so I just found out from the bug reporting forum that the Timers have accidentally been turned back on... the same timers that violate PM's physics engine like nobody's business. after coming acrossed it by chance in Classic Mode here and there, I'm tempted to ask if we can make disabling it an option.
think about it, jump like there's low gravity, air dodge most of Final Destination's Length, and if you slip off the edge and try to grab it the game derps so hard it KOs you... I already commented on the thread in question, but still, I think this would make some really great troll moments, especially with four players. one guy grabs a timer and if time doesn't slow completely, they can watch everyone else going all over the place and laugh at their pitiful attempts at avoiding death.
and besides, items are optional anyways, most people would turn them off in a serious match... only people who found out in the first place were people who played with items for the hell of it.