Quotes from GTA+ Brawl/Wii U Skype Chat

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:20:37 PM] Stef: You know what I love about scripting languages? (php, javascript, mircscript, etc)
[9:20:48 PM] Stef: DOLLAR SIGNS. EVERYWHERE.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:22:28 PM] Astro: pokemon tcg has 2 entrants
[9:22:36 PM] Astro: im gonna join and hopefully get top 3

 

[pidgezero_one]

[11:03:16 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: dude
[11:03:20 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: there is way too much anus in this chat
[11:04:19 PM] Someguy: What do you mean by anus?
[11:04:56 PM] Anojan: Stef explain yourself to the new kid
[11:05:02 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: I mean the part of your butt that poop comes out of
[11:05:23 PM] Someguy: Of course.
[11:05:35 PM] Someguy: My bad.
[11:05:50 PM] Anojan: Brb gonna eat more
[11:05:57 PM] Literally Shigeru Miyamoto: wow tmi
[11:06:06 PM] vishal.b.115: Yeah dude cover up

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:30:50 PM] Matt Thomas: i just blow at typing

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[25/11/2013 12:36:38 AM] armen .: this may sound like a weird question
[25/11/2013 12:36:48 AM] armen .: but can you buffer moves out of the fastfall input?
[25/11/2013 12:37:36 AM] recrusive1: only if you rather input the actual DIRECTION where the move does not show upon the landing lag to SH and cancel the FF afterwards
[25/11/2013 12:38:44 AM] armen .: im not sure i follow lol
[25/11/2013 12:38:55 AM] recrusive1: look its quite simple
[25/11/2013 12:40:05 AM] recrusive1: the buffer system of the game allows the FF mechanism to be quickly but surely auto canceled only in the result of the player actually inputting the command to and thereof not allowing the lag to redo a move when the appropriate time arrives
[25/11/2013 12:40:20 AM] recrusive1: i dont think i can put it any simpler than that
[25/11/2013 12:41:00 AM] neopokemastr: To be honest, I'm confused too.
[25/11/2013 12:41:20 AM] neopokemastr: I know you can FF into the auto cancel window.
[25/11/2013 12:41:31 AM] neopokemastr: And I know you can buffer a FF.
[25/11/2013 12:41:33 AM] recrusive1: i was kidding ^ i have no clue what that means either

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[12:57:46 PM] Frank: im gay
[12:57:50 PM] Frank: oops

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:15:52 PM] Armen: i wanna become a chef on the iss
[8:16:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ISS?
[8:16:04 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Oh
[8:16:05 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: wow V
[8:16:05 PM] Armen: space station
[8:16:06 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: International space station
[8:16:06 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: dum
[8:16:12 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: Vdumdum5
[8:16:20 PM] Armen: spacechef
[8:16:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Shiny Mewtwo aka stfu
[8:16:28 PM] Armen: lol
[8:16:29 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: stfu aka Jigglysir
[8:16:33 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: lul
[8:16:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: OH MY GOD
[8:16:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: SHINY MEWTWO AKA TYRELL
[8:16:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: LMAO
[8:16:44 PM] Armen: sakat
[8:16:49 PM] Armen: smakat
[8:16:54 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Oh my god
[8:17:00 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: LOL
[8:17:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: I am totally calling you that from now on
[8:17:05 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: pls dont
[8:17:13 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: stfu aka smakat

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:24:35 PM] Poke: He's a bat with wings.
[9:24:43 PM] Poke: Wait.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:27:24 PM | Edited 7:27:31 PM] Poke: I think Legality issues would prebbent that.
[7:27:37 PM] Poke: I SUCK AT CORRECTING TYPOS.
[7:27:47 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: lol
[7:27:53 PM] Poke: stick em up boi
[7:28:02 PM] Poke: shanymaw to
[7:28:06 PM] Poke: imma prebbent u
[7:28:07 PM | Edited 7:28:10 PM] Poke: get redy

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:04:33 PM] Stef: hey guys
[11:04:40 PM] Stef: can this be my name in the next results thread
[11:04:40 PM] Stef: [MLG|MBUS|NFL] Xx666_JiGgLyPuFf_DuDe_420_YOLOSWAG699999999999999999999999999KING SWAGLORD STEF THE IIIxX
[11:04:57 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: I think that name is missing something
[11:05:12 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: [MLG|MBUS|NFL] Xx666_JiGgLyPuFf_DuDe_420_YOLOSWAG699999999999999999999999999 JohnMadden KING SWAGLORD STEF THE IIIxX
[11:05:15 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: much better
[11:05:58 PM] Stef: Dr. [MLG|MBUS|NFL] Xx666_JiGgLyPuFf_DuDe_420_YOLOSWAG699999999999999999999999999 JohnMadden KING SWAGLORD STEF THE IIIxX, Ph.D, Fl.A.Oc

 

[MeekSpeedy]

[9:33:28 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: If they gave you the strip search
[9:33:34 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And started touching you and stuff
[9:33:36 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: You shoulda been like
[9:33:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: "Wanna know why they call me Meekspeedy?"
[9:33:52 PM | Edited 9:34:01 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And then just *** all over them

this still kills me to this day LMFAO

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:32:15 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Matthew 1:15: And on the 7th day, the Lord said, in all His divine grace, "***** don't nobody care bout Frank"

 

[pidgezero_one]

i dont remember saying any of this ****

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[12:00:53 AM] Sho: armoses did you place first?
[12:01:10 AM] Armen: Not this time
[12:01:16 AM] Armen: But my time will come
[12:01:22 AM] Sho: wow what a boss
[12:01:25 AM] Sho: letting people place higher than you
[12:01:32 AM] Sho: can i tell my kids that i once knew you?
[12:01:37 AM] Armen: Yes, you may

[12:54:35 AM] Armen: Anojan I'm coming for you I learned the Sopo infinite grab release single nanner laser lock

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:22:16 PM] David Surujpaul: Show up; read, defeat, repeat. I’ll be taking people out in all of my sets, making them my personal neopets. When I play that overhyped Marth from France, we’ll see who has got the better swords dance.

 

[infiniteV115]

[11:22:16 PM] David Surujpaul: Show up; read, defeat, repeat. I’ll be taking people out in all of my sets, making them my personal neopets. When I play that overhyped Marth from France, we’ll see who has got the better swords dance.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[10:23:40 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: Suzaku we can be mute at the venue together
[10:24:07 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: We'll just sit together moving our hands as if we're having a conversation
[10:24:10 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: but not actually say anything
[10:24:27 PM] Meekspeedy: LMFAO @ SHINY MEWTWO
[10:24:41 PM] Meekspeedy: David, SM2, and Camillo
[10:24:41 PM] David Surujpaul: True.
[10:24:44 PM] Meekspeedy: star in:
[10:24:48 PM] Meekspeedy: The Quiet Corner

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[12:17:53 AM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Living in Australia is, imo, a crucial part of being considered for Australia Tier

 

[MeekSpeedy]

[2:03:44 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Has Suzaku ever beaten you outside of that one time at SiD10?
[2:04:16 PM] Meek: idk can't remember
[2:04:25 PM] Meek: he never comes to ****in tourneys so I have no clue
[2:04:37 PM] Meek: I only remember our most recent set where
[2:04:44 PM] Meek: it was game 3 in winners semis
[2:04:49 PM] Meek: on halberd
[2:05:52 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Yeah I know you won that
[2:06:12 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And that was definitely not winners semis
[2:06:20 PM] Meek: it was
[2:06:26 PM] Meek: cuz
[2:06:30 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Oh wait
[2:06:31 PM] Meek: suzaku just came off of beating tinman
[2:06:34 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Did Joe lose to BT at that tourney
[2:06:36 PM] Meek: and the winner of that
[2:06:38 PM] Meek: played TOJoe
[2:06:39 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Cause both Joe and I were at that tourney lol
[2:06:40 PM] Meek: in WFs
[2:06:51 PM] Meek: that was the tourney
[2:06:52 PM] Meek: where it was
[2:06:55 PM] Meek: TOJoe vs me
[2:06:58 PM] Meek: in WFs
[2:07:07 PM] Meek: u were there but I can't remember who u lost to
[2:07:20 PM] Meek: it was SiD11
[2:08:29 PM] Meek: yea it was
[2:08:31 PM] Meek: you and TOJoe on
[2:08:34 PM] Meek: 1 side of the bracket
[2:08:36 PM] Meek: with tin on the other
[2:08:39 PM] Meek: #tinseeding
[2:08:41 PM] Meek: http://i.imgur.com/TOHe9.png
[2:09:16 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Oh XD
[2:09:23 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Damn urite
[2:09:27 PM] Meek: YEA THAT'S RIGHT
[2:09:28 PM] Meek: IRIGHT *****
[2:09:31 PM] Meek: BRAP BRAP BRAP
[2:09:33 PM] Meek: WE OUT
[2:09:36 PM] *** Meek has left ***
[2:10:34 PM] *** Vishal 'V115' Balaram added Meek ***
[2:10:40 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: http://gyazo.com/01369fdc3c9c570b0057f2adb040e0a2
[2:10:55 PM] trilotrilo2: LOL
[2:11:05 PM] trilotrilo2: I'm gonna make all my exits like that from now on

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:29:21 PM] swordgard: anybody
[8:29:22 PM] swordgard: has housing
[8:29:25 PM] swordgard: for toronto?
[8:29:28 PM] swordgard: tournament
[8:30:08 PM] Stroumbert: I can house you, SG.
[8:30:10 PM] Stroumbert: (hug)
[8:30:13 PM] swordgard: oh good
[8:30:19 PM] swordgard: its just a good
[8:30:22 PM] swordgard: 12 hours to venue
[8:30:28 PM] swordgard: sounds viable

[8:33:49 PM] Red X: My grandmother actually has a skin allergy to water XD
[8:33:58 PM] Red X: Thankfully i didn't get that one rofl
[8:35:55 PM] Stroumbert: Is your grandmother the Wicked Witch of the West?

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:53:53 PM] David Surujpaul: I make 7:3 MUs even.
[11:53:59 PM] swordgard: lol
[11:54:05 PM] Stroumbert: Doesn't that mean you suck?
[11:54:09 PM] swordgard: LOL
[11:54:12 PM | Edited 11:54:15 PM] Stroumbert: Unless you mean 3:7.
[11:54:13 PM] swordgard: LOOOOOOOOOL
[11:54:16 PM] David Surujpaul: Nobody here truly wants to see me drop Marth because I hold that essence of truth.
[11:54:16 PM] swordgard: such win
[11:54:20 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Suzaku confirmed for ****

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[11:28:41 PM] Mr.L: so holy
[11:28:44 PM] Mr.L: team wit me tomorrow
[11:29:05 PM] HolyNightmare: I aint even gonna be there...?
[11:29:11 PM] Mr.L: its okay i wont be either

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[7:09:29 PM] David Surujpaul: I think it was the longest relationship in GTA history.
[7:09:33 PM] David Surujpaul: Since 2008.
[7:09:55 PM] David Surujpaul: - February 15th, 2014.
[7:10:01 PM] HolyNightmare: SG stole your love that day
[7:10:06 PM] HolyNightmare: what you gonna do about it?
[7:10:27 PM] David Surujpaul: I looked at myself in the mirror and I'm losing my other half.
[7:10:35 PM] David Surujpaul: I don't know.
[7:11:19 PM] HolyNightmare: look in the mirror clearly
[7:11:20 PM] HolyNightmare: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140118200321/kirby/en/images/9/9a/Dark_Meta_Knight_Mirror.png

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:42:16 PM] Stroumbert: The only reason I would ever put Holy on a pedestal is to talk to him face to face because he's so short.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:53:53 PM] swordgard: i need soemones dream
[6:53:54 PM] swordgard: to crush
[6:57:14 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: swordgard I have a dream
[6:57:23 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: my dream is to lose to you in bracket
[6:57:28 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: pls crush my dream swordgard
[6:57:30 PM] swordgard: DAMN
[6:57:31 PM] HolyNightmare: LOL
[6:57:40 PM] swordgard: CRUSH HIS DREAM I SHALL
[6:57:43 PM] swordgard: BY NOT GOING
[6:57:49 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[pidgezero_one]

[11:55:37 PM] Literally Masahiro Sakurai: what did i miss in tpp
[11:55:58 PM] live:armen_enzo: a left right b a start start start
[11:56:11 PM] Literally Masahiro Sakurai: oh
[11:56:19 PM] vishal.b.115: TPP = Toilet Paper Princess, the texture hack in PSAS:BR that puts my face over Fat Princess' body
[11:56:25 PM] Literally Masahiro Sakurai: .........................................
[11:56:30 PM] *** Literally Masahiro Sakurai has left ***

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

oh damn I was super late on that one lmao

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:37:46 PM] Adam Brukirer: my indian girlfriend always wants me to eat curry out of her private parts :O
[9:38:14 PM] Sho: do you usually eat her out with mayonaise?
[9:38:18 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: that seems weird
[9:38:21 PM] Adam Brukirer: well
[9:38:27 PM] Adam Brukirer: that was kinda directed to vishal
[9:38:29 PM] Adam Brukirer: to see if it's normal
[9:38:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Depends; what kind of curry?
[9:39:00 PM] Adam Brukirer: idk
[9:39:03 PM] Adam Brukirer: some spicy one she likes
[9:39:15 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: What kind of meat is in the curry
[9:39:19 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Aside from your gf
[9:39:23 PM] Shiny Mewtwo aka JIGGLYSIR: lol
[9:39:24 PM] Adam Brukirer: LOOOOOOOOL
[9:39:31 PM] Adam Brukirer: besides from my meat?
[9:39:39 PM] Adam Brukirer: it's chicken
[9:40:07 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: With bone or without
[9:40:14 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: And not your bone I mean
[9:40:19 PM] Adam Brukirer: oh
[9:40:21 PM] Adam Brukirer: was gonna say
[9:40:25 PM] Adam Brukirer: either way will have bone
[9:40:35 PM] Adam Brukirer: but without then
[9:41:07 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: It's a bit uncomfortable and reminiscient of the early 90s in Chennai
[9:41:11 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: But you'll get used to it
[9:41:29 PM] Adam Brukirer: okay
[9:41:32 PM] Adam Brukirer: is this just a phase?
[9:41:41 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: It's nice to see north american white kids paying respect to ancient indian traditions
[9:41:46 PM] Adam Brukirer: lmaoooo
[9:41:49 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: ie eating boneless chicken curry out of their gf's vag
[9:42:10 PM] Vishal 'V115' Balaram: Those were the days.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[4:04:14 PM] RWDJ: Aside from gettling legit internet.
[4:04:26 PM] RWDJ: Which made my day.
[4:04:40 PM] RWDJ: V's **** in the mail today.
[4:04:47 PM] RWDJ: His **** made my life.

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:29:18 PM] swordgard: Because my f-tilt will reign supreme.
[8:29:48 PM] Shiny Something or Other: swordgard you can't kill with Ftilt
[8:29:55 PM] swordgard: clearly
[8:29:58 PM] swordgard: you dont play sheik
[8:30:04 PM] swordgard: ive killed before with ftilt
[8:30:13 PM] Armen: ftilt is a kill move
[8:30:16 PM] swordgard: and the opponent was as low as 820%
[8:30:18 PM] Armen: (at 800%)
[8:30:21 PM] Armen: damnit
[8:30:22 PM] Armen: sniped

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[8:41:06 PM] swordgard: Bad choice. I smell lithium on you.
[8:41:22 PM] swordgard: Lithium salt.
[8:42:09 PM] trilotrilo2: isn't lithium odourless bro
[8:43:04 PM] swordgard: Yes, but I can feel it.
[8:43:13 PM] hell-dew: but you said smell
[8:43:19 PM] trilotrilo2: ya y r u lyin bro

 

[Blueberry Kong]

Pretty sure my convo with vishal about eating curry out of indian ***** should be here...

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

Pretty sure my convo with vishal about eating curry out of indian ***** should be here...

Look up 4 posts

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[12:00:31 PM] Stef: i was at a house party last night that had 16 puzzle game tournaments happening and i joined every event
[12:00:37 PM] Stef: and held up the bracket on more than one occasion
[12:00:43 PM] Stef: i was the m2k of puzzle games

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[9:54:15 PM] Inle: good to see you again man
[9:54:19 PM] Inle: err
[9:54:21 PM] Inle: hear
[9:54:21 PM] Inle: err

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:36:21 PM] Damien: marth has a sword
[6:36:27 PM] Damien: squirtle has like 0 disjoints
[6:36:33 PM] Damien: nuff said
[6:36:57 PM] Armen: is water gun a disjoint?
[6:37:06 PM] Damien: ...
[6:37:08 PM] Damien: yes
[6:37:10 PM] Armen: is mayonnaise a disjoint?
[6:37:14 PM] Damien: no
[6:37:25 PM] Armen: what about horseradish?
[6:37:39 PM] Damien: yeah that one is

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:21:25 PM] HolyNightmare: Where's the result thread?
[6:21:28 PM] HolyNightmare: o.o
[6:22:29 PM] HolyNightmare: First time I outplace my brother and there's no result
[6:22:40 PM] JIGGLYSIR: These are all the results you need
[6:22:57 PM] JIGGLYSIR: 1. V115
2. French Scrub
3. French Scrub's brother
[6:23:02 PM] HolyNightmare: I actually want to see the result thread cuz of the weird payment at this tourney
[6:23:16 PM] HolyNightmare: I got 60 for 2nd place and elliot got 35 hmm
[6:23:22 PM] JIGGLYSIR: I see how you might be confused
[6:23:23 PM] JIGGLYSIR: but
[6:23:26 PM] JIGGLYSIR: when you outplace someone
[6:23:31 PM] JIGGLYSIR: you get MORE money than they do
[6:23:44 PM] JIGGLYSIR: must be confusing to get more money than your brother

 

[pidgezero_one]

[7:27:38 PM] swordgard: pro-amateur doubles apparently was a thing for ontario
[7:28:03 PM] swordgard: pretty sure thats the day ally teamed with holy for the first time

 

[pidgezero_one]

not technically skype, but armen's twitch chat when he was streaming mario kart with a joystick sensor turned on



Xxjigglypuff_dude_420xx: what the f is the crosshair in the tp left
Armeezy: lol its my joystick
Xxjigglypuff_dude_420xx: TMI
Bearmanz: lol pls
Spaghetti_factory: aimbotter
V115: Yeah dude I touch my joystick too but I don't stream that ***
Armeezy: pls
V115: Not on twitch anyway
Bearmanz: own3d?
Spaghetti_factory: whats everybodies chatoulette stream here?
Xxjigglypuff_dude_420xx: >this conversation
Xxjigglypuff_dude_420xx: NOT SURE IF WANT
Armeezy: lmao
Armeezy: i want to get the full n64 controller
Armeezy: but not sure how
Xxjigglypuff_dude_420xx: im not even going to ask what that means
Armeezy: im gonna look into it more
Armeezy: lol @ this conversation
Bearmanz: WOW
Xxjigglypuff_dude_420xx: arman cheated
Armeezy: no i didntpsl
Xxjigglypuff_dude_420xx: u wot m8

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

[6:50:06 PM] AresxBlitz: #UnBanHyruleFor64
[6:50:19 PM] Stef: no ares i want the tournament to finish on time
[6:52:39 PM] JIGGLYSIR: ban M2K?
[6:53:08 PM] Stef: yea
[6:54:24 PM] JIGGLYSIR: http://media2.giphy.com/media/IeLOBZb7ZdQ1G/giphy.gif
[6:55:05 PM] WDJR: M2K and Mr. Burns have the same Kobe hairline.