Smashboard Rap

[LUEshi Master]

THis is a short rap I came up with for smash boards

Yo yo yo yo
Smashboards is in the mudda f*k*in house
Caps Lock Scroll Lock Middle Click...MOUSE

 

[Fantasia]

That is the best post I have ever seen at these forums since I first visited it!1

edit: sweet, my post count is 1024.

 

[Eor]

THis is a short rap I came up with for smash boards

Yo yo yo yo
Smashboards is in the mudda f*k*in house
Caps Lock Scroll Lock Middle Click...MOUSE

thanks for making my eyes bleed

 

[Osco316]

THis is a short rap I came up with for smash boards

Yo yo yo yo
Smashboards is in the mudda f*k*in house
Caps Lock Scroll Lock Middle Click...MOUSE

You are the single greatest member to ever visit SWF


EDIT: Nevermind I saw your "debate" which took away the illusion of your coolness

 

[LUEshi Master]

my friend did the soccer vs football topic without my permision i thought i put an apology up at the debate board sorry the only two topics i've done are this one and the Bloodlines: The Ultimate Castlevania Fan Fic one (the song topic is also my ******** friends doing.

 

[FelixTheMarioMaster]

This is not the kinda rap I was expecting.You'd be better off doing the Castlevania topic.Dude,that story rocks.

 

[Crimson King]

Matt's was better and actually funny.

We need to dig that one up.

 

[HeroOfTime]

I was expecting something actually good when I came in here.

Oh well.

 

[Vinnie275]

I'm totally into this.

Smash world, board the mike
Smashboards pimpin' way tight
Manifest big hits, make the break
a million poasts and a billlion hits

 

[pokemonmaster01]

West Coast Smashers
You be lickin' my posts
We had Annoying James
And a Rainy Day Toast

But we at our finest hour
In Nintendo-to-the-Power

A Smash Brothas solution
On Nintendo Revolution


Now all you homies give it up for grandmaster Gid, yo!

 

[Vinnie275]

Word up, word up, GID
Word up, word up, RICK

In West-side salem, born and raised
In the living room spending most of my days
Chillin' out, maxing out, relaxing all cool
5 stock FFA with alla my crew

When a couple of east side guys, up to no good
Starting makin' trouble in mah neighborhood
I got in one little money match and my mom got scared
She said, you'd better get him off the edge with your bair!

 

[pokemonmaster01]

All right, all right.

Knew an old school honkie
Played the Linkster
Kicked that home boy
In the sphincter

Sword was long
But his mind was small
Said "How the hell you do that?"
When I jumpt right off da wall

Bob-omb in yo face
All yo practice was a waste
Bob-omb in yo face
Now you seein' outa space

SWF represent

 

[Vinnie275]

Represent, represent. Squirelly White Boys in da house, West Coast Fatties in da house, Smash World in da house.

Ley dem phat beets mahn.
Yous bes rememba yah best john

Shiek, shiek, what a ****
One, two, three, tilt ain't enough
Four five six dsmash camel toe splits
Sidestep that *****

Hey, ho, that shiek's gotta go
Hey, ho, low tier lag dontcha know

word.

EDIT: First censor is an "s" word, second is the "b" word. I'm not for censor dodging you see.

 

[Luigitoilet]

yay, good thing I didn't close this!

and I don't care about censor dodging in this room, if it's used creatively.

too bad I don't even know how to do it anymore.

 

[FelixTheMarioMaster]

Now we're getting somewhere*grins*

 

[Vinnie275]

Mouikutsuneruto, oshougatsu?
Oshougastu ne wa, tako agete
Coma wo ma wa****e, asobimashou?
Hayaku i koi koi oshougatsu.

 

[FelixTheMarioMaster]

???What The???

 

[Cyris_P]

Check 1... Check 2... Yo. Yo.

Turn up your rock or stereo
As I drop bout Doctor Mario


The Doctor is in
So mock, slur n sin
Just as the match begins
When I'm grinnin bout my win.

And while they're still a gabbin
I'll be nabbin with my grabbin
Till they're jabbin and they're stabbin
Jus like I were Bin Laden.

Then my plan is to befuddle
So I get em in a huddle
And I struggle with ma juggle
Till their knees begin to buckle
Then they're muddled with the puddle
That is growin in their pants.
And for the second that they glance
I enhance my fighting stance
And it grants my last advance
Till I prance my vict'ry dance.

Break it down!

Pill, pill popper!
Third jump stopper!
Mega short hopper!
With a fair dat's a whopper!


So now ya heard tha word
On how I rocked alone
And this whole thing could occur
Jus because the Doctor owns.

Word Y'all!

 

[Vinnie275]

Check it, doc *****!

You best bring your pills cuz my rhymes make you ill, one false move I'll getta quick kill make yo blood spill.
There's one for the money, two for the choke, your combos are funny and your recovery is broke.
What juggle? That's a scene, I already seen a short fat (not lean) mean at the serene way he gets beat, a losing machine doc's been

Now you better take it slow, try 1/4 time, I'll say it once mo', doc is a piece o' slime.
Watch yo ****ing back cuz I gotta itch, to beat the **** outa a little doc *****.

Word word!
Bring it, yeah.

 

[KernelColonel]

*sika sika sika*

Foxy Fox man in the house!
McCloud is gonna whoop you inside-out!
When the fine shine winds you outta time
You gonna be regrettin' bettin on your guy
Cuz' the laser will faze ya and raise a phase of
Dashing and smashing with Foxy fashion!
But that's not all cuz when he falls,
He'll come back like a fiery hell!

*boom boom boom*
The Falcon Captain's here today!
Racing and pacing the competition outta the way
You gotta be quick, but no matter how hard you try,
The FC's gonna be the fastest guy!
Falcon Punch, Falcon Kick, it doesn't matter,
Whatever used for whooping will leave you fatter,
When he needs to free the knee that'll leave you peeved
You'll see y'can't beat the quick machine!

SWF pride, representing!!

 

[tmw_redcell]

Holy bejeezus I found the audio version of the old Smashboards rap. I love Matt forever.

If clicking the link doesn't work, try copying and pasting it into your address bar.

http://us.share.geocities.com/m_r_albrecht/smashrap.wav

 

[Cyris_P]

So Zapdos, or is it sheik?
Your rap post is a little weak.
So let me give you the 1, 2, 3
On how to build a rhyiming scheme.

First off, your layout is a sloppy sight
And that s*** you're droppin's copywrite!
And this isn't just a cocky fight,
So lose that jabberwocky shìte.

I'm sure your rappin's just a merry fad
But I hafta say, Doc Mo got pissed,
So I'll kick your a** so very bad
You'll need to see a proctologist.

Now don't you glare, you started this round
So to make things square, I'll break this down.
I'm gonna Shffle a Fair, give you a pound
Catch you midair, throw to the ground
Cape while your there, turn you around
Then jump to a bair, to make the KO profound.

Now go over this list, and if you ain't got the gist
Then read it again, cause there's somethin you missed.
And if your rappin persits, then my a** you will kiss
Cause Sheik and the Doctor just can't coexist.

 

[ender]

OMG LOL SWF RAP that was awesome matt, who isnt here.

but he pronouces gideon as jideon...

 

[Cashed]

Matt was on crack. I might listen to this SWF rap sometime.

 

[Vinnie275]

...Now go over this list, and if you ain't got the gist
Then read it again, cause there's somethin you missed.
And if your rappin persits, then my a** you will kiss
Cause Sheik and the Doctor just can't coexist.

Word *****, I got served. I ain't no shiek lover though, that was a bashin'. I'd rather use Zelda. I'ma get you back, soons I mix up the swf rap. Somebody upload the MP3 file to DC++ and contact me. If anybody wants to sing backround contact me as well if you please.
WCF.

 

[NJzFinest]

omg, if i remember dis thread later on, i spit some of mah lines. pimpuigi should post here. oh, good **** cryus, but KernelColonel, yo rap game is ugly

EDIT: im njz finest ******!!! cant mess wit me!

 

[Cyris_P]

Thanks FoxandFalco, and I'd like to hear what you've got to offer. Plus,I don't think you were that bad Kernal(x2). Your timing is off, but I like the rhymiing sceme you tried to pull. Try to relate your phrases a little more and you'll be droppin some good bombs. Try to fight this one:

Word! Verb! Syllable!
Fox McCloud is killable!
You can dodge his shines
Then break his spine
Plus his illusion’s very drillable!

Now on to Falcon, what a chump.
Seems like noobs use him a bunch
Now I’m not sure, but I gotta hunch
That you like to spam his Falcon Punch ;-)

Dash back, dodge down, roll to the side
I challenge y’all from far and wide!
So let not there be a soul that hides
From the good Doctor’s genocide.

 

[FelixTheMarioMaster]

*sulks*Shame I can't rap.

 

[Vinnie275]

*sulks*Shame I can't rap.

Anybody can rap, don't even have to rhyme.
Just like poetry, yah just hafta try.
Stanzas and sylables, none of that matters
Just make a beat that sounds phatter.

 

[Cyris_P]

I know this forum is massively vast
But is this post a piece of the past?
I just wanna blast some classical a**
And make this sassy rap thread last.

So go listen to Sublime, or commit a crime
Or whatever you find can make you unwind.
Then post here in a time, primed with the rhyme
And sure as fox's shine, you'll find peace of mind.

 

[Vinnie275]

I rap in my sleep
Countin' kneegrow sheep
A premium west side rhyme
In a drowsy 2/4ths time
To see me lay a beat that'll knock you outa your seat and off your feet,
All the girls and your momma are frontin da BIG 5-0-3

 

[Vinnie275]

Canna getta bizzump? What what?

Please oh please, masturbait
NOW
Recognize for reals, pure tainted know
HOW
This is gettin' a bit risque
Makin' them takin' a little break no way
Can't keep up not enough for this insane
Rippin' and strippin' some words today
Bashin' and smashin' you in the worst way
Please recognize, make me represent
Some-West-Coast-Rhymes-Are-Just heaven sent.
I'm sorry, forgive me, that's not what I meant.
Maybe you need a time out to repent
Cuz your mouth is a vessel and your words are a sin
And everybody in the west'll just always win

*****! ha ha ha

 

[Yoshi]

So... this is like a rap-off?

 

[Cyris_P]

Hmm Yoshi, that's hard to say.
Are you sure you took your think pills today?
[/sarcasm]

(To the beat of WWW by Will Smith)

Wild Wild West, North-West,is the raddest
Tough fighters, and you know we're da baddest.
Some of this? Comon bltch, we're runnin this.
Cannabis smokers, draggers and tokers.
Think that you compete with the best?
Come take the smash test in the wild north west.
We're tougher than hell, so better go hide
We're gonna make ya cry if you step to our side.
Swallow your pride, don't let your might react
You don't wanna see us there where your fight be at.
Raisin our fists, cause your makin us pissed.
Runnin the game,
Northwest tamin the best so remember the name.
Now who you think pwns all?

Not the U.S.!

Now who you think pwns all?

B to the big C!

 

[Hiemie]

You guys are not funny and you suck. And anyone who has LUEshi in thier name is likely mentally ********.

 

[Cyris_P]

Plumpity rump hump,
Plumpity rump hump,
In feather beds with hos.

Bumpity bump bump,
Bumpity bump bump,
To the top of the threads we go!

LT can’t see, or so it seems,
The dif tween rap and poetry.

They both got rhyme,
They both got flow,
They both got time,
All this we know.

But rap’s bout cursin, spittin lines,
Makin slang, n gettin high.

Verse is softer, subtle, sad.
To vent intent on times gone bad.

Yet there is a lot you understand.
And pardon me for turning bland,
But I gotta wash the other hand,
So below my name it don’t say Banned.





PS. It's more like Mr. Lame n' Watch

HAHAHA!! ROFLMAO!! OMFG!! HAHAHA!!



Oh I'm so daring and controversial.

 

[Hiemie]

You are truely the next Shakespeare. Really. I am so crushed by a diss in rhyming form. Now quit being ugly and get out of my face.

Fake edit: Wow, 300 posts in 3 months. Do you have anything better to do than suck at rapping? I'm going to get some hotdogs. So don't bother responding. Because no matter what you say. I win.

CASE CLOSED! IRREVOCABLE!

Fake Edit 2: That was non rhyming rapping.

 

[Yoshi]

Ok Mr. Game n’ Watch you got my respect
Dissin men who can’t rap or represent
Member for many years with a I guess fan base
A man cool cause got Frankenstein as your avatar face​

~~~
So this is a board about video gamin’
To not get off-track, Smash Bros to be namin’
A game about button mashing, experience or skill
A game to make you amazing good bad or sick ill

It’s not like we were “Born to play”
Cause we can pick up the game and learn ECL way
Not behind times or rhymes in this evolution
Video games are now a child’s violent revolution

But Smash, first M-based now Teen
With no blood like MK but violent like opening a spleen

But it seems, to me like I’m the only one
Not winning toury’s just having some fun
As everyone pick Sheik, Falco, Fox or someone fast
To humiliate the enemy to make the future a present past​

<~~Geoshi~~>​

PS: Yea I know “With no blood like MK but violent like opening a spleen” is pretty lame….

 

[NJzFinest]

You are truely the next Shakespeare. Really. I am so crushed by a diss in rhyming form. Now quit being ugly and get out of my face.

Fake edit: Wow, 300 posts in 3 months. Do you have anything better to do than suck at rapping? I'm going to get some hotdogs. So don't bother responding. Because no matter what you say. I win.

CASE CLOSED! IRREVOCABLE!

Fake Edit 2: That was non rhyming rapping.

lolz, there is some bad rhymes going on here, but idk y you bothered posting lol

 

[Ice Climbers P and N]

Hahaha I thought the same, TheHeroOfTime even thoughI simply hate rap.