these other people?!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kazumi: "...That sounds reallu scary...Ah, but I know what's going with them! W-Well, at least part of it"

Suzune: "Alright, let's get off"
Iroha: "Wait, did they attend today?" -Pacifica can for certain recall seeing Kanna, Kagari and Sasa today-

Oriko: "We need to stop them in their tracks before they do anything of note"

Tart: "Unless these are familiars made by a much larger one!" -slashed some-
---
da Vinci: "They sound like a troublesome bunch" -looking through her inventory-
---
-Combo the arrogant knight, Ingrid- :V
---
Corbeau: "...W-Why is this happening?!"
Lapin: "Hm?"
Minou: "Because Monsieur Lich eased the way for you to returb, and I took the chance"

McGucket: "Oh, you youngins' don't know the half of it. What several doses of that mind ray did to my memory ended up bein' even worse than just knowing about the otherwordly monsters I was tryin' to ferget..."
Ford: "What happened here?"
McGucket: "Where do I even begin? First these five odd teenagers turned up in town outa nowhere, then tons of the local forest people like the Gnomes here start to go missin' and then the whole town starts actin' like those five have always been here! Or, w-well, at least since about two odd years ago, but they weren't there back then! My mind mighta been partly fried by that confounded old Memory Gun I invented, but I know my memory's not that far off..."

Pacifica: "Well, Kagari, Sasa and Kanna all went to school at some point today...Not you, the Kanna from here."

Soos: "Alright, I believe you guys. But if what you're saying is true, uhh, do you dudes have a plan...?"
-Then Melody enters the room as well-
Melody: "Oh hey! Dipper! Mabel! You guys must be back for Summer vacation early this year!"

Marco: "These might just be familiars of a giant owl Rumor?!"
Star: "Then let's fight fire with fire! Narwhal Blast!" -Launches a few of her narwhals at some of the remaining owl Rumors-
___

W-Wolf faced several of them and described them as giant s-spider creatures, including one that was extremely heavily armored, and th-the youngest Link mentioned another heavily armored sub-species that more closely resembled a giant scorpion or
___

-Sounds reasonable enough- :V
___

-But why did this literal Lich want to help them?! And who are these other people?!-

Link: "If these are the five girls we're tracking... Do you know their names?"

Kanna: "Don't worry. I got that."
---
Link: "Well, now we all share something in common..."
---

---
-all good questions-

alsei: "W-Well, of playing the video games themselves with your friends back at home, at least."
___

(I don't see why hats would be a problem...)

// As for what happens next in the episode, I can't find a clip of just the montage, so here's the end of the class room scene plus the next two scenes: ___

-Rhombulus then tries to use the large crystal shield he create as a melee to swat Daisuke away with great strength-

-The shield is almost as large as Rhombulus himself, but he's still able to swing it with little effort-

Ruby: "Yeah, those were good times."
---
Weiss: "There are a few reasons that I don't want to get over..."
---
-Daisuke is VERY strong indeed, and the MHC is witnessing it-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: "Yeah, those were good times."
---
Weiss: "There are a few reasons that I don't want to get over..."
---
-Daisuke is VERY strong indeed, and the MHC is witnessing it-

-Especially when she and Yang got to play Street Fighter-esque fighting games with their uncle Qrow?-
___

(I'm...still confused, but that's perfectly fair.)

-Also how does Weiss respond to Sprig's failure montage and Hop Pop's sadness at Sprig apparently growing up so fast?-
___

-They no longer doubt that in the slightest, but Rhombulus trying to swat Daisuke with a giant crystal shield like a melee weapon was ignored-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Especially when she and Yang got to play Street Fighter-esque fighting games with their uncle Qrow?-
___

(I'm...still confused, but that's perfectly fair.)

-Also how does Weiss respond to Sprig's failure montage and Hop Pop's sadness at Sprig apparently growing up so fast?-
___

-They no longer doubt that in the slightest, but Rhombulus trying to swat Daisuke with a giant crystal shield like a melee weapon was ignored-

-that was totally a fun time and she is pondering about it-
---
Weiss: "I... don't think he's happy, Hop..."
---
-he got slapped by the shield... but he's kept hit balance and is trying to punch it-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pit:
---
Alear: "And yet it feels empty."

Camilla: "We rented the whole thing for ourselves~ They likely let you in because of my dear sister~"

-Kamui also enjoying the water-
---
-questionning why Celica acted that way?-
---
Byleth: "And adorable too."

Elizabeth: ...Wait, that's not what I wanted!
---
Medb: "Camilla comes here almost every day though, can't blame her"
---
Tart: "...Did you discover something, Madame Celica?"
---
Homura: "........." -very red now out of embarrassment-

Vulpix: "(A high wha?)"

Squirtle: "(She means that there are some Pokemon that are super smart.)"
___

-Meaning they could only slow his plans down or set them back, not put a permanent stop to them...-

Peridot: "Well, the important thing is, they're not a threat to any life in the universe anymore!

...Right?"
___

-Cadance can be observed looking out a window in an adjacent room with concern, clearly worried about the kingdom now that Sombra is back...-
___

-Atalanta has any advice for how?-
___

...Oh! Yeah, that still doesn't sound familiar!

-Lancer has and can still be a bit of an airhead at times- :V

Fate: "Like the Alakazam species"
---
-Indeed that was the case at best...-
Kazumi: "I think so, apparently they went extinct"
---
-...Yeah, it's clear she must have lots of pressure-
-And given they've experienced Sombra's mind control, and it was enough to put a Titan under his service, they can't blame her-
---
Atalanta: Hmmm, I wonder if she could take care of one...
---
Jack: "Then maybe you have encountered him!"

McGucket: "Oh, you youngins' don't know the half of it. What several doses of that mind ray did to my memory ended up bein' even worse than just knowing about the otherwordly monsters I was tryin' to ferget..."
Ford: "What happened here?"
McGucket: "Where do I even begin? First these five odd teenagers turned up in town outa nowhere, then tons of the local forest people like the Gnomes here start to go missin' and then the whole town starts actin' like those five have always been here! Or, w-well, at least since about two odd years ago, but they weren't there back then! My mind mighta been partly fried by that confounded old Memory Gun I invented, but I know my memory's not that far off..."

Pacifica: "Well, Kagari, Sasa and Kanna all went to school at some point today...Not you, the Kanna from here."

Soos: "Alright, I believe you guys. But if what you're saying is true, uhh, do you dudes have a plan...?"
-Then Melody enters the room as well-
Melody: "Oh hey! Dipper! Mabel! You guys must be back for Summer vacation early this year!"

Marco: "These might just be familiars of a giant owl Rumor?!"
Star: "Then let's fight fire with fire! Narwhal Blast!" -Launches a few of her narwhals at some of the remaining owl Rumors-
___

W-Wolf faced several of them and described them as giant s-spider creatures, including one that was extremely heavily armored, and th-the youngest Link mentioned another heavily armored sub-species that more closely resembled a giant scorpion or
___

-Sounds reasonable enough- :V
___

-But why did this literal Lich want to help them?! And who are these other people?!-

Link: "If these are the five girls we're tracking... Do you know their names?"

Kanna: "Don't worry. I got that."
---
Link: "Well, now we all share something in common..."
---

---
-all good questions-

Kazumi: "Is one of them named Kanna Hijiri?"

Illya: "Then they could still be around!"
Iroha: "Let's hope so, Tart-san said that Minou lady can teleport herself and her allies"
Suzune: "Which would be a pain for us..."

Oriko: "Well..." -then she- "Ah, sorry for intruding" -bowed-

-The owl Rumors are struck, yet more are coming-
Tart: "We'd need to find where it is, be careful while we get further in!"
---
-Good thing there's no one afraid of spiders in the party at this moment- :V
---
Ophanimon: “And down and up, and down and up”
-Spadamon’s jaw is hanging down-
---
Corbeau: "But why?!"
Minou: "His goals and Mother's seem to align"
-Isabeau can feel that they do, as she intinctively wants to finish life as a half-Witch and trample over all enemies-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Elizabeth: ...Wait, that's not what I wanted!
---
Medb: "Camilla comes here almost every day though, can't blame her"
---
Tart: "...Did you discover something, Madame Celica?"
---
Homura: "........." -very red now out of embarrassment-

Dark Pit: "Alright, let's just move on. That minigame was too favored to the one."
---
Alear: "I probably should too.. the water is so nice and warm~"
---
Celica: "I don't think she likes people being overbearing."
---
Byleth: Awwwwwwww...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "Like the Alakazam species"
---
-Indeed that was the case at best...-
Kazumi: "I think so, apparently they went extinct"
---
-...Yeah, it's clear she must have lots of pressure-
-And given they've experienced Sombra's mind control, and it was enough to put a Titan under his service, they can't blame her-
---
Atalanta: Hmmm, I wonder if she could take care of one...
---
Jack: "Then maybe you have encountered him!"

Oh yeah! Those ones are Psychic-types, too, right?
___

Susie: "Whoa, for real?"

Ralsei: "W-Well, at least that definitely means they aren't a threat anymore..."
___

-Even more so since she's got so many innocent civilians she's worried about...as well as her husband, their daughter, and her sister in-law...-
___

-Becoming a Trainer of the rescued Pokemon?-
___

(Jack, I believe Lancer said he isn't familiar with such a character...)

-that was totally a fun time and she is pondering about it-
---
Weiss: "I... don't think he's happy, Hop..."
---
-he got slapped by the shield... but he's kept hit balance and is trying to punch it-

-Current thoughts?-
___

(...Yeah, Sprig doesn't seem happy at all...)

-If anything, the very next scene shows him sitting in his temporary dorm, despondent and stressed out-
___

-Rhombulus outright kicks the shield at him at high force, basically causing a still giant block of crystal to go flying straight at him-

Link: "If these are the five girls we're tracking... Do you know their names?"

Kanna: "Don't worry. I got that."
---
Link: "Well, now we all share something in common..."
---

---
-all good questions-

Kazumi: "Is one of them named Kanna Hijiri?"

Illya: "Then they could still be around!"
Iroha: "Let's hope so, Tart-san said that Minou lady can teleport herself and her allies"
Suzune: "Which would be a pain for us..."

Oriko: "Well..." -then she- "Ah, sorry for intruding" -bowed-

-The owl Rumors are struck, yet more are coming-
Tart: "We'd need to find where it is, be careful while we get further in!"
---
-Good thing there's no one afraid of spiders in the party at this moment- :V
---
Ophanimon: “And down and up, and down and up”
-Spadamon’s jaw is hanging down-
---
Corbeau: "But why?!"
Minou: "His goals and Mother's seem to align"
-Isabeau can feel that they do, as she intinctively wants to finish life as a half-Witch and trample over all enemies-

McGucket: "Eh? I-I think that was one of the names I heard people mention..."

Pacifica: "Can we just go find those twin dorks already/"

Melody: "Heya, welcome to the Mystery Shack!"
Soos: "Melody, we might have an emergency on our hands. Actually, the whole town might..."
Melody: "...Okay, I'm listening." -Has clearly been through this kind of thing before-

Marco: "I'll keep a sharp eye out for it!"
Star: "I'll fend the rest of them off!"
___

Papyrus and I have researched some interdimensional monster species as well, and apparently the Gohma species also has some relation to creatures known as Tektites and Magtails...
___

-Sparky is laughing while trying not to get too distracted to be suddenly K.O'd by anyone else-
___

A goal that involves the extinction of life. Not just humans. Not just in this world. All life. Everywhere. Not one trace of any living creature shall remain to be tracked down.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Kazumi: "Is one of them named Kanna Hijiri?"

Illya: "Then they could still be around!"
Iroha: "Let's hope so, Tart-san said that Minou lady can teleport herself and her allies"
Suzune: "Which would be a pain for us..."

Oriko: "Well..." -then she- "Ah, sorry for intruding" -bowed-

-The owl Rumors are struck, yet more are coming-
Tart: "We'd need to find where it is, be careful while we get further in!"
---
-Good thing there's no one afraid of spiders in the party at this moment- :V
---
Ophanimon: “And down and up, and down and up”
-Spadamon’s jaw is hanging down-
---
Corbeau: "But why?!"
Minou: "His goals and Mother's seem to align"
-Isabeau can feel that they do, as she intinctively wants to finish life as a half-Witch and trample over all enemies-

McGucket: "Eh? I-I think that was one of the names I heard people mention..."

Pacifica: "Can we just go find those twin dorks already/"

Melody: "Heya, welcome to the Mystery Shack!"
Soos: "Melody, we might have an emergency on our hands. Actually, the whole town might..."
Melody: "...Okay, I'm listening." -Has clearly been through this kind of thing before-

Marco: "I'll keep a sharp eye out for it!"
Star: "I'll fend the rest of them off!"
___


Papyrus and I have researched some interdimensional monster species as well, and apparently the Gohma species also has some relation to creatures known as Tektites and Magtails...
___

-Sparky is laughing while trying not to get too distracted to be suddenly K.O'd by anyone else-
___

A goal that involves the extinction of life. Not just humans. Not just in this world. All life. Everywhere. Not one trace of any living creature shall remain to be tracked down.

Link: "Yep, those are the girls we're looking for."

Kanna: "Good idea. Let's go do that!"
---
Yunobo: "How many of those are there?!"

Zelda: "...Maybe we should stop trying to freak out the people by mentionning species that have been extinct for eons..."
---
Ingrid: -very smug at that- "Such a strong fighter. He's fortunate to not be in my way for real."
---
Epimenides: Which means he will kill all of you girls eventually... -did not shy away from sharing this bit of information to the other five-

-Current thoughts?-
___

(...Yeah, Sprig doesn't seem happy at all...)

-If anything, the very next scene shows him sitting in his temporary dorm, despondent and stressed out-
___

-Rhombulus outright kicks the shield at him at high force, basically causing a still giant block of crystal to go flying straight at him-

Ruby: I really should play that game again...
---
Weiss: "Not in the slightest..."
---
D.D.: "You think those rocks can stop me?!"

-he trying to get rid of it in one single punch-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: I really should play that game again...
---
Weiss: "Not in the slightest..."
---
D.D.: "You think those rocks can stop me?!"

-he trying to get rid of it in one single punch-

-And maybe invite some of their friends to play it as well?-
___

(Sprig has tons of skills that he's good at, but that doesn't mean he's going to be good at everything this college is teaching right away...)

-Meanwhile, Anne and Polly seem to be watching a movie about college in the Fwagon-
___

-Does he really have enough power to destroy a whole slab of crystal instantly?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-And maybe invite some of their friends to play it as well?-
___

(Sprig has tons of skills that he's good at, but that doesn't mean he's going to be good at everything this college is teaching right away...)

-Meanwhile, Anne and Polly seem to be watching a movie about college in the Fwagon-
___

-Does he really have enough power to destroy a whole slab of crystal instantly?-

-HECK YEAH-
---
Weiss: "Not to mention he might not need school to do well in life..."
---
-what little is canonically known of him is that his lightning-imbued fists can break through anything... given how strong Ingrid is, I might be scaling it so that he gets to be the muscles by making that canon statement literal-

-so yes :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-HECK YEAH-
---
Weiss: "Not to mention he might not need school to do well in life..."
---
-what little is canonically known of him is that his lightning-imbued fists can break through anything... given how strong Ingrid is, I might be scaling it so that he gets to be the muscles by making that canon statement literal-

-so yes :V-

-Some of them will be grumpy if they lose, but everyone would likely have fun overall getting to play it-
___

(Didn't Sprig already tell Hop Pop that himself back in season 1?)

-The movie Anne and Polly are watching shows a scene of a professor who sounds similar to Hop Pop (also voiced by Bill Farmer) pointing and yelling at one of the students, shouting "Rodney McDonald, for the last time, get that cow out of the lecture hall!" The student, who's standing right behind a cow, just arrogantly shouts "Eat my shorts, prof!" before slapping it, causing it to charge at the professor, who screams in terror as the screen cuts to show Anne and Polly's reactions to it. Polly, annoyed and thinking they're missing out on chaos, complains "Sprig gets to do all that?! Jelly!" while a more disappointed Anne remarks "Yeah. They're probably having crazy cool parties and slapping farm animals right now. Just over that wall..." The fact that it's just over one wall, however, seems to give both Polly and Anne an idea-
___

-At this point, Rhombulus is just annoyed more than anything, so he charges at Daisuke with a shoulder bash ala Wario or Peppino, landing it 1 second after the crystal slab is destroyed-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Some of them will be grumpy if they lose, but everyone would likely have fun overall getting to play it-
___

(Didn't Sprig already tell Hop Pop that himself back in season 1?)

-The movie Anne and Polly are watching shows a scene of a professor who sounds similar to Hop Pop (also voiced by Bill Farmer) pointing and yelling at one of the students, shouting "Rodney McDonald, for the last time, get that cow out of the lecture hall!" The student, who's standing right behind a cow, just arrogantly shouts "Eat my shorts, prof!" before slapping it, causing it to charge at the professor, who screams in terror as the screen cuts to show Anne and Polly's reactions to it. Polly, annoyed and thinking they're missing out on chaos, complains "Sprig gets to do all that?! Jelly!" while a more disappointed Anne remarks "Yeah. They're probably having crazy cool parties and slapping farm animals right now. Just over that wall..." The fact that it's just over one wall, however, seems to give both Polly and Anne an idea-
___

-At this point, Rhombulus is just annoyed more than anything, so he charges at Daisuke with a shoulder bash ala Wario or Peppino, landing it 1 second after the crystal slab is destroyed-

-HECK YEAH-
---
Weiss: "Oh no..."
---
-while he was doing another punch-

Ingrid: "Seems Rhombulus's strategies are rather simple..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-HECK YEAH-
---
Weiss: "Oh no..."
---
-while he was doing another punch-

Ingrid: "Seems Rhombulus's strategies are rather simple..."

-But for now, turn-based JRPG-
___

-Now having devious, scheming expressions, Polly asks Anne "Hey, Anne, how good at climbing are you?" while looking at the college wall. Realizing what Polly's scheme is, she confidently replies "Ohhhhhh. I'm picking up what you're putting down." before both gradually build up and launch into utterly evil laughter-

-Said evil laughter is interrupted by an annoyed Hop Pop opening the roof door of the Fwagon up to shout "WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN?! I'M TRYIN' TO CRY UP HERE!", prompting both to stop and quickly apologize with a "Sorry, Hop Pop!". After Hop Pop closes the roof door again, they both resume laughing evily, but much more quietly-
___

-Only for the other snake arm to bite one of his legs-

Hekapoo: "And Daisuke's aren't beyond charging up power?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-But for now, turn-based JRPG-
___

-Now having devious, scheming expressions, Polly asks Anne "Hey, Anne, how good at climbing are you?" while looking at the college wall. Realizing what Polly's scheme is, she confidently replies "Ohhhhhh. I'm picking up what you're putting down." before both gradually build up and launch into utterly evil laughter-

-Said evil laughter is interrupted by an annoyed Hop Pop opening the roof door of the Fwagon up to shout "WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN?! I'M TRYIN' TO CRY UP HERE!", prompting both to stop and quickly apologize with a "Sorry, Hop Pop!". After Hop Pop closes the roof door again, they both resume laughing evily, but much more quietly-
___

-Only for the other snake arm to bite one of his legs-

Hekapoo: "And Daisuke's aren't beyond charging up power?"

-Ruby showing how familiar she is with tactics by making all sorts of good plays-
---
Weiss: "I don't like this..."
---
Ingrid: "They really aren't, which would normally be a big flaw. However, he can break Rhombulus's crystals. This matchup is not as easy as you think."

D.D.: "OW!" -tries kicking the snake-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Dark Pit: "Alright, let's just move on. That minigame was too favored to the one."
---
Alear: "I probably should too.. the water is so nice and warm~"
---
Celica: "I don't think she likes people being overbearing."
---
Byleth: Awwwwwwww...

Minervamon: "Hopefully next one is fairer" -it won't-
---
Medb: "I know you'd be welcome to, darling~"
Zelestia: "Aaaah, I understand that~"
---
Jeanne: "...Overbearing?"
Tart: "Us?"
---
-Aw indeed-
-The others are of course, more than ready to assist her and find it cute-

Oh yeah! Those ones are Psychic-types, too, right?
___

Susie: "Whoa, for real?"

Ralsei: "W-Well, at least that definitely means they aren't a threat anymore..."
___

-Even more so since she's got so many innocent civilians she's worried about...as well as her husband, their daughter, and her sister in-law...-
___

-Becoming a Trainer of the rescued Pokemon?-
___

(Jack, I believe Lancer said he isn't familiar with such a character...)

Fate: "Correct, their IQ can reach up to 5000"
Nanoha: "...That's a big number"
---
Kazumi: "Indeed! Well, um, at least we hope"
---
-So to add another big threat to that...-
---
-Perhaps of one that could suit her...-
---
Jack: "Oh, then misheard, sorry..."

McGucket: "Eh? I-I think that was one of the names I heard people mention..."

Pacifica: "Can we just go find those twin dorks already/"

Melody: "Heya, welcome to the Mystery Shack!"
Soos: "Melody, we might have an emergency on our hands. Actually, the whole town might..."
Melody: "...Okay, I'm listening." -Has clearly been through this kind of thing before-

Marco: "I'll keep a sharp eye out for it!"
Star: "I'll fend the rest of them off!"
___

Papyrus and I have researched some interdimensional monster species as well, and apparently the Gohma species also has some relation to creatures known as Tektites and Magtails...
___

-Sparky is laughing while trying not to get too distracted to be suddenly K.O'd by anyone else-
___

A goal that involves the extinction of life. Not just humans. Not just in this world. All life. Everywhere. Not one trace of any living creature shall remain to be tracked down.

Link: "Yep, those are the girls we're looking for."

Kanna: "Good idea. Let's go do that!"
---
Yunobo: "How many of those are there?!"

Zelda: "...Maybe we should stop trying to freak out the people by mentionning species that have been extinct for eons..."
---
Ingrid: -very smug at that- "Such a strong fighter. He's fortunate to not be in my way for real."
---
Epimenides: Which means he will kill all of you girls eventually... -did not shy away from sharing this bit of information to the other five-

Kazumi: -Nodded. "Then we're on the right place, I'll tell you about what they are..."

Suzune: "I'll remain in this school for a bit"
Abigail: "...You won't alone though!"
Iroha: "Ah, to see if they're still here"

Oriko: "Alright... My name is Oriko Mikuni, and I am a magical girl" -she explains just as she did to Wendy-

-As they do that, they start to see some people in the Rumor's labyrinth, familiar faces that were drawn in by the owls causing them bad luck-
---
Irisviel: "Oh well, maybe for next time"
---
Spadamon: "How da- I still have one stock, I will recover!"
Ophanimon: Getting a little reckless there~
---
Corbeau: "The what?!"
Alina: "Splendido, isn't it~?"
Kanna: "Thing is, it seems we don't count... After all, we're pretty muchstones piloting our once alive bodies"
Sasa: "...Yeah, we're pretty much zombies..."
Minou: It's why I have yet to say anything against him... Yet -that was at Epimenides-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Minervamon: "Hopefully next one is fairer" -it won't-
---
Medb: "I know you'd be welcome to, darling~"
Zelestia: "Aaaah, I understand that~"
---
Jeanne: "...Overbearing?"
Tart: "Us?"
---
-Aw indeed-
-The others are of course, more than ready to assist her and find it cute-

Dark Pit: "It's Mario Party. Things are rarely fair."
---
Alear: "Oh, let's make it a new habit then. And after it, I would personally drag you down to the kitchen so you don't skip a meal."
---
Celica: "What was your plan on getting along with her, if I may ask?"

-constantly hang out with her until she gets used to it?-
---
Byleth: "How long do you plan on staying here, Homura?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fate: "Correct, their IQ can reach up to 5000"
Nanoha: "...That's a big number"
---
Kazumi: "Indeed! Well, um, at least we hope"
---
-So to add another big threat to that...-
---
-Perhaps of one that could suit her...-
---
Jack: "Oh, then misheard, sorry..."

Vulpix: "(They must ultra smart!)"

Squirtle: "(A number that high definitely sounds important...)"

Pichu: "(What's an IQ?)"
___

Peridot: "What happened to them all, anyway? Did they just run out of resources and die out naturally?"
___

-It's very worrying to Cadance...-
___

-But which one? There's so many different species here with their own needs and so many individual ones with their own varying and often contrasting personalities...-
___

I'm also sorry! I have never heard of a business spam guy who shoots big bullets or lasers...

(He's been defeated, at least...)

(We think, anyway...)

-Ruby showing how familiar she is with tactics by making all sorts of good plays-
---
Weiss: "I don't like this..."
---
Ingrid: "They really aren't, which would normally be a big flaw. However, he can break Rhombulus's crystals. This matchup is not as easy as you think."

D.D.: "OW!" -tries kicking the snake-

Susie: "Whoa! You're a total pro at this!"
___

(Neither do I, but Hop Pop's line was pretty funny.)

-With that, the show cuts back to showing a disappointed Sprig sulking in his dorm-
___

Hekapoo: "He's lucky Rhombulus agreed to not just freeze him in crystal from the start..."

-It works, but the distraction proved enough for Rhombulus to punch Daisuke in the face again-

Link: "Yep, those are the girls we're looking for."

Kanna: "Good idea. Let's go do that!"
---
Yunobo: "How many of those are there?!"

Zelda: "...Maybe we should stop trying to freak out the people by mentionning species that have been extinct for eons..."
---
Ingrid: -very smug at that- "Such a strong fighter. He's fortunate to not be in my way for real."
---
Epimenides: Which means he will kill all of you girls eventually... -did not shy away from sharing this bit of information to the other five-

Kazumi: -Nodded. "Then we're on the right place, I'll tell you about what they are..."

Suzune: "I'll remain in this school for a bit"
Abigail: "...You won't alone though!"
Iroha: "Ah, to see if they're still here"

Oriko: "Alright... My name is Oriko Mikuni, and I am a magical girl" -she explains just as she did to Wendy-

-As they do that, they start to see some people in the Rumor's labyrinth, familiar faces that were drawn in by the owls causing them bad luck-
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Irisviel: "Oh well, maybe for next time"
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Spadamon: "How da- I still have one stock, I will recover!"
Ophanimon: Getting a little reckless there~
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Corbeau: "The what?!"
Alina: "Splendido, isn't it~?"
Kanna: "Thing is, it seems we don't count... After all, we're pretty muchstones piloting our once alive bodies"
Sasa: "...Yeah, we're pretty much zombies..."
Minou: It's why I have yet to say anything against him... Yet -that was at Epimenides-

-McGucket looks very worried, but is listening-

Pacifica: "You four better be telling the truth about this..."

Melody: "...Wait, like in an anime?"
Dipper: "Yes, like in an anime."
Mabel: "The point is, she's here to help and several of your "friends" are using brainwashing magic to trick you guys!"

Star: "What the? These drawings look like some of the people we saw earlier!"
Marco: "I bet Minou and some of the other drew these..."
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Oh, I-I'm so sorry! I-I was just curious what this specific M-Marbled Gohma was b-because I had never heard of any species or variant of G-Gohma existing in this era of Hyrule b-before...

-Whispered to Zelda only- Still preferable to accidentally angering Kiyohime, which why I believe Alphys changed the subject in the first place...

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-He won't recover?- :V
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-And to Kanna and Sasa's point, they're actually correct. The Lich, for once, actually isn't planning on betraying or killing any of them so long as they count as being undead. In other timelines, The Lich has spared beings who were either undead, or lacked both Souls and any traces of organic components, such as true robots-

-Had he been planning on betraying these five, it would be far more obvious. But he doesn't see a need to eliminate lifeforms that technically aren't "alive" in the traditional sense-