Saki Sucks At Brawl

[Noraa]

Yeah if you wanna beat him, just go olimar.
He rolls alot so jsut punish.
His diddy is predictible so after the first match you will figure it out.



10imbetter

 

[ZMan]

***got.

j/k (not really). Hey, at least you tried.

Cheers

 

[Ref]

You are leaving lucas for Ness... You cannot comprehend Ness' true attack... Stick with Lucas, turning to Ness is meaningless when you cannot understand him for a long time. Lucas is the understanding you took.

Stick with Lucas.

 

[lil cj]

If your having problems with Lucas then u will have the same problems with Ness
Actually u will have more problems with Ness(no offense to Ness mains....lol)
U shouldnt drop Lucas....and if u want to drop Lucas u shouldnt pick up Ness...u should at least pick up a top/high tier character like MK, Snake, or Lucario
Or even Zelda...she's good and similar to Lucas...so u wont have to start over a from scratch
Just use Lucas as a secondary

 

[prOAPC]

but i like your Lucas, dtilt ftw
at least use a better character

 

[Neon Ness]

Oh, Lord.

Last time someone started a thread about leaving Lucas, omelettes madness ensued. Madness, I say!

Well, if Noraa is tired of Lucas, then he should play who he wants. Just hope he realizes that the road to Ness Superstardom is not an easy one.

People will ridicule, throw things at you, and spit on your Yo-Yo. Just like in the Civil Rights Movement.

 

[Tyr_03]

okay

10chars

 

[Kinzer]

CJ, they do not need anymore people representing them.

If anybody really needs love, it's Steak Sonic.

But yeah, I guess Lucario is okay since he has chocolate.

Eventually, all the boards are going to have a food representing them.

And for curiosity, if you tell me how the Omelette joke got started, I'll tell you the secrets of Steak.

 

[Noraa]

I actually think I'm going to go Diddy/Peach. Bananas are awesome and Peach is sexy!

 

[prOAPC]

Omelette is Lucas' favorite food, his Mom's are the best!
what about Steak?

 

[ZMan]

Eh, I think some one just threw out the idea of having omletes being our meme when Natch left Lucas. That's how it all began. Now teach me the ways of Sonic, Kinzer. I must get good at Sonic.

 

[PKNintendo]

YEAH NESS

10ness

Good ****. More Ness more power.

Please don't main diddy. Peach but not diddy EVERYONE MAINS THAT MOFO!

 

[Kinzer]

So that's it huh... Omelettes actually have a backstory from Lucas' game(s)... we just have Steak from a ex-Sonic boards frequenter who couldn't type for his life.

If you get more specific, like maybe why Lucas likes Omelettes, and not spaghetti or pizza or something, I'll quote the exact post.

 

[Noraa]

WTF are you talking about? Nobody mains Diddy. Diddy is sex in a can.

 

[Brinzy]

Everyone at least secondaries him, it seems.

 

[Neon Ness]

So that's it huh... Omelettes actually have a backstory from Lucas' game(s)... we just have Steak from a ex-Sonic boards frequenter who couldn't type for his life.

If you get more specific, like maybe why Lucas likes Omelettes, and not spaghetti or pizza or something, I'll quote the exact post.

In Natch's original thread, we ranted for about 5 pages straight, then started to drift off topic. Then this happened...

OMG this sh** has got to stop.

/thread please

No way, man. We finally have a Lucas chatroom. Now all we need is a food-related meme and we'll be set.

Falco has bread.
Kirby has cake.
Sonic has steak.
Lucas has...?

Then ParanoidDrone said "omelettes", and the rest is good eatin' history.

Now, tell us some more about steak, please. It's the only way I'll get better with Sonic.

 

[PKNintendo]

So that's it huh... Omelettes actually have a backstory from Lucas' game(s)... we just have Steak from a ex-Sonic boards frequenter who couldn't type for his life.

If you get more specific, like maybe why Lucas likes Omelettes, and not spaghetti or pizza or something, I'll quote the exact post.

So THATS where it came from. XD some Sonic main with typing problems?

 

[Saki Zatoichi]

He's quitting Lucas because mine is better. Just look at his signature.

 

[Kinzer]

Sweet, glad to see Steak is much older than Omelettes!

...Stay tuned for the quote...

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=175957&highlight=Winning+Steak

That's the thread the post was made in, I wasn't around then but I figure it was a question to ask how frequent Sonic was in tourneys. If you care enough, the answer to that question is "He is, thanks to his fanbase", and without further adu, the legendary post along with the following posts for humor.

So, what are we going to do about sonic not being in trouneys then? I say everyone from the smash boards or sonic section at least should go to trouney, and prove them wrong about sonic. We can go on and on about how much he sucks, but let's try to do something about it. Let's not cry, but pick sonic up and go on an owning Steak with him.

I'm tempted to Photoshop a picture of Sonic standing on a steak.

I'm tempted to beg you until you do.

The steak needs a first place ribbon too. How else would we know it's a winning steak?

 

[Neon Ness]

That's a much more interesting story than ours.

...I'm so glad I play Lucas and Sonic.

What's this thread about, again?

 

[PKNintendo]

Sweet, glad to see Steak is much older than Omelettes!

...Stay tuned for the quote...

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=175957&highlight=Winning+Steak

That's the thread the post was made in, I wasn't around then but I figure it was a question to ask how frequent Sonic was in tourneys. If you care enough, the answer to that question is "He is, thanks to his fanbase", and without further adu, the legendary post along with the following posts for humor.

Thanks for the history lesson.

 

[Lawz93]

practice is the key to this game. Link is known to many people as a terrible character yet i'm good enough to be a threat to lots of players. just keep practicing and you'll start liking Lucas again

 

[Neon Ness]

practice is the key to this game. Link is known to many people as a terrible character yet i'm good enough to be a threat to lots of players. just keep practicing and you'll start liking Lucas again

Only difference is that Link really is a terrible character.

Noraa, listen to this person. Everyone gets rusty from temps de temps, but it's not going to last forever. In a few months or so you'll be reporting back to the tourney results thread, shouting that you got like -1/90 in some major tournament.

This I promise you. Probably.

 

[Cheeri-Oats]

Am I the only one that sees through this ****?

 

[Exia 00]

Am I the only one that sees through this ****?

Possibly o.o

 

[Neon Ness]

Am I the only one that sees through this ****?

These are the Lucas Boards. We have to make a big deal about someone "leaving" Lucas as a matter of principle, whether they're sincere or not. Again, I blame Natch for everything.

 

[Kinzer]

That's a much more interesting story than ours.

...I'm so glad I play Lucas and Sonic.

What's this thread about, again?

Ah no, at least your food actually has credibility, our meme is just a hilarious joke that we can't let go of.

We'd be stupid to let it die though, Steak is too good.

Also I have no idea, I am in your boards, making you go extremely off-topic, if you want I can take my leave.

Thanks for the history lesson.

You're welcome.

This is the only thing I saw in this post, if you get Super Hyper Sonic up, I promise you I will advertise on my boards, and maybe good things will happen from there!

Am I the only one that sees through this ****?

OMG Teh Umby incarnate?!

Also I'm testing my sig, what're you gonna do about it?

 

[Saki Zatoichi]

I think Cherri-Oats is catching on.

 

[Ref]

Link is an amazing character with a bad recovery. He is definitively like Mid tier with proper DI, but he will probably have bad match ups against characters who can send him at low angles.

 

[Neon Ness]

Yeah, I was being facetious when I said that. I actually know someone who uses Link seriously. I would never call any character terrible, Ness/Sonic get enough of that as it is...

Also, Kinzer, you don't need to leave. You can keep our boards fun with steak folktales and Haunter.

 

[ZMan]

Huh, that's where steak comes from. It's kind of interesting I guess. Glad I play and

BTW it's snowing in Albuquerque right now, and it's really weird to see sow at this time of year, and so much of it.

 

[Neon Ness]

You can see snow from a gutter?

I wish we had snow in Florida. The high for Gainesville today was 81 degrees. And Christmas is 10 days away.

 

[Cheeri-Oats]

I think Cherri-Oats is catching on.

Wasn't hard lover, until I saw your name. :O !

 

[ZMan]

Hey, the snow just falls in. This place was pretty cheap you know.

The high today was 40 today. As a bonus I get a 2 hour delay tomorrow.

 

[Kinzer]

I prefer Steak over Haunter, only because Steak was hilarious.

I need to get a small Steak-icon here to always put at the end of my posts. That would be sweet.

 

[ZMan]

Kinzer, if you ever come down to Albuquerque or I go to Sin City, we really need to team. The power of 16 year old smash players and the power of steak and omelets whould be so broken that many women and children would die and grown men would cry. We'd be the greatest team in the world.

 

[Neon Ness]

That sounds amazing. Jab/tilt locks all over the place.

Also, I'm compelled to make a small steak icon for Kinzer and a small omelette for myself in Photoshop.

 

[Kinzer]

Just for that comment, I'm going to make Lucas no. 11 on my tagteam partner discussion.

Some good came out of this, and we don't even have Hyper Sonic up in here yet.

Just don't tell anybody else until Lucas is revealed. I'll invite you guys when one of the Sonic boarders figure out the hint. Now I just got to come up with a clever hint for Lucas.

Althoguh I will still have to do the write-up for Yoshi, this will be worth it. (I should also the false SBR's write-up while I am at it.)

Stay tuned for epic.

Also I am officially hijacking this thread as the Sonic & Lucas tagteam discussion, spread the word when I give you the queue.

 

[ToxiCrow]

But yeah, I guess Lucario is okay since he has chocolate.

Eventually, all the boards are going to have a food representing them.

And for curiosity, if you tell me how the Omelette joke got started, I'll tell you the secrets of Steak.

Lucas's mom makes him omelets.....why does lucario like chocolte?

Everyone at least secondaries him, it seems.

i feel so dirty

practice is the key to this game. Link is known to many people as a terrible character yet i'm good enough to be a threat to lots of players. just keep practicing and you'll start liking Lucas again

amen.

Spoiler

but lucas and link are still not good

well hav fun Noraa=]
ness struggles more than lucas does however. if u want to leave lucas, atleast go play someone good like olimar or falco or G+W
but hey, hav fun with w/e u choose to do

 

[ZMan]

Make the hint "Everytime you see someone play this character who want to punch the player right in their taint." No one will get it.

I'll post something useful later.