Sakurai’s reaction to Nintendo’s DLC list:
Joker: “Well, he certainly is interesting and the series is popular. He’s mostly Sony but sure! We can make it happen!”
Erdrick: “I actually had a DQ character in mind but Erdrick fits in nicely! I just hope Square isn’t such a ***** about DQ as they were for FF.”
Ryu Hayabusa: “I do love characters from the NES days! And I am already getting ideas about how to incorporate Ninja Gaiden content! 38 music tracks here we go!”
Steve?: “Hey, I was only joking about it! Are they serious! Oh my god! I love Minecraft! Yes! Absolutely yes! Intern-kun, set up a meeting with the head guy at Minecraft!”
Intern-kun: “That’s Microsoft...”
Sakurai: “Err yes. wait...don’t they make computers?”
Doomguy: “Duumu? What’s that? Duumugai? Oh, it’s from the West. Hmmm...I kinda wanted Katalina but I suppose I can check it out...”
hecks out Doom:
Sakurai: “Dear God! No! Absolutely no!”
Intern-kun: “Nintendo said you have to.”
:Sakurai calls Nintendo:
Sakurai: “What the flippin ****! This guy! We made do with Snake and Bayonetta but Doomguy? Why not someone cute like Katalina, Rayman, or Banjo?
Beseida? What’s that? The company who made Skyrim? Why not add that character? I would like to play as Skyrim! Why Doom? Oh, it’s coming out on Switch? But still...he has guns! DOESNT MATTER? Inklings have ink guns! That doesn’t count! Oh give me a break!”
:hangs up phone:
Sakurai: “Intern-kun, contact Bethesda. We are including Doomguy.”
Intern-kin: