The Stoopid Unikorn
Spiciest of Guacamoles
Kanna: "I'll be last; I already rode it before."Bunyan: "Okay, but who first?"
Mary: "Me! Me!"
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Tiki: "And he's not a bad man, if you ask me. But he seems to be very stubborn"
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Merlin: "What can I say? I like enjoying life"
Mary: "ThenI'll do it~!"
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-Pretty much that. So for now she goes off!-
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Byleth: "Just like his wife."
Kamui: "I'm not stubborn..."
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-HOW CUTE-
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-indeed-
-i guess she's binging--Either way works imo-
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-Anne heads to the town's front entrance, and sees a cloaked figure, one about her height, wearing a black hood and bronze armor staring at the river from the bridge-
-The figure slowly turns her head, before noticing Anne. Surprised, she removes her hood to show a familiar human face as she says "Anne?!"-
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Weiss: "Sasha?!"
Jetfire: "We could call him now to come down, but we don't want this Alliance to find out about us"
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-He only repeated his previous tactic-
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Hayate: "They're so exaggerated I can't take them seriously"
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-They start to feel an earthquake-
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Atalanta: "I agree with her..."
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Monika: ".............Yeah..."
Mash: "Why you didn't come in then?"
Monika: "....I don't know! I feel so conflicted..."
Azura: "Or maybe we should be the ones to visit him?"Agreed, perhaps we should try and meet up elsewhere. or at least further away from the tower...
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-Just as Shez repeats her own tactic?-
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Specter: "...I'd ask if your parents knew, but again, you've probably seen worse."
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I think that's our cue to leave!
Claptrap: "Okay, good to know this living parent planet is probably now formerly living! But if I may inquire, how the hell do we escape this active deathtrap?!"
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(Has he truly stopped bothering Chaldea for good?)
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Peridot: "It..must have been difficult to see that entire backstory..."
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-nah, she grabs his hoodie to keep him in place-
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Kanna: "My Mama says that as long as it doesn't make me cry, then it's alright."
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Phosphora: "....Jenny, any ideas?"
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-has he?-
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We got popcorn, girl!