Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: ...Well...Steven has taught me that talking about my problems always helps...

Harley: "And I'm a licensed psychiatrist, so I'm a good person to talk about your problems with."

-casually leaving out that her insanity caused her license to be revoked :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "And I'm a licensed psychiatrist, so I'm a good person to talk about your problems with."

-casually leaving out that her insanity caused her license to be revoked :V-

"Anyway, that's how I lost my psychiatrist license."

:V

Peridot: ..."Sighed" I barely know how to comprehend what's been happening. We haven't had a drill like this since Isis was alive..

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Anyway, that's how I lost my psychiatrist license."

:V

Peridot: ..."Sighed" I barely know how to comprehend what's been happening. We haven't had a drill like this since Isis was alive..

Harley: "Isn't she still alive?" -mixing her with Ingrid :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "Isn't she still alive?" -mixing her with Ingrid :V-

"Who technically isn't currently alive either... :V"

Peridot: No, no, you're thinking of Ingrid. I meant the person who tried to destroy the universe a few years ago.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Who technically isn't currently alive either... :V"

Peridot: No, no, you're thinking of Ingrid. I meant the person who tried to destroy the universe a few years ago.

Harleen: "That was already years? Damn, time flies fast..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harleen: "That was already years? Damn, time flies fast..."

Peridot: I know, right?! But now tons of lives are at risk because of some stuck-up super intelligent reptile, and Altera might be turned into a weapon against her will! She fought so hard to avoid becoming someone else's weapon due to her Velber heritage, and now that might be happening anyway! My friend is in serious danger of being killed or attacking people she cares about against her will! I don't know how to process that!

On top of that, her best friend died in the middle of this ongoing threat...Her name was Fi. She and Altera two were practically sisters. But now, she's gone, and Altera barely had any time to grieve before all this happened to her...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: I know, right?! But now tons of lives are at risk because of some stuck-up super intelligent reptile, and Altera might be turned into a weapon against her will! She fought so hard to avoid becoming someone else's weapon due to her Velber heritage, and now that might be happening anyway! My friend is in serious danger of being killed or attacking people she cares about against her will! I don't know how to process that!

On top of that, her best friend died in the middle of this ongoing threat...Her name was Fi. She and Altera two were practically sisters. But now, she's gone, and Altera barely had any time to grieve before all this happened to her...

-and now, another one of Altera's close friends has met a fate identical to what Peri fears might happen to Altera; with Kamui being insane and all-

Harley: "That's all terrible..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-and now, another one of Altera's close friends has met a fate identical to what Peri fears might happen to Altera; with Kamui being insane and all-

Harley: "That's all terrible..."

Peridot: "Sighed" At least she doesn't know about Kamui yet...

"Harley has any ideas on advice?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: "Sighed" At least she doesn't know about Kamui yet...

"Harley has any ideas on advice?"

Harley: "But panicking about it won't help you, girl."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "But panicking about it won't help you, girl."

Peridot: Panicking is something I always do! But you're right, it has a...very low success rate of actually helping me...

___

Shall Yang's arm receive it's upgrade?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: Panicking is something I always do! But you're right, it has a...very low success rate of actually helping me...

___

Shall Yang's arm receive it's upgrade?

Harley: "Then how about you chill out a bit?"
---
-why not the bike too? :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "Then how about you chill out a bit?"
---
-why not the bike too? :V-

Peridot: I can't "chill out" when there's an attack!

"...The attack stopped a while ago."

___

"If it's already a hoverbike by the time Star was almost rescued, then I don't see why not :V"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: I can't "chill out" when there's an attack!

"...The attack stopped a while ago."

___

"If it's already a hoverbike by the time Star was almost rescued, then I don't see why not :V"

Harleen: "...They left..."
---
-nice-

Yang: -looking for Jenny's mom-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harleen: "...They left..."
---
-nice-

Yang: -looking for Jenny's mom-

Peridot: ...Oh. That changes things...
___

"She finds her making repairs on a line of Hades units."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: ...Oh. That changes things...
___

"She finds her making repairs on a line of Hades units."

Harley:
---
Yang: "Sup?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Because it's adorable."
___

"They tell Jack about what they were told."
___

"His findings?"

"I'm fairly certain you did...And that adds up."
___

"Planning..."

-And she's an overbearing mom-
---
Jack: "You were even bigger ninjas?"
---
-That they shall do another attempt in soon-

-In that case certainly-
---
-Buzzsaw reports again-

Buzzsaw: "The leaders appear to be planning on going out, but the mutant will remain to watch over"

"Peri will instead start shipping the recruits together eventually :V"

"...Assuming enough of them survive."

___

Star: ...I don't know what the heck that was, but I do not wanna do it again.

"Buff Frog shielded Ereshkigal and Arthur from the arrow rain, but that left him, Yang, Ishtar, Marco and Merasmus inflicted for sure..."
___

Penny: That doesn't sound nice!

But we won't meed.to send you there as long as the team we've already sent to contain her is doing okay.
___

We.will require our strongest soldiers for this.mission, after.all.

-LMAO-
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Ruby: "Just be grateful that I saved you from those arrows."

Yang: -did manage to use her arm to block some arrows, but not all of them; her arm's not that big after all :V-
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Azura: "And how can you know they're doing okay?"
---
Dr. Coyle: "Now, when shall we start?"

-To be fair, her concern is understandable-
---
-Kama looked at it unfold the sides-

Kama: "Aaaaand some missed, yaaaaay..."
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Hayate: "That's a fair question"
---
Drakkon: "Immediately"

Kanna: "Thank you so much, sensei!" -hugging tightly-

-She paused for a moment, but then hugged back-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And she's an overbearing mom-
---
Jack: "You were even bigger ninjas?"
---
-That they shall do another attempt in soon-

-In that case certainly-
---
-Buzzsaw reports again-

Buzzsaw: "The leaders appear to be planning on going out, but the mutant will remain to watch over"

(That curry was incredible!)
___

(Sure sounds like it!)
___

"And expand their army..."

"I really look forward to it "
___

That means less of their commanders in the base...

Harley:
---
Yang: "Sup?"

Peridot: Okay, okay, I'm going to try to calm down now...
___

Nora: Ah, Young Ms. Xiao Long! What brings you here?

-LMAO-
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Ruby: "Just be grateful that I saved you from those arrows."

Yang: -did manage to use her arm to block some arrows, but not all of them; her arm's not that big after all :V-
---
Azura: "And how can you know they're doing okay?"
---
Dr. Coyle: "Now, when shall we start?"

-To be fair, her concern is understandable-
---
-Kama looked at it unfold the sides-

Kama: "Aaaaand some missed, yaaaaay..."
---
Hayate: "That's a fair question"
---
Drakkon: "Immediately"

"It's war, after all...aside from the jokes at Tanya's expense, this anime seems quite serious."
___

Star: What about your sister?

"Jenny was immediately concerned about Yang and turned to see if Rin survived it or not, too."

What is this feeling?! Merasmus feels the need to SERVE as the minion for once...out of LOVE!
___

Penny: What is their current status, Dr. Alphys?

L-Let me check.

"Does so. How are they doing?"
___

I concur, Lord Drakkon.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-She paused for a moment, but then hugged back-

-she can feel how strong Kanna is?-

Peridot: Okay, okay, I'm going to try to calm down now...
___

Nora: Ah, Young Ms. Xiao Long! What brings you here?

Harley: "Nice."
---
Yang: "I could use a helping hand for something."

-To be fair, her concern is understandable-
---
-Kama looked at it unfold the sides-

Kama: "Aaaaand some missed, yaaaaay..."
---
Hayate: "That's a fair question"
---
Drakkon: "Immediately"

"It's war, after all...aside from the jokes at Tanya's expense, this anime seems quite serious."
___

Star: What about your sister?

"Jenny was immediately concerned about Yang and turned to see if Rin survived it or not, too."

What is this feeling?! Merasmus feels the need to SERVE as the minion for once...out of LOVE!
___

Penny: What is their current status, Dr. Alphys?

L-Let me check.

"Does so. How are they doing?"
___

I concur, Lord Drakkon.

-extremely serious-
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Yang: -struggling- "N-No... I can't... but I... no..."
---
-Kamui broke free and was having a fist fight with Byleth-
---
Dr. Coyle: "Let's get to it then!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "Nice."
---
Yang: "I could use a helping hand for something."

"Peri is calming down..."
___

Nora: And what might that be?

"Doesn't get the kind of humor these youngsters like :V"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Peri is calming down..."
___

Nora: And what might that be?

"Doesn't get the kind of humor these youngsters like :V"

-and then what does she say to jester?-
---
-LOL-

Yang: "I feel like my arm could use a couple of upgrade... and maybe my ride too."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-and then what does she say to jester?-
---
-LOL-

Yang: "I feel like my arm could use a couple of upgrade... and maybe my ride too."

Peridot: I'm...sure Altera will recover from this.
___

Nora: Well, you've come.to the right place! I would be happy to assist.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: I'm...sure Altera will recover from this.
___

Nora: Well, you've come.to the right place! I would be happy to assist.

Harley: "What makes you think so?"
---
Yang: "Sweet! Because I got some ideas."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "What makes you think so?"
---
Yang: "Sweet! Because I got some ideas."

Peridot: ...Newfound confidence?

___

Nora: I'll need to make some schematics.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: ...Newfound confidence?

___

Nora: I'll need to make some schematics.

Harley: "Glad to see you optimistic then."
---
Yang: "I have a list right here." -takes it out-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "Glad to see you optimistic then."
---
Yang: "I have a list right here." -takes it out-

Peridot: I'm certainly trying. Thanks to you, of course.
___

Nora: "Readjusting her glasses" Hmm. An extended length for your cybernetic arm and the ability to retract it, and a hover feature for your bike...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: I'm certainly trying. Thanks to you, of course.
___

Nora: "Readjusting her glasses" Hmm. An extended length for your cybernetic arm and the ability to retract it, and a hover feature for your bike...

Harley: "Me?"
---
Yang: "I also saw on a video game that someone could detach their arm and make it function as a hoverboard, but I can live with not having that."

-referencing Nero's arm in Devil May Cry 5-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "Me?"
---
Yang: "I also saw on a video game that someone could detach their arm and make it function as a hoverboard, but I can live with not having that."

-referencing Nero's arm in Devil May Cry 5-

Peridot: I've had very few people to talk to after Altera...was hospitalized.
___

Nora: Ha! Child's play. But if you'd prefer I focus only on your listed upgrades instead, then so be it.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: I've had very few people to talk to after Altera...was hospitalized.
___

Nora: Ha! Child's play. But if you'd prefer I focus only on your listed upgrades instead, then so be it.

Harley: "And I'm waiting for my own Servant to wake up from her hospital stay..."
---
Yang: "If you come up with something cool, you can go ahead and do it. Looking at Jenny and how well she performs makes me confident in you."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "And I'm waiting for my own Servant to wake up from her hospital stay..."
---
Yang: "If you come up with something cool, you can go ahead and do it. Looking at Jenny and how well she performs makes me confident in you."

Peridot: What happened to her?
___

Nora: Well, your confidence is well placed! I'll just need your arm for a while.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: What happened to her?
___

Nora: Well, your confidence is well placed! I'll just need your arm for a while.

Harley: "Dunno. Just woke up, saw her asleep and no one told me why."
---
Yang: "Here, I lend you my hand." -casually detaches it, internally snickering at her joke-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "Dunno. Just woke up, saw her asleep and no one told me why."
---
Yang: "Here, I lend you my hand." -casually detaches it, internally snickering at her joke-

Peridot: That sounds bad...Buuut I'm sure she'llbe alright!
___

Nora: Excellent! This may take a while, I may a genius, but this level of work still takes time!

"Skipping to when she's halfway done with the arm. "

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: That sounds bad...Buuut I'm sure she'llbe alright!
___

Nora: Excellent! This may take a while, I may a genius, but this level of work still takes time!

"Skipping to when she's halfway done with the arm. "

Harley: "In the meantime, try to do something to cheer you up."
---
LMAO

Yang: -showed up during a testing period?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "In the meantime, try to do something to cheer you up."
---
LMAO

Yang: -showed up during a testing period?-

Peridot: ...TV usually cheers me up.
___

"Just in time to see the arm extend several yards and punch out a dummy."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: ...TV usually cheers me up.
___

"Just in time to see the arm extend several yards and punch out a dummy."

Harley: "Ooooh~ How 'bout some Looney Tunes~?"
---
-as a grappling hook to save on space :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "Ooooh~ How 'bout some Looney Tunes~?"
---
-as a grappling hook to save on space :V-

Peridot: What are those? "Only knows Disney toons"
___

"Correct :V"

"She actually sees Nora testing out a grapple function of the arm after the punch test, too. It extends high up up, and the hand automatically uolatches onto a ledge."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: What are those? "Only knows Disney toons"
___

"Correct :V"

"She actually sees Nora testing out a grapple function of the arm after the punch test, too. It extends high up up, and the hand automatically uolatches onto a ledge."

Harley: "YOU DON'T KNOW?!"
---
Yang: "Cooooooool..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Harley: "YOU DON'T KNOW?!"
---
Yang: "Cooooooool..."

Peridot: ...No?

___

Nora: Impressive, isn't it? With this new and improved cybernetic arm, you'll be able to perform many feats you couldn't before!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: ...No?

___

Nora: Impressive, isn't it? With this new and improved cybernetic arm, you'll be able to perform many feats you couldn't before!

-she grabs her arm-

Harley: "Let's go then!"
---
Yang: "Is it done already?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-she grabs her arm-

Harley: "Let's go then!"
---
Yang: "Is it done already?"

Peridot: Okay, new TV show!
___

Nors: It's at 50% completion.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Peridot: Okay, new TV show!
___

Nors: It's at 50% completion.

-TOTALLY-
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Yang: "Make it 33% because I got a badass idea."