Welp, I have all the characters, but I unlocked them in a weird order: R.O.B., Ganondorf, then Bowser Jr.
R.O.B. got KO'd by Little Mac. Probably the most memorable unlock along with Wario walking into my Falcon Punch. I almost unlocked Ganondorf with Sonic, but he Sparta'd me, so I ended up unlocking him with Zero Suit Samus which involved launching him into the ice thingie and Ganondorf flying off. Welp, we know that Ganondorf really needs to make up on Mother's Day since Kotake and Koume were involved and he was raised by them.
Bowser Jr. was sudden, all I remember was getting my tail feathers kicked and I had to fight him as Falco. I won somehow. All I remember doing is a weakish hit and Bowser Jr. was KO'd. I think I side tilted or Side Smashed him near the edge of the map. Whatever, all the characters in a weird order.
Oh, and I learned that dash attacking with Zero Suit Samus near the edge of a stage means death.
Online matches are fun when they're not lagging. Oh, and apparently I have a unique style of being a defensive, counter attacker. Everyone I played against were aggressive as hell. All I did was spend my time not getting killed by lag or counter attacking everyone. There were many times where three players would try to murder each other and I'm away from them watching and wondering what the heck is going on.
I won most of my matches by killing someone who attacked me and then countering, avoiding, and surviving for the rest of the match. I didn't even aim to win and once I ended up with 3 KO's and I don't remember how I got them.
This also leads to the whole "Little Mac effect". I only met 3 of them and I was 1 of them. The 2 were really aggressive rush-down players and so was everyone else. I just kept my distance, waited for an opportunity and struck or I just watched as the matched lagged, side-tilted - the good ol' one-two -, and sometimes I won without aiming to win or even participating for half the match.
I also had an interesting match. Two players: Wario and Bowser Jr. did nothing buy spam their Side Specials. So, you had bikes flying everywhere and a go-kart-thing running over everyone. I was playing as Lucina and the other guy was a male Wii Fit Trainer. Unfortunately, he go the brunt of the attacks and the 3 did go at it. Well, as go at it as 2 crazies running people over and 1 unarmed man trying to stopped them can. I watched and countered every time Wario went my direction. You'd think he'd learn after getting countered for the nth time... He didn't. I managed to score a couple KO's and ended up in 2nd place. Weirdest match ever.
Speaking of waiting and baiting. Somehow I ended up tying for first place and as Lucina, I had to fight Bowser. I stood there watching Bowser wonder why the hell the other player wasn't moving. It was worth it, since it was hilarious. I got second place and a nice laugh.
Another sudden death involved either a bomb falling right as I hit Fox as Toon Link or Toon Link's first hit for his Side Smash can kill, but I don't think it can since Toon Link's and Link's first hit stuns so they can follow up. I also, don't remember how I ended up tying for first place.
One more thing: I think there's something about me and people walking into my Falcon Punches. One guy just did that. I was close to the middle and Falcon Punch'd for no reason and he was fighting someone else, but got out of it. You'd think the idiot Falcon Punching the air is someone to notice and avoid, but nope. Falcon Punch'd. I don't think he was KO'd though.