Social Social Thread 4.1™-Rockets, Spiders, Drums, Arms, Wings, Lightning, Marsupials and OP form a circle

[Depressed Gengar]

And only you would say that.

Come on, man. Can't you imagine the edge?! Who wouldn't want to see that?!

 

[R0Y]

It's most likely for it to be on January since Nintendo Directs are every two months.

Not always, and sometimes more often, but as a general rule, sure.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

So how's working in a retail store working out Alex?

This is one of the biggest burns I had seen from you, Soul Blazer.

I'd also like to remind @ Substitution that most of Alex's 3D appearances had always invoked the Uncanny Valley in some shape or form. If you don't believe me, take a look at his Super Stars Tennis/All Stars Transformed designs and tell me that he looks more like a deformed monstrocity than a cute boy.

 

[R0Y]

Omg What is this wind that Im getting

So it was you that farted?

 

[Deleted member]

So, what are you guys expecting in the next Direct? For me it's:

-New 3DS EU/NA reveal and release
-Xenoblade and Majora's Mask 3D release dates
-Super Mario Sunshine HD
-More Splatoon info and a launch month
-Release date in Japan for Xenoblade Chronicles X, and confirmation of 2015 elsewhere
-Brief tease of Zelda U
-Mewtwo, tournaments, and Miiverse stage in Smash tease
-Eternal Darkness HD, remake, or sequel, by Retro
-Bravely Second announcement for the west/being published by Square Enix themselves this time.

All of this is win. Make it happen, Nintendo.

 

[Blargg888]

NO CHUCKLING ALLOWED?!?!?!

That ain't fair. I nearly kill myself laughing every day.

You might wanna get your pipes checked for laughing gas dude.

 

[Etc_Guy]

No...really, then the quote of everything I said without bolding or removing everything was lazy and made no sense. A lot of people hate on DK64 for no reason and a lot of people don't know why K. Rool is named K. Rool. Double facepalm, so to the ignore list you go, good riddance.

I didn't know why he was name K. Rool until I got on Smashboards. And it's not taken lightly.....

the more you know.

 

[PLATINUM7]

I wasn't focusing on leveling up. Is there an easy way to farm levels in KH2FM? I think I beat Seph at 68 though.

I did the Agrabah mushroom. Final Form+Using Potions=3 Seconds

I found the fastest way to level up was to equip Experience Boost, the Gull Wing Keyblade and disable Donald's Cure. Go to the Castle That Never Was, have some Berserkers knock your health to below half and run through the castle killing everything.

But how did using potions kill the Agrabah mushroom? that's the first time I've ever heard of anyone doing that

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So it was you that farted?

No dude it wasn't me, that must of been you

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Who here remembers Josh the AndroidOrgeGlitchHog?

Spoiler: Y' know

• Hedgehog
• 3 guns
• Android
• Sonic's Lost Brother
• recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
• Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
• Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
• So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
• Best friends with Amy Rose
• Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
• Scar on the eye.
• As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
• His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
• Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
• Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
• his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
• He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
• The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
• His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
• You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
• After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
• Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
• Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
• He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
• a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
• He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robotMOTHER****IN' T. REX!
  With blue flames!
• He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
• The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
• But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
• He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
• And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
• Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
• He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
• He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
• He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
• He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
• He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
• Can crash Smashboards at will.
• On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
• Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
• On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
  Only on a Red Moon, tho.
• He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
• He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
• Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
• He's as fluent in every language.
• Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
• Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.
• He is...the most interesting man in the world.
• He also can multiply himself, the first time he used this ability was to bang Disney girl. He has also revived Aerith, Kratos's family, Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Batman parents and all Krypton. He also has replicas of the Master Sword, Falchion, Ragnell, Monado, Galaxia, the Four Sword and the Great Sacred Treasure.
• Has exploding Ninja Stars and he can see into the future with the banado.
• Tails is his adopted brother. Who loved him so much because of how kool he was.
  He is also the president of the earth. Who was re-elected 999999999.9 1/2 times during his run.
• He has a flute that summons six dragons, each with six heads and six tails, and each dragon is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
• He has a harp that that summons GIANT spiders
• His tail is also a Potato Peeler, Garage Door Opener and a second , ifyaknowwhatImean
• He is the greatest artist that ever existed. Even Michelangelo said he looked up to him as a hero. He also invented Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and Pong.
• Josh is the reincarnation of an alternate universe Sonic. This means he's the Prince of the Moon and can use the Silver Crystal to summon an EVA that he can command with a Psychic Link.
• Josh has an alternate evil form: Hsoj. Who is evil but still good. He's leveled towns, destroyed civilizations, and invented TVTropes (the scariest of them all). He can only return back by looking at hot ladies.
• He has a mech suit that is his kitchen sink.
• Mere mention of him causes a website or server to crash.
• He has a skill that causes the Internet to crash when he's on the losing side of an argument. Because he never loses. Ever.
• Josh(only as a female)'s Butt can turn into a Train with a giant snow-plow at the front.
• Amaterasu and the TMNT are his pets. And of course, he's a Keyblade Wielder.
• He is protected by the spirit of Joan of Arc and can summon an endless army of French soldiers from the dead.
• Josh invented every meme ever. And every time he makes a joke the world laughs at how funny he is.
• Better yet, Josh!Female's butt shoots trains.
• Female Josh has indestructium claws on her hands, feet, head, tail, and teeth.
• Josh's Nose is a Rocket Launcher and a third ifyouknowwhatimean
• He also was a teacher at Class 3-A of Mahora Middle School for Girls. There, his 31 students fell in love with him and he made them his personal harem and army, giving each girl an OP Pactio card (Which by the way, where created when he banged them all at the same time). He also obtained the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.
• Josh's torso can turn into a Helicopter Propeller allowing him to fly through the air.
• Josh's left eye has blue fire
• He hates Linkin Park, evil, music that's not punk rock, homework, evil, chores, evildoers, people who like the Star Wars prequels, and Narutofan123
• His Geass has the ability to make people experience the same Nostalgia Critic gif over and over.
• Not just that, it has the ability to summon the Nostalgia Critic himself. Who berates the opponent.
• His personal bodyguards are an Angewomon and a LadyDevimon; he also is good friends with Palutena, Viridi, Din, Nayru, Farore, Arceus, Corderia, Doshin the Giant, Naga and every other Nintendo deity. He also has a long lost cousin, which results to be Spider-Girl.
• Josh is in a secret alliance with the Jedis (and know the Force), has a working TARDIS in his garage,and has Alicorn Terminator Megazord Alligator with lazer eyes and buzz-saw teeth named "Fluffy" that terminates other alicorns.
• "ITS NOT OGRE YET" is his catchphrase. Incorrect grammar makes him edgier.
• He can do Falcon Punches and can turn invisible.
• Also, he has been Heavy Weapons Guy's best friend since childhood and is capable of making sentient talking sandviches that give you super strength.
• He has a sword that is made out of other swords. His sword blade is just a bunch of swords lined up pointing upwards, and his sword hilt is made of 3 smaller swords.
• He has a golden arse and not be able to decide whether he's a doctor or a ninja. He always steals the pudding horde and has a habit of rhyming everything he says. Oh, and his true form has an attack which is inexplicable.
• He is able to shoot spinning lightsabers out of his hands.
• Josh is also the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and because he is against television (due to a nightmare he suffered after watching Full House as a kid once) he uses the Available Security Guard Job as a ploy to lure people in for the animatronics to entertain themselves with by killing them. He loves the animatronics like a family and eats pizza every night with them, always putting some onions on top of them for his own extra flavor.
• He also has a pepperoni addiction of some kind.

 

[Ffamran]

I...wasn't aware you could do that without taking it apart.

You can through "System Settings". Choose "Other Settings", then go to the 3rd page, and choose "Circle Pad". You can also recalibrate the "Touch Screen", (check) 3D through the "3D Screen Check", etc. The only thing I don't know is if it'll fix a drastic change like the Circle Pad always being in the up position, but it probably fixes inconsistencies like pushing down-right, but it registers as down.

 

[Bedoop]

I didn't know why he was name K. Rool until I got on Smashboards. And it's not taken lightly.....

the more you know.

I still don't know what the K stands for.
I'm gonna assume it's Knuckles.

 

[Deleted member]

I come from watching Big Hero 6 (FINALLY), here's what I think:

Hiro is fine, Baymax is FREAKING ADORABLE, Fred though a bit of an archetype still gave me many laughs, Wasabi was one of my favs with being the straight man, Gogo and Honey are officially part of my waifu list now,

Spoiler

Tadashi's death was sniffy, Callaghan being the villain is a plot twist I saw from nearly his introduction, Baymax sacrifice is one of the best in any Disney movie that made me cry like my li'l sis, Stan Lee's cameo was epic as always

Overall, not best Disney movie, but still very good and worth to watch.

@Space Stranger would be proud of this post.

 

[Digital Hazard]

So, what are you guys expecting in the next Direct? For me it's:

-New 3DS EU/NA reveal and release
-Xenoblade and Majora's Mask 3D release dates
-Super Mario Sunshine HD
-More Splatoon info and a launch month
-Release date in Japan for Xenoblade Chronicles X, and confirmation of 2015 elsewhere
-Brief tease of Zelda U
-Mewtwo, tournaments, and Miiverse stage in Smash tease
-Eternal Darkness HD, remake, or sequel, by Retro
-Bravely Second announcement for the west/being published by Square Enix themselves this time.

Splatoon, Star Fox, Zelda U, any possible new Mario or Pokémon title, any new IP, etc.

 

[Arcanir]

I actually enjoy backtracking quite a bit, just running around in a level is fun to me. Five different characters is just too much for me though, it becomes monotonous at that point. With Banjo, he and Kazooie could do everything on their own functionally as a single unit except for the few split up pads in Tooie, which functioned far better in practice than the character swapping barrels in DK64.

I can understand that, I loved Tooie as well and it's one of my favorite games from that era, so I definitely see why that would be preferable. I just personally felt that having the five different characters was still fun to play around with, though I will concede that they could've cut back a bit on the content in some areas.

 

[Etc_Guy]

I still don't know what the K stands for.
I'm gonna assume it's Knuckles.

Me thinks it's Kremling.

But Knuckles is a good guess.

 

[---]

Who keeps changing the title of the thread? I think this is the third name change it's had today.

It kinda takes the fun out of it if done in rapid succession. especiallysinceistillhavesomefunonesinmind

 

[Substitution]

I'd also like to remind @ Substitution that most of Alex's 3D appearances had always invoked the Uncanny Valley in some shape or form. If you don't believe me, take a look at his Super Stars Tennis/All Stars Transformed designs and tell me that he looks more like a deformed monstrocity than a cute boy.

It can't be any worse than this:

 

[Bedoop]

Who keeps changing the title of the thread? I think this is the third name change it's had today.

It kinda takes the fun out of it if done in rapid succession. especiallysinceistillhavesomefunonesinmind

@ FalKoopa is the owner, so they did it.
#SmashRiver64ForSocialThreadOwner

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So, what are you guys expecting in the next Direct? For me it's:

-New 3DS EU/NA reveal and release
-Xenoblade and Majora's Mask 3D release dates
-Super Mario Sunshine HD
-More Splatoon info and a launch month
-Release date in Japan for Xenoblade Chronicles X, and confirmation of 2015 elsewhere
-Brief tease of Zelda U
-Mewtwo, tournaments, and Miiverse stage in Smash tease
-Eternal Darkness HD, remake, or sequel, by Retro
-Bravely Second announcement for the west/being published by Square Enix themselves this time.

Super Mario Sunshine HD Yes
Brief tease of Zelda U YES
Bravely Second announcement for the west/being published by Square Enix themselves this time. ALL MY ****ING YES

Who keeps changing the title of the thread? I think this is the third name change it's had today.

It kinda takes the fun out of it if done in rapid succession. especiallysinceistillhavesomefunonesinmind

Like UltraMario and his icons?

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

No dude it wasn't me, that must of been you

Who keeps changing the title of the thread? I think this is the third name change it's had today.

It kinda takes the fun out of it if done in rapid succession. especiallysinceistillhavesomefunonesinmind

Knuckles is using the great emwoolds powa in his feet to influence FalKoopa

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

No chuckling?

COME AT ME! IT'S A LAUGH. A REAL LAUGH!

 

[Bedoop]

Meanwhile, with SmashRiver64...

@Luggy and @TheFirstPoppyBro should know who this is.
My new Mii Gunner Mii :D

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Who here remembers Josh the AndroidOrgeGlitchHog?

Spoiler: Y' know

• Hedgehog
• 3 guns
• Android
• Sonic's Lost Brother
• recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
• Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
• Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
• So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
• Best friends with Amy Rose
• Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
• Scar on the eye.
• As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
• His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
• Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
• Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
• his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
• He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
• The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
• His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
• You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
• After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
• Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
• Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
• He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
• a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
• He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robotMOTHER****IN' T. REX!
  With blue flames!
• He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
• The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
• But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
• He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
• And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
• Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
• He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
• He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
• He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
• He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
• He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
• Can crash Smashboards at will.
• On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
• Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
• On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
  Only on a Red Moon, tho.
• He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
• He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
• Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
• He's as fluent in every language.
• Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
• Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.
• He is...the most interesting man in the world.
• He also can multiply himself, the first time he used this ability was to bang Disney girl. He has also revived Aerith, Kratos's family, Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Batman parents and all Krypton. He also has replicas of the Master Sword, Falchion, Ragnell, Monado, Galaxia, the Four Sword and the Great Sacred Treasure.
• Has exploding Ninja Stars and he can see into the future with the banado.
• Tails is his adopted brother. Who loved him so much because of how kool he was.
  He is also the president of the earth. Who was re-elected 999999999.9 1/2 times during his run.
• He has a flute that summons six dragons, each with six heads and six tails, and each dragon is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
• He has a harp that that summons GIANT spiders
• His tail is also a Potato Peeler, Garage Door Opener and a second , ifyaknowwhatImean
• He is the greatest artist that ever existed. Even Michelangelo said he looked up to him as a hero. He also invented Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and Pong.
• Josh is the reincarnation of an alternate universe Sonic. This means he's the Prince of the Moon and can use the Silver Crystal to summon an EVA that he can command with a Psychic Link.
• Josh has an alternate evil form: Hsoj. Who is evil but still good. He's leveled towns, destroyed civilizations, and invented TVTropes (the scariest of them all). He can only return back by looking at hot ladies.
• He has a mech suit that is his kitchen sink.
• Mere mention of him causes a website or server to crash.
• He has a skill that causes the Internet to crash when he's on the losing side of an argument. Because he never loses. Ever.
• Josh(only as a female)'s Butt can turn into a Train with a giant snow-plow at the front.
• Amaterasu and the TMNT are his pets. And of course, he's a Keyblade Wielder.
• He is protected by the spirit of Joan of Arc and can summon an endless army of French soldiers from the dead.
• Josh invented every meme ever. And every time he makes a joke the world laughs at how funny he is.
• Better yet, Josh!Female's butt shoots trains.
• Female Josh has indestructium claws on her hands, feet, head, tail, and teeth.
• Josh's Nose is a Rocket Launcher and a third ifyouknowwhatimean
• He also was a teacher at Class 3-A of Mahora Middle School for Girls. There, his 31 students fell in love with him and he made them his personal harem and army, giving each girl an OP Pactio card (Which by the way, where created when he banged them all at the same time). He also obtained the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.
• Josh's torso can turn into a Helicopter Propeller allowing him to fly through the air.
• Josh's left eye has blue fire
• He hates Linkin Park, evil, music that's not punk rock, homework, evil, chores, evildoers, people who like the Star Wars prequels, and Narutofan123
• His Geass has the ability to make people experience the same Nostalgia Critic gif over and over.
• Not just that, it has the ability to summon the Nostalgia Critic himself. Who berates the opponent.
• His personal bodyguards are an Angewomon and a LadyDevimon; he also is good friends with Palutena, Viridi, Din, Nayru, Farore, Arceus, Corderia, Doshin the Giant, Naga and every other Nintendo deity. He also has a long lost cousin, which results to be Spider-Girl.
• Josh is in a secret alliance with the Jedis (and know the Force), has a working TARDIS in his garage,and has Alicorn Terminator Megazord Alligator with lazer eyes and buzz-saw teeth named "Fluffy" that terminates other alicorns.
• "ITS NOT OGRE YET" is his catchphrase. Incorrect grammar makes him edgier.
• He can do Falcon Punches and can turn invisible.
• Also, he has been Heavy Weapons Guy's best friend since childhood and is capable of making sentient talking sandviches that give you super strength.
• He has a sword that is made out of other swords. His sword blade is just a bunch of swords lined up pointing upwards, and his sword hilt is made of 3 smaller swords.
• He has a golden arse and not be able to decide whether he's a doctor or a ninja. He always steals the pudding horde and has a habit of rhyming everything he says. Oh, and his true form has an attack which is inexplicable.
• He is able to shoot spinning lightsabers out of his hands.
• Josh is also the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and because he is against television (due to a nightmare he suffered after watching Full House as a kid once) he uses the Available Security Guard Job as a ploy to lure people in for the animatronics to entertain themselves with by killing them. He loves the animatronics like a family and eats pizza every night with them, always putting some onions on top of them for his own extra flavor.
• He also has a pepperoni addiction of some kind.

Quoting because I need attention

 

[Ffamran]

Omg What is this wind that Im getting

The Hot Wind Blowing... Almost one of the Winds of Destruction! ... One of the Rules of Nature and The Only Thing I Know for Real! Let's get dangerous.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Meanwhile, with SmashRiver64...

@Luggy and @TheFirstPoppyBro should know who this is.
My new Mii Gunner Mii :D

Lemme guess, someone from Nichijou.

 

[IsmaR]

Who keeps changing the title of the thread? I think this is the third name change it's had today.

It kinda takes the fun out of it if done in rapid succession. especiallysinceistillhavesomefunonesinmind

Scanners indicate a culprit of marsupial origins.

 

[---]

#SmashRiver64ForSocialThreadOwner

You already had your turn with 4.6

Knuckles is using the great emwoolds powa in his feet to influence FalKoopa

Now if only Knuckles could read.

 

[Bedoop]

Lemme guess, someone from Nichijou.

Yes.
Your reward for guessing it right;

 

[Digital Hazard]

Who here remembers Josh the AndroidOrgeGlitchHog?

Spoiler: Y' know

• Hedgehog
• 3 guns
• Android
• Sonic's Lost Brother
• recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
• Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
• Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
• So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
• Best friends with Amy Rose
• Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
• Scar on the eye.
• As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
• His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
• Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
• Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
• his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
• He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
• The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
• His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
• You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
• After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
• Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
• Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
• He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
• a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
• He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robotMOTHER****IN' T. REX!
  With blue flames!
• He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
• The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
• But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
• He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
• And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
• Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
• He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
• He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
• He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
• He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
• He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
• Can crash Smashboards at will.
• On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
• Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
• On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
  Only on a Red Moon, tho.
• He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
• He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
• Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
• He's as fluent in every language.
• Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
• Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.
• He is...the most interesting man in the world.
• He also can multiply himself, the first time he used this ability was to bang Disney girl. He has also revived Aerith, Kratos's family, Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Batman parents and all Krypton. He also has replicas of the Master Sword, Falchion, Ragnell, Monado, Galaxia, the Four Sword and the Great Sacred Treasure.
• Has exploding Ninja Stars and he can see into the future with the banado.
• Tails is his adopted brother. Who loved him so much because of how kool he was.
  He is also the president of the earth. Who was re-elected 999999999.9 1/2 times during his run.
• He has a flute that summons six dragons, each with six heads and six tails, and each dragon is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
• He has a harp that that summons GIANT spiders
• His tail is also a Potato Peeler, Garage Door Opener and a second , ifyaknowwhatImean
• He is the greatest artist that ever existed. Even Michelangelo said he looked up to him as a hero. He also invented Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and Pong.
• Josh is the reincarnation of an alternate universe Sonic. This means he's the Prince of the Moon and can use the Silver Crystal to summon an EVA that he can command with a Psychic Link.
• Josh has an alternate evil form: Hsoj. Who is evil but still good. He's leveled towns, destroyed civilizations, and invented TVTropes (the scariest of them all). He can only return back by looking at hot ladies.
• He has a mech suit that is his kitchen sink.
• Mere mention of him causes a website or server to crash.
• He has a skill that causes the Internet to crash when he's on the losing side of an argument. Because he never loses. Ever.
• Josh(only as a female)'s Butt can turn into a Train with a giant snow-plow at the front.
• Amaterasu and the TMNT are his pets. And of course, he's a Keyblade Wielder.
• He is protected by the spirit of Joan of Arc and can summon an endless army of French soldiers from the dead.
• Josh invented every meme ever. And every time he makes a joke the world laughs at how funny he is.
• Better yet, Josh!Female's butt shoots trains.
• Female Josh has indestructium claws on her hands, feet, head, tail, and teeth.
• Josh's Nose is a Rocket Launcher and a third ifyouknowwhatimean
• He also was a teacher at Class 3-A of Mahora Middle School for Girls. There, his 31 students fell in love with him and he made them his personal harem and army, giving each girl an OP Pactio card (Which by the way, where created when he banged them all at the same time). He also obtained the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.
• Josh's torso can turn into a Helicopter Propeller allowing him to fly through the air.
• Josh's left eye has blue fire
• He hates Linkin Park, evil, music that's not punk rock, homework, evil, chores, evildoers, people who like the Star Wars prequels, and Narutofan123
• His Geass has the ability to make people experience the same Nostalgia Critic gif over and over.
• Not just that, it has the ability to summon the Nostalgia Critic himself. Who berates the opponent.
• His personal bodyguards are an Angewomon and a LadyDevimon; he also is good friends with Palutena, Viridi, Din, Nayru, Farore, Arceus, Corderia, Doshin the Giant, Naga and every other Nintendo deity. He also has a long lost cousin, which results to be Spider-Girl.
• Josh is in a secret alliance with the Jedis (and know the Force), has a working TARDIS in his garage,and has Alicorn Terminator Megazord Alligator with lazer eyes and buzz-saw teeth named "Fluffy" that terminates other alicorns.
• "ITS NOT OGRE YET" is his catchphrase. Incorrect grammar makes him edgier.
• He can do Falcon Punches and can turn invisible.
• Also, he has been Heavy Weapons Guy's best friend since childhood and is capable of making sentient talking sandviches that give you super strength.
• He has a sword that is made out of other swords. His sword blade is just a bunch of swords lined up pointing upwards, and his sword hilt is made of 3 smaller swords.
• He has a golden arse and not be able to decide whether he's a doctor or a ninja. He always steals the pudding horde and has a habit of rhyming everything he says. Oh, and his true form has an attack which is inexplicable.
• He is able to shoot spinning lightsabers out of his hands.
• Josh is also the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and because he is against television (due to a nightmare he suffered after watching Full House as a kid once) he uses the Available Security Guard Job as a ploy to lure people in for the animatronics to entertain themselves with by killing them. He loves the animatronics like a family and eats pizza every night with them, always putting some onions on top of them for his own extra flavor.
• He also has a pepperoni addiction of some kind.

Wasn't @exaggeratedhonesty supossed to draw him?

 

[Bedoop]

You already had your turn with 4.6

Well I'm SORRY that you locked it before it could be used.
I demand a refund, Doctah Wahwee.

 

[Soul.]

Not always, and sometimes more often, but as a general rule, sure.

Ah, I must be thinking about something else then.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Wasn't @exaggeratedhonesty supossed to draw him?

He quit but I think a certain someone agreed to do it

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

You already had your turn with 4.6



Now if only Knuckles could read.

GG REKT @Knuckles the Knuckles

 

[This Guy!]

The Hot Wind Blowing... Almost one of the Winds of Destruction! ... One of the Rules of Nature and The Only Thing I Know for Real! Let's get dangerous.

You know, as goofy as Revengence was, it did have a badass soundtrack.

 

[Ffamran]

Who keeps changing the title of the thread? I think this is the third name change it's had today.

It kinda takes the fun out of it if done in rapid succession. especiallysinceistillhavesomefunonesinmind

Someone's being an UltraMario with thread titles... Oh wait, there's already someone like that with the Zelda Social Thread.

 

[FlareHabanero]

This is one of the biggest burns I had seen from you, Soul Blazer.

Bonus points for being from an actual SEGA game.

 

[JamesDNaux]

I can understand that, I loved Tooie as well and it's one of my favorite games from that era, so I definitely see why that would be preferable. I just personally felt that having the five different characters was still fun to play around with, though I will concede that they could've cut back a bit on the content in some areas.

I think the five character thing could have been great if done differently, instead of giving them their own set of collectibles, have a single unified set and just make some easier to get with certain characters, and some that can only be reached with certain characters. The characters should be more distinct as well, though they do have their own unique characteristics, they don't really function much different outside of specialized, location dependent abilities. I mean, as much as I like Chunky, did we really need a "stronger" DK when DK himself could have well and been the strong guy? He feels like Kiddy, in that respect.

 

[Depressed Gengar]

Who here remembers Josh the AndroidOrgeGlitchHog?

Spoiler: Y' know

• Hedgehog
• 3 guns
• Android
• Sonic's Lost Brother
• recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
• Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
• Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
• So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
• Best friends with Amy Rose
• Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
• Scar on the eye.
• As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
• His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
• Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
• Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
• his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
• He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
• The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
• His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
• You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
• After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
• Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
• Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
• He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
• a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
• He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robotMOTHER****IN' T. REX!
  With blue flames!
• He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
• The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
• But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
• He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
• And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
• Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
• He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
• He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
• He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
• He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
• He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
• Can crash Smashboards at will.
• On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
• Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
• On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
  Only on a Red Moon, tho.
• He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
• He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
• Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
• He's as fluent in every language.
• Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
• Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.
• He is...the most interesting man in the world.
• He also can multiply himself, the first time he used this ability was to bang Disney girl. He has also revived Aerith, Kratos's family, Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Batman parents and all Krypton. He also has replicas of the Master Sword, Falchion, Ragnell, Monado, Galaxia, the Four Sword and the Great Sacred Treasure.
• Has exploding Ninja Stars and he can see into the future with the banado.
• Tails is his adopted brother. Who loved him so much because of how kool he was.
  He is also the president of the earth. Who was re-elected 999999999.9 1/2 times during his run.
• He has a flute that summons six dragons, each with six heads and six tails, and each dragon is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
• He has a harp that that summons GIANT spiders
• His tail is also a Potato Peeler, Garage Door Opener and a second , ifyaknowwhatImean
• He is the greatest artist that ever existed. Even Michelangelo said he looked up to him as a hero. He also invented Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and Pong.
• Josh is the reincarnation of an alternate universe Sonic. This means he's the Prince of the Moon and can use the Silver Crystal to summon an EVA that he can command with a Psychic Link.
• Josh has an alternate evil form: Hsoj. Who is evil but still good. He's leveled towns, destroyed civilizations, and invented TVTropes (the scariest of them all). He can only return back by looking at hot ladies.
• He has a mech suit that is his kitchen sink.
• Mere mention of him causes a website or server to crash.
• He has a skill that causes the Internet to crash when he's on the losing side of an argument. Because he never loses. Ever.
• Josh(only as a female)'s Butt can turn into a Train with a giant snow-plow at the front.
• Amaterasu and the TMNT are his pets. And of course, he's a Keyblade Wielder.
• He is protected by the spirit of Joan of Arc and can summon an endless army of French soldiers from the dead.
• Josh invented every meme ever. And every time he makes a joke the world laughs at how funny he is.
• Better yet, Josh!Female's butt shoots trains.
• Female Josh has indestructium claws on her hands, feet, head, tail, and teeth.
• Josh's Nose is a Rocket Launcher and a third ifyouknowwhatimean
• He also was a teacher at Class 3-A of Mahora Middle School for Girls. There, his 31 students fell in love with him and he made them his personal harem and army, giving each girl an OP Pactio card (Which by the way, where created when he banged them all at the same time). He also obtained the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.
• Josh's torso can turn into a Helicopter Propeller allowing him to fly through the air.
• Josh's left eye has blue fire
• He hates Linkin Park, evil, music that's not punk rock, homework, evil, chores, evildoers, people who like the Star Wars prequels, and Narutofan123
• His Geass has the ability to make people experience the same Nostalgia Critic gif over and over.
• Not just that, it has the ability to summon the Nostalgia Critic himself. Who berates the opponent.
• His personal bodyguards are an Angewomon and a LadyDevimon; he also is good friends with Palutena, Viridi, Din, Nayru, Farore, Arceus, Corderia, Doshin the Giant, Naga and every other Nintendo deity. He also has a long lost cousin, which results to be Spider-Girl.
• Josh is in a secret alliance with the Jedis (and know the Force), has a working TARDIS in his garage,and has Alicorn Terminator Megazord Alligator with lazer eyes and buzz-saw teeth named "Fluffy" that terminates other alicorns.
• "ITS NOT OGRE YET" is his catchphrase. Incorrect grammar makes him edgier.
• He can do Falcon Punches and can turn invisible.
• Also, he has been Heavy Weapons Guy's best friend since childhood and is capable of making sentient talking sandviches that give you super strength.
• He has a sword that is made out of other swords. His sword blade is just a bunch of swords lined up pointing upwards, and his sword hilt is made of 3 smaller swords.
• He has a golden arse and not be able to decide whether he's a doctor or a ninja. He always steals the pudding horde and has a habit of rhyming everything he says. Oh, and his true form has an attack which is inexplicable.
• He is able to shoot spinning lightsabers out of his hands.
• Josh is also the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and because he is against television (due to a nightmare he suffered after watching Full House as a kid once) he uses the Available Security Guard Job as a ploy to lure people in for the animatronics to entertain themselves with by killing them. He loves the animatronics like a family and eats pizza every night with them, always putting some onions on top of them for his own extra flavor.
• He also has a pepperoni addiction of some kind.

Him VS Sarah from "Mishonh from God". Who would win?

Spoiler: The Answer

Me.

 

[Bedoop]

Him VS Sarah from "Mishonh from God". Who would win?

Spoiler: The Answer

Dr. Mario.