Skler
Smash Master
Ah smashboards... its been a while since Pine has bathed in its blissful heavenly aroma of WIN.
Some have stated that Pine was addicted to Tibia for nearly a year, thus he could not reply to this thread. However this statement is clearly untrue.
So where was Pine hiding all these months... ?
The question isn't a mystery... rather a story of how Pine came to be.
You see... during the summer Pine ventured off to Korea in the hopes of becoming a famous steak bomb chef. He wandered the streets, searching for a master chef that would take him in to be his apprentice.
Until Pine stumbled upon Master Hashun. He was a peculiar little man with odd shaped toenails, from which flakey skin occasionally fell and left a fine trail of skin behind him.
... Weeks went by, as Pine carefully prepared steaks, and bombs, which kinda reminded me of a girl back at home named Emmy.
Then one day... Pine was cleaning off the restaurant tables, when stumbling in through the front doors, appeared a young Korean man with a shirt on that read "8===D" This was Korean for "Super Smash Brothers".
He questioned the man... "You there! You no want pinch of salami with your steak bomb!?"
The man responded ... "Yes, I no want no pinch of salami with my steak bomb yes plz"
His tricky words forced Pine to just come out with it... "So basically what ur saying is.. Your Bob Money, The legendary Doc that refuses to pill camp because his mommy never taught him how to camp like a biznatch!?"
He did not respond... Perhaps because he didn't even speak English. Nevertheless, he took Pine under his wing, where they trained for days and days, until their thumbs became rough and tough, tough enough, we were so buff, yes buff, he was ruff, Pine said enuff!
When Pine's training level reach 9000!!!!! .... He knew it was time to go to the world famous Korea tourney, and face off in a test of manliness.
Making his way thru Bombsoldier, Masashi, and Matt.Zeb, he came across his final opponent.
His true trainer... Bob Money.
The battle ensued for a full fledged 60 seconds... Pine's pink Doc was just too fast, and his Up-b spikes made the crowd shout out "Hey!". Arnold cried in disbelief, his master Bob Money, had been defeated by a mere American steak bomb boy.
And now he has resurfaced... Into the smash world once again.
<3 Pine
LMFAOOOOOOO
P.S. Pine is the best doc ever and 3000th post.
Some have stated that Pine was addicted to Tibia for nearly a year, thus he could not reply to this thread. However this statement is clearly untrue.
So where was Pine hiding all these months... ?
The question isn't a mystery... rather a story of how Pine came to be.
You see... during the summer Pine ventured off to Korea in the hopes of becoming a famous steak bomb chef. He wandered the streets, searching for a master chef that would take him in to be his apprentice.
Until Pine stumbled upon Master Hashun. He was a peculiar little man with odd shaped toenails, from which flakey skin occasionally fell and left a fine trail of skin behind him.
... Weeks went by, as Pine carefully prepared steaks, and bombs, which kinda reminded me of a girl back at home named Emmy.
Then one day... Pine was cleaning off the restaurant tables, when stumbling in through the front doors, appeared a young Korean man with a shirt on that read "8===D" This was Korean for "Super Smash Brothers".
He questioned the man... "You there! You no want pinch of salami with your steak bomb!?"
The man responded ... "Yes, I no want no pinch of salami with my steak bomb yes plz"
His tricky words forced Pine to just come out with it... "So basically what ur saying is.. Your Bob Money, The legendary Doc that refuses to pill camp because his mommy never taught him how to camp like a biznatch!?"
He did not respond... Perhaps because he didn't even speak English. Nevertheless, he took Pine under his wing, where they trained for days and days, until their thumbs became rough and tough, tough enough, we were so buff, yes buff, he was ruff, Pine said enuff!
When Pine's training level reach 9000!!!!! .... He knew it was time to go to the world famous Korea tourney, and face off in a test of manliness.
Making his way thru Bombsoldier, Masashi, and Matt.Zeb, he came across his final opponent.
His true trainer... Bob Money.
The battle ensued for a full fledged 60 seconds... Pine's pink Doc was just too fast, and his Up-b spikes made the crowd shout out "Hey!". Arnold cried in disbelief, his master Bob Money, had been defeated by a mere American steak bomb boy.
And now he has resurfaced... Into the smash world once again.
<3 Pine
LMFAOOOOOOO
P.S. Pine is the best doc ever and 3000th post.
