Smashboard Rap

[Ghetto Soldier]

snake be a coming
the grenades that i be bumpin
the forwred smash i be trumpin
the nitika is how i be hunting
ya'll frontin

all other character ant the same
they dont got projectlies mixed up with agrocamping mindgames
snake yeah
has them all contain

 

[Tiut]

And now for something completely different...

Lucario sit in the tree,
Staring down at me.
My heart skips a beat
My face feels of heat
O'r the fetishist is me.

<___________________________________<

(POETRY?!)

 

[NJzFinest]

Wow, I can't believe I used to talk like that in 05...

Anyways, heh, I guess it's good to see the thread is alive again...however, it's because of brawl noobs, ohz noez.

 

[D13]

This is an amazing thread. :D

Thanks for bumping it.

 

[Kensei]

I was playing with falco, not in a dirty way
I spot dodged and Short hop lasered, all day
Nothing, and no one, had me beat.
As I spiked them continously with the tip of my feet.

*Drum beat*

I got kinda bored so I switched to ROB
Smashed them and rolled them like a corn-on a kob
Then I unleashed, gracefully, my Immense laser
They got a big stun like a police gun, tazer

I then turned to diddy's, banana game
The opposition was critical,thought I was lame
Then I realised what I had beeen doing wrong
I wasted my time posting this terrible song.... >___________________________>

 

[Sinistar]

Mods are terrible
This is true
The success rate of most mods
is 1 out of 2

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Mic SMASH! Mic SMASH!

It's King Dedede!
Yo, he got da hammah, doin' the slammah wit' his gramma, the Newgrounds blammah, on da camera wit' his pajamas!
Ah, yeah!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
It's Dedede, wearin' his yellow T, drinkin' Sunny D!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
K to da I to da N to da G to da D to da E to da D to da E to da D to da E!

Toon Link, yo' up next,
Comin' from da Wind Wakah,
It's da boi wit' da sword,
Drivin' in 'iz pirate Ford,
Ships, he couldn't afford,
**** outta luck, his Ford got hackzord, yo!
It's da lunatic in da tunic,
He's da top tier man,
Pwnin' all da pros wit' one hand!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
T to da O to da O to da N to da L to da I to da N to da K!

Respect!

 

[Ghetto Soldier]

GhettoSolider is in the OOO watch him combo
watch his flow watch him do that falcon punch
then falcon stomp that hoe!!!
why dont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play
whydont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play
GhettoSolider is in the OOO watch him combo
watch his flow watch him do that falcon puch
then falcon stomp that hoe!!!
why dont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play
whydont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play
(verse one)
Ghettosoldier in this place
i **** talk about your race
when i start to combo
sweat glans be cumin out ur face
ya’ll just waste ur time
combos you make can never match mine
im super good now watch me sub
subing on these noobs man
when i do that Ghetto grab
I love watching them get mad
I be at that locol turny i be winning evey game
haters get mad cuss i bet them with mindgames!
(choras )
GhettoSolider is in the OOO watch him combo
watch his flow watch him do that falcon puch
then flacon that hoe!!!
why dont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play
whydont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play
GhettoSolider is in the OOO watch him combo
watch his flow watch him do the falcon punch
then falcon stomp that hoe!!!
why dont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play
whydont jew learn how to play
why dont jew learn how to play

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

the above post made me laugh (something very hard to do)

 

[Kensei]

Im afraid of this thread it looks like a monkey
don't know what rhymes with ape acept for ... funky
wait thats not right I got it all wrong
maybe Im just stupid, all long.

Anyways I was smashing today
Was using MK, so people called me gay
At least he isn't broken,kinda like snake
One hit from that uptilt will make you shake

I've never depended on tiers
But my chars always happen to be high
maybe it was because of all the beers
Or the fact that I take my battle to the sky.

ROB keeps gimping people of every weight
When I string together F-airs, it feels great
But when I finish it with a D-air spike
thats the sort'a thing I really like...

I wont say yo, yipee, or yay
cos the guy 3 posts above me did that and it sounds gay
Luigi is green and a bit crazy
If I use a fireball it can make the room hazey

Like DAISY...

Like CRAZY...

Like PEACH! ! =O...

I wonder how it would feel to smash on the beach...

 

[Ghetto Soldier]

the above post made me laugh (something very hard to do)

i had to **** around with that song

 

[Torppe]

EDIT: wow here are many talented rappers keep up the good work ;P

 

[McCloud]

this is snake
this is snake
thi- this- this
is snake
snake
snake

snake


I drop bombs over norfair
c4 here
mortar slide there
forward tilt combo
catch folks unaware
watch my broken range
and my scraggly mange
"Go to sleep"
yeah it's cheap
it's my down throw
tech chase watch your mind blow

thi-thi-thi-this is snake
I'm done here.

 

[Chex-Mex]

Thinkin you're pro
reppin a couple videos
talkin big from your stupid lookin alienware
on youtube, thinking you can match Ken's crazy forward-air
All over these boards tryin to make a name
remember its just a...you know whats coming...game.

 

[comboking]

we should keep this going

 

[Ilucamy]

Oh my god, why has this thread from 05 been revived?
Hmm, lets see how badly I can do...

I like pie................yay.

 

[Talazala]

Yo dawg land your a** on your seat
Cuz Ima rappin' now, someone drop the beat

Yoshi's is your true masters name
Breakin it down and cappin heads is his game
He can jab joo mug off with his flyin' bair
Life will all end if accompanying a dair
He'll own you life with a snap of his tougue
There's no definite place for you to be flung
If he doesn't dig he'll give anothe' tougue smack
Yall be gettin' crapped from his *** crack
He ends with his tougue cover in dirty gel
There's one place for his enemies - that is Hell

So come and get me haters, I'm ready to fight
Ho wait a minute, oh ****, nvm ga night.

(It's getting late so I'm probably gonna going ta bed. With who? well I'll leave that to the amagination, hehe. just jokin' dawg.)

 

[JonaDiaper]

revival of this thread for what? to style on em
stylin on what? on dat brawl joint..

yo son, i aint here to hate, here to speak the truth,
that game brawl is terrible and we got da proof
melee players stand up speak loud and proud
cuz anyone can play brawl even a child
zero skill for dat thing cuz they made it eazy
bet we would have good competition if we gave it to weezy
its just whack dats a fact, whacker then sniffin crack
im not here to attack, takin it like dat? relax
aint no point to a game where the players is lame
and it drives ya to a point where u think your insane
and to keep your sanity, step over to melee
something that makes sum sence and aint real eazy
dont hate me cuz im stylin on em, its what needs to be said
and this is nothin its just somethin i had on top of ma head..

 

[victra♥]

Someone who's really good at rapping needs to combine all of these verses, and make a video.

 

[ranmaru]

Start smashing keep dashing wow what a lashing that shiek what a geek! Lets take a peek Eek! Im so weak downthrow to bair eat the nair take the fair shine to dair such a pair! Oh too pro that I must stare! must keep my hair bring the chair wavedash must smash not mash owww don't bash L cancel, hey! Dance all day! time to pay heres the hay blue ray's jiggs must stay take my pill go down hill pay the bill heres your fill! Ness will swing Jiggs will sing Peach will fling and fox will sting Uuaa's fox so waaah make a noob go cryin maaaa! ;[ Stafu will tell you to get some tofu what? Yo, foo! Whats up, moo? Need to poo listen to the who convert to jew play until two need to talk to sue! like the color blue? what say? BOO! D-Torr's Diddy is a G, *****, watches G4! Thats what I have me for Zoro's Link makes you think stay in sinc keep to pink skate in the rink fix the sink oh p.U you stink! Forgot to jump first what a thirst Owwww a Falcon Punch Burst! Listen to Fred Durst My Samus is the worst Cristine's Peach makes me wanna have some reach to a leech likes long walks on beach loves to teach Al's Shiek he doesn't play all the time and his falcon is so good he randomly kneed me when I thought I was gonna die Vericz's Bowzer is so Good he burns wood and eats you for being rude don't be so crude likes to kick jude what that'ts not an infinite dude lets get some food! Kyon asks you whats there no a nair just kidding don't you dare! come into my lair Marths sword swing is a ding! no wait! Game and watch! Bell ring! DI to survive don't go up too high or you'll die can't punch gah I'll sigh oh what a tie its a draw I fought the law and the law won but thats not a pun, hun give me buns, son keep the hitstun keep you shunned JonPaul's Samus is not a Spamus, I don't like to lose stock I like to use Doc. ;3

By Carlos Matos (some credit to danny)

 

[thecatinthehat]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=5922806

 

[superkid]

this post is responsible for necroing this thread, thank you.

 

[Melfice z]

im more of a rap battler, any takers? (:<

heres something i wrote up in 5 mins..

in brawl, im the kimbo slice
no luck, no dice
i slice with ike, wether your snake, or meta knight
like john cena im unseen
on the tv screen imma fiend
you hittin me just as much as a goldeen
best 2 outta 3? that aint enough for you
we can go best 99 out of 102
im through with you
shoutout to my h.o.r crew
ill black and blue and other mc too

get at me? =3

(p.s. is there an actual general rap topic? im kinda confined if i can only rap about brawl )