Social Smash 4 Social Thread 5.0: ITT - ANYTHING CAN CHANGE! Including the page we end at.

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I found a sea rabbit

 

[Jaedrik]

I really wonder why do they exist.

THOUGH THE PROXIMAL CAUSE OF NATURAL DISASTERS IS METEOROLOGICAL...
The distal cause is the evil in this world

/spook

Edit2 nevermind

 

[Aurane]

Nothing much. Bored.

alright im tired and bored and i freaked myself out.
you guys want me to write something?

Sure why not? I just got done writing up a sad tale about how a guy lives his life without his wife and kid because they were murdered- slowly losing his sanity until finally burying himself in his son's grave- dying of suffocation shortly after.

It's not my most original write-up, but I think it came out good.

 

[Still~Wolf]

I found a sea rabbit

this is cute for some reason, i dunno what it even is

 

[Will]

I really wonder why do they exist.

Well, there are the rain clouds to start.
Then I remember something about the ground that has that magnetic positive/negative stuff going on, thus somehow giving the cloud electrical powers of some sort. I can't remember fully, but it's basically the ground's fault.

 

[Still~Wolf]

Sure why not? I just got done writing up a sad tale about how a guy lives his life without his wife and kid because they were murdered- slowly losing his sanity until finally burying himself in his son's grave- dying of suffocation shortly after.

It's not my most original write-up, but I think it came out good.

sounds good to me.
i'll get to work then and show the thread.

 

[Jaedrik]

For some reason I really want to cuddle.

I... I just realized I've never cuddled someone before.

:(((((((

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

this is cute for some reason, i dunno what it even is

its a ゴマフビロードウミウシ/black-speckled velvet sea slug

I want one

 

[Still~Wolf]

its a ゴマフビロードウミウシ/black-speckled velvet sea slug

I want one

get me one too please.

 

[Kirbyfan391]

For some reason I really want to cuddle.

I... I just realized I've never cuddled someone before.

:(((((((

I haven't either. Hugs are where it's at.

 

[Pyra]

For some reason I really want to cuddle.

I... I just realized I've never cuddled someone before.

:(((((((

It's okay. I cuddle enough for the both of us.

 

[Will]

its a ゴマフビロードウミウシ/black-speckled velvet sea slug

I want one

What if it's endangered?

 

[Deleted member]

Oh, hey. Look at this "article"!

http://www.polygon.com/a/how-ea-lost-its-soul

 

[Jaedrik]

Polygon is ****.
Vox media is ****.
Don't read their stuff.
The owners have literally and openly stated their intent to propagandize at a Microsoft Research conference, and they have ties to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, MacArthur Research Foundation, and a lot of other names...
They're avowed cultural marxists. Ugh.
Just, please.
I hate EA as much as the next guy, but, please.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Well time for me to go to bed, good night yall

 

[Still~Wolf]

hereees the gibberish i wrote from boredom

Spoiler

The world has been barren for as long as any living thing left can remember. Not much life remains, outside of a few insects or small plant life. The ground is all but depleted, nothing but dirt and patches of dead grass. Several leaf-less trees are scattered occasionally around the wastelands. The cities are the most eerie part, however. It looks as if people dropped what they were doing and just… disappeared. Pieces of paper placed neatly on tables, puzzles left half-completed, and food barely even touched. Graveyards still remain, the remnants of the gravestones still stand tall in memory of former lives.


The proudest site to still stand tall in this world is the large, white chapel atop of the hill. It was left strangely untouched. The wood remains bright, the bell remains strung up, and the grand organ from within is still in great shape. The remaining life tends to gravitate to this strange building every weekend, resting within its old wood planks and walls, almost like a reminder of once was.


In the morn, the sun still rises for a few short-lived hours, and the sight is more beautiful than anything else that still remains, besides its nightly counterpart. The bright, shining beams shoot from it, peaking through a few old trees and reflecting its loving gaze to all that can see it below. However, after these morning moments, it slowly fleets away, leaving the world in a gloomy state once again.


There is little hope that this place will ever return to its former greatness. However, hope is still an option. Beneath the corroded lands, deep within the earth, within many twisting and turning caverns, there is a patch of fresh soil. Within this soil is several large, deep roots, and growing atop of it is a single green plant. Perhaps it will give life to the Earth one more…?


There is no way to tell.

I didn't really check it for errors lol.

 

[Yoshi-hara]

From what I've been researching about the case, wasn't it more likely that they were either attacked by a wild animal or fell into a ravine? Good ol' yellow press...makes me a bit sad since I'm going into journalism. :/ Ah well.

Interestingly, based on some of the angles in the phone's pictures recovered, one may have suffered a broken ankle.


Good old DIA, haha. The one thing that always fascinated me was the fact that the organization that's credited on the plaque doesn't even exist. Pretty neat stuff.

@ Opossum : half Smashboards moderator, half detective, all marsupial.

 

[Will]

Polygon is ****.
Vox media is ****.
Don't read their stuff.
The owners have literally and openly stated their intent to propagandize at a Microsoft Research conference, and they have ties to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, MacArthur Research Foundation, and a lot of other names...
They're avowed cultural marxists. Ugh.
Just, please.
I hate EA as much as the next guy, but, please.

EA, man. Their E3 is bad as always.
And what you've all been waiting for, SPORTS! Don't go outside, play our games to replicate the feeling instead!

 

[Ryu_Ken]

Before i sleep, I don't want anyone to have any nightmares, so I found a soothing image for y'all:

Sweet dreams and hugs.

 

[(Buddha)]

Hi everyone.
Whats new?
Besides Iwata. I was a day late but... Yeah.
That sucks. R.I.P Iwata. One of those legendary men who come and go. He will be missed by many. Fans, friends, and family.
I hope that he will be remembered throughout gaming history.
Can anybody add one of those cancer tags with Iwata's name on it on my current avatar?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Before i sleep, I don't want anyone to have any nightmares, so I found a soothing image for y'all:

Sweet dreams and hugs.

Yall be pansys.

what your scared of isnt even scary

 

[Kirbyfan391]

Oh, hey. Look at this "article"!

http://www.polygon.com/a/how-ea-lost-its-soul

That was actually a good article.
Or as you say, "article".

 

[Will]

Yall be pansys.

what your scared of isnt even scary

Wow, you're right!
COME ON, UNDEAD ANIMATRONIC!

 

[LucarioDude]

Before i sleep, I don't want anyone to have any nightmares, so I found a soothing image for y'all:

Sweet dreams and hugs.

Sleep well Connie Powerstar9!

 

[Silvera]

Hi everyone.
Whats new?
Besides Iwata. I was a day late but... Yeah.
That sucks. R.I.P Iwata. One of those legendary men who come and go. He will be missed by many. Fans, friends, and family.
I hope that he will be remembered throughout gaming history.
Can anybody add one of those cancer tags with Iwata's name on it on my current avatar?

Never too late, friend.

Spoiler

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Wow, you're right!
COME ON, UNDEAD ANIMATRONIC!

Animatronics are an actual a fear of mine.

Eyes get stuck in place, they jitter around, then the just look you right in the eyes

Then when they break they are just there on the stage collecting dust unmoving

 

[Pyra]

Wow, you're right!
COME ON, UNDEAD ANIMATRONIC!

FNAF. Decent lore behind it. Game is probably one of the most overrated pieces of jump scare turds I've ever played though.

I don't find games that use jump scares as the main way to freak people out fun. Or good.

Of course, it's a matter of personal taste, but games that set the mood through other, more subtle means (i.e. everything else ever) are generally better in my opinion.

 

[Mythra]

I just realized that since HTML5's inclusion in Youtube I have more playback problems
Markup Language too stronk

 

[Still~Wolf]

Animatronics are an actual a fear of mine.

Eyes get stuck in place, they jitter around, then the just look you right in the eyes

sounds scary.

i dunno, i get nightmares every time i sleep and i dont ever get any of my actual fears in them.
its weird.

 

[(Buddha)]

Animatronics are an actual a fear of mine.

Eyes get stuck in place, they jitter around, then the just look you right in the eyes

Then when they break they are just there on the stage collecting dust unmoving

I hate those. Sadly the Conker you see in the CBFD commercial is one.

 

[Bedoop]

Wow, you're right!
COME ON, UNDEAD ANIMATRONIC!

*frolics through flowers with drill-finger abomination Fredward Frizzlerizzle Bear*

 

[Pyra]

Animatronics are an actual a fear of mine.

Eyes get stuck in place, they jitter around, then the just look you right in the eyes

Then when they break they are just there on the stage collecting dust unmoving

And while I will never take back anything from my last post, real animatronics are genuinely some of the creepiest devices known to man.

Have you ever seen a naked Furby?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

sounds scary.

i dunno, i get nightmares every time i sleep and i dont ever get any of my actual fears in them.
its weird.

Animatronics is the main reason why I never went to the party area of chuck e Cheese.

Those things jittered around to much for my liking
The dude in the suit was alright which says why I love Japanese Mascot suits.
Those machines, nope

And while I will never take back anything from my last post, real animatronics are genuinely some of the creepiest devices known to man.

Which is why the game is successful. because the fear of animatronics exists

 

[Will]

Animatronics are an actual a fear of mine.

Eyes get stuck in place, they jitter around, then the just look you right in the eyes

But you said there is nothing to be afraid of.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Omg... Your writing is so much better then mine
*salutes* (｀･ω･´)ゞ

Late answer is late. But i was forcing to go to bed. But anyway, really? My writting is really that good? I dont know what to say about this.

 

[Still~Wolf]

Animatronics is the main reason why I never went to the party area of chuck e Cheese.

Those things jittered around to much for my liking
The dude in the suit was alright which says why I love Japanese Mascot suits.
Those machines, nope

ive only seen one animatronic in my life and it just seemed.... unnatural in an eerie way.
i thought it was just that one, but i guess not.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

But you said there is nothing to be afraid of.

yeah about numbers.

Animatronics scared me as a child though

Late answer is late. But i was forcing to go to bed. But anyway, really? My writting is really that good? I dont know what to say about this.

yeah, That was the most vivid imagination I have ever read in my life~ I love reading stories people make from their mind when they have the best imagination ever

 

[Kirbyfan391]

I like FnaF, but the jumpscares aren't the scary things about it. It's more the lore combined with the stress you get of having to hopelessly defend yourself against five or more bloodthirsty roaming dead children in suits continuously for five hours with limited power.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I like FnaF, but the jumpscares aren't the scary things about it. It's more the lore combined with the stress you get of having to hopeless defend yourself against five or more bloodthirsty roaming dead children in suits.

This guy gets it

 

[Will]

I like FnaF, but the jumpscares aren't the scary things about it. It's more the lore combined with the stress you get of having to hopeless defend yourself against five or more bloodthirsty roaming dead children in suits.

Get a vacuum to suck the kids out.