POKÉMAFIA: TOWN WINS

[redfeatherraven]

Professor Kukui's semen.

Everyone here is a bunch of pervs.

...eh, guilty as charged.

But as with the best double entendres it's a real product, and none of its uses were misconstrued.

 

[Natz~]

Welp, now you ruined it for the shippers

not completely, i swing both ways

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Not if she's closet bi.

Alright, but in the meantime...

Katticus

not completely, i swing both ways

And I swing anyway I want to swing

 

[Deleted member]

This thread just got worse
I'm somewhat I'm happy that I'm gonna get killed :/

 

[Natz~]

Alright, but in the meantime...

Katticus

katt don't get it

And I swing anyway I want to swing

oh so your moving up from bi curious to pan like me?

 

[redfeatherraven]

T I M E .

Please stand by for results.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

katt don't get it

Katt + Coricus.

Ship name

oh so your moving up from bi curious to pan like me?

Did that a while ago lol

Gender isn't my priority. If I feel a genuine connection with someone, that's what should matter the most.

 

[Deleted member]

And it's your fault :^)

Thanks!

It's everyone's fault because the town sucks :^)

Town always suck except when the Mafia sucks harder

Tempting Fate - TV Tropes

Can't wait for Mafia to win on Day 1 next game because of a stupid combination of abilities :^)

T I M E .

Please stand by for results.

Oh, finally, time for the verdict.

 

[Coricus]

This thread just got worse
I'm somewhat I'm happy that I'm gonna get killed :/

Lampy plz

I know everyone is a bunch of nutters here, but the key to enjoying Mafia is to not take it so srsly. I made the mistake of taking it too seriously the last couple of games and it cost me.

Just revel in the madness and try not to think too deeply about the filth.

 

[Wolfie557]

T I M E .

Please stand by for results.

awesome, just when I booted up Age of Empires 3... gonna wait then.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lampy plz

I know everyone is a bunch of nutters here, but the key to enjoying Mafia is to not take it so srsly. I made the mistake of taking it too seriously the last couple of games and it cost me.

Just revel in the madness and try not to think too deeply about the filth.

So basically... pretend this is the NintenZone?

 

[Natz~]

Katt + Coricus.

Ship name

....pass, i don't even know her :V
pretty wrong for a ship if two people don't even know each other

Did that a while ago lol

Gender isn't my priority. If I feel a genuine connection with someone, that's what should matter the most.

oh cool~ welcome aboard to the club~ guess i never heard since me and ya haven't chatted that much even on discord
its good to hear ya like that~ :3

 

[Coricus]

So basically... pretend this is the NintenZone?

Barring Pokechu's pickup lines, this IS Nintenzone, just with Opo suspicious of everyone and a big cloud of violence.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Lampy plz

I know everyone is a bunch of nutters here, but the key to enjoying Mafia is to not take it so srsly. I made the mistake of taking it too seriously the last couple of games and it cost me.

Just revel in the madness and try not to think too deeply about the filth.

Nutters. Filth.

I see what you did.

 

[Natz~]

So basically... pretend this is the NintenZone?

does that mean all of us should be getting horny every night? :V

Can't wait for Mafia to win on Day 1 next game because of a stupid combination of abilities :^)

now your thinking right~

 

[Deleted member]

ADMIRAL ACKBAR

 

[Coricus]

Nutters. Filth.

I see what you did.

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I tried my best to AVOID double meanings in that post, actually.

Clearly I missed some mistakes.

 

[Natz~]

whelp gonna need to see the results later, gotta stir and make mulch see ya in some hours

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

....pass, i don't even know her :V
pretty wrong for a ship if two people don't even know each other

I'M SAILING IT ANYWAY!

oh cool~ welcome aboard to the club~ guess i never heard since me and ya haven't chatted that much even on discord
its good to hear ya like that~ :3

Tankyou ^-^

does that mean all of us should be getting horny every night? :V

We aren't already? :V

 

[Holder of the Heel]

And it's your fault :^)

Blaming others is the first and natural mistake players always make.

Adaption isn't yelling at the world to change to your will, but learning that they all have wills and one must act in accordance.

Survival of the fittest.

 

[A Distant Demon]

Can't wait for 4 players to die and none of them being mafia
:')

 

[Deleted member]

I don't get why you guys sexualise nut so much, now I can't even say I enjoy it without dirty jokes.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR

What about him?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I don't get why you guys sexualise nut so much, now I can't even say I enjoy it without dirty jokes.

You cannut? :^)

 

[redfeatherraven]

I tried my best to AVOID double meanings in that post, actually.

Clearly I missed some mistakes.

I mean.

There's an alternate explanation.

 

[Coricus]

I mean.

There's an alternate explanation.

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Why would I fakeclaim trying not to be dirty, though?

Everyone here revels in their perversion already, not like there'd be shame.

I was trying to avoid this inevitable exchange and failed, honestly I figured from the start this attempt at a callout would be too boring for me LOL

 

[redfeatherraven]

Why would I fakeclaim trying not to be dirty, though?

Everyone here revels in their perversion already, not like there'd be shame.

I was trying to avoid this inevitable exchange and failed, honestly I figured from the start this attempt at a callout would be too boring for me LOL

Cori.

That's my head in the gutter.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Why would I fakeclaim trying not to be dirty, though?

Because you said we should revel in the madness. So should you.

Lynch All Liars.

El Voterino: Senorita Coricus

 

[Deleted member]

You cannut? :^)

Is it too late to change who I challenge?

 

[redfeatherraven]

Is it too late to change who I challenge?

You cannut change it now.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Is it too late to change who I challenge?

Come on. A few puns never killed anyone.

 

[A Distant Demon]

Come on. A few puns never killed anyone.

Tell that to Marvel's The Punisher

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Tell that to Marvel's The Punisher

Puns are not crimes.

 

[Deleted member]

You cannut change it now.

I hate all of you

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I hate all of you

I like you too.

 

[Deleted member]

y'all are stoopid

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

y'all are stoopid

Nope.

I'm the only stoopid one.

Everyone else is just dumb.

 

[Deleted member]

Nope.

I'm the only stoopid one.

Everyone else is just dumb.

Proof that you're stoopid:
You don't get a Pokemon reference in a Pokemon themed mafia

 

[praline]

y'all are stoopid

Nothing stupid about candied nuts

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Proof that you're stoopid:
You don't get a Pokemon reference in a Pokemon themed mafia

...

How the **** did I not get that?

 

[Deleted member]

...

How the **** did I not get that?

Spoiler

because your st00pid