SHOUTOUTS
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KiraFlax ($90.00)

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Good job coming back and beating me in Grand Finals. I have never sweated so much in my life then when I was playing you those last two sets. Too bad I was running out of steam at the end, but I will be working on those stamina issues next time! You won’t get so lucky, *****.
2:
Silly Kyle ($40.00)

Almost there. Gonna be #1 in AZ soon!
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K9 ($15.00)

You’re really good, K9. Gotta get past the mental hurdles and your gameplay will improve significantly. Dat AZ Anger tho lolz
4:
Stevo 
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Didn’t get to play you at this tourney, but good stuff as usual! Doing lots of work with multiple characters. I like it. Looking forward to our next encounter, you are super chill!
5:
Yummy 
You suck.

Just kidding, you’re super kewl and you need to smoke with the Tucson crew again sometime!!
7:
MaxFalcon 
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Wow, good ****! I was not expecting you to place this high since I haven’t seen you enter in ages. Hope this is enough motivation to come back and **** all the *****es!!
7:
Ominous 
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Same for you! God damn, placing top 8 with your sick Game & Watch. Better watch out for Smiley though!!! You best enter more tournaments too.
9:
Aaven 
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You did really good considering you had to fight me first round in winner’s and had to tear through loser’s bracket. You’ll learn the Peach matchup soon enough and will give me a run for my money!!
9:
Smiley 
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Good ****ing **** in our money match set. I was kinda salty losing the second match, but at the same time super proud of you for going so hard. If there is anyone in Tucson I have the most hope for right now, it’s you. We need to get together super soon and smash for like 8 hours in one session and come out as champions.
9:
GV7 
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Surprised you placed 9th, was expecting you to get top 8 at least. Either way, keep working on that Lucas even though I murdered the **** out of it in pools lulz
13:
Ensis 
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OMG! Saffy, you are so ****ing amazing! I’m so glad to have you back in our region. If only you lived closer to me, I would definitely make sure we would hang out so you’d never be lonely and bored! Thank you so much for the plushie! Wish I could have been there when you were first handing them out. Either way, I better see you at more tournaments! Even though we didn’t get to spend much time together or play each other, I know we will make it up in the future. <3
13:
RaveRemix 
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Your controller is really good! My biggest advice for you is to play a little more aggressive. I see a lot of opportunities in your matches where you could have approached and gone for a hit/combo, but instead would retreat and camp more. Too many missed opportunities, but I know you have it in you to fix your smash issues. You got this! Great tournament
13:
Mike 
Good **** repping dat ZSS!
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Jane 
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You need to practice harder and stick with Olimar. Lolz, good times chilling, getting food and going to Cori’s for covert operations.
17:
Sadpanda 
Glad to have a Diddy in the scene. Keep up the work!
17:
Lance 
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I wanna see your Snake do nasty things. Play with Z more and hopefully I can join y’all for a super epic smash session that raises Tucson’s level to the MAX!
17:
Muffin 
Glad to have another Peach player around. I hope you stick with her and continue to improve with her. Even though she’s a demanding character, winning with her is so rewarding. Please make the effort to come out to more tournaments!
17:
MeowK 
Didn’t really talk to you much, but hope to see you do better when you have more rest!
17:
Hykan 
You did extremely well against me in pools. It was almost as if you had Peach experience before… :-p
17:
TommyDerMeister 
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Slightly disappointed in your performance. Either way, it was a ****ing blast. You da bess
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JordayThanks for coming out, broski!
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HeySeuss 
Your Samus was super annoying in teams lol. I know you can definitely do better in singles. Work hard on dat missile spam!
25:
Herro 
We never got to money match! Thank you for rooting for me, I love my Tucson cheerleaders! It saddens me so much that you’re gonna be leaving our state soon. I love you, boo boo. Be mine forever! <3
25:
Relic 
Thanks for coming out! Hope you make it to future tourneys.
25:
Stuff 
Damn, you can totes do better than 25th. It was a lot of fun playing you in pools and in Project M. You are definitely improving, it might be hard to see that, but you are. Low tiers are demanding characters that take a lot of time to get good with. Keep it up!
31:
Izzy
Yo, thx for coming lulz
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1:
Axe ($33.00)

OMG! I ****ing love you, Jeff! I never want to be at a Melee tournament without you there! Your presence is always welcomed and I love playing you in bracket cuz it’s super intense every time!! Lol, you totes made a 3 game comeback in our set in Winner’s Finals. Your damn mains are too good! I will be watching videos of Armada, myself, and a few others more intensely. I want to reach the next level. Hopefully this summer we will get the opportunity to travel out of state together and compete.
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Wobbles ($16.50)

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Omg lawl we practically played in every single event at this tournament. Why do you have to be so God damn good!? I was in complete shock when I beat you in Winner’s Semis. Great job murdering me in Loser’s Finals with flipping Mario! In both Melee and Project M! You will definitely be sued soon for domestic violence against my lovely Princess Peach. Those bruises can’t be faked!! All those fairs to the **** really hurt.
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Silly Kyle ($5.50)

Yay, your ELO will go up! <3
4:
Angel 
God damn, a Yoshi in the top 4!? Good job beating Okami on Rainbow Cruise. That was really intense and it’s mesmerizing seeing you do so well with such a limited character. Vman definitely needs to take some notes!

It was fun to finally play some friendlies. Peach has it too easy against Yoshi, but you still make it a chore to win cuz you’re so amazing. Hope it was a wonderful birthday!
5:
Tai 
Play more Marth in friendlies, don’t give a **** about what anyone says. IDGAF if people complain about Peach, I’m not gonna switch unless I feel like going Zelda for the lulz or I’m playing Barwlz. Your Marth is legit, just gotta be more consistent and learn a few more tricks/counters to other *****es stuff.
5:
OkamiBW 
I love teaming with you!

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is my absolute favorite team of all time! I love downsmashing a ton in doubles and getting like 700 damage for the team while you just smack them in the face with fair and GGs. We totes need to practice sometime in Tucson soon! I loved your pose against Kira in Project M. Super hilarious.
7:
EEF 
Wow, you did really good in Brawl. And good stuff in Melee too! Flagstaff is full of talent and I expect to see you breaking into the ranks very soon!
7:
Coreygames 
Good job beating Rubycryris! It was super fun chilling at your place after the tournament. Thank you so much for lending us your keys so we could level up at your place in between pools and bracket and stuff. I really wish you lived in Tucson so we could play like all the time and get better faster together! You’re super awesome and always improving. This includes your mindset too! Good stuff, super proud of you.
9:
Prof. Oksas 
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Great job in Project M! You are super nice and so chill. And pretty sexy. You definitely need to text me soon and invite me to smash sometime. Lawl, and you look so mature for your age. Hurry up and turn 21 so I can buy you a drink!
9:
Avenger 
Your Marth looks like it’s definitely improved. Please come out to the next tournament on the May 26th I believe.
9:
Rubyiris 
Wow, first of all. You need to chill the **** out. What the **** is your issue?
Don’t be such a hypocritical *****. Sorry I was complaining about broken tactics and moves in Project M, which is still a work in progress. Clearly there are things that need to be fixed. But you don’t need to blow up in my face and be a total ******* and embarrass yourself.
Second, I never have fun when we play. You always complain and say stupid ****. You are unpleasant to be around and have done nothing whatsoever lately to change that. So I’m definitely not going out of my way to smash with you anytime soon. I even went to visit Chris in Vail to smash because he is actually fun to smash with and is worth the drive.
I’m super disappointed in you and I’m tired of your self-defeating attitude. Your negativity in my life is NOT needed.
Peace the **** out and shut the **** up. I'm done with busted-*** crusty hoes like you.