Now where could my pipe be?
Chance: 5%
Jon is certainly a Garfield character. That's about the most he has going for him IMO. Granted, he is the most recurring character next to the orange cat himself, but even then, it's not Jon you see on all the posters, backpacks, novelty phones, clocks, plushes, pillows, and youth bowling alley signs; it's Garfield along with maybe Odie if they need a second character. Simply put, Jon isn't pushed as hard as other characters (even ones that are less recurring), probably because Jon's intentionally designed as a pathetically average dude with no redeeming qualities. That doesn't exactly scream "marketable," especially when you're talking about a franchise that practically exists solely to sell merchandise to kids these days. It doesn't bode well in terms of moveset variety, either; I'm sure you could design a moveset for Jon based on various gags and bits from the Garfield strips, but imagine what they could do with Odie, a character with a more unique physique and more overtly cartoonish antics, instead. Unless Garfield somehow gets three characters in this game, I don't think Jon's gonna stand out to the developers enough for them to add him.
Want: 5%
Nah. Jon's not exactly an offensive character, but frankly there's a reason he got phased out as the main character in favor of his lazy pet cat. Ironically, fan projects like Realfield and lasagnacat have done more to endear Jon to me than any of the official Garfield media, but the fact is he's still just a guy. No matter what he does, Jon always fails, and with a few exceptions, his pet cat always has one over on him. Jon functions best as a butt monkey, the eternal object of everyone's scorn and mockery. Letting Jon beat up Garfield (or anyone, really) would kind of ruin the joke in my opinion, and that's to say nothing of how frankly boring he is. Like, I legitimately can't think of anything unique about him that you can ascribe to a moveset. He's a cartoonist? I guess? Then again, how often does Jon actually draw cartoons these days?
Abstain on Rusty Spokes, because oh my GOD whose child is this he looks disgusting.
Azula Prediction: 28%
I'm expecting around Sokka-level ratings for this one. She's a popular and important Avatar character, but one that is pretty clearly beaten out by Zuko on all fronts. She could happen, but is up against some fierce competition.
Noms to She-
...nah, **** that. We're doing Bubble Bass.