Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[Blargg888]

Unusual meat... Top these: Frog legs, shark fin, snail, and other organ meat such as liver, heart, ear, I think intestines, perhaps tongue, and maybe kidneys.


Welcome to life with a man who was drafted to participate in the Vietnam War, saw his mother die right in front of him moments after childbirth where he had to run and basically try to find medicine at night, was forced by the new regime against all morals to tell his family that his younger brother died in the "reeducation" camp they were in, witnessed his father go mad from losing his sons to the war, lived through poverty, lost his own son, survived pirates plundering the ship he was on heading out of Vietnam as the pirates did unspeakable things to the women on board, and lived through cancer.

Would you like my mother's story? It's not pretty either.

The way you're phrasing these sentences makes it seem like you're trying to make me feel bad.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I always heard humans taste like pig

 

[Mythra]

I always heard humans taste like pig

So Humans can taste like bacon? Cannibalism doesn't look that bad now

We shifted to rabbits to brains, that's so Metal

Anyway, I finished EV training some Mon, so goodnight all!

 

[Ffamran]

NEVER EAT BRAIN

There are HORRIBLE uncurable diseases you can get by eating brain

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmissible_spongiform_encephalopathy

Unless you're a zombie who's dead, dead, and more dead, eating brains means absolute death. Oh, and brains have a lot of calories or something... Jetta has such a pretty voice... She's the lady who covered "I'd Love to Change the World" that recent films have been using for their trailers.

I'm slowly beginning to suspect I might be scatterbrained. Hey, look! A gif!

I should be doing that rough draft for my final project...

Which reminds me: there this girl who's like really energetic. Like - when did I become a valley girl? - she's had too many cups of coffee or something. Cute, but really, really, energetic and excitable. Sort of like this gif of Chitanda... Wait a minute... Did I just meet a real life version of her personality-wise?

I always heard humans taste like pig

You are what you eat.

 

[GunGunW]

I always heard humans taste like pig

That's just not okay.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

That's just not okay.

What, and that other guy saying humans taste like chicken is better?

 

[Deleted member]

I always heard humans taste like pig

Not kidding, that would make sense.
Apparently pigs are genetically close to humans.

And yet I don't care and love bacon. I ****ing taste delicious.

 

[GunGunW]

What, and that other guy saying humans taste like chicken is better?

No.

 

[Rysir]

I see. This one started by playing Falcon, then Diddy, Little Mac, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy and lots of Diddy.
Matches were pretty close.

Not trying to downplay it or anything, I usually never remember a match unless my hands are shaking from adrenaline or if I saved the replay.

 

[Knight Dude]

I always heard humans taste like pig

Well. Kind of saw that coming. Should figured this topic would somehow turn to cannibalism. The monkey brain eating was a red flag.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

No one notices I'm not the one who started the cannibalism thing somehow

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I've heard before that monkey brain consumption as a delicacy exists in some countries.

I've read about some people (usually insane killers as you'd probably expect) eating human hearts as well.

Whatever the hell was going on in their head aside, I'm curious about if that can have any effect on one's health.

As well as how the hell anyone could stand to put a human organ in one's mouth in the first place.

 

[Ffamran]

The way you're phrasing these sentences makes it seem like you're trying to make me feel bad.

Well, when you know there's people who suffered like that, you feel like you can't say "My life sucks" or whatnot. We're talking about people who've seen deaths after deaths, wars after wars, and somehow made it out fine while others get stubbed toe and proclaim that as the worst day of their lives.

Today... Today's not a good day. Welp, at least I learned I can write sad stories.

Well. Kind of saw that coming. Should figured this topic would somehow turn to cannibalism. The monkey brain eating was a red flag.

Cannibalism... Pupa... @Cap'nChreest... It's all your damn fault.

 

[Blargg888]

No one notices I'm not the one who started the cannibalism thing somehow

You didn't start it, but you fueled it. Besides, saying something tastes like chicken is a regular thing, saying humans taste like pork is completely different.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

I don't know about you guys

But chi tastes pretty great

 

[GunGunW]

No one notices I'm not the one who started the cannibalism thing somehow

Sorry.

My biology tutor (same one I mentioned before) told me that apparently humans taste like chicken.

I'm lucky that I came out after every tutoring session alive.

Your biology tutor sounds like they need to be told that there are some things you don't say out loud.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

You didn't start it, but you fueled it. Besides, saying something tastes like chicken is a regular thing, saying humans taste like pork is completely different.

I'm not lying

It's what I heard

I had a family member participate on the history channel in a cannibal special

 

[Blargg888]

Well, when you know there's people who suffered like that, you feel like you can't say "My life sucks" or whatnot. We're talking about people who've seen deaths after deaths, wars after wars, and somehow made it out fine while others get stubbed toe and proclaim that as the worst day of their lives.

Of course. I personally don't react to things like that for that very reason. I'm just saying that the whole thing about your dad came right out of nowhere. It felt like you forced it into your posts.

 

[Croph]

Odd.

I thought we were biologically made to dislike the taste of human flesh.

Same with the odor of cooked humans.


Maybe I'm wrong.

I have no idea about the biological dislike of human flesh, but some cultures practice cannibalism.

Also, when food gets scarce and starvation is high, perhaps you force yourself to forgo the biological dislike. Take WWII and what many survivors had to eat when there weren't any other animals around, but only dead humans.

But, as a change of topic...

I'm at it again!

halp

 

[Blargg888]

I'm not lying

It's what I heard

I had a family member participate on the history channel in a cannibal special

I never said you were lying, I was just saying words that I was saying words that I was saying.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Zelda U
Xenoblade Chronicles X
Mario Maker
Splatoon
Star Fox U
Bayo 2
MK8

Wallet confirmed dead before 2015 starts o_0

 

[Admiral Pit]

And so Japan has Smash as well. It beings. As for my FG adventures, what's with all the annoying Falcons and Dededes these days? I haven't even seen 1 Mac yesterday (cept one in Replay Channel or w/e).

 

[Croph]

Well, I'm hyped for Zelda, Star Fox, Xenoblade Chronicles X, and SMT x FE hopefully we'll get some new info soon because I'm dying here.

At least, these are the games I know I'll most likely buy (I may have to see the trailer and gameplay for Star Fox U though).

 

[Knight Dude]

And so Japan has Smash as well. It beings. As for my FG adventures, what's with all the annoying Falcons and Dededes these days? I haven't even seen 1 Mac yesterday (cept one in Replay Channel or w/e).

Never did I ever think that someone would complain about the lack of Little Mac online. I'd gladly deal with De De De if it meant I no longer had to look at Marth or Lucina's faces ever again.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Never did I ever think that someone would complain about the lack of Little Mac online. I'd gladly deal with De De De if it meant I no longer had to look at Marth or Lucina's faces ever again.

I don't think he was complaining in the first place.

 

[Ffamran]

Of course. I personally don't react to things like that for that very reason. I'm just saying that the whole thing about your dad came right out of nowhere. It felt like you forced it into your posts.

Hmm... Something about biology and a rabbit... Roadkill... Human roadkill... War... Gloomville... Tragedies... Darkville... I guess one thing just lead to another.

Considering this is the social thread and the fact that at this moment cannibalism is being discussed, random posts about a family member's tragic history seems normal... Man, we've been desensitized...

I can't wait to discuss the death penalty. Please don't. But knowing this thread... Yeah...

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Has anyone seem THIS Troma masterpiece?

 

[Blargg888]

Hmm... Something about biology and a rabbit... Roadkill... Human roadkill... War... Gloomville... Tragedies... Darkville... I guess one thing just lead to another.

Considering this is the social thread and the fact that at this moment cannibalism is being discussed, random posts about a family member's tragic history seems normal... Man, we've been desensitized...

I can't wait to discuss the death penalty. Please don't. But knowing this thread... Yeah...

Can we just discuss the fundamentals of toast eating?

 

[Knight Dude]

I don't think he was complaining in the first place.

Maybe. But it almost sounded like they missed Mac.

 

[Admiral Pit]

Never did I ever think that someone would complain about the lack of Little Mac online. I'd gladly deal with De De De if it meant I no longer had to look at Marth or Lucina's faces ever again.

It was more of I'm just surprised. I'm glad I don't have to see many Macs and I never miss him, though I am not fond of seeing D3 or Falcon either. Some can get ridiculously lucky sometimes. Falcon on the other hand... I kinda this problem with speed characters Then again, this is true with me maining Palutena.

 

[Rysir]

Can we just discuss the fundamentals of toast eating?

Bread goes in the toaster and out comes toast! But where has the bread gone?

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Can we just discuss the fundamentals of toast eating?

You start eating from the corners. End of story

 

[Knight Dude]

Can we just discuss the fundamentals of toast eating?

I'd rather hear the in-depth analysis on the perfect Peanut Butter to Jelly ratio. It sparked a lot of debate. And it's much less volatile than the toast debate. That's for sure.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Bread goes in the toaster and out comes toast! But where has the bread gone?

The toaster digested it and excreted the waste out as toast

It's called a digestive system, duh

 

[Rysir]

The toaster digested it and excreted the waste out as toast

It's called a digestive system, duh

Gross! But cool! But gross! Though its cool!

 

[Blargg888]

I'd rather hear the in-depth analysis on the perfect Peanut Butter to Jelly ratio. It sparked a lot of debate. And it's much less volatile than the toast debate. That's for sure.

But you have to consider that some people eat their toast with butter, some with pepper, some with egg, some plain, aand then there's this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bread goes in the toaster and out comes toast! But where has the bread gone?

I teleported it.

For three days on end.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

The real debate is whether you eat with butter side up or butter side down

 

[Rysir]

I teleported it.

For three days on end.

Gotta watch out for them bread tumors!

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I teleported it.

For three days on end.

Damn you and your Alicorn powers! *shakes fist*