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[Deleted member]

http://www.vgchartz.com/article/253...ame-after-success-of-the-kim-kardashian-game/

Oh Boy.

I have no comment on this thing. No, just no.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm really feeling it.

Shulk has 359 other things he can say in battles, but most people will sadly only know one.

 

[wizardto1]

Okay so it's decided. I will getting the 2013 poster set.
Does anyone want to play with me on the Wiiu version?

 

[Bedoop]

>MFW I get a Blue Shell in the Top 4 and I'm able to strategically use it since everyone up ahead hits the brakes to try and not get hit

How ironic since I'm Luigi at this time.

Guess who won

 

[mario123007]

Wow.

Go see a Doctor.

Nope, no need, I just need to play Smash

 

[Bedoop]

Shulk has 359 other things he can say in battles, but most people will sadly only know one.

I know another one.
"YAAS!!!"
~Monado Boy

Infinite Sandwich

 

[Blargg888]

So apparently I've missed A LOT today...
What's been going on here?

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Shadow the Hedgehog + Me!Me!Me! = Ow the Edge. But it's obvious that a music video that show the harsh reality of hikikomori culture with blatantly sexual shocking imagery is more "edgy" than the likes Shadow the Edgehog.

 

[Deleted member]

I know another one.
"YAAS!!!"
~Monado Boy

Infinite Sandwich

IT NEVER ENDS!

 

[Deleted member]

Shadow the Hedgehog + Me!Me!Me! = Ow the Edge. But it's obvious that a music video that show the harsh reality of hikikomori culture with blatantly sexual shocking imagery is more "edgy" than the likes Shadow the Edgehog.

Ingredients:
1. Shadow
2. Dark Matter's face put four times
3. Female gender
4. DeviantArt
5. Game Over Yeah!

 

[Bedoop]

3. Female gender
4. DeviantArt

>Does not have giant breasts
FALSE

I know the internet

 

[Aurane]

So with Link being a playable racer in Mario Kart, I was thinking to myself, "Well gee, I wonder if there's any fan art out there for Baby Link" because, you know, it'll happen. Mario Kart standards.

The best I could find was this.

Son, I am... Semi-Disappoint.

 

[Soul.]

Shadow the Hedgehog + Me!Me!Me! = Ow the Edge. But it's obvious that a music video that show the harsh reality of hikikomori culture with blatantly sexual shocking imagery is more "edgy" than the likes Shadow the Edgehog.

The edge is real

 

[Deleted member]

So with Link being a playable racer in Mario Kart, I was thinking to myself, "Well gee, I wonder if there's any fan art out there for Baby Link" because, you know, it'll happen. Mario Kart standards.

The best I could find was this.

Son, I am... Semi-Disappoint.

So will we get Baby Villager too?

 

[This Guy!]

Well I just got out from the tourney. I did better than I expected.

Wii U Singles: 4/2
Wii U Doubles: 2/2
Project M Singles: 2/2
Project M Doubles: 0/2 (lol)

 

[Bedoop]

you know, it'll happen. Mario Kart standards.

>No Bowser Jr. so far
FALSE

I know my Miyamoto

 

[Aurane]

So will we get Baby Villager too?

Aye. Mario Kart Standards.

...I want to see both confirmed. Just for the sake to know that they exist. And

 

[mario123007]

>No Bowser Jr. so far
FALSE

I know my Miyamoto

"Sigh" sorry....but I don't really like Bowser Jr. in Smash.............he's just feel not right to be in Smash TO ME.

 

[Deleted member]

>Does not have giant breasts
FALSE

I know the internet

Did you ever go to the deep web, then?

Well I just got out from the tourney. I did better than I expected.

Wii U Singles: 4/2
Wii U Doubles: 2/2
Project M Singles: 2/2
Project M Doubles: 0/2 (lol)

Nice. Lady Luck must've helped you.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So with Link being a playable racer in Mario Kart, I was thinking to myself, "Well gee, I wonder if there's any fan art out there for Baby Link" because, you know, it'll happen. Mario Kart standards.

The best I could find was this.

Son, I am... Semi-Disappoint.

what is it with people Raging a hate boner for the baby characters?

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

>Does not have giant breasts
FALSE

I know the internet

Maybe because female hedgehogs in Sonic's universe have small/no breasts to begin with? But hey, logic says that bats can have the biggest ones in their universe. Even Eggman approved of them in Sonic X (Not joking, he actually joked about her bosom in one episode) given how "feminist" he is.

 

[Aurane]

>No Bowser Jr. so far
FALSE

I know my Miyamoto

> Bowser Jr. isn't a human
OVERRULED!

You're dumb now.

 

[Bedoop]

"Sigh" sorry....but I don't really like Bowser Jr. in Smash.............he's just feel not right to be in Smash TO ME.

I understand your opinion, and I respect it, since we all have our own likes and dislikes.

Spoiler

> Bowser Jr. isn't a human
OVERRULED!

You're dumb now.

>Bowser Jr. is technically a Baby Bowser
OBJECTION!

You're dumber

 

[This Guy!]

Nice. Lady Luck must've helped you.

In a way, yes, but another part was that a good number of people had that 'pattern' to them. Made it a little easier.

I actually was on the stream for Wii U Doubles and Singles. Once they post them next week, I can post them here for you guys to see, if that's okay.

 

[Opossum]

I'm gonna rant about something irrelevant to everything going on.

The first video game I ever remember owning and playing with fond memories was the original Crash Bandicoot on the PS1. The game was great, Crash was likable, and all as good. I only ended up trying 2 and 3 at a friend's house though. Then when I got a PS2 I played the hell out of Wrath of Cortex.

Afterwards the serious met with considerable decline. Sure, the Crash Nitro Kart game was okay, and Twinsanity was meh, but then I just kinda fell outta the series a bit.

I heard about abysmal games and terrible redesigns happening between 2007-2010, but I never had the heart to really look at them. Today I finally did.

And boy was it a mistake.

Crash of the Titans basically ruined Crash. Literally none of the characters look like themselves, except Cortex. His is the only design that looks decent. The gameplay was mediocre at best from what I can tell, but that's not what pissed me off...it's the atrocious character designs, their butchering of the characters, and the cringeworthy writing. Now to list everything wrong with it.

-Crash was made into a blithering, brain-dead moron. He was always an idiot, but this is a new level of idiocy. As in, high levels of audible brain damage, basically. And why is he talking. Why does he have tattoos. Why does he wear a studded belt.
-Coco is supposed to be smart, but here she's basically reduced to an annoying valley-girl with terrible comebacks and an immature streak.
-Why in the everloving **** does Aku Aku look like Jay Leno. He's literally a piece of wood with feathers. How did you mess that up.
-What the actual **** happened to Doctor N Gin. I get it. He's supposed to be the evil genius's deformed assistant. But for God's sakes he acts like a ****ing love-struck sadomasochist with Stokholm Syndrome...quite frankly it's disturbing.
-Why is Crunch Mr. T?


- And above all...WHO APPROVED OF THE WRITING? It's borderline insulting, and so cringeworthy that words can't describe. In the cutscenes alone there are four sex jokes and a goddamn abortion joke. And two of the sex jokes/references are incestuous in nature. That's not Crash, man.


Like this makes Sonic Boom look like the ****ing Uncharted franchise. Hell, Boom's REDESIGNS are more faithful to the cast.

Like, now I'm just mad. I don't even want to dignify its existence by letting it see this page, but I'll link to the cringeworthy cutscenes and terrible redesigns.


Someone needs to get Crash back to Naughty Dog, even if they won't do anything with him. Crash with Activision is a crime against humanity.

[/rant]

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

>Bowser Jr. is technically a Baby Bowser
OBJECTION!

You're dumber

Pretty sure they had said Bowser Jr is Bowsers son. Baby bowser is just named Baby bowser.
Remember Bowser JR. has the mark on his bandana where Baby Bowser does not

 

[Aurane]

>Bowser Jr. is technically a Baby Bowser
OBJECTION!

You're dumber

He's not a human. So him being a baby or not is irrelevant.

Dumb Ridley Head Dumb Dumb Doodle Headshot 360 Laserbutts

 

[This Guy!]

I'm gonna rant about something irrelevant to everything going on.

The first video game I ever remember owning and playing with fond memories was the original Crash Bandicoot on the PS1. The game was great, Crash was likable, and all as good. I only ended up trying 2 and 3 at a friend's house though. Then when I got a PS2 I played the hell out of Wrath of Cortex.

Afterwards the serious met with considerable decline. Sure, the Crash Nitro Kart game was okay, and Twinsanity was meh, but then I just kinda fell outta the series a bit.

I heard about abysmal games and terrible redesigns happening between 2007-2010, but I never had the heart to really look at them. Today I finally did.

And boy was it a mistake.

Crash of the Titans basically ruined Crash. Literally none of the characters look like themselves, except Cortex. His is the only design that looks decent. The gameplay was mediocre at best from what I can tell, but that's not what pissed me off...it's the atrocious character designs, their butchering of the characters, and the cringeworthy writing. Now to list everything wrong with it.

-Crash was made into a blithering, brain-dead moron. He was always an idiot, but this is a new level of idiocy. As in, high levels of audible brain damage, basically. And why is he talking. Why does he have tattoos. Why does he wear a studded belt.
-Coco is supposed to be smart, but here she's basically reduced to an annoying valley-girl with terrible comebacks and an immature streak.
-Why in the everloving **** does Aku Aku look like Jay Leno. He's literally a piece of wood with feathers. How did you mess that up.
-What the actual **** happened to Doctor N Gin. I get it. He's supposed to be the evil genius's deformed assistant. But for God's sakes he acts like a ****ing love-struck sadomasochist with Stokholm Syndrome...quite frankly it's disturbing.
-Why is Crunch Mr. T?


- And above all...WHO APPROVED OF THE WRITING? It's borderline insulting, and so cringeworthy that words can't describe. In the cutscenes alone there are four sex jokes and a goddamn abortion joke. And two of the sex jokes/references are incestuous in nature. That's not Crash, man.


Like this makes Sonic Boom look like the ****ing Uncharted franchise. Hell, Boom's REDESIGNS are more faithful to the cast.

Like, now I'm just mad. I don't even want to dignify its existence by letting it see this page, but I'll link to the cringeworthy cutscenes and terrible redesigns.


Someone needs to get Crash back to Naughty Dog, even if they won't do anything with him. Crash with Activision is a crime against humanity.

[/rant]

Man, you make me feel old. Lol

The first game I remember playing and enjoying is Super Mario Bros. Yes, I was very young, like 2.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

four sex jokes and a goddamn abortion joke. And two of the sex jokes/references are incestuous in nature. That's not Crash, man.

WHAT? SHOW ME THIS ****

 

[Deleted member]

Maybe because female hedgehogs in Sonic's universe have small/no breasts to begin with? But hey, logic says that bats can have the biggest ones in their universe. Even Eggman approved of them in Sonic X (Not joking, he actually joked about her bosom in one episode) given how "feminist" he is.

Really? I haven't seen Sonic X in a long while.. but knowing 4Kids (now 4Licensing) they must've removed that scene.

>Bowser Jr. is technically a Baby Bowser
OBJECTION!

You're dumber

Y u double post.

 

[Rysir]

Ya know what needs to be talked about?

Spoiler

 

[Aurane]

Y u double post.

hes tring 2 fite me.

 

[Opossum]

Man, you make me feel old. Lol

The first game I remember playing and enjoying is Super Mario Bros. Yes, I was very young, like 2.

I kinda went in a weird order haha. I was born in '96, which was when IIRC the first Crash game came out, and played the game when I was about three-ish with my dad. Good times, really.

Then my consoles went in a weird order.

WHAT? SHOW ME THIS ****

It's in the cutscene video I linked. And IIRC three of the four were from Cortex, which is...disturbing, all things considered. And the abortion line came from his niece. It just felt so...out of place in a Crash game.

Basically

- *Crash pulls a wrench thing out of his pocket, it's vaguely phallic in appearance* "How long has that been in your pants?"
- *sees Crash and Coco embracing after she's rescued. "Ugh, get a room, you two!" They're siblings.
- After his niece almost kills everyone, himself included, not only does he call her a skank (which is jarring in and of itself), but he says she's still gonna get a "good spanking" afterwards. Discipline is one thing, but considering he's like, an old man, and his niece is an older teenager, it had a really disturbing undertone.
- And then there was something about a robot that was ripe with innuendo.

And the abortion thing was basically, while in a robot, Cortex's niece said, "Get out of my robot! It's my body, and MY right to choose!"

 

[mario123007]

I understand your opinion, and I respect it, since we all have our own likes and dislikes.

Spoiler

Nice comment! And I'm actually a Mr.G&W main too! (And you just Double Posted..)
Yeah.............Luigi's death stare.......

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I'm gonna rant about something irrelevant to everything going on.

The first video game I ever remember owning and playing with fond memories was the original Crash Bandicoot on the PS1. The game was great, Crash was likable, and all as good. I only ended up trying 2 and 3 at a friend's house though. Then when I got a PS2 I played the hell out of Wrath of Cortex.

Afterwards the serious met with considerable decline. Sure, the Crash Nitro Kart game was okay, and Twinsanity was meh, but then I just kinda fell outta the series a bit.

I heard about abysmal games and terrible redesigns happening between 2007-2010, but I never had the heart to really look at them. Today I finally did.

And boy was it a mistake.

Crash of the Titans basically ruined Crash. Literally none of the characters look like themselves, except Cortex. His is the only design that looks decent. The gameplay was mediocre at best from what I can tell, but that's not what pissed me off...it's the atrocious character designs, their butchering of the characters, and the cringeworthy writing. Now to list everything wrong with it.

-Crash was made into a blithering, brain-dead moron. He was always an idiot, but this is a new level of idiocy. As in, high levels of audible brain damage, basically. And why is he talking. Why does he have tattoos. Why does he wear a studded belt.
-Coco is supposed to be smart, but here she's basically reduced to an annoying valley-girl with terrible comebacks and an immature streak.
-Why in the everloving **** does Aku Aku look like Jay Leno. He's literally a piece of wood with feathers. How did you mess that up.
-What the actual **** happened to Doctor N Gin. I get it. He's supposed to be the evil genius's deformed assistant. But for God's sakes he acts like a ****ing love-struck sadomasochist with Stokholm Syndrome...quite frankly it's disturbing.
-Why is Crunch Mr. T?


- And above all...WHO APPROVED OF THE WRITING? It's borderline insulting, and so cringeworthy that words can't describe. In the cutscenes alone there are four sex jokes and a goddamn abortion joke. And two of the sex jokes/references are incestuous in nature. That's not Crash, man.


Like this makes Sonic Boom look like the ****ing Uncharted franchise. Hell, Boom's REDESIGNS are more faithful to the cast.

Like, now I'm just mad. I don't even want to dignify its existence by letting it see this page, but I'll link to the cringeworthy cutscenes and terrible redesigns.


Someone needs to get Crash back to Naughty Dog, even if they won't do anything with him. Crash with Activision is a crime against humanity.

[/rant]

Too bad Naughty Dog said that they'll never bring him nor Jak back since going real is the way bio go for "muh edgy gaming audience". I do feel your pain in terms of what happened with Crash since he's practically from one of the best games on the first PlayStation and my entire family grew up with him. I guess he's in that "special kingdom" with the rest of the dead characters like Banjo Kazooie and Bomber Man, crying himself even though he's nothing more that a soul in an un-reachable void.

Seriously, Activision can burn in hell for all I care and it's because they are one of those companies that crush dreams of old school gamers and started the whole shooter trend. Call of Duty can fade into obscurity when the franchise keep spawning terrible games like Ghosts and Modern Warefare 3.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm gonna rant about something irrelevant to everything going on.

The first video game I ever remember owning and playing with fond memories was the original Crash Bandicoot on the PS1. The game was great, Crash was likable, and all as good. I only ended up trying 2 and 3 at a friend's house though. Then when I got a PS2 I played the hell out of Wrath of Cortex.

Afterwards the serious met with considerable decline. Sure, the Crash Nitro Kart game was okay, and Twinsanity was meh, but then I just kinda fell outta the series a bit.

I heard about abysmal games and terrible redesigns happening between 2007-2010, but I never had the heart to really look at them. Today I finally did.

And boy was it a mistake.

Crash of the Titans basically ruined Crash. Literally none of the characters look like themselves, except Cortex. His is the only design that looks decent. The gameplay was mediocre at best from what I can tell, but that's not what pissed me off...it's the atrocious character designs, their butchering of the characters, and the cringeworthy writing. Now to list everything wrong with it.

-Crash was made into a blithering, brain-dead moron. He was always an idiot, but this is a new level of idiocy. As in, high levels of audible brain damage, basically. And why is he talking. Why does he have tattoos. Why does he wear a studded belt.
-Coco is supposed to be smart, but here she's basically reduced to an annoying valley-girl with terrible comebacks and an immature streak.
-Why in the everloving **** does Aku Aku look like Jay Leno. He's literally a piece of wood with feathers. How did you mess that up.
-What the actual **** happened to Doctor N Gin. I get it. He's supposed to be the evil genius's deformed assistant. But for God's sakes he acts like a ****ing love-struck sadomasochist with Stokholm Syndrome...quite frankly it's disturbing.
-Why is Crunch Mr. T?


- And above all...WHO APPROVED OF THE WRITING? It's borderline insulting, and so cringeworthy that words can't describe. In the cutscenes alone there are four sex jokes and a goddamn abortion joke. And two of the sex jokes/references are incestuous in nature. That's not Crash, man.


Like this makes Sonic Boom look like the ****ing Uncharted franchise. Hell, Boom's REDESIGNS are more faithful to the cast.

Like, now I'm just mad. I don't even want to dignify its existence by letting it see this page, but I'll link to the cringeworthy cutscenes and terrible redesigns.


Someone needs to get Crash back to Naughty Dog, even if they won't do anything with him. Crash with Activision is a crime against humanity.

[/rant]

Lol. Even if that happens, Activision will do nothing, and keep on making meh CoD and Skylanders games, plus publishing licensed games people barely play. Same case is with Spyro.

 

[JamesDNaux]

Someone needs to get Crash back to Naughty Dog, even if they won't do anything with him. Crash with Activision is a crime against humanity.

[/rant]

That wouldn't do anything, he'd stay just as dead. He'll just end up sitting in ND's back closet with Jak. They can't make anything but "muh realistic" edgy, adult shooters, apparently they can't even remember what platforming is.

 

[Opossum]

Too bad Naughty Dog said that they'll never bring him nor Jak back since going real is the way bio go for "muh edgy gaming audience". I do feel you pain in terms of what happened with Crash since he's practically from one of the best games on the first PlayStation and my entire family grew up with him. I guess he's in that "special kingdom" with the rest of the dead characters like Banjo Kazooie and Bomber Man, crying himself even though he's nothing more that a soul in an un-reachable void.

Seriously, Activision can burn in hell for all I care and it's because they are one of those companies that crush dreams of old school gamers and started the whole shooter trend. Call of Duty can fade into obscurity when the franchise keep spawning terrible games like Ghosts and Modern Warefare 3.

Yeah, and honestly, I'd rather ND at least just have him, even if they do nothing with him, than to let his legacy be forever defined by Activision.


And to ND's credit, Uncharted is a nice series. And The Last of Us was quite nice.

 

[Substitution]

Eh, it couldn't be any worse than that time where they tried to make Bomberman dark and edgy.

 

[Deleted member]

Eh, it couldn't be any worse than that time where they tried to make Bomberman dark and edgy.

It's like he's a reject Cyborg Ninja character from Mortal Kombat.