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Link to original post: SEX! Now that I have your attention....
some random thoughts:
- I think all advancements made since the prehistoric days are null when you consider a meteor hitting earth today will have the same effect as it did 65 million years ago
- Instead of cashiers saying ‘would you like anything else?’ why not say ‘really? That’s it?’ If the persons self esteem is low enough you may just have an additional sale on your hands
- Why do people hate each other based on skin colour when there are so many good reasons like differences in religious beliefs and sexual orientation
- On the subject of sexual orientation: why do people hate gay people? After all it just means less competition
- Since denying the holocaust is a criminal offence in Germany why not lock them up in the old WW2 internment camps, the irony might be lost on them though…
- I think all the Zac Efron hate comes back to the idea that we have to believe in luck to explain the success of our enemies
- You know I get all these people coming up to me and telling me our hospitals are in desperate need of blood donations, this is of course a lie as when I tried to pay for a Mars Bar the other day with a good pint of blood I was refused service, how valuable could it be?
- I’m a bit skeptical over the idea that if you eat a soldier’s heart you gain his courage, unless courage is slang for trichinellosis
- I’m starting to think seasons are just a commercial invention to try and sell more clothes
- When Pokemon are paralyzed why don’t their sprites change to them sitting in a wheelchair
- Did anyone ever stop to think God is a sadist? I mean he puts us on the same rock with a bunch of other creatures and says ‘ok kill and eat each other to survive.’ I think God’s been watching too much Saw
- The phrase any publicity is good publicity is bull****. If I kill a bunch of people I don’t think I’d want my face everywhere, that would make my job much more challenging
- Why do game companies hire marketing teams when fanboys do the same thing for free?
- I think schools are going about drugs the wrong way. Instead of discouraging them why not use them as rewards for good marks? Work hard/ play hard
- I think most movie genres can be defined by who is trying to kill the hero: slasher flick: deranged psychopath, thriller: government, romantic comedy: crazy ex, war movie: anyone who doesn’t speak English, action: anyone without a name
- If the plural of goose is geese why isn’t the plural of moose: meese?
- When teachers write math tests do they ever stop to think: maybe ‘x’ doesn’t want to be found?
- Why is it that in GTA you can carjack in the middle of the street and 3 minutes later everyone has forgotten your face? Is everyone in Liberty City suffering from chronic short term amnesia?
- After seeing ‘300’ I’m too afraid to ask for directions in the Mediterranean, I’ve seen how those guys give directions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I
- Do speed limits really apply to anyone with a car fast enough to ‘outdrive’ the pursuing police car
- According to the bible the Jews are God’s chosen people which to me begs the question: who owns the rest of us?
some random thoughts:
- I think all advancements made since the prehistoric days are null when you consider a meteor hitting earth today will have the same effect as it did 65 million years ago
- Instead of cashiers saying ‘would you like anything else?’ why not say ‘really? That’s it?’ If the persons self esteem is low enough you may just have an additional sale on your hands
- Why do people hate each other based on skin colour when there are so many good reasons like differences in religious beliefs and sexual orientation
- On the subject of sexual orientation: why do people hate gay people? After all it just means less competition
- Since denying the holocaust is a criminal offence in Germany why not lock them up in the old WW2 internment camps, the irony might be lost on them though…
- I think all the Zac Efron hate comes back to the idea that we have to believe in luck to explain the success of our enemies
- You know I get all these people coming up to me and telling me our hospitals are in desperate need of blood donations, this is of course a lie as when I tried to pay for a Mars Bar the other day with a good pint of blood I was refused service, how valuable could it be?
- I’m a bit skeptical over the idea that if you eat a soldier’s heart you gain his courage, unless courage is slang for trichinellosis
- I’m starting to think seasons are just a commercial invention to try and sell more clothes
- When Pokemon are paralyzed why don’t their sprites change to them sitting in a wheelchair
- Did anyone ever stop to think God is a sadist? I mean he puts us on the same rock with a bunch of other creatures and says ‘ok kill and eat each other to survive.’ I think God’s been watching too much Saw
- The phrase any publicity is good publicity is bull****. If I kill a bunch of people I don’t think I’d want my face everywhere, that would make my job much more challenging
- Why do game companies hire marketing teams when fanboys do the same thing for free?
- I think schools are going about drugs the wrong way. Instead of discouraging them why not use them as rewards for good marks? Work hard/ play hard
- I think most movie genres can be defined by who is trying to kill the hero: slasher flick: deranged psychopath, thriller: government, romantic comedy: crazy ex, war movie: anyone who doesn’t speak English, action: anyone without a name
- If the plural of goose is geese why isn’t the plural of moose: meese?
- When teachers write math tests do they ever stop to think: maybe ‘x’ doesn’t want to be found?
- Why is it that in GTA you can carjack in the middle of the street and 3 minutes later everyone has forgotten your face? Is everyone in Liberty City suffering from chronic short term amnesia?
- After seeing ‘300’ I’m too afraid to ask for directions in the Mediterranean, I’ve seen how those guys give directions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I
- Do speed limits really apply to anyone with a car fast enough to ‘outdrive’ the pursuing police car
- According to the bible the Jews are God’s chosen people which to me begs the question: who owns the rest of us?
