Portland Kombat, Portland Oregon's Bi-Weekly

[jankerrific]

my fabulous g to the f-rend is taking me my cube/tv/recording set up and gage/ryan/pizzasfor5bucks?

 

[Binx]

from johns? hahaha we are gonna eat pizza called johns at a smash tournie, roflcoptor.

 

[FoosJr]

Wow I will not eat such a thing! unless it's pepperoni!

 

[Binx]

it will probably have pepperoni but it will probably have other stuff as well.

 

[FoosJr]

ok fine I will accept your offerings FoosJr is pleased.

 

[Binx]

Lols @ Foosie.

 

[Rage.]

Binx you should actually name your torney "Mortal Kombat", just so the winner can be crowed as the Champion of Mortal Kombat.
also during the finals the Mortal Kombat theme should be playing
cause that song is epic

 

[Peach Masta]

and the loser falls on a giant pit of spikes and Binx you can say "your soul is mine" and you become that much better at smash

 

[Binx]

Rofl, I like the sound of stealing the loser's soul.

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

add me to semi-confirmed or else >:D

 

[cmin]

LOL AT RAGE

Mortal Kombat idea is effing jenious. heads up for mortal kombat 2 at binx's place this saturday!

edit: on second thought, change the thread title now!! MORTAL KOMBAT

 

[t!MmY]

Yeah, "Mortal Kombat" has a snazzier ring than "Portland Bi-Weeklies". But it wouldn't be Mortal Kombat II, because it would be the first MK tourney.

 

[Ronin686]

I'm coming if a car is leaving from Eugene.

 

[Rage.]

Mortal Kombat is way too good
Who will be the next Champion of Mortal Kombat?
Goro can be MCS if he ever comes

 

[Peach Masta]

Goro dies though he needs to be liu kang. I have dibs on Smoke because he is a pimp

 

[FoosJr]

MCS Mortal Combat Style. I call sonya because I have been given the nickname sexy legs by Jesse and James.

EDIT: WOW KEVIN!!! you're posting haven't seen you on in a long time. I hope you can make it to this tourney. I need to play you again we had some good matches back in the day. I'll even try to get you a ride if you go.

 

[Rage.]

I call scorpion. Hes the baddest *** ninja ever

 

[Peach Masta]

Yes, Kevin it would be nice to fight the best bowser in oregon

 

[capncone]

I call scorpion. Hes the baddest *** ninja ever

Scorpion is not just a ninja, he's a skeleton ninja that can breathe fire. Good choice.

 

[Peach Masta]

Smoke is where it's at he turns to freaking smoke

P.S. if this really becomes a mortal kombat theme I am so going to change my name to smoke for this tournament haha

 

[cmin]

why is this thread not called mortal kombat yet? jesus this is way too good, binx wake your *** up! anyways i call noob saibot, but i might change it to pro saibot since i dont like noob in my name anywhere whatsoever

 

[FoosJr]

I don't mind it as long as it says noobstomper or something rediculous like that lol. Also why isn't the thread name changed. Comeon binx get your head in the game.

 

[cmin]

if this tourney doesnt attract the mega pros, i dont know what else would

 

[jankerrific]

all i have to say about this is

MOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
KOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Binx]

why is this thread not called mortal kombat yet? jesus this is way too good, binx wake your *** up! anyways i call noob saibot, but i might change it to pro saibot since i dont like noob in my name anywhere whatsoever

LOL hahaha, Minh.

Scorpion is not just a ninja, he's a skeleton ninja that can breathe fire. Good choice.

QFT, too good.

Umm I guess I'll call Sub Zero since I main ICs, plus hes the next best pimp next to scorpion and one of the best characters in the game if I remember right.

 

[Binx]

My GF and I are broken up, and my name isn't on the lease so we can't have the tourney here, any chance we could do it at Minhs?

 

[t!MmY]

Wow, good timing Binx.

Did you Finish Her?

 

[Binx]

So my GF is kicking me out for no reason, and we are splitting up, also apparently for no reason. My tournament is ruined and my parents won't let me move back in with them. So... anyone need a roommate? If I have to live with someone I don't know then I would like it if they were a smasher lolz.

She is giving me until sunday, so that gives me today tommorow and a portion of saturday to find somewhere to live, for some reason she thinks a week would be to awkward for her. I really don't understand why she has to be such a ***** about it, I swear to god any reasonable person would give someone at least a week or two to find a place to live.

 

[jankerrific]

cmins house for the tournament hopefully. its 18 seconds down the street

binx everyone hates her anyways, its all for the better.

 

[Binx]

Yeah, I am really not all that bummed, I just need a place to live. I am more worried about finding time to smash on saturday while finding a place to live.

 

[jankerrific]

stay at uncles or grandmas or just be a hobo.

 

[Binx]

Granda smokes and Uh is all out of the way and has no accessable laundry doing machines haha. I dunno im checking craigs right now.

 

[cmin]

I think tournament at my house is a green light. I dont think anyone in the house would notice 20 people over anyways seriously, as long as we stay out of sight my parents are like snakes, they cant hear anything

 

[FoosJr]

Wow lol. That's pretty funny, do you think they'll notice the pizza guy bring like 10 pizza's even though I doubt we are going to need that much.

 

[Eggz]

Cmin, come to GC this weekend. Let them run a tourney at your house. xD

 

[Peach Masta]

haha Minh if I get our deal on the pizzas how are we going to cook them without your parents noticing. Oh by the way if you want to pitch in the pizza fun anyone. I can get a large papa murpheys pizza for 5 dollars. So yeah, pitch in if you're hungry haha.

 

[cmin]

Cmin, come to GC this weekend. Let them run a tourney at your house. xD

lol i cant, is there anything going on the weekend of september 22rd and 23nd? im gonna be in seattle then lol

 

[jankerrific]

why dont we just break in to justins old place cook pizzas there and smack a ho, then go to minhs for food and smash.

 

[t!MmY]

The person above me does not know the meaning of "johns".

 

[cmin]

jayce is a true smasher