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[Shukudai]

ban metaknight >=(

 

[****ashi]

any SE QLDers looking 4 a fight, I got Brawl on a wired connection shouldn't be too slow

FC 2234 - 6759 - 6145

i started a thread for this ages ago under another name but nobody replied and FC are popping up on this one so i thought i'd post in this thread instead

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

The game is set perfectly for defensive styles to reign, that's why it fails.

 

[Scrubs]

I play reasonably aggressively, because it is boring camping.... But camping is the way to go....


Thats why Kas is good with wolf, ROLL FSMASH.... ROLL FSMASH LASER LASER LASER

 

[Bjay]

Thanks for the matches tonight Ben! Some very close ones too! There were a fair bit of suicides though haha.

 

[King Kong]

The game is set perfectly for defensive styles to reign, that's why it fails.

Bah. Im not gonna take that attitude to the game.

Ben is a very good camper and i've had a lot of practise against him. But im already finding techniques that can be employed to help fight against camping. I am gonna use my mindgames and my characters range, speed and power (DK is tooooo gooood) to beat campers and all their cheap tricks.

Plus, teams is way better than singles in brawl.

peace out

 

[Sirias]

I know. Why should I bother with any other skill when that's like the best thing Wolf has? FSmash and/or Laser. c:
You don't seem to complain when you use your 50 projectiles against my one.
I.E - Toon Link with Arrows, Bombs and Boomerang, kthxshaddap. <3
Along with his infinite back air, honestly.
I play Fox and Marth as well and they don't have the same advantage that Wolf has in those aspects so PSH! PFFFSHHSFSHFSH! c:

I haven't played against a DK yet, I don't think.
Well only in Teams I think... Don't even remember if I played your DK at Ben's that day, Josh. o:

I'm still not used to the shield grab thing anyway. If I could do that properly I'd roll less and grab more. Like in Melee.
Need to learn to sidestep more and aerial dodge more as well. c:
NOT that I really care...
Wonder if I should go down to the Coast tomorrow.
Ben you have to come or else I know I'll be stuck there for another 5 or more days like last time.

 

[Scrubs]

I can't I got to study Kas...

I wasn't paying your Wolf out, ROLL FSMASH LASER LASER LASER... works really well.

 

[Sirias]

Yyyeeehhh... dat b sum tru shiet, bro. d:
It does work well!
... To a degree.
Until you shield... then I don't know what to do. o:
Wolf is gay.

I'd imagine you'd have to do things considering it's been a week now and it's Sunday, I was only joking, I'll probably be going down anyway. c:
This time I'll take a few more clothes so I don't reek.

 

[undead_moose]

Ok added everyone who told me they added me

 

[undead_moose]

i like men

 

[undead_moose]

i IKE men!! YEAHUZZ

 

[Shukudai]

i like ike

 

[Jaz]

wolf is gay:
confirmed

 

[Sloth]

I play wolf.

So I must agree.

Oh Kas, don't forget about d-smash. It is like OMFG WTF JUST HAPPENED. <3
I got the practice wolf a bit a few weeks ago. Hopefully he will be my main ! ! ! And of course greater then Kas's wolf.

 

[Mr.100]

**** I am just going to have to improve my Wolf's game then...

It seems like everyone is choosing Wolf... Probably coz he is so not gay. No i'm probably just in denial.

WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY CHARACTERS!!! First Marth and now Wolf. /cry
But then again there is nothing gay about a wolf with an epic up-taunt, unless it resembles the wolf's experience gang ****** the weak members of the pack...

Wolf isn't gay, fox is gay because he has a gay shirt... just like Luigi.

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Fox is original sexyness, saying he's gay will get you kastrated. I'll be maining Tails now that I've unlocked him.

 

[Sloth]

The logical argument for Wolf's homosexuality is fairly simple.

Kas mains Wolf.
Sloth mains Wolf.

These two people by definition are flamboyant individuals within the scene who enjoy acting gay. However I like girl sex.
There is also an underlining problem.

Syke doesn't main Wolf.

However I believe that there is always a probability that a non-gay-acting-smasher may not use Wolf. He usually however uses a character of equal gay, or near gay output. On this occasion Syke uses Marth.

 

[Dedu]

Marth is more gay than Wolf.
Just look at him. Male/female/*shudders* shemale?
Wolf is more manlier than Marth. Fact. Gayer? No.
Marth is too wimpy to do hard on hand contact - he must use his hugely elongated pole to jerk against with.
Wolf can spew out lazers like theres no tomorrow!

Personally, I'd root for Falcon if this game was based on a sex tier.
He comes too fast, thrusts too hard and reeks of uber manliness.
And he can do it again and again.
If only his sex drive wasn't nerfed in this game T_T
Ironically, with more graphical appeal.
XD

 

[Sirias]

That was deeply disturbing...

I don't care if anyone's Wolf is 'better' than mine, lol.
Mine will just be the gayest.
Therefore I will win.
c:
Since this game IS all about who can be the most homosexual.
Oh yes.

Fox...?
Gay......?
Did I just see those two words in the same sentence?
I think I did.
I must DISagree.
Fox is sexy.
For once his colours don't suck balls (in a bad way).
I like his red costume now... and his black one of course.
Though I think I'm preferring his red over black. Weird.
I like and only use Wolf's black costume lulul. Wow, so original, I must say, yes.

I use Marth, Fox and Wolf.
... So I guess you can call Fox gay, then. c:
Woohoo~
Who's another gay character.
I'll main him/her.
In which case 'she' would be lesbian.
However gay seems to mean homosexual now.
So therefore according to that she'd be gay.
K!

 

[undead_moose]

Im slowly being drawn to pit and wario...

 

[NG7]

Wolf isn't gay, fox is gay because he has a gay shirt... just like Luigi.

WTF you @sshole those are my two favourite characters. Go fkn die.

 

[Shukudai]

I once read an interview with Nintendo's ex-CEO who admitted Kirby's character design was, to be honest, homosexual. Verbatim. ^_____^

 

[Mr.100]

WTF you @sshole those are my two favourite characters. Go fkn die.

Luigi is my secondary... he is still homosexual though especially when he is wearing his pink costume. Some would say he is metro but then they realise no metro people have a moustache like that.

 

[Jaz]

Toia got angry...

theres protocols in the bible about what we should do if this were to ever happen right?

 

[Scrubs]

Some vids of Josh and I from yesterday...

Scrubs(TL) vs. King Kong(DK) Lylat Cruise

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lNPr-mzdFz0

Scrubs(TL) vs. King Kong(DK) Animal Crossing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nz6rMlCGkH4

Scrubs(TL) vs. King Kong(DK) Yoshi's Island

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RYNGAX83Fuo

Scrubs(TL) vs. King Kong(DK) Bridge of Eldin

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xnyenw6qhXE

Scrubs(DDD) vs. King Kong(DK) Lylat Cruise

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cd0hj2pCTog

Scrubs(DDD) vs. King Kong(DK) Animal Crossing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OwwRaX4An6c

Scrubs(DDD) vs. King Kong(DK) Battlefield

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R6_N6D7D_vo

 

[Sirias]

You don't like gays, Toai?
I am sad, does that mean we can't be friends anymore?
Lululul. :D

Fox isn't gay, but Luigi... Luigi................
He's kooler in this one because he's so:
"Yyyeeeaaahhh.............. don't give a shiet kthx."
Or at least his voice seems as such.

Kirby isn't gay.
Kirby likes to suck people.......... up.
And swallow - i.e deep throat.
Whoa.
My hero. <3

Holy crud, Ben.
How long did it take to upload all of those?
Didn't you say it took 2 hours to upload 3?
That means it took...
4 hours.
Fun stuff. c:

 

[Scrubs]

I just left them uploading over night. You don't have to physically do anything.... Wasn't hard work...

LOL

 

[Get that Rat]

You guys should all shut your flaccid brown holes up.

Because obviously...

Magnet > all

Ultimate weapon is too good!

 

[undead_moose]

Wolf is gay i cant kill with him..

 

[Sirias]

Lol, what's with the April Fools stuff.
Metacaballero lmfao. XD
Wolf = Kitty. c: Sexy.

Fox. Wolf. Falco. Toon Link. Marth. Roy. Ike. Lucario. Pit. Mario. Luigi. ROB. Peach. Bowser. DK / Donkey Kong. Diddy Kong. Metaknight / Meta Knight. Kirby. Lucas. Ness. Mewtwo. Pikachu. Pichu. Jigglypuff. Zelda. Sheik. Samus. Zero Suit Samus / Zamus. Sonic. Ganondorf. Ice Climbers / ICs. Game and Watch / G&W. Captain Falcon. Wario. And I can't think of any others.

And then there's Smash.

Edit:

It goes:

F ox. W olf. F alco. T oon L ink. M arth. R oy. I ke. L ucario. P it. M ario. L uigi. R OB. P each. B owser. D K / D onkey K ong. D iddy K ong. M etak night / M eta K night. K irby. L ucas. N ess. M ewtwo. P ikachu. P ichu. J igglypuff. Z elda. S heik. S amus. Z ero S uit S amus / Z amus. S onic. G anondorf. I ce C limbers / I Cs. G ame and W atch / G & W. C aption F alcon. W ario.

And then there's S mash.

Edit 2:

For when it changes all the names changed to:

Wolf. Kitty. Captain Falcon. Celda. Yaoi. Roy. Dwight Eisenhower. Mewtwo2. Palutena's *****. Wario. Luigi Mario. R66-Y. Apple. Koopa. JK / ******* Kong. Sean "Puffy" Combs. Metacaballero / Meta Caballero. Stafy. Claus. Ninten. Mewtwo. Ikue Ootani. Pichu. Purin. Wisdom. Wisdom. Yokoi. Yokoi with boobs / Boobs. Sonic Boom. Power. Ice Cream Man / ICs. Game and Watch / Dubya. Falco. Mario.

And then there's Halo.
Oh and B rawl turns to M elee. c: So I'd guess M elee turns to B rawl.
Melee.
Brawl.
Smash.

Does Ken - K en - turn into anything...
MewtwoKing.
M2K.
Lmao.

April fools for win. C:

 

[undead_moose]

w.....t......f kas

 

[Sirias]

Lol if you didn't see I said - April Fools ftw and What's with all the April Fools stuff.
Which would imply that all those names were changed for April Fools. <_<;;

I.E - Wolf changed to Kitty.
Knight changed to Caballero.
Etc.
c:

Also if you didn't realise when you posted what you said before it changed to - Kitty is gay i cant kill with him.

No one was online April Fools anyway. Doesn't matter.
You're all gay anyway. <3

 

[undead_moose]

I ... uh... you cant just.....

What

 

[Sirias]

I'm gonna kill your babies.
What?
Who said that.
c:

Zac I might be going to the City tomorrow sometime so I might see you at your work...
Though I don't really remember where it was.
Somewhere on Elizabeth street.
Hopefully I'll see it. c:
If you're not wearing your L wig and clothes I'll cry.

Hmm... maybe go to the Gold Coast tomorrow after being in the City, maybe.
... No wait I have to see a movie as well.
Poo.

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

omfg, 4 days without internet almost anal'd me in the face.

 

[Sieg]

So wait.

You're saying you almost got a **** into the *** on your face, cause you didn't have internet?

lolwut?

And Kas.

No.

I know you tried.

But even if it was an April Fools joke, I don't think ANYONE had ANY idea on what you were on about lol. Unless you actually explained it to their face.

 

[Hardpelicn]

ZOMG L WIG.
Liek L from death note.
blargh i want 1.

 

[Sirias]

I hate you all for not knowing what I'm talking about.
***gots.

I was supposed to go to Supanova.
Oh... ****. c:

 

[Vyse]

*In before youtube video of me Moonwalking*

Holy crap, supanova convention Pictochatting = 4chan for DS.

Never doing a cosplay skit again.
Ever.