Quotes from GTA+ Brawl/Wii U Skype Chat

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[1:24:58 PM] Inle: the textbook opening is essentially throw one piece up, grab another and throw it up/down in front of the other one
[1:25:07 PM] Inle: grab another piece and sit in shield
[1:25:19 PM] Inle: wait for opponent to **** self
[1:25:25 PM | Edited 1:25:35 PM] Inle: laugh at misery and soiled trousers

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4/25/2014 11:23:07 PM] @AresxBlitz: If I ever get good at brawl i'm gonna make a combo video called the metaknight of Oz, where I just nado 4dayz and have dorothy asking if it's kansas

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4/29/2014 11:19:45 PM] WDJR: Called someone an idiot because they were saying Smash 4 is just copying PM.
[4/29/2014 11:20:14 PM] Stef: I heard smash 4 is even going to have Kirby in it. Clearly ripping off PM
[4/29/2014 11:20:25 PM] WDJR: Guise smash4 has shields
[4/29/2014 11:20:34 PM] WDJR: lets boycott it
[4/29/2014 11:20:38 PM] WDJR: only pm has shiedls
[4/29/2014 11:20:39 PM] Armen: it has double jumps
[4/29/2014 11:20:45 PM] WDJR: Oh damn
[4/29/2014 11:20:45 PM] Armen: clearly copying
[4/29/2014 11:20:53 PM] WDJR: Sakurai to prison
[4/29/2014 11:21:30 PM] Stef: As we speak i am setting up pm on my computer
[4/29/2014 11:22:06 PM] Armen: thats not possible
[4/29/2014 11:22:14 PM] Armen: im going to report you to the twitch cops
[4/29/2014 11:22:19 PM] Stef: My computer is a wii idiot
[4/29/2014 11:22:29 PM] Armen: oh carry on then

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:23:42 PM] Armen: this is the future
[7:23:45 PM] Armen: of smash 4
[7:23:48 PM] Armen: toilet matches
[7:23:53 PM] Armen: on the 3ds
[7:24:21 PM] WDJR: Imagine it now.
[7:24:27 PM] hell-dew: toilet to toilet
[7:24:28 PM] WDJR: "Hey bro, Wifi ?"
[7:24:37 PM] Armen: t2t
[7:24:38 PM] WDJR: "I'm taking a long **** and need to kill some time"
[7:24:51 PM] hell-dew: "yo bro so am i"
[7:25:01 PM | Edited 7:25:03 PM] WDJR: Toilet MM lessgo

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:05:47 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: I just posted the quotes thread into the GOML thread
[9:05:57 PM] WDJR: Perfect.
[9:06:08 PM] WDJR: It gives Ontario the exposure it needs.
[9:06:13 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: need to show the OoR people what they're getting into
[9:06:17 PM] WDJR: Barring the random weather.
[9:06:20 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: after it's too late not to come
[9:06:26 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil)
[9:06:30 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: WHAT THE HELL
[9:06:38 PM] WDJR: What.
[9:06:42 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: oh right it's (devil) not (evil)
[9:06:47 PM] WDJR: Did you look down and see your feet ?
[9:06:49 PM | Edited 9:06:51 PM] WDJR: Ogh.
[9:06:58 PM] WDJR: Caveperson
[9:07:05 PM] WDJR: ooog oogg uggg ugg
[9:07:13 PM] WDJR: i make flaoc wall paintdrawwall

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:22:49 PM] WDJR: I was about to sleep just now
[9:22:57 PM] WDJR: But then I remembered I'm cooking something

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:06:51 PM] Frank: Are there any other major players going?
[10:06:54 PM] Frank: to kuwait?
[10:07:02 PM] Chris Fisch: yeah
[10:07:09 PM | Edited 10:07:43 PM] Chris Fisch: Fischtopherson
[10:07:47 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: fisch ur not a major
[10:07:51 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: ur a lieutenant at best
[10:07:59 PM] Chris Fisch: but...
[10:08:00 PM] Chris Fisch:
[10:08:27 PM] Sir Jigglesworth III: no buts

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:12:13 PM] WDJR: Unplugging my controller mid match
[10:12:20 PM] WDJR: Will cause a great deal of interference

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:38:20 PM] Nassim Laib: the feeling you have now
[8:38:36 PM] Nassim Laib: I felt the same first time I came to canada
[8:38:40 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Is how you felt about Canada? XD
[8:38:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Lol
[8:38:54 PM] Anojan: now you know why he tolerates our stupid **** LOL

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:45:10 PM] Nate: Free is an anagram for Armen.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:46:39 PM] Nassim Laib: vishal please
[8:46:54 PM] Nassim Laib: ask the guy if he is a muslim for me

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:09:34 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And I started watching Nim, a documentary about an psych experiment where they raised a chimp as if it was a human and taught it sign language and stuff
[9:09:38 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: But I didn't finish that
[9:09:50 PM] WDJR: Neither did the Chimp

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:52:02 PM] Inle: also sad cause i gotta werk
[10:52:09 PM] Inle: brb in 8 hours
[10:52:15 PM] Stef: line pls
[10:52:27 PM] Frank: also sad cause I gotta twerk
[10:52:30 PM] Frank: brb 8 hours
[10:52:38 PM] Klamusmonsaklador Moglukarkarglupison Lupituglusakar Chupiflakarsemust: 8 hours of Frank twerking.
[10:52:42 PM] Klamusmonsaklador Moglukarkarglupison Lupituglusakar Chupiflakarsemust: I'd pay to watch that.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:53:06 AM] Blacktwins: literally four kirby's on screen
[11:53:24 AM] Blacktwins: thats when you know the apocalypse is coming

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:29:25 PM] Klamusmonsaklador Moglukarkarglupison Lupituglusakar Chupiflakarsemust: You don't even really do it close to them.
[9:29:55 PM] Klamusmonsaklador Moglukarkarglupison Lupituglusakar Chupiflakarsemust: It's like "Hey, I have a move, you better watch out.. WHAT'S THAT I HAVE TWO MOVES SUCKER"
[9:30:02 PM] Inle: that is like
[9:30:07 PM] Inle: 100% how i use it

 

[pidgezero_one]

[8:45:31 PM] Anojan: anybody wanna talk cool stuff about brawl
[8:46:04 PM] Stef: flaoc
[8:46:17 PM] Blitz: Ike climbers
[8:46:24 PM] live:armen_enzo: ok anojan
[8:46:28 PM] Anojan: i h8 u guz

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[1:39:17 PM] hell-dew: no ones gonna be there cause sktar
[1:39:29 PM] Blacktwins: oh
[1:39:39 PM] Blacktwins: i thought no one was gona be there cuz blitz was going

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:53:06 PM] trilotrilo2: ppl just complain about anything nowadays
[4:53:25 PM] trilotrilo2: **** makes me so angry
[4:53:30 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: But bro it's a minor inconvenience bro
[4:53:32 PM | Edited 4:53:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: The world has to know

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:06:59 PM] HolyNightmare: My theory is ally had the chilian spirit
[5:07:00 PM] HolyNightmare: but it left him
[5:07:00 PM] HolyNightmare: and it's in zero now
[5:07:06 PM] swordgard: my theory is that chile is garbs

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:54:49 PM] Armen: how close was you vs meek?
[8:55:02 PM] WRDJ: I was sitting right next to him.
[8:55:11 PM] Armen: the set pls
[8:55:18 PM] WRDJ: This is how it went.
[8:57:15 PM] WRDJ: EEvisu: DJ Falcon, you gotta play Meek next.
Me: Alright.
*finds meek 15 minutes later, sits next to him*
Me: Heya Meek old buddy ol' pal.
Me: This is how it's going to work..

Me: We gotta play.
Meek: Oh **** that, I forfeit.
Me: You sure ?
Meek: You serious, we gotta play ?
Me: Yeah, we have to.
Meek: Yeah, I forfeit. I have better things to do with my time.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:04:26 PM] Sho: make sure you enter AC world not AC games
[10:04:29 PM] Sho: rookie mistake
[10:04:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Also make sure you don't get off at Vagina Station
[10:04:43 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: rookie mistake
[10:04:51 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: is that really a mistake?
[10:04:58 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Also make sure you take the train to Toronto
[10:05:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And not to the Denver Broncos
[10:05:03 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: rookie mistake

 

[infiniteV115]

[04/06/2014 10:38:46 PM] Anojan: getting DCd out of apokemon match is the most frustrating thing ever
[04/06/2014 11:07:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: den stp gtn dcd fgt
[04/06/2014 11:09:35 PM] Anojan: shut up you asshole
[04/06/2014 11:09:50 PM] Anojan: i will make you unhappy
[04/06/2014 11:10:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Joke's on you, I'm already unhappy
[04/06/2014 11:10:13 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Wait
[04/06/2014 11:10:16 PM] Anojan: d..damn bro
[04/06/2014 11:10:18 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: XD
[04/06/2014 11:10:19 PM] Anojan: im sorry

 

[pidgezero_one]

[11:33:06 PM] Stef: trying to decide if i should shut down operations
[11:33:10 PM] Stef: -_-
[11:33:14 PM] fischtopher: wow
[11:33:20 PM] fischtopher: i actually read that as dededecide
[11:33:23 PM] fischtopher: -______-

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:35:38 AM] Shiny Mewtwo: Hi I'm Troy McClure
[9:35:39 AM] Armen: hi im troy mcleur
[9:35:43 AM] Armen: sniped
[9:35:45 AM] Shiny Mewtwo: You may remember me from
[9:35:46 AM] Armen: you may remember me from
[9:35:50 AM] Armen: gdi

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:26:19 PM] Max Manco: hey do boogers not have a smell or are we just so used to their smell that we don't notice (because they're in our noses)
[9:26:24 PM] Max Manco: this is important

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:16:28 AM] WRDJ: Wait
[11:16:29 AM] WRDJ: Armen
[11:16:40 AM] WRDJ: Why isn't Lucario listed in your characters ?
[11:16:47 AM] WRDJ: I only see Lucario marth and Olimar.
[11:16:50 AM] WRDJ: Wait.

 

[pidgezero_one]

[12:19:51 PM] vishal.b.115: Hey Stef do you like dijon mustard
[12:21:02 PM] BBQ | NFL | Stef: not on its own but i like it mixed with horseradish mayo
[12:21:04 PM] BBQ | NFL | Stef: y do u ask
[12:21:16 PM] vishal.b.115: I think this video will change your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w
[12:22:07 PM] BBQ | NFL | Stef: and this was banned because?
[12:22:47 PM] vishal.b.115: idk
[12:22:52 PM] vishal.b.115: MK probably

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:49:50 PM] Frank: sorry guis
[6:49:56 PM] Frank: Went to life drawing
[6:50:04 PM] Frank: at my gf's place
[6:50:06 PM] Frank: if you naameen
[6:50:19 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: life drawing
[6:50:20 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: or
[6:50:24 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: life giving?
[6:50:25 PM] Shiny Mewtwo:
[6:50:31 PM] Frank: lifemaking*

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:19:10 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Right I forgot that other people (not just you, Frank) have trouble with b-reverses

 

[pidgezero_one]

[1:07:28 AM] vishal.b.115: Hey Stef I think I know why you weren't invited to E3
[1:07:36 AM] vishal.b.115: They're planning on flying you out later in the year
[1:07:44 AM] vishal.b.115: So you can attend D3
[1:07:48 AM] BBQ | NFL | Stef: Shut the hell up

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:33:45 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Oh right I profit from tournaments lul
[10:33:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Yeah I'll go

 

[pidgezero_one]

[6:48:45 PM] live:armen_enzo: the 4th guy is me every time i try to tech anything
[6:48:46 PM] live:armen_enzo:

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:46:04 PM] Mewtwo of the Shiny variety: during the 2nd round 2 of my opponents were puff
[9:46:12 PM] Mewtwo of the Shiny variety: and after the match we did a 3 Puff FFA
[9:46:18 PM] Stef: did you win?
[9:46:27 PM] Mewtwo of the Shiny variety: yeah they just spammed rollout and killed themselves
[9:46:38 PM] Mewtwo of the Shiny variety: I tried to Rest them out of Rollout
[9:46:39 PM] Mewtwo of the Shiny variety: it was hard
[9:46:54 PM] Stef: im glad my terrible puff taught you how to beat stuff that will never work

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:50:24 PM] Chris Fisch: axe and hax need to team
[7:50:41 PM] Chris Fisch: against ppl named like max or jax or w.e else rhymes
[7:50:55 PM] Chris Fisch: watch the commentators eff up lol
[7:52:05 PM] Mewtwo of the Shiny variety: Hax/Axe vs Me and Doom
[7:52:43 PM] Nate: Axe/Hax vs, Max/Max @ PAX2015

 

[pidgezero_one]

[4:18:42 PM] pidgezer( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ne: is the db6 ruleset decided yet?
[4:18:50 PM] live:armen_enzo: yea puff banned
[4:18:55 PM] pidgezer( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ne: ?

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:27:22 PM] Armen: i remember our first to to sktar
[4:27:26 PM] Armen: at customs
[4:27:47 PM] Armen: us: "we're going to a smash bros. tournament in new jersey"
[4:27:57 PM] Armen: officer: "is that the one with mario?"
[4:29:24 PM] hell-dew: apex was good to
[4:29:31 PM] hell-dew: the guy was like whos the best out of you guys
[4:29:37 PM] hell-dew: everyone literally instantly points to V

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:12:56 PM] WJRD: Since when is it someone's responsibility to sleep on time.
[5:13:11 PM] WJRD: There should be someone who does that.
[5:13:16 PM] WJRD: They just knock on your door.
[5:13:19 PM] WJRD: Knock you out.
[5:13:22 PM] WJRD: And put you to bed.

 

[pidgezero_one]

[10:08:24 PM] Nate: if the NFL told me to **** off, I'd go right ahead and do just that.
[10:11:24 PM] vishal.b.115: I know Stef would do the same
[10:11:32 PM] vishal.b.115: She wouldn't dare talk back to her sponsor like that

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:03:17 PM] NAKAT: Rain is a salt nugget

[5:07:54 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I really really wonder what he was thinking when I met him at Apex 2014
[5:07:59 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Cause he probably had no idea who I was
[5:08:13 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I went up to him and I was like "Yo, I think I've seen you before? What's your gamer tag dude?"
[5:08:25 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And he was like "I'm Leffen"
[5:08:45 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And I was like "OH **** THAT'S RIGHT LOL aite sup dude nice meeting you peace"

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:20:57 PM] DR. John Wilson: So I had a dream where I was in art class
[6:21:19 PM] DR. John Wilson: And all my art work was being ripped off and copied
[6:21:26 PM] DR. John Wilson: By my teacher
[6:22:11 PM] DR. John Wilson: I then had to leave class, but before I did, I switched names with a new student.
[6:22:27 PM] DR. John Wilson: Remembering faces hadn't been invented yet.