Call me Ishmael.Call Sharky ****.
Or Matthew.
Or BETTERTHANYOU.
He has a bad habit of running into things.
But it's okay because he's fantastic at hitting people.
Really hard.
He needs some more matchup specific gayness.
And better stage control.
His decision making skills are above average and his eye for up air KOs is pretty on point.
He also does not troll and his Yoshi demands respect; so much so that people have to root against him because they don't want to see someone lose to a Yoshi.
His Yoshi is so enjoyable that I spent my entire weekend following him around and watching him play instead of playing my pools matches for Brawl, which would decidedly have been infinitely less entertaining, despite the intense amount of sh*t I planned on talking.
Instead, however, I got to sh*t talk everyone who thought Sharky was easymodo and I even made a few bucks off of side bets (even though it doesn't beat the $120 total I made off of San. F*CKING IKE). I don't know how his food money matches went.
It doesn't matter.
I know he won them anyway.
The only problem I have with Sharky is that he blew my cover to D-Torr even though he wasn't playing Yoshi very often, so I didn't get to harass him during his matches.
Poltergust takes the heckling like a champ, though, but needs a much firmer handshake.
I'm convinced that there are maybe zero Yoshis that are smarter than me, but the level of play of all of the ones I've seen are improving.
All of the ones that matter, anyway.
Beezy, if you went to P5 and I didn't see you, I will sh*t on your chest.
Marvel 3 is awesome and f*ck Dante's unpunishable bullsh*t I have to wake up for work and WOW DO I NEED A NEW JOB
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