Ok that's it.
Now here I am looking at the registrations we have so far. What do I see? Over 60 entrants for singles, which is nice. But then 19 teams, and a pathetic 4 crews? I'm going to have to have a word with you kiddies.
You see these tournaments may just seem like fun and games to most of you little scrubs, but they're the life and blood of no-life losers like most of the people on the Power Rankings. While you save up your lunch money for a couple days to afford playing in this tournament, some of us are starving, surviving on what's left of our winnings from past tournaments. For example, let's take Chester. My god just look at him. That lazy ****er hasn't had a job for I don't know how long now, yet he can afford to go to university. How come, oh great TestRider, you might ask. And an answer I shall give you: it's because of peeps like you, who all commit a bit of their money so that jerks like Chester can go on doing nothing except pratice their **** shine combos. So here's what you're going to do: as soon as you're done reading this post, you're going to click the "add reply" button, and leave a message saying who you're going to team with for teams AND crews. "But my lord TestRider", I can already hear you replying, "I don't have any friends! Whatever will I do?" That's where asking random people comes in. You see, if you're too much of a loser to have a team partner, chances are someone else on that singles participants list is, too. So what you're going to do is contact people who aren't registered, by way of private messaging or whatever, and you're going to team up with them. Now if I don't see you registered for singles and crews when the tournament starts, my Ganondorf is going to pay you a visit. He'll go to your place (that's right, I told him where every last one of you lives) and look through your bedroom's window late at night. Then when he sees you in there, he's going to commit what they call "breaking and entering". Once he's inside, I'm not sure what exactly will happen to you, but it will probably include buttsecks at one point or another.
So to sum it up, I would suggest you register for both teams and crews if you haven't yet. Thanks for you time.