Roster Prediction Discussion Thread

[XStarWarriorX]

I know the feeling. This year alone I've been mistaken for a high school freshmen several times. Same reaction every time.

Wait. You're a senior??

I'm not in high school anymore. I'm in college. I'm 20 going on 21 but people say I look like i'm 17 or less, and if I actually slept, I'd look even younger, but that's what you get when your not at 9 months and your supposed to be dead. too much? I'll go ahead and say it anyway.

 

[UltimateWario]

Wait. You're a girl??

There are no girls on the internet.

Because the internet is not the kitchen.

 

[Kenith]

I'm not in high school anymore. I'm in college. I'm 20 going on 21 but people say I look like i'm 17 or less, and if I actually slept, I'd look even younger, but that's what you get when your not at 9 months and your supposed to be dead. too much? I'll go ahead and say it anyway.

Wait, are you serious? Also, is your avatar Lon'qu? I know it's not, but asking anyway.

 

[Alfonzo Bagpipez]

There are no girls on the internet.

Because the internet is not the kitchen.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Don't you know? He has reverse aging!

The Curious Case of Sakurai Button

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Wait, are you serious? Also, is your avatar Lon'qu? I know it's not, but asking anyway.

Kirito from SAO only in mature form, but I like lon'qu.

Spoiler

And yes, I was premature baby, which explains the youngness

But this has nothing to do with the roster thing, sorry lol. Carry on.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

I know the feeling. This year alone I've been mistaken for a high school freshmen several times. Same reaction every time.

Wait. You're a senior??

And I've been mistaken for a High School Softmore or Junior several times this year.
And I am in 8th grade and am 13.

I'm not in high school anymore. I'm in college. I'm 20 going on 21 but people say I look like i'm 17 or less, and if I actually slept, I'd look even younger, but that's what you get when your not at 9 months and your supposed to be dead. too much? I'll go ahead and say it anyway.

Then I am the polar opposite.
I have heard that I was born a little later than expected, and that may have something to do with me looking older and being almost 6 feet tall.
And being more intellectual then the average 13 year old.
But that last one may have nothing to do with it.

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

Wait. You're a girl??

What do you look like?

Ignore.

lol

There are no girls on the internet.

Because the internet is not the kitchen.

Hardy Har Har.

 

[PSIguy89]

maaaaaaaaan I wanna play Sakurai in brawl....it would be so easy..

 

[UltimateWario]

maaaaaaaaan I wanna play Sakurai in brawl....it would be so easy..

inb4 he's completely insane with Ganon

 

[Mega Bidoof]

lol

Hardy Har Har.

Since everyone is confessing genders, I should probably also admit that I am female.

 

[Alfonzo Bagpipez]

Since everyone is confessing genders, I should probably also admit that I am female.

 

[APC99]

Since everyone is confessing genders, I should probably also admit that I am female.

Seriously?!?!?

 

[Starcutter]

hey guys I made a new avi-

wait. bidoof is a girl? or is he trolling? don't know.

 

[UltimateWario]

GIRLS?!

IN MUH SMASHBOARDS?!

 

[Gunla]

Thread Re-Rail:
What if we don't get a reveal this or next week? Will you hold the same logic on reveals for Tropical Freeze?

 

[Kenith]

Since everyone is confessing genders, I should probably also admit that I am female.

WUT

Hold on, let me see...

Yeah, okay, it's possible.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Since everyone is confessing genders, I should probably also admit that I am female.

You troll all the time.

I call your bluff.

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

GIRLS?!

IN MUH SMASHBOARDS?!

Amazing isn't it?

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Seriously?!?!?

hey guys I made a new avi-

wait. bidoof is a girl? or is he trolling? don't know.

I am legitamitley a beautiful woman.
A woman Bidoof.

A man Bidoof.
A manly man Bidoof.

A woman Bidoof.
A sock.

 

[Kenith]

I am legitamitley a beautiful woman.
A woman Bidoof.

A man Bidoof.
A manly man Bidoof.

A woman Bidoof.
A sock.

Alright real talk, are you a chick? Cause I don't mind. I am not sexist.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Alright real talk, are you a chick? Cause I don't mind. I am not sexist.

I am a Bidoof,
A legendary Pokémon.
Which doesn't have a gender.

But seriously, I am a guy.
What 13 year old girl is on SmashBoards?
They are all busy on Instagram or snapchatting at Starbucks.

 

[UltimateWario]

Thread Re-Rail:
What if we don't get a reveal this or next week? Will you hold the same logic on reveals for Tropical Freeze?

!WARNING!
LACK OF Y CHROMOSOMES DETECTED.
THREAD RERAIL FAILED.
SELF-DERAILING SEQUENCE INITIATED.
TIME TO DETONATION: 5:00

 

[Mega Bidoof]

So I was looking around the internet for more possible profile pics.
And I found this.

I will now find a girlfriend so I can give this to someone.

 

[APC99]

I am a Bidoof,
A legendary Pokémon.
Which doesn't have a gender.

But seriously, I am a guy.
What 13 year old girl is on SmashBoards?
They are all busy on Instagram or snapchatting at Starbucks.

That's sexist!

High school girls are a lot nicer and such. But snap chatting is a problem.

 

[PSIguy89]

you know its funny...despite living in a assbackwards state "in the sticks" I know lots of girls who play smash! yay NH.....(not really)

 

[Kenith]

I am a Bidoof,
A legendary Pokémon.
Which doesn't have a gender.
But seriously, I am a guy.
What 13 year old girl is on SmashBoards?
They are all busy on Instagram or snapchatting at Starbucks.

Ahem. Sexist statement.

Oh yeah guys, big deal about me: not a fan of misogyny. I won't preach, but that's a defining characteristic of my personality. I also like girls artistically. Hence, Palutena is beautiful.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

That's sexist!

High school girls are a lot nicer and such. But snap chatting is a problem.

It's not sexist.
Just everyone at my school is a stereotype of whatever they are.
Maybe it's a curse.

I where glasses, get good grades, and I am considered a nerd. Then I come joke here and talk, which is a stereotype nerd thing.

And all the girls go to Starbucks and are obsessed with Instagram.

I am not kidding.

 

[UltimateWario]

I also like girls artistically..

Is that why you like G-him so much?

 

[Depressed Gengar]

Aw man, I was waiting for T-Rex.
But Golden isn't here is he?
So I'll do it myself.

Rawr.

Joey's "Top Percentage" Rattata is better.

 

[Gunla]

you know its funny...despite living in a assbackwards state "in the sticks" I know lots of girls who play smash! yay NH.....(not really)

Half of the Smashers I know (or very close to that number) are female. Sexism is rather off-topic and enough of the subject.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Half of the Smashers I know (or very close to that number) are female. Sexism is rather off-topic and enough of the subject.

I for one am not being sexist.
Just every girl I know in real life is a stereotypical girl, and is basically the example of a girl in a sexist statement.

 

[Kenith]

Is that why you like G-him so much?

DAMMIT! YOU BEAT ME TO IT! You went and took my favorite joke right out from under me!!

And she prefers to be called Debbie.

 

[Gunla]

I for one am not being sexist.
Just every girl I know in real life is a stereotypical girl, and is basically the example of a girl in a sexist statement.

I still rather re-rail the subject, and let's move on from this.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Legendaries are the free-thinking radicals of the Pokemon world.

Gender means nothing to them. They are just Pokemon; pure and simple. They are not restricted by gender roles. They are just as comfortable peeing whilst standing as well as sitting.

 

[LordJackal]

In fact, they're just constantly peeing.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

High school girls are a lot nicer and such. But snap chatting is a problem.

That is very fortunate and completely affects my life, since I am going to an all boys private school.

Because you know,
Intelligence.

 

[Kenith]

I still rather re-rail the subject, and let's move on from this.

If there's one thing we have in common, it's that off-topic pisses us off.

I shall pick a character from my roster and we shall discuss it.

...Dillon. Go.

I haven't played this game, but oh my god this artstyle is rad.
He's a freaking cowboy armadillo.

 

[XStarWarriorX]

That's the last time I get sorta personal in this thread. maybe.

Sorry.... Sorry everybody for starting this. Go talk about Dillion, he's cool.

 

[UltimateWario]

Sonic clone.

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