Sakurai Says...

[Suska]

Sakurai says: "Due to Kirby being nerfed in Melee, we've decided to make his B move unbreakable and his frame of death lower then all characters by 10.

Btw his throws are now unbreakable too"

 

[sassy87]

Sakurai says: He was drunk when he throught of the game

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

Sakurai says: "I'm gay!!!!!"

 

[Caael]

- There will be a Zero Suit Samus strip mode. Zelda strip mode will be an unlockable.

What happened to the worst that could happen? That would be awesome!

 

[Dashiamo]

"I have fogotten how to speak english, the game will only be in japaneese"

I think i spelt japaneese wrong...

 

[Deathcarter]

Sakurai says:
- there will only be 12 character slots like in 64.
- We took out stock, time, and stamina mode. You are left only with coin mode.
- To attract new fans, we replaced Mario, Pit, and Link with Paris Hilton, John Cena and Master Cheif.
- Online mode will become more laggy than Bowser's down B.
- Chuck Norris is in the game and is god tier.
- 50% of the cast will be random insignificant Fire Emblem characters
- You can't buy this game in stores; you can only get it in the black market
- The real developers of this game are people working for 4kids

 

[_Phloat_]

. . freaking ..

I really hope that online is as laggy as the shine

 

[Keige]

50% of the cast will be random insignificant Fire Emblem characters

But that would be good!

 

[bluebomber22]

Sakurai says
- the Smash Bros franchise has been sold to Sony to save the PS3
- Brawl will cost $249.99
- online is cancelled

 

[Kujirudo]

Sakurai says: 'Brawl will not be exclusive for the Nintendo Wii, it will be released on the PS3 as well because Snake is in it.'

 

[Caael]

Sakurai says: My wife and I have just had twins. We are putting the project on hold for 6-7 years until we get them into school.

 

[Majaba]

Sakurai: "You can't play as any of the characters, instead you just watch a bunch of boring random matches"

Sakurai: "Pokemon harm the player that activated them instead of them harming the activaters enemies"

Sakurai: "The game will be an exact duplicate of Super Smash Bros. Melee"

Smash fan: "Hi Sakurai, how is Super Smash Bros. Brawl coming along?"
Sakuria: "What a hoax? I never said it was a hoax! Your just jumping to conclusions! You shouldn't jump to conclutions you know, because you don't know the truth. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

Sakurai: "Because most video games cause seizures I have cancled all movement in the game to avoid people from getting seizures,"

Sakurai: "You must rest for 5 hours after every 5 minutes of playing Super Smash Bros.
Brawl to stop your hands from falling off"

Read this carfully
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto/basic/basic02.html
It actually says "The Final Smash is a secret skill that can be performed but once" which could mean that you can only perform a Final Smash once per game! That would SUCK!!

 

[Red_Maniac]

Sakurai says, "Ridley is only a stage because he is too big."

 

[pikachun00b7]

Sakurai: My freinds go on SWF. This told me that wavedashing is cheap! It'll not be on SSBB.

Sakurai says: *Jerks off to Pikachu *

 

[kin3tic-c4jun-3]

Me: OMG BANANA...

Sakurai: You're GONNA slip!!

Me: No, I'm not.

Sakurai: See!? You slipped!!

Me: Dude, I REALLY didn't slip.

Sakurai: ...

Me: Can you release Snake's ****ing profile?

Sakurai: ...Yeah.

Me: Thanks.

 

[JesterBox]

Sakurai says: Hideo "begged" for Snakes inclusion in Brawl

Sakurai; I felt that the speed of the game needed to be moderated so we took out the melee engine and replaced it with turn-based strategy.

 

[Caael]

Sakurai says, "Ridley is only a stage because he is too big."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Not Ridley! Why the good die so young?!

 

[the grim lizard]

Sakurai says, "Ridley will be an assist trophy in Brawl..."

say it ain't so, please say it ain't so...

 

[cless-mint]

Sakurai says, "Ridley will be an assist trophy in Brawl..."

say it ain't so, please say it ain't so...

That would definately suck.

Sakurai says: All of the music that was arranged for the game has been scrapped and has been replaced by Fall Out Boy and Brittany Spears

Me: *Shudders*

 

[McCloud_Master]

What if Sakurai is reading this topic? Seeing everyone making fun of him, He will make the game crappy

 

[Serenade.ll]

Sakurai says: " all characters must be unlocked in the pokemon rpg mode which has an estimated 400 hours of gameplay."

 

[user_name]

Sakurai says: "SSBB is turn-based."

 

[WFL]

Sakurai says: " all characters must be unlocked in the pokemon rpg mode which has an estimated 400 hours of gameplay."

That isn't too bad as long as you like pokemon and have free time over the summer.

 

[Cenedar]

Sakurai says: "SSBB will indeed be coming out in 2007, as we have said before. I can even give you the exact day and time it will hit shelves! Isn't this exciting!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii shall hit store shelves on... December 31st, 2007 at 11:59 pm.

...What? why is everyone so quiet?"

I bet you that will happen.

 

[Leobenmc]

Sakurai says: "OOO What does this button do?"
Programmer: "NOOOOOO"
*Game deletion leads to delays till 2012*

 

[ThEpEsT]

Sakurai says: "What the...? Someone's been forging my name on www.smashbros.com! I didn't make this! None of this is true!"

 

[Caael]

Sakurai on phone to programers: Huh....What? No way! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ' TROJAN HORSE VIRUS?' Some angry Assist trophy protestor stole all the brawl files?! WHAT?

* Next update*

Due to large requests and blackmail, the Nintendog is playable. Unfortunately, we already made the model, and we cant resize, so he will take up the whole screen. Costumes include Dachshund and Chihuahua

 

[killbeast301]

Sakurai says: "OOO What does this button do?"
Programmer: "NOOOOOO"
*Game deletion leads to delays till 2012*

I've got bad news. My pushing a button deleted the game. But that doesn't matter because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

 

[JesterBox]

You must use your DS as a controller for Pokemon characters

 

[Majaba]

Sakurai: If you want to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl you must worship me as the unquestioned all-mighty ruler of the universe! *evil laugh*

 

[DonkeySmasher]

Sakurai: If you want to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl you must worship me as the unquestioned all-mighty ruler of the universe! *evil laugh*

everyone run to sakurai in pikmin uniforms

 

[Florida]

Sakurai: Today's update is another Assist Trophy! Ash Ketchum!

The noble 10 year old races out to action, and you can probably guess how he helps! He throws a random Poke'ball out onto the playing field!

It's like you could've just used a Poke'ball instead! How about that.

 

[killbeast301]

Originally Posted by Majaba
Sakurai: If you want to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl you must worship me as the unquestioned all-mighty ruler of the universe! *evil laugh*

Lots of people here already do that

 

[Sandy]

Sakurai: If you want to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl you must worship me as the unquestioned all-mighty ruler of the universe! *evil laugh*

Lots of people here already do that

For me it would be Shigeru Miyamoto.

 

[Problem2]

Sakurai: Today's update is another Assist Trophy! Ash Ketchum!

The noble 10 year old races out to action, and you can probably guess how he helps! He throws a random Poke'ball out onto the playing field!

It's like you could've just used a Poke'ball instead! How about that.

that one made me laugh

 

[HanAmes]

The day before the day we've all been waiting for...

Sakurai: We've encountered a problem at the last minute, so we'll be delaying the game until December 3rd 2008.


Best I can come up with...

 

[DarkKyanite]

the day brawl's released
sakura: this is actaully a secret weapon we japanese invented!!
here's the WW3!!!! ssbb kamikaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then all the game outside of japan explode
which results in japan being the last land on earth
since everyone in the world will own a copy of ssbb

 

[OnyxVulpine]

Sakurai: Popularity of the anime series Naruto had us add in Naruto and a number of his friends and villains.

Whew..

 

[Brockman5]

Sakurai says Miyamoto seued him and now he can only put in his own characters...so now there are 35 playable kirbys in different colors, a metanight ,and kingdede... and now in addition to the hundreds of kirby levels I brought back from melee we have an additional 11..All of the items have been taken out except for the warpstars..and we added apples...
If you suck up another kirby nothing happens...

I dunno^^^^hahahahaa

 

[Klowne]

Sakurai: We've decided to deepen link's character by making him constantly talk trash in japanese. We will use marth's old voice actor for him because marth isn't coming back for brawl.