PGD: Happy Birthday, Red!

[Phoenix Lord']

Drinking is stupid and alcohol is gross. Just for the record. :v

You're just saying that because you don't know how much fun drinking and driving is. Not that I'd know, myself; I've never liked golf.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Drinking is stupid and alcohol is gross. Just for the record. :v

yup

Eh, to each their own.

Spoiler

My own being rum, of course.

I'll at least meet you guys partway and say that certain alcohols are indeed gross. Beer, for example, or tequila. I only stick to the tasty ones, myself.

 

[Vinylic.]

Drinking is stupid and alcohol is gross. Just for the record. :v

Alcohol is gross? Dude, apple cider and champagne is not gross.
And if you don't like drinking, sipping is fine.

/non-alcoholicKnowsWithoutEvenDrinkingIt.

 

[~automatic]

Eh, to each their own.

Spoiler

My own being rum, of course.

I'll at least meet you guys partway and say that certain alcohols are indeed gross. Beer, for example, or tequila. I only stick to the tasty ones, myself.

I used to be a beer and tequila man.

 

[redfeatherraven]

And I apologize profusely. By which I mean I feel very sorry for you. But good on ya for moving on.

 

[~automatic]

I did move on. I stopped drinking.

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

I decided not to drink after my incident when I turned 21.

 

[Fuujin]

yup

tenweskers

for spamming gifs.

 

[~automatic]

Ooooh girl, you nasty.

 

[Fancy Fanny]

You're just saying that because you don't know how much fun drinking and driving is. Not that I'd know, myself; I've never liked golf.

You assume I don't know. It's not nice to assume.
It's not very fun at all, by the way.

Spoiler

Fuzzy navels are sort of good though.

 

[Stealth Raptor]

Color me curious as to this 'incident' you are referring to

 

[~automatic]

Stealth waiting on that irl yaoi.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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[~automatic]

Mentioning yaoi got ESAM out of lurking.

Spoiler

Wisc, come out as well damn it!

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

What Yaoi?

*goes back up and reads*

Oh...nvm

 

[BacklashMarth]

You gotta mention shota to draw Whiskey out of her interweb hidey-hole

 

[Vinylic.]

adahfnduxjfg]sfhjfk @ shota.


NO.

NO. NO. NO!

 

[Roller]

YOOoOOoooooOOoOOo Thanks for the bday wishes!!1! rum all aroundddddd




Rum and beer. all day erreday.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Yeah boi.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Beer sucks major donkey ****.

It's all about dat Smirnoff/Mike's Hard Lemonade.

 

[Vinylic.]

Or Jack Daniels.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Never had.

 

[~automatic]

I always though ESAM was a PBR kinda guy. If he drank.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

PBR....wuzzat

 

[~automatic]

Cheap beer that hipsters like.

It's good imo.

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

It is just as bad.

 

[[FBC] ESAM]

Every beer I've tried tastes like complete ***. At least shots just burn, they don't have a taste. I'm fine with shots.

 

[Vinylic.]

Or just Apple Cider.

 

[~automatic]

Apple Family Cider™ da bess.

 

[Espy Rose]

I heard shota and Rainbow Dashed my way over.

 

[Fancy Fanny]

Mikes is meh. But I've had worse.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Apple Family Cider™ da bess.

Nope, Flim Flam Fields Cider™ da bess. It's grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horseshoes-off one-of-a-kind cider.

 

[Vinylic.]

I wouldn't pay anything for two barrels of flim flam. They're nasty and they taste like trees.

 

[~automatic]

I like the sound of trees.

 

[SupaSairentoZ7℠]

I like the sound of oceans more.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

I wouldn't pay anything for two barrels of flim flam. They're nasty and they taste like trees.

Only the ones made at the end of that competition were like that, normally their stuff is great.

 

[redfeatherraven]

YOOoOOoooooOOoOOo Thanks for the bday wishes!!1! rum all aroundddddd

This man is either being incredibly sarcastic or incredibly smashed, and I support either.

BRING THIS MAN MORE RUM. RUM ALL AROUND.

Beer sucks major donkey ****.

It's all about dat Smirnoff/Mike's Hard Lemonade.

...

Every beer I've tried tastes like complete ***. At least shots just burn, they don't have a taste. I'm fine with shots.

I'm guessing you're talking Ice, since my shots experience has generally involved things besides vodka.

I'll just note I agree and then leave this here.

Nope, Flim Flam Fields Cider™ da bess. It's grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horseshoes-off one-of-a-kind cider.

No.

No it isn't.

Only the ones made at the end of that competition were like that, normally their stuff is great.

Let's be fair, even considering quality control they probably cut it with water or added copious amounts of MSG or skimped on the spices or all three.

With a machine that complicated (perhaps even needlessly so) who would know?

Not Phoenix, that's who.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

"Needlessly complicated" is one of my three middle names! Also, Granny Smith seemed to really like it, and she of all people would know what makes good cider.

 

[redfeatherraven]

The other two better be ten letters long each and look like someone grabbed a fistful of punctuation marks and shoved it down their throats, or I will be horribly disappointed.

 

[~automatic]

I like the sound of oceans more.

The ocean is a mixed bag for me. But that's probably because on the shore there's a ton of crap making noise. I'm sure that's not the case out in the open ocean.