I got 25th, I played horribly today.
I beat some D3, forgot the name. 2-1. Lost first game, won on my CP, won on Delfino.
I then fought Jon T, and now I see why he doesn't play Snake dittos. He's relatively bad at them. He beat me first round just barely (Snake dittos), then I beat him second round, just barely. (Snake dittos) I got cypher grabbed the first game (why I lost) and the second I was playing stupidly on my second stock (he caught up).
Then something that made me want to cry happened.
Jon T totally trashed my Snake on Frigate with Dedede. He read me like a book.
Amazing player, bad at Snake dittos. Now I see why he uses Dedede for them.
He also used the grenade hold > shield on landing on mine against me. It did like 30% on me and I literally had to tell him how epic and awesome that was that he incorporated it into his game just an hour or so after I told him about it. This will be the 3rd time. Good **** man, that was pretty **** sweet.
So Jon T knocked me into the Loser's Bracket, and from my viewpoint Loser's Bracket didn't look to bad. Little did I know....
That another Snake main, who is ****ing epic at Snake dittos, was in my bracket. So I go in, I beat some random Mario main named Ronin 2-0. Matches were rather boring, I mean.. it's freaking Mario.
So I beat Ronin, then get to face this Holl guy. I didn't know he was a Snake main, and to be honest I didn't know how good he was.
He camped really well, and I played probably my worst all day. I was pissed that I had to do Snake dittos, yet again. I constantly ran into C4 and mines (I mean left and right constantly) but managed to hold my own. He barely won first game.
So I was pretty pissed. He banned RC, probably thinking I'd switch to MK. I switch to Marth and take him to Brinstar. (Brinstar was chosen at random, I just didn't want to go a neutral nor a stage he could hardcore camp me (like Norfair).
So I kill him at 87% first stock with a tipped fsmash.
He camps super well, I lose my first stock.
Second stock was boring and was just trading grenades/ftilts with forward airs and up airs.
Third stock, I again hit him with a tipped fsmash at around 80-90% and he dies.
I feel rather bad, because I had barely won and was starting to get mad at running into his C4/mines like a madman. Seriously, why can't I keep track of his ****?
So, me being the idiot I am decide to switch back to Snake. Because you know, Olimar doesn't exist. He takes us to Yoshi's Island after I ban Final Destination.
Thus begins the camping.
The entire match was camping.
Me stupidly running into c4/mine (which I FINALLY STOPPED DOING midway in my second stock. Took me 3 games to stop doing this ****)
Midway through my second stock, I finally start making a comeback and manage to camp him. I camp him down from his first stock, into his second, into late into his second, I die. I camp some more, and the game comes down to last hit. I uair instead of bair liked I wanted to, I get all that sweet landing lag from a ff'd uair, and he utilts me and I hit 2 mortars on my way up.
I would have won if I baired. I was outraged right then. I shook his hand, unplugged my controller like I was going to pull the cord into 2, and stormed outside to cool off.
Let it be known:
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
I HATE DESPISE SNAKE DITTOS!
That is how my day went.
And hopefully I have a ride to Active today and get to redeem myself.
PS, Jon T can be a cool guy. And he can be a ****. "Lol you lost to 2 snake mains you suck" /**** you