On this episode of Dumb Photoshop, we have a mashup of all the kongs from DK64
(this one was a request from an irl friend)
HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG HAS A COCONUT GUN THAT FIRES IN SPURTS! HE CAN PICK UP A BOULDER, WITH RELATIVE EASE, SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR, AND CLIMB UP TREES! DK. DUNGLE KNOG. DK. DUNGLE KNOG IS HERE! HE CAN FLY REAL HIGH, WITH HIS JETPACK ON. AND WHEN HE SEES BANANAS, EXPAND DONG.
DK. DUNGLE-KNOG! DK. DUNGLE KNOG IS HERE!
C'MON CRUNKY TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!
WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINECO(

) SMELLS. GRAPES, MELONS, ORANGES, AND FORRETRESS(

) SHELLS!
WALlNUTS, PEENUTS, PINECO(

) SMELLS. GRAPLES, MELOONS, ORUNGES, AND FORRETRESS(

) SHELLS!
oh yeah