BASED NINTENDO I LITERALLY LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am like almost the exact opposite of you lol.
I love disco, French house, funk, big band, smooth jazz, and instrumental jazz-trip hop. I really dislike country, rap, and 'classic rock.' I generally don't like anything on the radio either, beside from one or two songs a year.
There's a few Japanese jazz bands/artists that I really like.Jabberloop and Jazztronik come to mind; those guys seriously have the most beautiful strings I've ever heard in a song.
I just started learning guitar a few weeks ago. It's pretty hard but somewhat fun, only thing that sucks is that a lot of my favorite songs are way too complicated to even think about playing for a few years.
Btw, you may like this song. It's technically dance but features heavy metal and baroque influences (the last part of the song being entirely baroque arpeggios) with the only dance vibes belonging in the beat. It has some unconventionally funky synths in the beginning as well that carry on after the first break.