I love it when people make a paragraph of themselves proving wrong stuff that I never implied or said.
Stop pointing out obvious things I'm fully aware of as if I'm stupid, just because you thought I thought something based on your assumption of what was implied by vague comments.
Uh, okay? If you already know all of that, why do you still say he's such an important part of Nintendo's history?
• You say Sheriff doesn't fit the criteria for Smash based on your own opinion and that you have to have a fanbase to get in.
Well no, I said that there is nothing to benefit from adding him because the character is incredibly insignificant and doesn't seem to add much to the roster.
• When I said he fits the same criteria I mean he's the best unexpected throwback character unrelated to NES.
Surprise characters are not limited to being retro, I mean did you seriously expect Wii Fit Trainer? Of course not, nobody did.
That's not entirely true either, R.O.B. is related to the NES. So that blows a whole out of that logic.
• Jumpman sounds like an occupation entirely considering he's a man who jumps. Just like a man who repairs. So I guess Ice Climber is not a character, ammirite? So yeah, Sheriff is the first Nintendo Character.
I SUPPOSE you have a point there with the names, but Sheriff still isn't the first Nintendo character. Please stop saying he is.
• When did I say I was smarter. You need to stop looking into insults and claims that aren't there and then complaining about it. A good example would be this entire post.
I'm not entirely sure what you mean here, it would have helped if you didn't decide to turn my entire argument against into three words suggesting that I had no idea what I was talking about.
• Sheriff represents the arcade alone. He's not just a character who had a few arcade games yet mostly represents a series outside the arcade.
If that is the case, what makes the Arcade out prioritize the Gameboy? Or the Super Nintendo? Or even the Virtual Boy? At least those are actual Nintendo consoles and would fit more into Nintendo's history, being directly related to the company.
• Yes, a guy who makes fun of you for being okay with Semi-Clones is a nice guy when you get to know him.
If you keep pushing your ideas into other peoples' heads you start to push people into disliking you. You got to that point when you first joined the forum, so you've only got yourself to blame for that.
• So I guess King Kong is more important than Kirby. I mean he led to the creation of Donkey Kong otherwise Kirby wouldn't have existed.
Of course that is implying King Kong had anything to do with Donkey Kong outside of the lawsuit.
• So Sheriff isn't important even though he's the first Nintendo Character as well as the first Miyamoto character who solely represents the arcade and had 3 cameos as appose to 1? And no he's not as obscure as you make him out to be.
Oh yes, certainly.
The previously debunked First Nintendo character is suddenly not obscure because of three minor cameos. I'm not sure if you understand the meaning of obscure. Because if you literally think I could just a random person with any general video game knowledge who the Sheriff is and expect them to respond with "That Nintendo character from that arcade game" you are seriously mistaken. He might not be obscure to Smash speculators, but it's a completely different ballgame outside of these boards.
• Card Games & Cartoon Characters are not considered important to Sakurai mind you. Regardless of what they are responsible for.
Of course, you do know the man and talk to him avidly.
That doesn't mean I support Popeye or a Hanafuda styled character, but they sure as hell make a lot more sense than the Sheriff.
Also
"Sheriff is a game with a particularly long history, even among other classic Nintendo arcade games." - Melee Trophy Data
If you're going to resort to the description of a collectable item from Melee (A game released in 2001) as a reason to explain why Sheriff is important in 2012, I think we're done here.
EDIT: Poor Gumshoe. Can't even say his first name on the internet.