Pokemon Black and White

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

Black version's professor better be Dr. Dre or I'm not getting it

 

[#HBC | Mac]

lol mike G trollin this thread mad hard

 

[Zero_Gamer]

How can one produce something Darker Than Black?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darker_than_Black

 

[Mike G]

lol mike G trollin this thread mad hard

GET OUT MACMAN NO BROOMERS ALLOWED!


oh **** wait....


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[Saltix]

*puts on Race Card Ref Uniform*

Alright guys now I want a clean fight.

Black people get to make 1 joke for every 3 jokes that white people make.

Don't ask questions. Just do it.


*A Wild Alpha has appeared!*
*Gerbil uses Pokeball*
*1*
*2*
*ARGH! ALMOST!
*Gerbil uses Bait!*
**Fried Chicken is on the field**
*Alpha seems to be busy with the Fried Chicken and ignores Gerbil*
*Gerbil uses Moon Ball (ya know, for catching Pokemon at night )*
*1*
*2*
*3*
*SUCCESS! GERBIL CAUGHT A WILD ALPHA*
*Alpha's Specs*
-Darkness
-Shadowball
-Thief
-Snatch

.......

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a very straight face until I read Alpha's Specs LMAOOOOO

People seem to forget that all of the games aren't named after just colors, lol.

But the thing is we went BACK to colors. Just wait til we go to numbers
"Pokemon 14 and 15" ayyyye

**** these games. They give us 5 months to spend with the beauty that is SoulSilver/HeartGold?

That's what I'm sayin, 5 months is a shame...

 

[Collective of Bears]

Black version's professor better be Dr. Dre or I'm not getting it

Win.

Well I'm impressed so far. I'm on the gravy train for this game for sure. Hopefully it'll be better than DPPt.

 

[ZIO]

Really should have said GRAYvy train.

 

[~Twitch~]

what happened to basing pokemon versions on jewels?

*looks back at red, blue, and yellow*

never mind.

edit: i actually looked back at some of the previous posts in this thread. lol, racist jokes are hilarious.

 

[mercy]

In the black version, you start out the game already in debt.

 

[mercy]

There are no pokemon centers in the black version, only bottles of Robitussin.

 

[Toobz]

In the White version, officer Jenny helps you.

 

[BBQ°]

In the black version, you steal the bike instead of someone giving it to you.

 

[Anomic_Punk]

In the black version, you steal the bike instead of someone giving it to you.

I almost fell out of my chair at this.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm so torn between which to get...

 

[ChKn]

Theme song baby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0

I just want my Farfetch'd evo.

 

[Black Mantis]

In both versions, the pokemart is owned by an indian guy.

 

[Toobz]

In both versions, the pokemart is owned by an indian guy.

... what??

 

[Black Mantis]

... what??

think of apu from the quik-e mart

 

[Black Mantis]

In White version beer heals all status effects.

 

[Rayku]

You don't get any running shoes in the black version; don't need 'em to run.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

In Black version, your starter choices are Hitmontop, Jynx, and Delibird.

In White version, you buy your starter.

 

[Anomic_Punk]

In Black version, you don't get a pokedex cause you can't read. :monkey:

 

[Black Mantis]

In the White version your home town is a trailer park.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

In the White version your home town is a trailer park.

LOLOL.

10LOLs.

 

[Black Mantis]

There are no pokemon centers in the black version, only bottles of Robitussin.

The best joke so far.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Pokemon Black Version's English name will be Grand Theft Auto: Celadon City

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

Klan Member Ralph wants to battle!

 

[Toobz]

The music better have hip-hop tendencies in Black.

 

[Nihongo-ookami]

In Black versions, there are no Pokemon Contests, only underground battling rings.

or rap battles.

At times like this...I REALLY wish I had a DS.

 

[~Twitch~]

klan Member Ralph Wants To Battle!

Best Joke Ever.

edit: i wonder what pokemon he would have.

 

[Collective of Bears]

Best Joke Ever.

Seconded.

Black and White version don't trade. Black version steals from White version.

 

[TheLastCacely]

In white version..... all the pokemon are white.

lolololololololololol

 

[~Twitch~]

keith...that's stupid. >_>

 

[BBQ°]

i love this thread except villain ruined it lol

 

[~Twitch~]

i was about to say that but i'm not a ****. hmm...i guess i'm getting pokemon white then.

 

[mercy]

Pokemon white won't sell a single copy due to affirmative action.

 

[mercy]

After winning the game in the black version, you get 40 acres and a Ponyta.

 

[~Twitch~]

After winning the game in the black version, you get 40 acres and a Ponyta.

after you beat the slave trade a whole new adventure awaits: fighting equal rights!

 

[Rx-]

if you beat up black people you get money from the president

Spoiler

in real life

 

[~Twitch~]

if you beat up black people you get money from the president

Spoiler

in real life

................

ohhhh, i get it. :D

 

[Black Mantis]

if you beat up black people you get money from the president

Spoiler

in real life

I don't get it