So, it's me, Nintendoking.

[NintendoKing]

My controller is dead. I'm broke as **** (really really really broke) and I'm about to cry that I can't melee anymore without a nasty BYSEC (borrow someone else's controller)... (yeah, I'd cry for that.)

So find it in yourselves, all of you, to remember the good times I've shared with you all, how generous I've been, and how much I've contributed to making your smash experience awesome/amazing; and buy me a new controller.

Now I know you're all thinking, "But NK, surely this is a joke thread!" IT'S NOT!! I assure you I fail at life in this desperate time.

So yeah, that's my plea to all of you. Someone, maybe multiple people's? Combine and help your beloved Nintendoking out. There's a Melee disc calling my name from within the innards of my Cube... and as of now, I can not answer back

 

[Miharu]

I have a controller for you; I'll give it to you next time we meet.

No joke.

 

[Lovage 805]

There's a Melee disc calling my name from within the innards of my Cube... and as of now, I can not answer back

this gave me a funny feeling in my stomach...it was like that of.....bidoof.

 

[BattleChrist]

Are you coming to Idaho next weekend???

 

[NintendoKing]

I already told you I'm not gonna let you suck my **** when I come up there BattleChrist. Sheesh.

 

[ConnorTheKid]

lmao. good ol' NintendoKing

 

[BattleChrist]

So you are coming then

 

[NintendoKing]

On your face.

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Oh shit.

That's *****.

 

[pockyD]

he just gave you a ride to his bus

 

[BattleChrist]

Lol how original

 

[JTB]

On your face.

oh god

i love you nintendoking

 

[Lovage 805]

the purple bus just came to a full stop. and guess who walked out in a suit

 

[NintendoKing]

Ganon? wooooooper.

 

[The Great Leon]

this thread is too good

 

[Lovage 805]

Ganon? wooooooper.

and hes taking a dump

WHUUUUUOOOOARRGHGHHH

 

[NintendoKing]

Oh fo shoogina.

 

[SuperRad]

Nintendoking top poster of all time

 

[NeighborhoodP]

Hahaha I just reported some spam post of his to piss him off.

 

[Drecker]

NK, you are so ****ing poor it's not even funny. Just kidding, it's hilarious.

I'm coming back up there soon, let's get wasted and pick up women.

 

[xeleion]

Dude, I got this thread in my RSS feed and I was seriously going to post that I'd send you a GC controller on me because I have too many. But now, I don't even know what to think. This thread made me laugh though.

 

[choknater]

Sup Segaqueen

 

[NintendoKing]

Oooo so much love :D

No seriously give me one of your controllerse LOL.

 

[sidefx]

hi josh

 

[NintendoKing]

Hey boback.

 

[sidefx]

im on aim msg me

 

[Kira-]

I can't describe NintendoKing with anything other than "NintendoKing".

He's his own adjective.