Humph... this isn't fair. I NEED my Dr. Luigi, but it seems like there's no way to safely incorporate him...
wait, bomb-sized idea. They release this update SECRETLY and e-mail all users, which they can get the e-mail addresses by asking for them please, in case they need to contact them, about the update, and give all users a download link IN the e-mail, that way, they don't have to post it on the website. They can e-mail the update to all NEW users as well, since if they come in the future, just e-mail it to them after getting the e-mail. Actually, they should create a NECESSARY account to all users, and giving your e-mail should be MANDATORY. That way, there's no having to ask for it. They already have it and store the user's info in somewhere, that way they can access it at any time. Fool-proof, I know.