Quotes from GTA+ Brawl/Wii U Skype Chat

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:19:15 PM] Anojan: blacktwins did you know you had a fan club
[10:19:41 PM] [T.T.D] Blacktwins13: Lol @ fan club
[10:19:48 PM] Anojan: you I'm telling you you have a fan club
[10:19:58 PM] Anojan: and it's at least as large as brown town including V
[10:20:27 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: ***** I'm not his fan, I'm his teammate
[10:20:36 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: I have to pretend he's good or else our team fails (mooning)

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:36:45 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Not like I came all over Blacktwins while commentating or anything
[10:36:48 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Wait what who said that

 

[pidgezero_one]

[9:02:15 PM] STEF: anyone wanna play hangman?
[9:02:19 PM] line pls: I DO
[9:02:24 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I LOVVE HANGMAN
[9:02:32 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: WITH 2 Vs!
[9:02:35 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: LOVVE
[9:02:40 PM] STEF: |¯ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[9:02:42 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: A
[9:02:57 PM] STEF: |¯ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A _ _ _ _ _ _
[9:02:59 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: E
[9:03:03 PM] Jabejazz :V: I
[9:03:03 PM] Jabejazz :V: S
[9:03:32 PM] STEF: |¯ S _ I _ _ _ E _ _ _ _ I S A _ E I _ E _
[9:03:42 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: SHINY MEWTWO IS A WEINER
[9:03:46 PM] STEF: lmao
[9:03:47 PM] STEF: (^5)
[9:03:52 PM] Jabejazz :V: pro
[9:03:55 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: YOU CAN QUOTE THAT I DONT CARE
[9:04:04 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I WON HANGMAN WOOOOOHOOOOO

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:36:41 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: Also it's Tin Man's last tournament
[10:36:47 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: before he goes to Australia
[10:36:50 PM] swordgard: should probably miss it then

 

[pidgezero_one]

[11:34:57 AM] vishal.b.115: Lol so apparently Anojan got banned from SWF for spamming jale
[11:35:12 AM] STEF: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[11:35:35 AM] STEF: HOW IS HE BANNED ANDD IM NOT
[11:35:35 AM] vishal.b.115: Knowing Anojan he probably didn't even notice that he was getting infracted for them

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:46:01 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: F is for friends who do stuff together
[5:46:18 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: U is for shut the **** up

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:11:04 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I'm not made of money
[6:11:08 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ...yet

[6:13:21 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: So the black Olimar costume = Oilmar?

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:05:24 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: blackgold died a few months ago
[7:05:27 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I consumed his body
[7:05:36 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: So Mewtwo ate gold
[7:05:41 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: And became shiny
[7:05:42 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Makes sense

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:44:24 PM] Pink Toaster, the Count guy.: Stef be smoking stuff
[9:44:55 PM] STEF: not anymore
[9:45:22 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: ya she quit like a bajillion years ago
[9:45:37 PM] STEF: i only shoot up now
[9:45:45 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: staying classy
[9:45:51 PM] STEF: I have standards people

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:44:03 PM] yahshua: have to figure things out or at least question them or ill just be free forever my zss will be sold on the street corner like a 1 $ *****
[10:44:13 PM] yahshua: thats not the kind of life i want for her XD

 

[pichuthedk]

^ Looking to be bashed till I get better at brawl come now no one wants this to happen to my ZSS T_T.

ninja edit its bad enough my Zelda is sold on the corner for Nickels and Dimes.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:00:17 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: I just assumed he played SNake cause he's from NE

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:16:07 PM] Luka: yo
[9:16:11 PM] Luka: did you guis know
[9:16:13 PM | Edited 9:16:16 PM] Luka: I crossdress
[9:16:25 PM] Luka: for occasions
[9:16:36 PM] STEF: legit
[9:16:40 PM] Luka: regit*
[9:16:41 PM] HolyNightmare: lol


[9:17:35 PM] STEF: **** i forgot to eat dinner again
[9:17:37 PM] STEF: D:
[9:17:43 PM] HolyNightmare: good

[9:20:07 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: I dress crosses
[9:20:20 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: there's a giant one in my backyard and it's wearing a dress

[9:20:56 PM] Luka: dafuq?
[9:21:10 PM] Luka: for like
[9:21:15 PM] Luka: occasions
[9:21:16 PM] Luka: so like
[9:21:20 PM] Luka: I cosplay and shyet
[9:21:35 PM] Luka: sometimes I end up being some female char
[9:22:04 PM] Chris Fisch: Uhh
[9:22:07 PM] Chris Fisch: Interesting
[9:22:09 PM] Luka: looool
[9:22:15 PM] Luka: yo this guy
[9:22:26 PM] Luka: judgin an zhiet
[9:22:34 PM] Chris Fisch: I cosplay all the time infront of y'all but you can't see it
[9:22:36 PM] Luka: nah I'm kidding.
[9:22:41 PM] Chris Fisch: Got dem womens panties on
[9:22:46 PM] Luka: o_o
[9:22:49 PM] Luka: well
[9:22:53 PM] Luka: thats a new form of cosplay
[9:22:58 PM] Luka: that I wouldn't know about
[9:23:00 PM] Count Chase: *cough*quoted*cough*
[9:23:05 PM] Chris Fisch: For the most comforting fit
[9:23:05 PM] Luka: nope

[9:23:28 PM] Chris Fisch: Count Chase has a file on me
[9:23:43 PM] Chris Fisch: He asked for my blood type earlier

[9:24:30 PM] Chris Fisch: Enough people tell me they see me in their dreams
[9:24:34 PM] Chris Fisch: Mainly as the hero
[9:24:42 PM] Chris Fisch: (makeup)
[9:25:03 PM] Luka: heroine*
[9:25:15 PM] HolyNightmare: ^
[9:25:16 PM] HolyNightmare: LMAO

[9:25:28 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Have I told anyone here about my care bears dream?
[9:25:31 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: It's the funniest ****
[9:25:40 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: It's the one dream I remember the most vividly
[9:26:05 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Had it when I was a kid (like 5 or 6)
[9:26:10 PM] STEF: let's hear it
[9:26:12 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: k so the dream was
[9:26:17 PM] HolyNightmare: boring
[9:26:20 PM] HolyNightmare: shut up v115
[9:26:22 PM] HolyNightmare: you suk
[9:26:23 PM] Chris Fisch: 0/10
[9:26:27 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: There was a party in my grandma's basement
[9:26:28 PM] Luka: no i wanna hear
[9:26:36 PM] HolyNightmare: 0.1/10
[9:26:39 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: (She has one of those doughnut shaped basements)
[9:26:52 PM] Luka: I have that
[9:26:56 PM] Chris Fisch: 3/10 cuz grandma
[9:26:57 PM] STEF: donut-shaped... basement?
[9:27:00 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: All my relatives are there and for some reason all the care bears were there too
[9:27:06 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Yes
[9:27:07 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Or a ring
[9:27:18 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: The hole in the donut = walls in the basement
[9:27:23 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Anyway
[9:27:32 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: The dark blue care bear comes running by
[9:27:41 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: And he has candles in his ears for whatever ****ing reason
[9:27:45 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: And he`s screaming in pain
[9:27:49 PM] Luka: o-o
[9:27:57 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: He runs around the corner, past the wall so we can no longer see him
[9:27:58 PM] armen .: well this is terrifying
[9:28:04 PM] Chris Fisch: 5/10 bear dying
[9:28:12 PM] Chris Fisch: 3/10 bear gone
[9:28:18 PM] HolyNightmare: it's cuz you all so ugly he had to hide
[9:28:18 PM] HolyNightmare: lmao
[9:28:22 PM] HolyNightmare: 2.1/10
[9:28:37 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Then there's an explosion
[9:28:43 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: And the entire basement is on fire
[9:28:46 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: So I guess he blew up
[9:28:50 PM] HolyNightmare: lmao
[9:28:51 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Because of the candles
[9:28:56 PM] Luka: o-o
[9:29:06 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: I hear my older brother say "Quick, somebody get a wet towel!"
[9:29:14 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: (To put the fire out)
[9:29:26 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: So we all start running up the stairs to go to the bathroom
[9:29:36 PM] Luka: yo I dream like that
[9:29:42 PM] Luka: "holy **** the house is one fire!"
[9:29:44 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: I decide to be an idiot and slide down the railing like Bart Simpson as soon as I get to the top of the stairway
[9:29:50 PM] Luka: "Go take a shower and body slam the fire!"
[9:30:02 PM] HolyNightmare: **** this story sucks
[9:30:03 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: I hear my brother say "Where's Vishal?"
[9:30:08 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: I shout "Down here" and run back up again
[9:30:12 PM] HolyNightmare: ''he's dying in da fire''
[9:30:12 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: We go to the bathroom
[9:30:13 PM] HolyNightmare: GG
[9:30:23 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: My brother takes a bathroom towel and dumps it in the toilet
[9:30:31 PM] Luka: LOL.
[9:30:34 PM] Luka: Most illogical ****
[9:30:43 PM] HolyNightmare: v115 logic
[9:30:47 PM] HolyNightmare: that's why he sd in brawl
[9:30:51 PM | Edited 9:30:57 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Then he throws it on the floor in the basement and the fire dies all over the basement (not just where the towel was)
[9:30:52 PM] Luka: It's what he thinks about while playing smash
[9:30:53 PM] HolyNightmare: he thinks it give him a win
[9:30:54 PM] Luka: yeah exactly
[9:30:56 PM] STEF: LET THE MAN TELL HIS ****ING STORY JESUS
[9:31:01 PM] Luka: NBR
[9:31:08 PM | Edited 9:31:18 PM] Chris Fisch: O/10
[9:31:10 PM] HolyNightmare: why so srs
[9:31:11 PM] HolyNightmare: stef
[9:31:13 PM] HolyNightmare: so sr
[9:31:13 PM] HolyNightmare: s
[9:31:18 PM] Vishal "V115" Balaram: Then the fire comes back and we all run out of the house and it burns down and then I wake up XD
[9:31:22 PM] STEF: IM TRYING 2 READ AND ALL IM GETTING IS AN EYEFUL OF NUMBERS THAT ARENT IN V'S NAME

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:54:13 PM] HolyNightmare: And english is my 3rd language lol
[5:55:24 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I bet if Holy said that in real life
[5:55:27 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: It would sound like
[5:55:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: "And english is my turd language"

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[1:13:02 AM] Count Chase: And thanks Bllackgold.
[1:15:21 AM] Jigglysir:who the **** is Bllackgold?
[1:15:27 AM] Jigglysir: I am JIGGLYSIR
[1:15:32 AM] Jigglysir: also SHINY MEWTWO
[1:15:59 AM] Count Chase: Wait...shinymewtwo...you'r..black..gold......
[1:16:03 AM] Count Chase: **** MY LIFE
[1:16:28 AM] Jigglysir:no I'm not, I'm Shiny Mewtwo
[1:16:35 AM] Count Chase: Good
[1:16:42 AM] Jigglysir: glad we got that cleared up
[1:17:08 AM] Jigglysir: I think the confusion comes from the fact that I posessed BlackGold's body and consumed his soul, making everyone think I am him
[1:18:28 AM] Count Chase: Blackgold do you know any Marios or Zeldas in PM? Do tthey do good?
[1:19:28 AM] Jigglysir: Who the **** is Blackgold?
[1:19:32 AM] armen .: lol
[1:19:42 AM] Jigglysir: didn't we literally just go over this
[1:19:52 AM] Jigglysir: I am JIGGLYSIR aka SHINY MEWTWO
[1:19:55 AM] Jigglysir: not BLACKGOLD
[1:20:23 AM] Jigglysir: People THINK I'm blackgold because I possessed his body, then consumed his sould giving myself full control
[1:20:33 AM] Count Chase: .-.
[1:20:42 AM] Jigglysir: I look like he did, (well, I got a haircut but w/e) but I am not the same person
[1:20:46 AM] Jigglysir: it's pretty simple tbh

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:37:59 PM] Jennifer Le: ppl may hate me for this, but anybody else here play da league of legendssss
[11:38:14 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: only lame people
[11:38:16 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: aka ICs mains
[11:38:18 PM] Jennifer Le: aw
[11:38:18 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: aka swordgard

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:46:11 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: **** acronyms
[10:46:16 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: just call it weiner
[10:46:20 PM] Shiny Mewtwo: don't beat around the bush

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:08:24 AM] neopokemastr: Sup my slam doggies.
[4:09:29 AM] neopokemastr: 'Course no one is on at the hour of this.
[4:10:30 AM] neopokemastr: Now all my hype will swim in the shindiggiest of times, nawwhamasayin.
[4:10:53 AM] neopokemastr: Keep yo panties my fellas.
[4:11:21 AM] neopokemastr: For it's not really happenin'.
[4:15:46 AM] neopokemastr: Naw fo' all yall on, this be your only chancu to skwip withme.
[4:32:20 AM] neopokemastr: But eerone hittin' the z button.
[4:32:34 AM] neopokemastr: Aye be 2 gud.
[6:00:49 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "Chris may be annoyed I changed the title.. but.. : 3" ***
[6:01:14 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "Teapots and Lolyipops for everyone! Bifuun~" ***
[6:01:26 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "Teapots and Lollypops for everyone! Bifuun~" ***
[6:04:53 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "WELL SHOOT. MOOSE TIME." ***
[6:05:00 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation picture. ***
[6:05:12 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "WELL SHOOT. MOOSE TIME. WITH ADMIRAL PITTY." ***
[6:05:54 AM] neopokemastr: neopokemastr dances.
[6:06:07 AM] neopokemastr: Don't cha wish people got hyped like me.
[6:06:11 AM] neopokemastr: Don't cha.
[6:06:15 AM] neopokemastr: Dunchakaka.
[6:06:33 AM] neopokemastr: High ho the dario.
[6:06:39 AM] neopokemastr: Time to run awario.
[6:06:44 AM] neopokemastr: A Wario.
[6:06:48 AM] neopokemastr: ILLUMINATI.
[6:06:52 AM] neopokemastr: HAXS.
[6:08:03 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "YOALL. I HAVE A TEAPOT DRAWING. BUT PIT STOLE IT." ***
[6:08:22 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "HE THREATENS US WITH HIS DAGGER. ATTACK!" ***
[6:10:04 AM] neopokemastr: POKE WE'RE HERE TO FIGHT! (*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／
(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／
(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／
(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／
(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／(*＾▽＾)／
[6:10:52 AM] neopokemastr: (-_-) No, You betrayed me the other war with the zombie basketballs.
[6:11:21 AM | Edited 6:14:28 AM] neopokemastr: BUT WE'RE YOU`RE ONLY ARMY!! ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ
( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ
( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ
( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ
[6:11:45 AM] neopokemastr: (￣^￣) Don't care.
[6:11:58 AM] neopokemastr: ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━
━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━
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[6:12:12 AM] neopokemastr: OKAY THEN CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE US ALL A KISS?!?!?!
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉAHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!
[6:25:34 AM] neopokemastr: I won all by myself~
[6:26:04 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "PIT HATH FALLEN. YAY FOR DA FLWAOCS." ***
[6:32:55 AM] neopokemastr: Ring around the Mk.
[6:33:15 AM] neopokemastr: Rollcario rolls back n`forth.
[6:33:27 AM] neopokemastr: Sakurai!
[6:33:30 AM] neopokemastr: Sakurai!
[6:33:36 AM] neopokemastr: WE ALL TRIP NOW.
[7:09:22 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "LAST CHANGE: SOUTHERN ONTARIO IS THE BEST FAMILY." ***
[7:20:10 AM] [T.T.D] Blacktwins 人形裁判 ～ 人の形弄びし少女: yea thats poke alright
[7:23:07 AM] neopokemastr: My own Brawl scene.
[7:23:14 AM] neopokemastr: Unable to identify thee.
[7:23:24 AM] neopokemastr: What has come upon this.
[7:23:33 AM] neopokemastr: Absurd, it be.
[7:23:38 AM] neopokemastr: Wee wee wee.
[7:25:52 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "A MESSAGE TO ALL: I HAVE GAINED THE ABILITY TO REMOVE MY PANTIES." ***
[7:26:08 AM] *** neopokemastr has changed the conversation topic to "A MESSAGE TO ALL: I HAVE GAINED THE ABILITY TO REMOVE MY PANTIES - Poke." ***
[7:40:23 AM] neopokemastr: Peace, my Southern Flaocs.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:17:22 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: On Saturday I was swimming but then I realized I needed to take a ****
[5:17:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: But the lake and the campsite are like 50 feet apart vertically (you have to go up this bigass staircase to get over the cliff so to speak)
[5:17:56 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And I didn't wanna do that
[5:18:02 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So I **** in the sand and covered it up lul

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:57:41 PM] STEF: I assure you if he did that his clothes would be off in about 10 seconds at my doing

 

[infiniteV115]

Boy I really hope that's not referring to the previous post

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

Boy I really hope that's not referring to the previous post

Haha, I didn't even notice that.

The bonus comedic value that occurs when I decide to eliminate context hehehe

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:02:19 PM] leafshadow: What's going on I wasn't paying attention
[7:02:59 PM] Robert Jackson: We turned Falco into a Teapot.
[7:03:08 PM] Shiny Mewtwo AKA JIGGLYSIR: *flaoc
[7:03:20 PM] Robert Jackson: Typos happen.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:43:35 PM] anojan.p: Wifi anyburdy
[4:43:54 PM] anojan.p: Armen let's fite
[4:44:22 PM] armen .: aight lets go
[4:44:44 PM] Anojan: Friend code?
[4:44:52 PM] armen .: 967-11-11

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[5:50:21 PM] Robert Jackson: There's a hotdog food place near my house.
[5:50:28 PM] Robert Jackson: Called "Fancy Franks".
[5:50:49 PM] Frank: Obviously mine.
[5:51:02 PM] Frank: I actually own every hotdog stand in Toronto.
[5:51:11 PM] Frank: Actually I own every restaurant in Toronto.
[5:51:19 PM] Frank: Actually I own every store in Toronto.
[5:51:24 PM] Frank: Actually I own everything in Toronto.
[5:51:28 PM] Frank: Actually I own everything.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:33:35 PM] STEF: SM i did something during the tournament that i think you would have appreciated
[7:33:43 PM] STEF: at the end i asked keitaro for the mic and he handed it over so i was like
[7:33:51 PM] STEF: "attention V115, is V115 in the house?"
[7:33:57 PM] STEF: and when i got his attention i went
[7:34:15 PM] STEF: "john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden" until nickriddle came out and yanked the mic out of my hands and went "NO"
[7:35:02 PM] STEF: and then V walks up and is like "what did you want?" and i was like "just to do that"

 

[pidgezero_one]

[8/7/2013 9:03:07 PM] STEF: i heard someone fart REALLY LOUDLY on the bus today
[8/7/2013 9:03:34 PM] Frank: probably V
[8/7/2013 9:03:34 PM] Jabejazz :V: s'alright Stef, freedom of speech
[8/7/2013 9:03:52 PM] Jabejazz :V: even buttcheeks can speak their mind
[8/7/2013 9:04:16 PM] vishal.b.115: Yeah it was me
[8/7/2013 9:04:55 PM] STEF: imagine if V went all the way to markham just to fart on a bus to piss me off
[8/7/2013 9:05:01 PM] live:armen_enzo: lol
[8/7/2013 9:05:06 PM] vishal.b.115: What do you mean 'imagine'?
[8/7/2013 9:05:07 PM] Jabejazz :V: dedication at its finest

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:01:35 PM] Stef: so i just
[8:01:42 PM] Stef: typed "hiney" into my firefox search bar
[8:01:50 PM] Stef: and it automatically loaded the wikipedia article for "buttocks"
[8:01:54 PM] Stef: with pictures of asses all up in my face

 

[pidgezero_one]

[8:02 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: upon writing this i have a sneaking suspicion it is going to wind up in the quotes thread

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[12:31:04 PM] Jennifer Le: god im faking sick
[12:31:06 PM] Jennifer Le: stil
[12:31:18 PM] Jennifer Le: i hope i get better so i dun gotta go doctor n get pills cuz that would suck T.T
[12:31:24 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: can't you just stop faking?
[12:31:30 PM] Jennifer Le: lmfaoo
[12:31:39 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: seriously
[12:31:44 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: I don't see what the problem is
[12:32:04 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: Why would you have to go to the doctor if you're just faking being sick?

 

[pidgezero_one]

[1:10:33 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: i had a dream last night that the emmy awards were in toronto
[1:10:46 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and a chartered TTC bus was taking all the actors from some party to the awards show
[1:10:51 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and there were a lot of special guests
[1:10:59 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: like the cast from the original star wars trilogy
[1:11:04 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: god dammit Chibo where the **** are you I want to watch the streammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[1:11:19 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and the driver of the chartered ttc bus was reading out a list of names, basically "if you are not one of these people get off the bus"
[1:11:24 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and chibo was there
[1:11:32 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and he was allowed to stay on the bus
[1:11:34 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and i was like
[1:11:35 PM] Jennifer Le: LOL
[1:11:44 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: "what the **** why does chibo get to be on the actor bus"
[1:11:55 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and i think anojan was like "didnt you know? he's the actor who played chewbacca"
[1:11:59 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: and im like WHAT THE **** HOW OLD IS THIS GUY
[1:12:03 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: i can not make this **** up

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:52:16 PM] Stef: Max if you show up and knock and you are greeted by a Vietnamese girl it's Jen
[8:52:25 PM] Stef: If you are greeted by a blonde girl its my roommate Monica
[8:52:33 PM] Jennifer Le: and im Jen (:
[8:52:34 PM] Jennifer Le: LOL
[8:52:37 PM] Max Manco: Hello~
[8:52:39 PM] Stef: If you are greeted by a 6'3" hambeast aka Xyro77's favouritest operson in the whole wide world it's me
[8:52:52 PM] Stef: If you are greeted by anyone else my house was probably broken into
[8:53:00 PM] Max Manco: good to know

 

[CT Chia]

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:58:42 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: SEE YOU'RE DEFINITELY RICH
[7:58:48 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: YOU HAVE BRITISH FRIENDS NAMED MAXIMILLION

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:52:04 PM] Stef: I hope the stream didn't notice that I plugged my nose when m2k came over to talk
[8:52:32 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: I think you should hope M2K didn't notice

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:54:22 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Yeah it was leaked on gamefaqs
[4:54:48 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I saw it there cause one of the mods there is nailing my sister so I know him pretty well
[4:54:56 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And he gave me the inside scoop
[4:55:01 PM] Astro: Oh makes sense
[4:57:22 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: v ur dum mods on GameFAQS cant get girls
[5:01:48 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I traded him my sister for the leak
[5:02:01 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: ur evn dummr now
[5:02:14 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: the mods on gfaqs cant get grls cuz they dnt wnat girls
[5:02:17 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: they r all bots
[5:02:21 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: lrn2gfaqs
[5:02:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: mi sitr is a botgrl dumas
[5:02:54 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: bots dnt have emotions verne
[5:03:11 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ya bt dey stil hav wenrs
[5:03:15 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: n bubs
[5:03:22 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: no they dnt
[5:03:24 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: n ****
[5:03:27 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ya
[5:03:40 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: have u evr sene futurama bnder duznt have a weinr
[5:05:53 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: hav u evr sen da futrma movi "bdnr's siny mtl wenr"
[5:05:58 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: he clrl dsu
[5:06:11 PM] Astro: this is getting harder and harder to read lol
[5:06:18 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: itz bnrs shn mtl ass u dme
[5:06:30 PM] Astro: yea its all gibberish now
[5:06:35 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: n s nt
[5:06:41 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: str if u cnt rede it u mst b dum
[5:06:45 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: a b c d e f g
[5:07:00 PM | Edited 5:07:03 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: h i j k lemon squeezy
[5:07:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: i dn evn no wt u tkm bt nemr
[5:07:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: l w r u e t t s
[5:07:47 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: wbtjknslnmwn

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:39:30 PM] Astro: would you rather be a submarine captain or a blimp captain?
[7:40:08 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: I would rather be a Falcon Captain
[7:40:16 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: wait **** I got that backwards
[7:40:23 PM] Astro: lmao
[7:40:24 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: Captain Falcon a be rather would I
[7:40:32 PM] Astro: hmm
[7:40:44 PM] Astro: can you write me a report on why you made this decision?
[7:40:49 PM] Astro: by monday please

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:11:52 PM] Stef: Guess who got approved as a poster in the swf Junior debate forum
[6:14:35 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: you?
[6:26:17 PM] Stef: Definitely me
[6:26:35 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: how?
[6:26:36 PM] Stef: Must have been a melee forum mod

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:48:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: What's your point
[6:48:41 PM] Frank: what's yours
[6:48:49 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: MA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

 

[infiniteV115]

[9:10:54 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Given the way today started, I can tell it's going to be a good day
[9:11:05 AM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: oh really?
[9:11:17 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I started it off by waking up and taking a **** so large it was almost magical
[9:11:37 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: But the great thing about it was
[9:11:45 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I was taking the **** to very relaxing music
[9:12:03 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: My brother has been making some music for a while and recently he started remixing video game music
[9:12:27 AM | Edited 9:12:38 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: So recently (and during my ****) he's been listening to Aquatic Ambience from DKC
[9:13:56 AM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: that's it?
[9:14:39 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I don't think you understand just how big this **** was
[9:14:44 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I actually took 2 ****s, I'm not even joking
[9:14:50 AM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: lol
[9:14:54 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I took a big one and wiped and whatnot and got up
[9:15:14 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And then I felt some remaining abdominal pressure and I was like "Really?....Ok well, round 2" and I sat back down and took another big ****
[9:15:33 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And it all just came out really smoothly with Aquatic Ambience playing in the bathroom
[9:15:43 AM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: lol
[9:15:45 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I mean, dude
[9:15:55 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: This is actually (part of) what heaven is probably like
[9:16:17 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: All your ****s are impressively huge requiring little to no effort and are accompanied by relaxing music