Chibi Robo's Chance: 15%
I think he could happen, he'd be a quirky, unique character that might fit in well with Smash, depending on how they implement him. However, he hasn't made nearly a big enough name to warrant an inclusion. Might be an AT, but I'd be really surprised if he was a character.
Want: Abstain
Apart from SSF2 I know absolutely nothing about him.
Here we go...
I have never written a rant for Ridley, which makes me quite angry at myself, as he's one of my most wanted characters. But seeing as this is probably the last time we will rate him before release, I'm going all out. I'm going to split this into different sections, otherwise I won't be able to keep this coherent. This isn't going to focus on why he should be included in the game because, well, he already is. It just hasn't been confirmed in what way.
THIS IS GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY BIG TO THE POINT I MIGHT HAVE TO SPOILER TAG INDIVIDUAL SECTIONS. THOSE WITH FAINT OF HEART WHO CANNOT READ TEXT WALLS SHOULD TURN BACK NOW!
1. Wasn't Ridley deconfirmed?
No
First of all, it's "disconfirmed", it drives me nuts when people use deconfirmed, as that would mean the character was confirmed, but deconfirmed later.
Secondly, Sakurai didn't disconfirm Ridley in any way shape or form. When Sakurai disconfirms characters, he makes sure to specify that these characters will
NOT be playable, or explicitly showing them in a roll where they
CANNOT . Characters including:
1. Skull Kid
2. Ashley
3. Waluigi
4. Chrom
5. Every Assist Trophy and Pokeball in the Direct
6. Every Assist Trophy and Pokeball ever
He even went out of his way to disconfirm Brittany from Pikmin 3 when showing her trophy. He specifically went out of his way to state that this rather insignificant character would not be playable in Smash Bros.
THAT is a disconfirmation people.
"But Kalimdori, Sakurai has never shown a character before they were announced! He even said that characters are officially announced on the website, therefore any character that isn't announced
HAS to be deconfirmed!"
Oh my gosh you are absolutely right! And by that logic:
= Deconfirmed
= Deconfirmed
= Deconfirmed
= Deconfirmed
Not only is that statement naive, it's downright false, as I just showed. A character is not disconfirmed until Sakurai says so, or it is shown in such a way it cannot be playable. This is why Ridley is not disconfirmed, and why several of the characters we have listed as "Deconfirmed" on this game should not be there
(Saving for rant in my nominations for this post)
2. Ridley is a boss, not a character!
I'm going to split this into 2 sections: Size and behavior
Size: To put it bluntly, outside of his NES appearance, Ridley is the smallest he's ever been in this game, nearly half the size he was in Brawl. If you want to know how I came to this conclusion, please visit the second post of the Ridley thread, I'm not going to copy and paste that over here. (Because then this post would be too big
)
Behavior: I'm seeing people claiming that we "Don't know how bosses work and move" in this game, and therefore, Ridley's behavior in the Direct isn't something that can be shown as evidence to his playability. Which I would agree would be the case,
if we didn't already have a boss fight to base it off of!
To those of you who never touched Subspace Emissary, never played Smash before now, or have a very short memory span, Ridley was a boss before in Smash Bros. Twice. Both of these fights had an active, fast Ridley that was constantly attacking the player. In this iteration, we have a Ridley that casually flies in from the right at a slow speed, hovers in midair for a few seconds (Possibly with a Pikachu in his hands, but that's not a certainty), and casually flies off to the left, only to immediately come back ascending to a higher altitude. If this is a boss fight, it's downright boring, especially compared to his Brawl battles.
Not only that, but Ridley's animations in this are incredibly choppy, his speed is extremely slow compared to his previous battles, he is moving directly across the axis that players move across, even when gaining altitude, and goes a full 12 seconds without A) Attacking, or B) Assuming he did grab Pikachu, did absolutely nothing with him. So if this is a boss, it is a slow boss that does not attack and possibly grabs people without doing anything.
Or it's someone controlling a character.
3. Sakurai is hyping him up as a boss!
This excuse.
This excuse. This excuse drives me up the wall more then any other one. The claims that Ridley is to big or to overpowered or wouldn't have a moveset are so idiotic that it baffles me how people still think they are viable, and I'm not going to waste my time trying to prove them wrong. (Yes, if you believe either of those arguments I just called you an idiot #sorrynotsorry)
If Sakurai is just hyping up Ridley as a stage boss, he is taking one of the most requested characters to be in this game and slapping him into a gimmick of a feature that has always been present in Smash Bros.
This would be akin to hyping up Mewtwo as a Master Ball Pokemon.
In conclusion:
If Ridley is a boss, he is a poorly designed, diminutive boss that has been deliberately hidden and hyped up for no apparent reason. If he is a character, Sakurai has been keeping him a secret for a future reveal, and is creating controversy around him to build hype, similarly to what he did with Palutena. As such, I give Ridley:
Chance: 99%
With a 1% chance that Sakurai is either an idiot or deliberately being a douche to Ridley fans. Both of which I don't believe are true. There is no logical explanation for Sakurai's behavior if Ridley is just a boss.
Want: 100%
I want Ridley to be playable in this game. After being dragged along for nearly a year to learn Ridley's fate, not having him playable would be a slap in the face to me and all Ridley fans. It would be so awesome to play as him, he's arguably the most deserving Nintendo All Star to get into this game (Barring maybe Toad). And I despise Ridley's detractors. I have been ridiculed for wanting a
character in a
video game, for around
10 years, to the point that I have been called a
cancer to the Smash Bros community. I hate Ridley detractors and want to be able to prove them wrong.
Even without that, Ridley is my favorite Nintendo villain, and my second most wanted character to get into this game, of course I would want him in this game. As for my most wanted character...
Warning: Another rant is approaching. Kudos to you if you stuck around this far, and I will give you a cookie if you can make it through this whole post.
Nominations: x5 Rayman Rerate
Yeah. You read that right. If you recall, I said I was going to rant about the characters we have listed as deconfirmed on our list (Feel free to ignore this part of this post) As you may also recall, I also ranted about how Sakurai deconfirms characters. And as such, several of our disconfirmed characters are simple assumptions that should not be listed as such. For example:
Zoroark: Even with all the demo footage we've gotten, we have never seen any sign of Zoroark in any part of this game, other then the Greninja trailer. That and combined with the fact that Sakurai said the Pokemon in the trailer would be "appearing in some form" instead of specifying they will be Pokeballs, means that Zoroark's disconfirmation is undeserving. I personally think he's a Smash Run enemy, but we have no proof that he can't be a character.
Lip: Her stick is an item and Kirby still has a garbage block? How is that... huh? Fox's main weapon is an Arwing but he doesn't use that
Mario uses Fire flowers and mushrooms in his games, but those are just items. Assumed disconfirmation is an assumption.
Isa: Terrible reason for disconfirmation is terrible.
Wonder Red/Tiki/Rayman: Go back up and read my rant about Ridley not being disconfirmed. Exact same thing applies here. When Sakurai makes a point of assuring people that
Brittany is not playable, but doesn't for others, disconfirming them is an assumption, not a fact.
I don't think any of these characters have much of a chance of being playable, but not having much of a chance =/= having no chance at all.
So why am I singling out Rayman? Simple.
Unrepresented gigantic third party company has two separate trophies for their company mascot.
DONE!
*pant* *pant* *pant*
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go lie down...