Gematsu Leak
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that leak used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those users like
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me cheer
With every picture I'd deliver
Bad news on the website
I couldn't read one more post
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his singing men
But something touched me deep inside
The day the leak had died
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Did you make the 64?
And do you have faith in Sakurai across
If the site tells you so?
Now do you believe in the L-cancel
Can Smash save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to wavedash real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with it
'Cause I saw you celebratin' in the room
You kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink screensaver and a dial-up internet
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the leak had died
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Now for one year we've been on our own
And posts grows fat on a sticked thread
But that's not how it used to be
When the troller sang for the Senator and moderator
In a post he quoted from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the Senator was looking down
The troller stole his thorny crown
The conversation was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while a user read a book on Marx
A quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the leak had died
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The screams went off with a fallout shelter
Eight decibels high and falling fast
He passed out on the grass
The mods tried for a warning note
With the troller in the Guests in a cast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While Sehnsucht posted a moving story
We all got up to like
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the moderators tried to take the thread
The loving users refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the leak had died?
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Oh, and there we were all in one thread
A stream stopped in silence
With no time left to start again
So come on, Mac be nimble, Mac be quick
Little Mac punche d a candlestick
'Cause fire is the Sal's only friend
Oh, and as I saw the article on the site
My hands were clenched in fists of spite
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Sal's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Sal laughing with delight
The leak the music died
He was singin' bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old believers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
I met a user who gave some jokes
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred site
Where I'd heard the leak years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets, the people screamed
The believers cried and the haters dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The sites were all shut down
And the three men I admire most
Sakurai, Reggie and Miyamoto
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the leak died
And they were singin' bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old believers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
I can still remember how that leak used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those users like
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me cheer
With every picture I'd deliver
Bad news on the website
I couldn't read one more post
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his singing men
But something touched me deep inside
The day the leak had died
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Did you make the 64?
And do you have faith in Sakurai across
If the site tells you so?
Now do you believe in the L-cancel
Can Smash save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to wavedash real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with it
'Cause I saw you celebratin' in the room
You kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink screensaver and a dial-up internet
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the leak had died
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Now for one year we've been on our own
And posts grows fat on a sticked thread
But that's not how it used to be
When the troller sang for the Senator and moderator
In a post he quoted from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the Senator was looking down
The troller stole his thorny crown
The conversation was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while a user read a book on Marx
A quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the leak had died
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The screams went off with a fallout shelter
Eight decibels high and falling fast
He passed out on the grass
The mods tried for a warning note
With the troller in the Guests in a cast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While Sehnsucht posted a moving story
We all got up to like
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the moderators tried to take the thread
The loving users refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the leak had died?
So bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old belivers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
Oh, and there we were all in one thread
A stream stopped in silence
With no time left to start again
So come on, Mac be nimble, Mac be quick
Little Mac punche d a candlestick
'Cause fire is the Sal's only friend
Oh, and as I saw the article on the site
My hands were clenched in fists of spite
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Sal's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Sal laughing with delight
The leak the music died
He was singin' bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old believers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"
I met a user who gave some jokes
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred site
Where I'd heard the leak years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets, the people screamed
The believers cried and the haters dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The sites were all shut down
And the three men I admire most
Sakurai, Reggie and Miyamoto
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the leak died
And they were singin' bye-bye, this Gematsu leak
Made my account to the site, but the site was flamed
And them good old believers were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that the leak'll, die
This'll be the day that the leak'll die"