TAKE OUT THE PAPERS AND THE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!
Yakkity Yak
Chance: 0.2% - Pretty much everything is going against Yakkity Yak at the moment. He has no fan demand, hasn't aired on the main channel since the mid 2000's, isn't on Paramount+, and most of all....isn't even owned by Nickelodeon Some random Canadian company owns it now (it was an Australian-Canadian import anyway), so Nick likely wouldn't want to put in the money towards a character that nobody's asking for. Sure, I don't think Yakkity Yak would be that expensive, but Ludosity would opt for someone more demanded, while Nick would opt for someone more profitable. And when it comes to DLC those two go hand in hand. Promotionally, though, Yakkity Yak was already an interesting case. He got terrible timeslots, usually while kids were at school or on Sunday afternoons. Yet Nick DID play plenty of ads for the show praising it as something bigger than it was. The most notable thing about the show, which was in said ads, was the cover of "Yakety Yak" by The Coasters, which went on to even win an award (which is actually more than you can say for a lot of other Nicktoons, like TUFF Puppy). Still, the pieces just aren't there for that Yak to take the stage. His only real benefit is that he's the undisputed frontrunner of his series (I really don't see Keo or Lemony being picked over him).
Want: 100% - If I'm gonna be honest, this show was super flaccid (though inoffensive), it did little with its' premise (a young Yak who wants to become a standup comedian) in favor of stock kids' show plots, and episodes just....happened. Plus I technically have bigger priorities in terms of characters. So why give this such a high score? Simple: He's played a disturbingly big role in some of the inside jokes between some friends and I (which is a reason why several people want Otis, for example), to the point of us getting VERY good at imitating his voice. We even made a Civilization V mod of him as a joke, complete with terrible abilities! So it'd be super ridiculously funny if he got in, that kind of thing is once in a lifetime!
Kappa Mikey
Chance: 5% - Mikey's definitely in a decent spot, but has a couple of pitfalls that seriously hurt his chances. To start with the good stuff, Kappa Mikey's been receiving some renewed interest in recent years, and has his fair share of fan demand. He doesn't poll, say, Squidward levels, but he generally does well for himself. Plus there's plenty of silly gadgets and other items you could slap onto Mikey for a fun moveset so the devs are not short on material! Nick also HEAVILY promoted it back in the day, and even if it got a very limited timeslot on the main channel, it was still clearly adored. Even newspaper articles at the time were treating it like a big deal! The problem is that the show has a cult following at best, there are bigger Nicktoons with way more fan demand, and there's the fact that the show isn't directly owned by Nick. Nick wasn't very involved in its' production (hell it was originally gonna be pitched to MTV instead) and they don't retain much if anything of the rights to the show. Nick's likely gonna want to look inward for DLC choices, and if they want to grab a character from another company I see Doug or a Dreamworks character taking that slot. Still, if he gains more fan demand I can see him being a high contender for this game's equivalent of third party reps.
Want: 90% - Only taking off 10% due to having bigger priorities at the moment. Kappa Mikey was such a fun show! I loved it as a kid though sadly I didn't get to see it much since we didn't have Nicktoons Network during its' run on the channel (it was 2005, NN was still super new) so my experience with it was more limited. But I was always left wishing that the show had more airtime on the main channel! Even if it missed a lot of opportunities, the parodies and references (it even referenced Chobits of all things in a background cameo, which I really appreciated!) were always a treat and never felt overbearing either (it felt way more fun to watch than Lucky Star ever did)! The characters were all lovable and goofy, and the whole thing had a very warm feeling to it! Plus imagine the stage! It'd be cool to have a Luigi's Mansion-esque destructible stage on an actual LilyMu set with Guano yelling "CUUUUUUUUTT!" when it all falls apart, just like the actual show! Really, having Mikey in the game would be a joy, and would bring both 2000's representation and more colorful energy to the game! Give this kid an invitation!
Nominations:
Clyde McBride x10
Rusty Spokes x5
Predictions:
Dreamworks Character - 7.39% - This is gonna be an interesting one! Not expecting high scores since Nick's contract with Dreamworks has long since ended, but several Dreamworks characters have the meme power and fan demand to sway Ludosity! This could be a rare case where Nick might see it as worth it to shell out the money!