Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[Jason the Yoshi]

May as well change my avatar back to Princess Ruto now that Hyrule Warriors is out in America

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Speaking of which, when exactly was the "No Smiley Suggestions" rule put in place in the SWF Suggestion Thread?

Right after I suggested an EgoRaptor Super-Chin smiley, and Vegito/Rocket Racoon suggested his dumb Optimistic Charizard meme for the 10,000th time.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Right after I suggested an EgoRaptor Super-Chin smiley, and Vegito/Rocket Racoon suggested his dumb Optimistic Charizard meme for the 10,000th time.

Whatever. No opinion =/= fact.

*Raccoon

 

[Digital Hazard]

May as well change my avatar back to Princess Ruto now that Hyrule Warriors is out in America

I see you have finally accepted your furryness.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I see you have finally accepted your furryness.

There is less fur in it than your avatar

 

[FlareHabanero]

Is it bad that I recognize/can identify every single picture those are cropped from?

Nah, it just shows that you get bored and like to venture.

I reconize those pictures too, and yet I'm disappointed by several of the choices.

 

[Fatmanonice]

What happens if you sleep with your coworkers

Some fun possible scenarios:

1. You end up dating and then break up but are still forced to work together.
2. They become obsessed with you and the only way you can escape them is by quitting.
3. The sex is bad and you're practically reminded of how bad it was every time you go into work.
4. Your boss catches wind of it and you're fired (many places have a strict policy against it).
5. You wanted a serious relationship but they wanted a one night stand, leading to crippling amounts of awkwardness at work.
6. If you're working at a restaurant with a bunch of other 20 something year olds going no where fast in life, there's bound to be a lot of doinking anyways so, as the saying goes, what goes around comes around.

tl;dr: It's just a bad idea all around.

 

[Kenith]

I see you have finally accepted your furryness.

Don't be a **** to him for no reason.
Seriously, it's gotten old.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

I see you have finally accepted your furryness.

Ruto has absolutely no fur. YOU LOSE!!!!

There is less fur in it than your avatar

Are you jealous?

 

[MunchyMunch]

You know why they don't have Ness in his pajamas as a costume in smash?

Because in the Japanese version he isn't wearing pajamas

...

I think him not having pajamas is the least of Ness's problems...

Spoiler

He has nothing to make babies with

 

[Sehnsucht]

Ruto has absolutely no fur. YOU LOSE!!!!

Are you jealous?

I assume this means you have an ovuliparity fetish.

 

[Bedoop]

I think him not having pajamas is the least of Ness's problems...

Spoiler

He has nothing to make babies with

Let's take this conversation SOMEWHERE ELSE

 

[Digital Hazard]

Don't be a **** to him for no reason.
Seriously, it's gotten old.

NO

Ruto has absolutely no fur. YOU LOSE!!!!

Are you jealous?

Still she's a fish.

I prefer to have an angel and devil-like creatures made of data rather than fish women.

Spoiler

Except for you, Ariel

I love you so much

 

[Knuckles the Knuckles]

Let's take this conversation SOMEWHERE ELSE

.....settle it in Smash?

 

[Bedoop]

.....settle it in Smash?

No
Just take that conversation elsewhere
Let's talk about other things
Like Ridley.

 

[Kenith]

.....settle it in Smash?

Not that kind of Smash...

 

[Warchamp7]

Looks like he only solved half of it.

Sorry for bugging you again, @ Warchamp7

shhhh

 

[MunchyMunch]

No
Just take that conversation elsewhere
Let's talk about other things
Like Ridley.

Kraid.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

NO

Still she's a fish.

I prefer to have an angel and devil-like creatures made of data rather than fish women.

YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!!!!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

So now that I have a smart phone

All that's left is to download flappy bird, right?

 

[Digital Hazard]

No
Just take that conversation elsewhere
Let's talk about other things
Like Ridley.

Imagine Ridley's head as a stage.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Kraid.

Clearly, the best Metroid antagonist of all time is the Hive Mecha.

 

[MasterOfKnees]

No
Just take that conversation elsewhere
Let's talk about other things
Like Ridley.

Ridleh is kill.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!!!!

@ Mega Bidoof

Wait, he ignores me.

 

[mimgrim]

What's that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKby5OKOE1U

Is there still Special mode?
If so, I'll be doing 300% one stock matches since I'm using Lucario.

I presume so. Both Melee and Brawl had them anyways.

I didn't do much exploring of the Japanese version outside of solo modes and figuring out how to turn off tap-jump. Only got to play it once and only for a few hours.

 

[Digital Hazard]

YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!!!!

 

[Kenith]

Clearly, the best Metroid antagonist of all time is the Hive Mecha.

I disagree, the best antagonist in Metroid is Sexism, the main antagonist of Other M.

 

[Space Stranger]

And now for something totally irrelevant to your fight:

 

[Knuckles the Knuckles]

I really hope there will be hype in here for the WiiU release after 3DS hits. I dont want to be alone

 

[Sehnsucht]

I disagree, the best antagonist in Metroid is Sexism, the main antagonist of Other M.

Man, Sexism was almost impossible to beat in that game.

And I was playing it on Normative Difficulty.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

From what I've seen around the internet would love to

 

[Space Stranger]

Man, Sexism was almost impossible to beat in that game.

And I was playing it on Normative Difficulty.

I hear you have to find the Patriarchy-killer upgrade.

 

[Kenith]

Man, Sexism was almost impossible to beat in that game.
And I was playing it on Normative Difficulty.

To understand it's weakness you have to play the game on Women's Rights difficulty.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Clearly, the best Metroid antagonist of all time is the Hive Mecha.

No.
The best and most developed villain in all of Metroid lore is obviously Melissa Burgman/MB from Other M.

Just think about it.
Melissa Burgman = M.B.= Mother Brain!
Metroid Other M = M.O.M. = Mom = Mother = Mother BRAIN!!!

The subtlety is so god damn clever!

These are the things that make Other M the single best Metroid game. That and Anthony "Remembuh Me" Higgs.

 

[Digital Hazard]

I really hope there will be hype in here for the WiiU release after 3DS hits. I dont want to be alone

It's the version most promoted in trailers; it allows to pit Mario, Sonic, Mega Man and Pac-Man in HD, can be played with a Gamecube controller and obviously will have more content than the 3DS version has, of course there will be hype.

 

[Knuckles the Knuckles]

Man, Sexism was almost impossible to beat in that game.

And I was playing it on Normative Difficulty.

Man, thats nothing compared to the secret NG+ boss

 

[MasterOfKnees]

I disagree, the best antagonist in Metroid is Sexism, the main antagonist of Other M.

I consider Adam Malkovich the main villain of the game. He strips you of all your powers and throws you into all kinds of dangerous places where those exact powerups could have been pretty helpful to say the least. He's almost like a saturday morning cartoon villain, Dr. Malkovich Claw, he just needs to make his "I'll get you next time!" speeches and he's right there.

No.
The best and most developed villain in all of Metroid lore is obviously Melissa Burgman/MB from Other M.

Just think about it.
Melissa Burgman = M.B.= Mother Brain!
Metroid Other M = M.O.M. = Mom = Mother = Mother BRAIN!!!

The subtlety is so god damn clever!

These are the things that make Other M the single best Metroid game. That and Anthony "Remembuh Me" Higgs.

Don't forget about the Bottle Ship, "THE BABY", the Metroid Queen, and all the ties the characters have with each other. Truly a subtle masterpiece, it was just what I wanted from a Metroid game, I've always thought that Samus was the motherly type.

 

[Crescendo]

I'll still say against all odds that this is the absolute best Ridley possible.
Could you imagine an alien gargoyle canonically only bigger than Samus acting as a weird heavy zoner sending 8-bit projectiles everywhere and summoning enemies from the original Metroid in his attacks, all while making extremely unsettling, screams from an otherwordly creature? It would be amazing and you wouldn't have any argument about the size!
But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Everything's gotta be boring. Back in my days, we would teach kids how to have fun with their own imagination. I bet they couldn't finish the 2D games without walkthrough grmblblrllrlblrlb casuals gkrmgmrmmbmlrlr

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

No.
The best and most developed villain in all of Metroid lore is obviously Melissa Burgman/MB from Other M.

Just think about it.
Melissa Burgman = M.B.= Mother Brain!
Metroid Other M = M.O.M. = Mom = Mother = Mother BRAIN!!!

The subtlety is so god damn clever!

These are the things that make Other M the single best Metroid game. That and Anthony "Remembuh Me" Higgs.

What about the baby?

 

[Cobalsh]

I just realized that the end of the reveal trailer for Little Mac may be a reference to his future obesity in Captain Rainbow. Or maybe I'm overthinking things.