Hideo Kojima: "Please, Sakurai? Will you please put Snake in Brawl?"
Masahiro Sakurai: "Oh, all right. Just this once, though."
HK: "Thank you, thank you, thank you! I can't thank you enough!"
MS: *sigh*
-Later that night-
MS: "Well, there we go. Snake is complete. Now it's time for bed."
-The next morning-
HK: "Hey, Sakurai! Hey, thanks again. I owe you one."
MS: "Whatever."
HK: "So, can I see Snake?"
MS: "Yeah, sure."
HK: "I like how you made his dash attack like that of the game. Now, if only he fired out a grenade when you pressed up and A."
MS: "All right. Are you finished?"
HK: "Yeah. Thanks again."
-Sakurai shows Kojima Snake and all that stuff-
HK: "Come on, Sakurai! Please, won't you amp up Snake? Just this once, for old-times sake?"
MS: "I suppose." *amps up those tilts*
-March 9, 2008-
Gamer 1: "Awesome. Now I get to play as Snake."
Gamer 2: "What's he like?"
Gamer 1: "He's slow and heavy. I don't like him."
Gamer 2: "Can I try?"
Gamer 1: "If you want."
Gamer 2: *plays Brawl and discovers Snakedashing* "Whoa! Check this out!"
Gamer 1: "Ah, that's awesome! Snake is so cool! Let me try him out!"
-In Tournament Settings-
Gamer 3: "Who is your main?"
Gamer 4: "Snake."
Gamer 3: "Really? No way! He's mine, too!"
Gamer 250: "You main Snake as well?"
Gamer 122: "I heard someone say Snake. Do you know how to use his Snakedash?"
Gamer 250: "Oh do I!"
Gamer 56: "I main Pikachu."
Gamer 3, 4, 122, and 250: *stare*