POKÉMAFIA: TOWN WINS

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Also while we're waiting, I would like to proudly announce that I am now accepting -JOB APPLICATIONS- (disclaimer: you will not be paid in any way) for the as of now still distant mafia tentatively placeholderly named Kid Icarus Mafia: Idol Cards In Concrete! Yes, I intend to take TWO applicants for assistants for this game, as I intend to potentially host both a larger and a more complex game than average and even the normal chaos would already destroy me.

Applicants should be able to offer such qualifications as:

Let's see how much I qualify.

Basic knowledge of the complete plot of Kid Icarus: Uprising, including but not limited to a basic understanding of the abilities of characters, a rough understanding of all events, and the understanding that logic has no place here

Check.

Ability to ferret out potential loopholes in ability descriptions and avoid unpredictable chaos

Check... maybe.

Ability to both condone and create bizarre and -to the players- unpredictable chaos, thus creating predictable chaos

Check.

Ability to check up on PMs and fulfill ability work as needed so I don't choke on my own game

Check.

Ability to pitch in with incredible flavors (such as floor ice cream and fried angel wings) as needed

And now I'm no longer good enough.

A sense of humor, duh

But I still have that. Check.

Job perks will include access to the exclusive Planning Lounge PM (actual quality of the staff lounge not guaranteed), experience that will not level you up, and EXPOSURE! Apply now!

No free soda? Lame!

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Oh no I thought we would both harden

...I really hope RamOne is telling the truth.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh no I thought we would both harden

That's not in my movepool.

 

[Pokechu]

...I really hope RamOne is telling the truth.

It's a shame Ram'll only kill himself; this is making me wish I was mafia. Goldie is dying as well and it'd be neat to go to the grave alongside my one true love.

 

[Deleted member]

inb4 desperado shoots holder

 

[A Distant Demon]

I love Kid Icarus (see avatar) so I at the very least would know the L O R E, but im not that great at creating roles lol.

Put me as an emergency contact in case your emergency contact is unavailable if that isn't good enough

 

[Coricus]

Let's see how much I qualify.


Check.


Check... maybe.

Check.

Check.

And now I'm no longer good enough.

But I still have that. Check.


No free soda? Lame!

You move straight to the lack of free soda and don't comment on the fact that we don't have a healthcare plan? Uhh, priorities!

But really, I can most likely handle flavors, it's really just more of a set of ideal traits. Can't expect the applicants to be perfect, or THEY might start being in charge of the game. Can't have that!

 

[praline]

Maybe save the kid Icarus talk for another time, Coricus.

 

[Coricus]

Maybe save the kid Icarus talk for another time, Coricus.

So we have to go back to sexual talk until the rest of the flavor is ready? :<

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You move straight to the lack of free soda and don't comment on the fact that we don't have a healthcare plan? Uhh, priorities!

I mean, not bring killed by a dumb town is already a good healthcare plan, isn't it?

But really, I can most likely handle flavors, it's really just more of a set of ideal traits. Can't expect the applicants to be perfect, or THEY might start being in charge of the game. Can't have that!

Fair enough.

I'm seriously considering this because, as much as I like Uprising and would LOVE to be Pyrrhon, I want some experience for hosting my Smash Mafia and getting a subject I'm familiar with as what would basically be an internship would be great.

 

[Pokechu]

That's not in my movepool.

Oh... what a shame.... there's still plenty of other moves we could make fun with though!

Rock Polish
Role Play
Draining Kiss
String Shot
Soak
Tickle
Quiver Dance
Submission
Milk Drink
Lick
Nasty Plot
Bone Club
STRUGGLE
Helping Hand
Egg Bomb
Me First
Howl
Teeter Dance
Gunk Shot

You surely have to have some of these!!!

 

[redfeatherraven]

- 19:56 Poké Pelago local time.

Despite their misgivings, the crowd had warmed up to the idea of the match as it progressed. Loud cheers went up with every blow. Perhaps they needed this. For a moment, the plots, the tragedies, were forgotten.

But not the combatants. They knew the stakes. There'd be no safety of being recalled, no rush to a Pokémon Center after this. It was pure survival. They fought for honor, for life itself, every blow and battle cry stirring the very earth they stood upon.

At last, after a battle that seemed to stretch forever, the accused fell, weakened, to one knee. His arms quaked, his body ached. His breath came fast and rapid - until his furious challenger, with a final measure of might, forced it from his chest with one mighty, final blow.

The accused crumpled to the ground in a heap. The crowd went wild, and his triumphant challenger struck a pose and roared in joyous victory, so loud that it could be heard throughout the Pelago.

And then there was a sharp and terrible crunch.

A hush fell. The Pokemon gathered there had been lost in the fight, but Tyranitar had not forgotten the law, nor its place in it. It enacted its duty, its face stern. And beneath its massive foot was the crushed remains of the accused's Poké Ball.

Spoiler: Lampy

“Memories of battling its archrival Seviper are etched into every cell of Zangoose’s body. This Pokémon adroitly dodges attacks with incredible agility.”
Revenge: one time use, if used on seviper you get 2 votes and they get none, fails otherwise.
Taunt: one time use can negate protection on seviper, fails if not.
When voting for Seviper vote counts for 2.
Wins if they outlast Seviper
Comes up clean

Lampy was KO'd and released. His alignment was TOWN.

More to follow.

 

[A Distant Demon]

El Vote Pokechu

 

[A Distant Demon]

uhhh. . .hthat was in reply to pokechu being dumb. . .red hadn't posted yet >_>

RIP Lampy

 

[Deleted member]

Oh... what a shame.... there's still plenty of other moves we could make fun with though!


You surely have to have some of these!!!

 

[AmericanDJ]

Also while we're waiting, I would like to proudly announce that I am now accepting -JOB APPLICATIONS- (disclaimer: you will not be paid in any way) for the as of now still distant mafia tentatively placeholderly named Kid Icarus Mafia: Idol Cards In Concrete! Yes, I intend to take TWO applicants for assistants for this game, as I intend to potentially host both a larger and a more complex game than average and even the normal chaos would already destroy me.

Applicants should be able to offer such qualifications as:

Basic knowledge of the complete plot of Kid Icarus: Uprising, including but not limited to a basic understanding of the abilities of characters, a rough understanding of all events, and the understanding that logic has no place here
Ability to ferret out potential loopholes in ability descriptions and avoid unpredictable chaos
Ability to both condone and create bizarre and -to the players- unpredictable chaos, thus creating predictable chaos
Ability to check up on PMs and fulfill ability work as needed so I don't choke on my own game
Ability to pitch in with incredible flavors (such as floor ice cream and fried angel wings) as needed
A sense of humor, duh

Job perks will include access to the exclusive Planning Lounge PM (actual quality of the staff lounge not guaranteed), experience that will not level you up, and EXPOSURE! Apply now!

I would be willing to apply to assist with that game. I would hope that I would have enough experience to co-host by the time the KI Mafia game happens.
And if I have the time to do so.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Damn, Lampy was town...

This is not looking good already...

 

[Deleted member]

Lampy was KO'd and released. His alignment was TOWN.

And now comes the part when I say "Told ya!"

Spoiler: KSA spoilers

smell ya later

 

[Pokechu]

El Vote Pokechu

Come to think of it, I don't think Golden would be against you joining in...

You can join in as well!!!

 

[Deleted member]

NOW THE BOOM?!?

 

[Deleted member]

PRALINE WHAT THE ****

 

[Z25]

But what about Opossum? Weren't they tied together? Or does his fate come later?

 

[Wolfie557]

Also while we're waiting, I would like to proudly announce that I am now accepting -JOB APPLICATIONS- (disclaimer: you will not be paid in any way) for the as of now still distant mafia tentatively placeholderly named Kid Icarus Mafia: Idol Cards In Concrete! Yes, I intend to take TWO applicants for assistants for this game, as I intend to potentially host both a larger and a more complex game than average and even the normal chaos would already destroy me.

Applicants should be able to offer such qualifications as:

Basic knowledge of the complete plot of Kid Icarus: Uprising, including but not limited to a basic understanding of the abilities of characters, a rough understanding of all events, and the understanding that logic has no place here
Ability to ferret out potential loopholes in ability descriptions and avoid unpredictable chaos
Ability to both condone and create bizarre and -to the players- unpredictable chaos, thus creating predictable chaos
Ability to check up on PMs and fulfill ability work as needed so I don't choke on my own game
Ability to pitch in with incredible flavors (such as floor ice cream and fried angel wings) as needed
A sense of humor, duh

Job perks will include access to the exclusive Planning Lounge PM (actual quality of the staff lounge not guaranteed), experience that will not level you up, and EXPOSURE! Apply now!

As much as id love to, I'd rather play, because, it's kid icarus haha.

 

[Pokechu]

I'm really excited now, I can't wait to Quiver Dance after Golden uses Lick. Not to mention the Gunk Shot!!! I think the best part will be the Role Play though.

 

[Pokechu]

OH WAIT WE JUST LOST TWO TOWNIES

 

[praline]

I'm really excited now, I can't wait to Quiver Dance after Golden uses Lick. Not to mention the Gunk Shot!!! I think the best part will be the Role Play though.

I might just host kill you still.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm really excited now, I can't wait to Quiver Dance after Golden uses Lick. Not to mention the Gunk Shot!!! I think the best part will be the Role Play though.

-Golden used Throat Chop-

Silencio por favor.

 

[Coricus]

I'm really excited now, I can't wait to Quiver Dance after Golden uses Lick. Not to mention the Gunk Shot!!! I think the best part will be the Role Play though.

*beats Pokechu over the head with a paper fan*

 

[Deleted member]

I died for this

 

[Pokechu]

-Golden used Throat Chop-

Silencio por favor.

Submission shouldn't feel this painful... this is a real struggle...

I might just host kill you still.

you have to admit that was hilarious lol but ill stop if you want

how come when i join in on the naughtiness im threatened??? goldie never said no either ;^)

*beats Pokechu over the head with a paper fan*

 

[Coricus]

I died for this

I blame Praline for not making the roles flowery enough. :/

 

[A Distant Demon]

I died for this

you're the lucky one

 

[praline]

Submission shouldn't feel this painful... this is a real struggle...

you have to admit that was hilarious lol but ill stop if you want

how come when i join in on the naughtiness im threatened??? goldie never said no either ;^)

The only thing I’ll give you is Judgment... and that’s the ultimate pain.

 

[Wolfie557]

damn. that role makes no sense.

How is it even useful to town? shoulda been 3rd parties...

But what about Opossum? Weren't they tied together? Or does his fate come later?

~fate is a lie~

 

[Pokechu]

The only thing I’ll give you is Judgment... and that’s the ultimate pain.

Noooo!! Can I have a Draining Kiss to kiss the booboos away afterwards?? Or a Helping Hand?

 

[Deleted member]

YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS
I WILL KEEP REMINDING YOU THIS
F O R E V E R

 

[praline]

YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS
I WILL KEEP REMINDING YOU THIS
F O R E V E R

Forget what?

 

[Wolfie557]

YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THIS
I WILL KEEP REMINDING YOU THIS
F O R E V E R

well, using past mafia games generally isn't good defence.
unless its how someone generally plays XD.

 

[Deleted member]

Noooo!! Can I have a Draining Kiss to kiss the booboos away afterwards?? Or a Helping Hand?

I will apply a Crush Grip to the neck if you don't stop.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

well, using past mafia games generally isn't good defence.
unless its how someone generally plays XD.

Like how you play scummy all the time? XD