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It's because she isn't real.can people not have it because they're lesbians or because they teleport because there are workarounds to both of those
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It's because she isn't real.can people not have it because they're lesbians or because they teleport because there are workarounds to both of those
You guys forget body pillows are a thing.It's because she isn't real.
You guys forget body pillows are a thing.
Only if they consentand cosplayers
yes I see now that it seems as if I unintentionally compared them to body pillows and that may come off as problematicOnly if they consent
Sombra would be so annoying in Smash.Overwatch representation would be super fun and Tracer's self-time manipulation would be a pretty fun mechanic in a fighter. As much as McCree is my man, he wouldn't really work as a fighter outside of a memetic Final Smash.
id take sombra anyday tho
Doesn't NessTracer's cool, but... I'd much rather have Scout from TF2.
Baseball bats > time-guns
Yes, but surprisingly he hasn't used it in conjunction with a baseball yet.Doesn't Nessand every other character with Homerun Batalready uses one?
A fighter to surpass BayonettaSombra would be so annoying in Smash.
She'd hack like your specials for a brief period of time and you'd be only able to use smash attacks.
Imagine trying to recover and getting hacked.
Imagine.
The real challenge is surpassing Meta KnightA fighter to surpass Bayonetta
*Drifting Souls plays in the distance*Just went through the Rex spirit battle. They had the red alt for Lucina to replicate Pyra.
The characters I've lost. The comrades I've lost.
It won't stop hurting.
It's like they're all still here.
Yeah, if she manages to hack someone while she stands on the floor clicking away for 5 seconds.A fighter to surpass Bayonetta
but but mewtwo and lucarioOnly lesbians can teleport sorry I don't make the rules.
I honestly don't know what her moveset would be, she's a fairly bare bones character in Overwatch in terms of defensive abilities. Just her machine pistol.A fighter to surpass Bayonetta
Sorry, but Mewtwo's genderless and I have it on good faith that all Pokemon are ditto-sexual.but but mewtwo and lucario
Mewtwo is Genderless, so it depends on what it they feel like calling themselves.but but mewtwo and lucario
Nah man Spy is the way to go.Tracer's cool, but... I'd much rather have Scout from TF2.
Baseball bats > time-guns
Okay, but what if one of Scout's victory animations is him taking off his face and it was actually Spy the whole timeNah man Spy is the way to go.
I feel personally attacked.*Drifting Souls plays in the distance*
yall wild with this headcanon.Bayonetta is bisexual but it's heavily implied she's in a very caring and deep relationship with Jeanne.
So she's off the market boys and her girlfriend could kick your *** anyways.
Nah, he swings it at a decent speed. Not canonical"I teleported through you and now you're cut in half" but pretty fast.Ike had a projectile similar to Cloud's Blade Beam and he was VERY fast in his original game, and in Smash he's very slow, has no projectile, and swings his sword slowly most of the time)
RPG speed stats don't necessarily translate into high movement speed in an action game, as they serve to decide who moves first. Pikachu and Pichu have a lower base speed than Charizard, and yet they are faster than him. Squirtle is the same, and yet he is faster than someone like Lucario.(Ike had a projectile similar to Cloud's Blade Beam and he was VERY fast in his original game, and in Smash he's very slow, has no projectile, and swings his sword slowly most of the time).
Listen I love to play Guts too but I just prefer Simon too much to agree with your complaining.Alright, so let me get this straight Sakurai.
Ike isn't allowed to clip his sword through the stage for his aether, which is a terrible slow recovery that is easily spiked and needs every single benefit it has to prevent getting absolutely curbstomped...
But Simon's axe, which travels in an arc, kills, and can be used from anywhere onstage, can clip through the stage and gimp me when he's completely safe in the middle of the stage.
I barely managed to beat that one today with only one second left on the timer. The challenge would have been much more manageable if it wasn't for the very tight time limit that it imposes.Goddamnit!
Pauline is the ONLY WoL spirit I haven't beaten yet, and apparently, the easy way to beat her is by taking a Staff equipped spirit.
But I already used my Cupid spirit to fuse into a different spirit! And I don't have any other spirits with the Staff ability!
Oh yeah that cross.Listen I love to play Guts too but I just prefer Simon too much to agree with your complaining.
The cross is pretty jank though, I prefer using holy water to trap into F-Smash
nah dude its easy to gimp a belmont if you hit em in their double jump, they're basically the new little macs since at least mac can use haymaker in the air nowOh yeah that cross.
"Ha, finally got into my effective range and knocked you off. Time to edgeguar-"
"ow, who the hell threw this cross?"
There's official art of Bayonetta attacking Jeanne with a pillow while she's butt ass naked.yall wild with this headcanon.
HOLD UPIt's not 100 percent, but there is definitely more than enough to conclude that they might be more than Umbra witch sisters.
I'm gonna be honest, I used to be vehemently against this ship cuz I thought they were actual sisters.There's official art of Bayonetta attacking Jeanne with a pillow while she's butt *** naked.
They live together.
They speak more affectionately to one another than they do anyone else in the series.
The intensity of their bond/relationship is closely tied to the plot of both games thus far.
It's not 100 percent, but there is definitely more than enough to conclude that they might be more than Umbra witch sisters.