Project M Social Thread Gold

[teluoborg]

Go play Melee with him, and complain about all the stupid **** in there. He plays fox? Tell him he's too fast, shine is broken, usmash kills too early for a fast character. Falco? Easy free no skill combos and easy free no skill laser approaches. Jiggs? Why the **** is bair so much better than every other move what ****ty design. Sheik? Easy free no skill grab combos. Marth? Man is that ****er boring every attack looks and feels the same. Peach? Who he **** is this camping turtling ***** why is melee so boring with floaty campy characters? There's something you can say for every top/high/high-mid tier. And all the rest are **** for balance, so just say something to the effect of "thank goodness you play a **** character that will never be a real threat at any level". If he tries to make some retort like "Well you just suck/need to get good/are used to Project M too much/etc," tell him that YOU could say the same thing about him when he was *****ing about project m in the exact same manner.

Seriously, meet contempt with contempt. If nobody else in your crew will do it you might as well. If you show him his complaints don't have a leg to stand on, he'll back down. Even if he refuses to play melee (so he can ***** about PM) loudly and conclusively draw parallels to stupid **** in melee every time he complains about stupid **** in Project M, ending in something to the effect of "It's not Project M's fault you're not used to it like you are Melee's dumb ****, just get better."

You can also remember him that he doesn't even play on the latest version of Melee since he uses NTSC. My favorite argument by far.

Yoshi's New Island comes out, and Yoshi wasn't revealed. This ain't like you, Sakurai.

Nah it's usual, Look at how Lucario and Marth reveals got delayed.

 

[Strong Badam]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan. I just had an 11 hour smash fest, yet all I can think about is one guy's negativity to everything. He's really skilled at melee, and almost has an equivalent amount of contempt for pm, and yet decides to play the latter and let everyone know about every detail or decision that's wrong and therefore deserves scorn from him. A player succeeds with something pm exclusive? then they deserve scorn as well.

ppl like this are toxic to the community, game, and world.

 

[Paradoxium]

Glad I could help out man.

You do know Sapphire Dragon is a girl right?

 

[Plum]

Go play Melee with him, and complain about all the stupid **** in there. He plays fox? Tell him he's too fast, shine is broken, usmash kills too early for a fast character. Falco? Easy free no skill combos and easy free no skill laser approaches. Jiggs? Why the **** is bair so much better than every other move what ****ty design. Sheik? Easy free no skill grab combos. Marth? Man is that ****er boring every attack looks and feels the same. Peach? Who he **** is this camping turtling ***** why is melee so boring with floaty campy characters? There's something you can say for every top/high/high-mid tier. And all the rest are **** for balance, so just say something to the effect of "thank goodness you play a **** character that will never be a real threat at any level". If he tries to make some retort like "Well you just suck/need to get good/are used to Project M too much/etc," tell him that YOU could say the same thing about him when he was *****ing about project m in the exact same manner.

Seriously, meet contempt with contempt. If nobody else in your crew will do it you might as well. If you show him his complaints don't have a leg to stand on, he'll back down. Even if he refuses to play melee (so he can ***** about PM) loudly and conclusively draw parallels to stupid **** in melee every time he complains about stupid **** in Project M, ending in something to the effect of "It's not Project M's fault you're not used to it like you are Melee's dumb ****, just get better."

don't do this
just let the guy be petty and don't stoop to his level

just politely tell him that if he's going to say nothing but negative things about the game that maybe he should just not play it and be done with it

 

[Renji64]

P:M with smash 3 textures and melee sfxs is the best thing ever along with pizza i had a good night. Now time to put more time to learning how to move around better and get other timing down for l-caneling.

 

[PillsBuryDopeBoy]

Go play Melee with him, and complain about all the stupid **** in there. He plays fox? Tell him he's too fast, shine is broken, usmash kills too early for a fast character. Falco? Easy free no skill combos and easy free no skill laser approaches. Jiggs? Why the **** is bair so much better than every other move what ****ty design. Sheik? Easy free no skill grab combos. Marth? Man is that ****er boring every attack looks and feels the same. Peach? Who he **** is this camping turtling ***** why is melee so boring with floaty campy characters? There's something you can say for every top/high/high-mid tier. And all the rest are **** for balance, so just say something to the effect of "thank goodness you play a **** character that will never be a real threat at any level". If he tries to make some retort like "Well you just suck/need to get good/are used to Project M too much/etc," tell him that YOU could say the same thing about him when he was *****ing about project m in the exact same manner.

Seriously, meet contempt with contempt. If nobody else in your crew will do it you might as well. If you show him his complaints don't have a leg to stand on, he'll back down. Even if he refuses to play melee (so he can ***** about PM) loudly and conclusively draw parallels to stupid **** in melee every time he complains about stupid **** in Project M, ending in something to the effect of "It's not Project M's fault you're not used to it like you are Melee's dumb ****, just get better."

"Two wrongs don't make a right"

 

[GP&B]

True, but a right hook to the face just feels so damn good.

 

[Empyrean]

Is it me or is it easier to screw up the timing of l-cancelling DDD's and DK's fair, more than any other move?

 

[Nguz95]

I can see where you're coming from. You definitely have to wait a little longer than usual. It's just something you have to get used to though.

 

[Renji64]

Is it me or is it easier to screw up the timing of l-cancelling DDD's and DK's fair, more than any other move?

I have that issue as well.

 

[turtletank]

So I made this for some reason. Posting because bees.

 

[Vashimus]

You do know Sapphire Dragon is a girl right?

Psh. Sapph's a grown-ass woman.

Who four-stocks me with Pikachu.

 

[Darkshooter]

Just like this girl then.

 

[Yung Mei]

You do know Sapphire Dragon is a girl right?

*George Foreman

 

[Gamegenie222]

Speaking of that girl Black Lagoon is gonna be on Adult Swim in another week or two. Also Boondocks season 4 got announced and comes back on April 21st.

 

[Nguz95]

Speaking of Black Lagoon, has anyone seen Jormungand? I know it's by the same people, so I was wondering if it's any good.

 

[Paradoxium]

Psh. Sapph's a grown-ass woman.

Who four-stocks me with Pikachu.

Isn't Pikachu the #worstcharacter

 

[Empyrean]

Isn't Pikachu the #worstcharacter

Nah, he's good. He just happens to be #boring to watch, even with QAC. XD

 

[Fortress]

Isn't Pikachu the #worstcharacter

#realtalk

 

[GP&B]

Psh. Sapph's a grown-ass woman.

Who four-stocks me with Pikachu.

Did someone say ass?


EDIT: Oh for ****s sake Smashboards, you can't ****ing censor part of the URL.

 

[Wolf_]

I forgot what this thread is for...

 

[PillsBuryDopeBoy]

In the project melee social thread, the following is discussed

• Political issues
• Anime
• Girl talk
• various video games
• Pokemon
• Liking
• Gif's
• Pokemon
• bee's
• Food
• Tv shows
• The weather
• Smash bros melee
• 
  
• Smash bros brawl
• Current events
• Pokemon

And we sometimes talk about project melee.

 

[Plum]

you forgot Pokemon

also got a haircut for the first time in many months
I'm a happy camper

Spoiler

 

[Gamegenie222]

You also forgot most importantly. The best social thread.

 

[Empyrean]

In the project melee social thread, the following is discussed

• Anime
• Pokemon
• Pokemon
• Pokemon

And we sometimes talk about project melee management.

That's more like it.

 

[Nguz95]

Whoah, someone actually put a picture of himself on the internet... Bravo Plum.

 

[Ali Baba 177]

Where can I find all the Xanadu results?

 

[Wolf_]

In the project melee social thread, the following is discussed

• Political issues
• Anime
• Girl talk
• various video games
• Pokemon
• Liking
• Gif's
• Pokemon
• bee's
• Food
• Tv shows
• The weather
• Smash bros melee
• 
  
• Smash bros brawl
• Current events
• Pokemon

And we sometimes talk about project melee.

Soooo..... debauchery? ....... I'm in

 

[DMG]

Plum hath done it before. He is our cam-wench

 

[Plum]

I try to convince myself that I'm handsome or something
it's probably more "or something" though

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Whoah, someone actually put a picture of himself on the internet... Bravo Plum.

What I will tell you: I've actually posted a picture of me on this forum.

What I won't tell you: Where it is.

 

[Nguz95]

Where can I find all the Xanadu results?

http://vgbootcamp.challonge.com/sax03162014meleesingles

What I will tell you: I've actually posted a picture of me on this forum.

What I won't tell you: Where it is.

That's easy. Someone already posted it for you.

Just kidding. I've imagined you looking like GlitchxCity before, but that's almost certainly wrong.

 

[PillsBuryDopeBoy]

What I will tell you: I've actually posted a picture of me on this forum.

What I won't tell you: Where it is.

SEARCH TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Paradoxium]

What I will tell you: I've actually posted a picture of me on this forum.

What I won't tell you: Where it is.

I will search through every page on every thread until I find that GODDAMN PICTURE!!!!!!

I actually imagine you looking exactly like luigia, gracefully flying through the clouds during sunset

 

[Player -0]

Well then, I heard you liked Project M and I heard you liked threads so I put some threads in your Project M.



Don't ask who you is, I'm not sure.

 

[CORY]

http://share.d-news.co/CBUGYTk
i'm somewhere in that slideshow.

i'll let you guys guess. if you're lucky, i might even confirm if you get it right.

(hint: i'm dressed in steampunk garb)

 

[Gamegenie222]

Whoah, someone actually put a picture of himself on the internet... Bravo Plum.

What I will tell you: I've actually posted a picture of me on this forum.

What I won't tell you: Where it is.

I did this as well and it was my avatar pic for the longest time on smashboards before I got banned and when Smashboards switched to the Xenforo layout last year.

 

[Saito]

In the project melee social thread, the following is discussed

• 

And we sometimes talk about project melee.

First off. This ain't Project Melee.

Second off in relation to the Pichu, and those interested in how the Clone discussion thread turned out.

Spoiler

Here are the final results. I won't be tallying anymore votes after this point.

There were 249 unique people voting.

As usual, it'll be this format, and I've only included characters with at least 10 votes:

Name: Score (+1s, +1/2s, -1s, %)

Individual Tiers
Isaac: 132.5 (131, 23, 10, 93.90%)

Ridley: 100.5 (108, 33, 24, 85.45%)

Lyn: 74 (83, 26, 22, 83.21%)

Ganondorf + Black Shadow: 68 (91, 23, 35, 76.67%)

Dark Samus: 53 (54, 40, 21, 81.74%)

King K Rool: 46 (43, 32, 13, 85.23%)

A Tier
Skapon: 39.5 (44, 31, 20, 78.95%)
Bowser Jr.: 37 (39, 32, 18, 79.78%)
Saki: 37 (33, 26, 9, 86.76%)
Skull Kid: 32 (27, 18, 4, 91.84%)
Masked Man/Claus: 30.5 (27, 15, 4, 91.30%)

B Tier
Sami: 23.5 (34, 13, 17, 73.44%)
Dixie Kong: 23 (35, 38, 31, 70.19%)
Paper Mario: 20 (25, 34, 22, 72.84%)
Tom Nook: 20 (18, 20, 8, 82.61%)
Ray: 18.5 (11, 15, 0, 100.00%)
Andy: 15.5 (14, 19, 8, 80.49%)
Samurai Goroh: 15 (13, 26, 11, 78.00%)

C Tier
Toad: 7.5 (21, 19, 23, 63.49%)
Waluigi: 6 (31, 26, 38, 60.00%)
Lip: 5.5 (1, 9, 0, 100.00%)
Hector: 3.5 (11, 19, 17, 63.83%)
Tetra: 3 (9, 14, 13, 64.89%)
Red/Pokemon Trainer: 1 (5, 4, 6, 60.00%)
Plusle & Minun: -3 (6, 9, 13, 51.85%)

D Tier
Toon Zelda: -9.5 (6, 7, 19, 40.63%)
Krystal: -10.5 (11, 25, 34, 51.43%)
Pichu: -12.5 (36, 25, 61, 50.00%)

F (Sonic) Tier
Tails: -25.5 (16, 19, 51, 40.70%)
Knuckles: -28.5 (15, 11, 49, 34.67%)
Shadow: -53.5 (12, 7, 69, 21.59%)

 

[SpiderMad]

http://share.d-news.co/CBUGYTk
i'm somewhere in that slideshow.

i'll let you guys guess. if you're lucky, i might even confirm if you get it right.

First picture on the right?

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Just kidding. I've imagined you looking like GlitchxCity before, but that's almost certainly wrong.

You mean this GlitchxCity? https://twitter.com/GlitchxCity

If so, you are wrong. I have the same eye color though.